Important Message to NEW PLAYERS

[Tune]

MOST of the people that post on these forums do NOT play on the server

This is fact and you need to give it a chance to realize this

Bumping this one AAAALLLLLL DAY

[krazyGlue]

Cringe

[derpcake]

OP is leading a pyramid scheme

do not trust

[dis_mornin]

Tune real fucking desperate to be relevant

[shokar]

OP is the most notorious cheater and griefer in server history. Disregard this.

[not alla]

Tune actually not such a bad person he just has an incurable sickness. His elf army has a soft spine and is in desperate need of reinforcements. In my opinion if you're joining this server you should join his ranks.

Join the server, join his zerg army, give him something to do for the next three weeks (level, epic, gear your characters), then raid for 2 weeks, realize it's boring as fuck to run a CH chain with 38 people you don't know well, half of which you don't like much. You will soon come to realize that in 5 hours of raiding you have only dropped 3 raid targets, all the the items were common rots that nobody wanted for their alt shadowknight. You'll realize that because of the efforts of 10 more normal, more likable, more enjoyable players who are your opponents you cannot raid effectively.

You'll realize that you're 6 months out from acquiring the loot drops you want on the alternate character you would rather play and you'll stop logging in. Hopefully you just stop logging in before Tune has a meltdown and insults you, threatens you, paranoidquests you out of his guild by making it a toxic environment.

[bestovv]

http://i.imgur.com/lgF6RhJ.gif

[TheDuck]

seek help

[heartbrand]

Tune actually not such a bad person he just has an incurable sickness. His elf army has a soft spine and is in desperate need of reinforcements. In my opinion if you're joining this server you should join his ranks.

Join the server, join his zerg army, give him something to do for the next three weeks (level, epic, gear your characters), then raid for 2 weeks, realize it's boring as fuck to run a CH chain with 38 people you don't know well, half of which you don't like much. You will soon come to realize that in 5 hours of raiding you have only dropped 3 raid targets, all the the items were common rots that nobody wanted for their alt shadowknight. You'll realize that because of the efforts of 10 more normal, more likable, more enjoyable players who are your opponents you cannot raid effectively.

You'll realize that you're 6 months out from acquiring the loot drops you want on the alternate character you would rather play and you'll stop logging in. Hopefully you just stop logging in before Tune has a meltdown and insults you, threatens you, paranoidquests you out of his guild by making it a toxic environment.

This is a very honest assessment of Project 1999.

[Bazia]

duke was rite, archeage good gayme

[MEGANS LAW]

I literally just started on red and Tune said he would give me some starter bronze, ended up porting me to toxx and told me to kill myself.

What a loser, enjoy dead box.

[not alla]

I literally just started on red and Tune said he would give me some starter bronze, ended up porting me to toxx and told me to kill myself.

What a loser, enjoy dead box.

You're doing it wrong. I made a female high elf and used a voice changer and Tune gave me a fungi tunic, MQ'd a paladin epic for me and power leveled me to 60 while he boxed multiple bots.

[Tassador]

I just recently started playing again and tune offered to play my char on a raid a couple nights ago.

I am now perm banned for boxing.

[Nirgon]

MOST of the people that post on these forums do NOT play on the server for valid reasons

^

Tune actually not such a bad person he just has an incurable sickness. His elf army has a soft spine and is in desperate need of reinforcements. In my opinion if you're joining this server you should join his ranks.

Join the server, join his zerg army, give him something to do for the next three weeks (level, epic, gear your characters), then raid for 2 weeks, realize it's boring as fuck to run a CH chain with 38 people you don't know well, half of which you don't like much. You will soon come to realize that in 5 hours of raiding you have only dropped 3 raid targets, all the the items were common rots that nobody wanted for their alt shadowknight. You'll realize that because of the efforts of 10 more normal, more likable, more enjoyable players who are your opponents you cannot raid effectively.

You'll realize that you're 6 months out from acquiring the loot drops you want on the alternate character you would rather play and you'll stop logging in. Hopefully you just stop logging in before Tune has a meltdown and insults you, threatens you, paranoidquests you out of his guild by making it a toxic environment.



STICKY

[fiegi]

thread makes me feel better about myself

[not alla]

http://i.imgur.com/4307jw7.gif

[bestovv]

duke was rite, archeage good gayme

http://i.imgur.com/lgF6RhJ.gif

[Tune]

Tune actually not such a bad person he just has an incurable sickness. His elf army has a soft spine and is in desperate need of reinforcements. In my opinion if you're joining this server you should join his ranks.

Join the server, join his zerg army, give him something to do for the next three weeks (level, epic, gear your characters), then raid for 2 weeks, realize it's boring as fuck to run a CH chain with 38 people you don't know well, half of which you don't like much. You will soon come to realize that in 5 hours of raiding you have only dropped 3 raid targets, all the the items were common rots that nobody wanted for their alt shadowknight. You'll realize that because of the efforts of 10 more normal, more likable, more enjoyable players who are your opponents you cannot raid effectively.

You'll realize that you're 6 months out from acquiring the loot drops you want on the alternate character you would rather play and you'll stop logging in. Hopefully you just stop logging in before Tune has a meltdown and insults you, threatens you, paranoidquests you out of his guild by making it a toxic environment.

pretty bad assessment

also doesnt play

[georgie]

If u post more than a paragraph on the forums about another player you are triggered

[Jimjam]

I'm a spy.

[Aesop]

There are multiple spies in Apex, but I wouldn't classify them as spies so much as trolls. Don't care why they think it's amusing to provide us info, but we'll take it.

One of these days we'll set Drybone up for a YT but it's hard because he chugs worts and plugs instant gate pots and how can you kill a man like that?

[syztem]

thats what i always said, in nihilum there were a shit ton of leaks. they went around checking new recruit IP, voice testing them. and the whole time it was OG members, even officers leaking info or just members with big mouths that blab to other people about their guilds issues and leak info unknowingly. jibeknn was probably the only one that actually infiltrated thinking he was doing some james bond shit.

[TheDuck]

jibeknn was probably the only one that actually infiltrated thinking he was doing some james bond shit.


This, reminded me about that and made me chuckle, dude snuck into nihilum to spy, ended up liking it so much he played with us more than the other crew. his friends knew it. cause they saw him playing with nihilum so much, and raiding.

thats how it was leaked that it was him, people where jealous he was getting loot. scraps of loot lol.

[Bazia]

in game count is 43 server homepage says 97

ok then

[Tassador]

Lol you went in game! Trolled :)

[Gustoo]

Lol

[B4EQWASCOOL]

Yes, I went in game. This is the best Red has been if you ask me. Sociopaths gone and I meet new people there each day.

Try red, ladies.

[Tune]

bump time

[TheDuck]

you are more right than you know tune.

[TheDuck]

Come join Red, Where normal people like myself will play EQ with u and slay elves together.
http://i.imgur.com/lvKXH3G.jpg

[TheDuck]

Sometimes i might even be masterbating while im fucked up on xanax and red transformers, Here is a picture jupe took of me while i was leveling with tune in KC.

http://i.imgur.com/tRUZWB6.jpg

So come on down, join <Apex> see what all the fun is about.


edit: as u can see, my lube of choice is the only choice, mcdonnalds sweet and sour, so i can lick my fingers clean after and not have such a big mess. yum

[TheDuck]

but with cooler hair

what kind, this kind?
http://i.imgur.com/f2SR1ye.jpg

orrr this kind?
http://i.imgur.com/k6FSmFS.jpg

or the latest?
http://i.imgur.com/Vs0cG0K.jpg

[TheDuck]

orrr this one.
http://i.imgur.com/JNvyLRR.jpg

[bigjerry]

Come join Red, Where normal people like myself will play EQ with u and slay elves together.
http://i.imgur.com/lvKXH3G.jpg

its funny cuz those are literally red transformers

[TheDuck]

its funny cuz those are literally red transformers

kek kek

[MEGANS LAW]

prolly best thread ive ever read on these forums

-gyno

[Nirgon]

I was paranoidquested out of Tempest or Apex or one of the various reformations with these guys in it.

But they were right I tried to join to spread poison and spy and bring Heartbrand in.

In doing so they slew Garner in cold blood, a favor I later returned by dropping the big leg on Karatay giving him his only PvP death (see wart potion chugging instant gate pot plugging comment above, this guy is a real snigro too).

If you play here you're signing up to be a cuck. Hope you found this helpful.

[oricalum]

Sometimes i might even be masterbating while im fucked up on xanax and red transformers, Here is a picture jupe took of me while i was leveling with tune in KC.

http://i.imgur.com/tRUZWB6.jpg

So come on down, join <Apex> see what all the fun is about.


edit: as u can see, my lube of choice is the only choice, mcdonnalds sweet and sour, so i can lick my fingers clean after and not have such a big mess. yum

You kinda resemble a retarded red headed version of young anthony soprano. Lol

[oricalum]

Always wandered were tony sopranos son ended up. Guess florida was a good guess.

[TheDuck]

god i hate being compared to anthony saprano..... u have no idea.

[AzzarTheGod]

Sometimes i might even be masterbating while im fucked up on xanax and red transformers, Here is a picture jupe took of me while i was leveling with tune in KC.


sick life

8pm : I was on my way to a rave and my girl offered me a red Transformer...so I popped it.

8:45pm : Still in the Metro(The subway), the first effects starter comming...happy as always.

9pm : getting from the Metro and the rave is 2 blocks from it. I am liking 'till, my jaw getting a little tight. My girlfriend was now felling it.

9:10pm : got inside the rave(no problems w/ the bouncer.lol). as soon as i got in. it was like BANG: I didn't think the feeling would come so suddenly.

9:30pm : I was really feeling it, now. The DJ was so good my girl wanted to dance to some Cascada Remix...so i start dance. You know you're trippin' on E and a Trance/House/rave music (whtever you wanna call it) starts and and music start "hitting on you chest" then you really want to dance...I had that feeling and I always love it (That's the sign of a good pill)

10pm : I reminded myself to go pee (always remember that when you're "E"), I got to the rest room and try to pee, I had to consertate like forever for it to come out (it felt like only 1 min while i actually was consetraiting for 3min or so) then i go back to talk to some friends.

10:45pm : I went to get a another pill from my girl (she was sitting but couldn't stop moving her head to the beat.lol)... I pop it. and i got out to light a cigarette to get the feeling up faster.

11pm : I smoked 5 cigarettes but felt like only 2. got back inside got a martini (don't mix E w/ alchol...but i risked it)

12am : still feeling the E...happier than before and my jaws tighten even more, my heart beatting faster...and i am liking the Transformer even more

2am : my girl was too drunk, so took her to her house. (and no, nothing happened.lol)

3am : i couldn't sleep cuz I was still high, so I listened to Benny Benassi and DJ Tiesto on my PC 'till 5pm

5pm : feeling a little weird, just the usual after an E trip.

(Third Favorite)




tell us more about it




-It is not really red, sometimes it's kind of pinkish.

-They are VERY popular in Montreal and the serounding cities(Anjou, St.Leonard,Tetrauville,etc.) not always easy to find though.

-It's the second favorite "E" in montreal

-I rate it 4/5

[syztem]

those red transformers sucked ass, full of meth. the blue doves were great, but thats why E pills are bad to begin with.

[TheDuck]

those red transformers sucked ass, full of meth. the blue doves were great, but thats why E pills are bad to begin with.

yea those where meth bombs.

[HippoNipple]

You guys need to write me in your wills to inherit your pixels. I would hate for those 30 eyepatch of plunders to go to waste after a drug overdose.

[TheDuck]

You guys need to write me in your wills to inherit your pixels. I would hate for those 30 eyepatch of plunders to go to waste after a drug overdose.

what makes you so sure an overdose is going to happen after all this time. Do we really seem like the type to just OD? do you really think we are doing ****** drugs that dont have dosage's written on them?

FDA approved all day baybay. only poors OD cause they cant afford FDA approved dosage amounts. instead they have to settle for 10 dollars for a bag of heroin. i pay 50 dollars for generally the same amount of opiate, but mine are clearly marked dosage and strength and they are impossible to OD on unless you purposely do so.

It's like u never seen someone do drugs before who isnt poor. lol.

it's quite clear alot of the people who shout drugs at me and jupe have been effected negatively by drugs in some way, a mother a father, brother, sister, what have you. and that is actually really sad and i feel sorry for you that drugs have had a negative impact on your life. and that you have only seen the negative side effect of drugs. But that just doesn't happen when you don't live in poverty. If i ever had a problem id just pay 100 grand and go to rehab. i never have had to tho, i stop and start, resetting my opiate receptors so i dont have to take so much. currently 1 year 4 months sober in a few days, exactly 1 year and 3 months ago i quit this server. and i detoxed and worked out and lost 70lbs. now im back. still sober tho. prolly not for long tho everquest is way to fun calling all the autism spergs cucks while running around with 1 eye open beastmoding people who have full function of there body.

[HippoNipple]

Well put me in there just in case.

[TheDuck]

i hereby grant hipponipple access to all my accounts, items, and my wholesome reputation and image on this server after my passing.

witnesses?

[mrbigz]

I agree with tune here, most people that use these forums don't even play the server,if we had all the people that used these wack ass forums we would have a good population on the server

[TheDuck]

I agree with tune here, most people that use these forums don't even play the server,if we had all the people that used these wack ass forums we would have a good population on the server

im the only one posting on the forums anymore, and i been on all night. trying to find pvp, just cycling characters over and over and over again, nothnig last 6 hours lul.

[TheDuck]

u dont say? *looks around at 17 year old elf sim* has 50 characters fully geared.

[Supreme]

duke was rite, archeage good gayme

[TheDuck]

supreme should dish dirt since he has no ties.

[TheDuck]

oh wait, except for that huge glaringly obvious tie to tune you have and that thing u do.

KEK

[Ames1]

Might as well use this forum account for something. Credits to casey. Also B4EQWASCOOL is on the spectrum.

http://i.imgur.com/5OxvO9i.jpg

[Ames1]

http://i.imgur.com/FqkSWFm.jpg

[Phistt]

damn this thread is on FIRE

[Swish]

yikes

http://i.imgur.com/RgaBijb.gif

[Ames1]

Lurch looking motherfucker

Hi hateraid. Still poor and brown? Cool.

[Swish]

Apex don't take kindly to haters around here, enjoy your 1 year ban.

[oricalum]

yikes

http://i.imgur.com/RgaBijb.gif

I lawl'ed on this one ^.

[Xaanka]

lo;l i get your elf forum feud is real serious but y u gotta be doxxing kids, like actual children didn't read thread but it looks bad

[Jazzy]

Amazing thread

Agatha is regal & handsome as fuck

[TheDuck]

Amazing thread

Agatha is regal & handsome as fuck

thank you young sir.

[AzzarTheGod]

lo;l i get your elf forum feud is real serious but y u gotta be doxxing kids, like actual children didn't read thread but it looks bad

dont care to read it.

maerlith doxxed Tune?

[TheDuck]

yea dno, noone should be doxing people thats fucked up.

[Xaanka]

yea dno, noone should be doxing people thats fucked up.

doxxing people's pre-pubescent children**
COOL
AND
NORMAL

[TheDuck]

doxxing people's pre-pubescent children**
COOL
AND
NORMAL

yup, people say im a bad person, but i have never once leaked personal details, even when i leaked the RMT shit publicly i blotted out names and addresses.

[AzzarTheGod]

what makes you so sure an overdose is going to happen after all this time. Do we really seem like the type to just OD? do you really think we are doing ****** drugs that dont have dosage's written on them?

FDA approved all day baybay. only poors OD cause they cant afford FDA approved dosage amounts. instead they have to settle for 10 dollars for a bag of heroin. i pay 50 dollars for generally the same amount of opiate, but mine are clearly marked dosage and strength and they are impossible to OD on unless you purposely do so.

It's like u never seen someone do drugs before who isnt poor. lol.

it's quite clear alot of the people who shout drugs at me and jupe have been effected negatively by drugs in some way, a mother a father, brother, sister, what have you. and that is actually really sad and i feel sorry for you that drugs have had a negative impact on your life. and that you have only seen the negative side effect of drugs. But that just doesn't happen when you don't live in poverty. If i ever had a problem id just pay 100 grand and go to rehab. i never have had to tho, i stop and start, resetting my opiate receptors so i dont have to take so much. currently 1 year 4 months sober in a few days, exactly 1 year and 3 months ago i quit this server. and i detoxed and worked out and lost 70lbs. now im back. still sober tho. prolly not for long tho everquest is way to fun calling all the autism spergs cucks while running around with 1 eye open beastmoding people who have full function of there body.


*daps fist*

[Yumyums Inmahtumtums]

Great thread!

Really appreciated the raw look into drug fuelled NEET life and classic Casey.

[bigjerry]

http://i.imgur.com/FqkSWFm.jpg

my god, 1st time I saw it and it's lit

PS ive said it before but Ames has a rich man's appearance. ur bad at identifying patricians if u call him ugly or lurch or something

[Sirban]

u been sippin on that jumjum juice dawg?

[Tassador]

he isnt rich, he is dirt poor and his parents buy his apartment and pay for his food so he can go to college like millions of other kids in america.

The nerve of his parents setting him up with a future so he doesn't have to grow vegetables and play old simulated games with no friends.

[heartbrand]

he isnt rich, he is dirt poor and his parents buy his apartment and pay for his food so he can go to college like millions of other kids in america.

You seem to know everyone's AGI do you work for the IRS?

[Kongal]

ive come to the conclusion that agatha is either a super over-achieving autist and his parents are proud or he is likely the most disappointing middle aged son ever

guess ill never know

[Malevz]

I think the important question here is: has there been a second flayed barb skin mask drop since the one dropped for empire.

[necro316]

fuck you valtiel should have went to me

[Cwall 146.0]

no guild was able to kill avatar of war other than empire

[AzzarTheGod]

no guild was able to kill avatar of war other than empire

[Malevz]

fuck you valtiel should have went to me

I can log in and link it to you if you'd like.

[Tune]

I can log in and link it to you if you'd like.

u are the most wasted black hole of pixels this game has ever seen

[skarlorn]

just dropping by to visit the eq lepers

hi guys

bye

[Malevz]

u are the most wasted black hole of pixels this game has ever seen

Empire bards were the greatest to ever grace this server, you show some respect. Never again will there be greatness like Empire brought this server. Pras President Gongshow, Grandmaster Colgate, Rear Admiral Cyren, Propaganda office Gyno and the rest. Empire made this server great again, it will never see the glory it did during the Empire days.

So yes to the logging on to link for you?

[derpcake]

u are the most wasted black hole of pixels this game has ever seen

statistics would prove you wrong i am sure

[heartbrand]

u are the most wasted black hole of pixels this game has ever seen

this poster has taken items on 17 accounts that have been banned

[Retticus]

this poster has taken items on 17 accounts that have been banned

http://i.imgur.com/xVUI3rS.gif

[AzzarTheGod]

this poster has taken items on 17 accounts that have been banned

What a piece of shit

[georgie]

Who ?? Lol

[Cwall 146.0]

yea objectively speaking tune probably has the most wealth on the server banned (black holed) if not nizzar, aka the person he looks up to most

weird statement by him