p99 nano fiction thread - 50 words or less

[skarlorn]

Six of us at KC were unable to find a camp.

Sleuth-work revealed efreeti was open.

The druid in our group ported us to Lavastorm, then I kicked him from the party.

No druids necessary.

Later on he left BDA because he felt like an outcast.

You're welcome, Oninokaze.

[indiscriminate_hater]

WTS one P99 account, barely used.

[skarlorn]

Delivered as promised.

-Jeremy Irons, Elf Lord

[maskedmelon]

this one time, at hand camp, i chucked my shoe at the turnkey

and so from the basement, with my shoe it followed me

and i was barefoot and almost slipped, so it was slow

but I made it and reclaimed my shoe.

[ZiggyTheMuss]

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

[meadtj]

logged in. destroyed nerds.

fin

I think what you meant was...

Didn't log in, wen't outside in sunlight

[Swish]

http://i.imgur.com/oAz6QZ2.png

The sun began to set on the horizon in Erud's Crossing as Monala cast her fishing pole. As the sandals and rusty daggers floated by, a bite! She spilt her beer bringing in her line, and alas the fish had escaped!

She meowed expressively.

[Rysky]

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

Lol too soon?

[ndmx1000]

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

LMFAO!!!! Now that's a Prime Time Rhyme!!!!

[Jimjam]

Disgraced deputy, washed out on Lendel's Lager, lead young leatherfoot lads to capture in goblin dungeon.

Now sits upon the throne as Lord Filbus Pickclaw.

[Speedi]

Six of us at KC were unable to find a camp.

Sleuth-work revealed efreeti was open.

The druid in our group ported us to Lavastorm, then I kicked him from the party.

No druids necessary.

Druid should of dumped you. Druid solo efreeti.

Jerk!

[welly321]

There once was a druid named Allio,
He had alot of Pallios
Then he made Shamsade
Sprawlz was never paid
And Dawn Believers descended into a pile of steaming hot poopsocks

[kotton05]

Zeelot didn't doctor any logs. I fizzled and knew what happened but I let the server witch hunt him.

[Sorn]

Here is a mediocre poem about a beleaguered mage I met in HoT.

Oh, you poor mage, you know in hindsight
AFK in ToV just ain't right.
It wasn’t nice,
you paid the price:
a whole twenty levels in one night.

(The twenty levels was after several clerics teamed up to rez her.)

[Panicsferd]

There was a greedy pleb named Sprawlz
Who bragged of his hefty plat hauls
Then one day came Shamsade
"Let me try on that nice blade"
And the scammer then tore off Sprawlz' balls

That is pretty good. LMAO.

thanks for the laughs.

I decided to write a poem myself; here it is:

Shamsade's love for scamming is so great,
his heart melts for gear 'til the dusk of day.
The public outcries when he's away,
fleecing, stealing 'til day's dawn.

His methods are legendary,
Wondering when 'you'll be next,
Trading is all I do,
While waiting for the moment, for him to say "I need to try that Ceremonial Iksar Chestplate on first before I pay!"

[ZiggyTheMuss]

how do you add a bunch of pictures like that?!? Seems like something a.... Nerd... Would know how to do! Hmmmmm!

[Detoxx]

Zeelot didn't doctor any logs. I fizzled and knew what happened but I let the server witch hunt him.

Liar! You didn't know what happened lol

[Kaight]

WTS one P99 account, barely used.
this is perfect

http://i.imgur.com/WzRI1mO.jpg

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

I can't believe even knowing the baby shoes, never worn, precedent, this is going to be interesting very much at fifty words. Seems a bit long winded. I would rather argue, let's try for 35?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Let's do 10.

18 Wizard. Can travel. Need rez in highhold pass, orcs.

[Bubbles]

MQ using ahole named Ralph
Held Bilge and the PKT hostage at level 50 forever.
Fell asleep on bind point one night.
Ding 39!

(thats a ton of gathering of light green mobs and feigning)

[Twochain]

Sheeeit i'm twochain
I like to hang out in sewers and stuff
I also like sebilis

[Spyder73]

An excerpt from the Lost Adventures of Tekilya Wu'Tang and Filbus Furyfoot...

Filbus could not tell you how much time passed then, but when he awakened, he was in the Temple of The Whislting Fist. Master Wu was standing over him, puffing on his pipe, staring at Filbus with his ever critical eye. Tekilya was running laps in the garden as punishment, his muscles glistening in the summer air. As was usual the balcony was filled with ladies of all ages who had come to watch the young monk train, such was an everyday ritual among the ladies of Qeynos. Master Wu dispersed the crowd and called out to Tekilya that his punishment was over as Filbus, for the first time in days, started to come back to life. Filbus, not knowing where he was or what had happened, started to undress with bashful eyes under the hard gaze of Master Wu. Quick as lightning Wu cracked Filbus over the head with his staff, and darkness again took the warrior. Master Wu and Tekilya Wu’Tang spent the next 7 days building Furyfoot back into a man, nursing him back to life both mentally and physically. Then on the 8th day, Master Wu received a letter that would change both Filbus and Tekilya’s destiny forever….

[Cult]

velocity peaked at 94 elemental binders per hour
now noseblind to the smell of rotting loam

[skarlorn]

Hamfactor rolled an ogre warrior to min/max
got PL'd to 60.
Warriors have about 4 abilities. Hamfactor is still a bad player.
All ogre warriors should be deleted.

[teai]

" Another day, Another day .... Here... "

Ambassador Dvinn spoke to himself in the looking glass, part of his personal collection
from Neriak,

" 18 years, at least you don't look a day older.. than. "

He watched the glass as it fell to the floor, not understanding why it was falling.

"NO DIRK SRY"

[Squire]

wipe red

[skarlorn]

“I can no longer hold this form!” says Dorn B’Dynn.
A dark elf spy fled to the zone. We killed him. His body crumbled, out sprang a Drider. Our wizard defeated him with fel magic and we found the Tome of Charasis.

Now locked in East Wing.

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