Your Favorite Porting Service?

[Draulius]

In your time receiving ports from Druids and Wizards on the server which service has been your favorite? It could be that they had the speediest delivery, gave something free to go with it or they just generally seemed like a good person.

I'm partial to Happy Ports™ myself for the free snack that comes with each port. Also they refused to accept my tip! Great porting service. Curious to hear yours.

[Maschenny]

Happy Ports.

[Draulius]

Happy Ports.

™

[Lhancelot]

Who is Happy Ports?

[Swish]

I like Uber Ports personally, they offer me water every time I ride with them.

[Jimwise]

Dial a Port for sure!!

I am shockingly bad at navigating in EQ and thus DaP have often collected me from unusual places and indeed they have also often helped me get to my final destination after the port. On a couple occasions in dreadlands or EJ I was laggy and stopped following them and they have always come back to find me :)

[katrik]

Fuck DaP.

[Draulius]

Fuck DaP.

Do you have a least favorite porting experience to share?

[Swish]

Fuck DaP.

I think people say the same about Starbucks but still burn $5 bills every time they want a coffee.

[Tingowingo]

Don't know which porting services Potatoball is affiliated with, but she's best

[dude]

Dude uses Zabs port service.

Its the only way to fly!

[Kaight]

<Tell-a-Port> is the best. Far superior to DaP.

[Kimmie]

Kimmie

[Zemus]

I have this sweet hax to find unlisted porters

/who halfling

You've still got to make sure their high enough level to port you to WC. Sometimes they'll give you the run around about being a cleric or rogue or some nonsense but that's just because they're mad you found their unlisted number.

[Swish]

Remember to ask halfling clerics for ports, they like that.

[meadtj]

I think people say the same about Starbucks but still burn $5 bills every time they want a coffee.

All I have to do on this server is /who all dial, /tell <porter> Zone From > Zone To = 60pp, I'm at rings...

...and someone magically shows the up in front of me nearly instantly. Never has porting been so easy.

Give me my crappy burnt coffee with crappy gmo steamed milk, and be quick about it.

[Froakula]

I can't fathom who'd pay for Starbucks, it tastes like asshole.

[Kaight]

I can't fathom who'd pay for Starbucks, it tastes like asshole.
Hello, I'm a white girl and I pay for Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Nice to meet you.

[Swish]

Hello, I'm a white girl and I pay for Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Nice to meet you.

I don't know how anyone drinks that filth :s

[Kaight]

I'm not proud

[Sorn]

Don't know which porting services Potatoball is affiliated with, but she's best

Petit Portfolio

Random Fact Sorn Happens To Know Without Looking It Up #2354346532

[Dronuspk]

Do you have a least favorite porting experience to share? I do. Afeni ported me once, for like a month after anytime he saw me in zone, he'd OOC me for some reason as he apparently had it in his mind we were friends or something. I hate obnoxious nerds like that.

[Dreenk317]

Remember to ask halfling clerics for ports, they like that.

Literally watched a guy ask a halfling cleric for a sow like 10 times. Every time he asked, the cleric would cast smite on him and the graphic would go off, and he'd ask for a sow again.... some people.

[skarlorn]

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[Jimjam]

Tell a Port has the best portfolio.

[Sadiki]

My favorite porting service is running to firepot room whenever I need to get somewhere.

[Gumbo]

I used this port service when I really had to go and it was the best port service I have ever used. The whole port came with scented candles and they used the softest and most absorbent toilet paper.

This port was heaven!