Novelty Names

[Names R Us]

Greetings Norrathians, and happy Friday,

With Kunark rapidly approaching, I know there are many of you who are making or planning to make new characters. I have several attractive and unique names on reserve, which I am taking platinum and item offers on.

Upfront payment only. However, I am more than willing to use a Bob for escrow.

Please PM me and I will reply with a list of the available names.


EDIT: All names now 200-600p, PM for list


Thank you for your consideration.

[Lazortag]

What's preventing someone from PMing you asking for a list of names, and just posting it publicly?

[Slathar]

wow this is impressively stupid

[Francois]

wow this is impressively stupid

[Goobles]

wow this is impressively stupid

[Droodler]

wow this is impressively stupid

[InfamousTaco]

it's kind of like parking domain names, which can turn out to be profitable. Not as stupid as it sounds i don't think. I think we'd all like to have an alt called "Fred"

[Messianic]

it's kind of like parking domain names, which can turn out to be profitable. Not as stupid as it sounds i don't think. I think we'd all like to have an alt called "Fred"

I'd just name him "fredd"

[Wizard]

wow this is impressively stupid

[Seaweedpimp]

I'd just name him "fredd"

lmao

[Names R Us]

What's preventing someone from PMing you asking for a list of names, and just posting it publicly?

Of course, once I tell someone a name, I can't stop them from passing it along. I thought about posting some of the names myself, but this seemed like a better idea.

Seriously guys, these names are bad ass. You want your new Iksar twink to stand out, don't you?

[Daltheb]

I'm selling "Ganjagreatlegs". Don't miss out guys.

[Autotune]

I have:

Racial
Period
Babyjesus

names up for sale as well. Hit me up, the surname possibilities are near infinite :)

[Names R Us]

edit: joke, not really selling that name

[Names R Us]

edit: joke, not really selling that name

[Names R Us]

Added a couple names

edit: removed

[quido]

I have an Erudite named Lincolns. I've been wanting to play him up and name him Lincolns Mistake, but I just don't have time any more. Will sell him for 10kpp =P

[Anderdale]

i have the name Jurassic, Reptillia, Repler for sale!

[Ihealyou]

Where are the attractive and unique names?

[AexDestroy]

This isnt Diablo 2 homie.

[Names R Us]

Where are the attractive and unique names?

PM sent

[karsten]

i have the name buttfucker reserved

[Anderdale]

i have the name buttfucker reserved

i love that restaurant!

[Ihealyou]

PM sent

They were pretty boring and unimaginative, nabrolean.

[Names R Us]

Bump

Still have a lot left. Looking for 200-600p per name.

[Dantes]

What stops a GM from deciding your cutesy name doesn't follow the naming policy? If it gets changed, do they get their money back? Hell, if I were a GM I would change the names you sell just to fuck with you.

I got an idea for you. If you want to be an even bigger douche bag, go browse the Internet Archives and create characters with names of well known players from the past who may return to the game here on P99. Then they'll have to pay you to get their name.

[murgle]

Let's keep it classic

All characters under the level of 10 that weren't played in the past 30 days were deleted on live servers, if I remember correctly.

[Bruno]

Are your lives really that dull that you care if he's selling character names lol? Who gives a shit.

[Bruno]

That was a rhetorical question btw. I do know the answer.

[Shaken]

Probably one of the worst ideas I've ever heard of, I'll pay 500p for you to stfu and get back in your hole

[Bruno]

Probably one of the worst ideas I've ever heard of, I'll pay 500p for you to stfu and get back in your hole

It's not exactly an original idea. People have been selling names on JSP for years now. That's probably where he got the idea. I'm assuming one of the previous posters came up with the same theory since he referred to Diablo.

[Ongbak]

I got Youngdr for sale too ! ROFL.

[Fourthmeal]

Will sell the naem Fourthmeal

[Omnimorph]

Who was that guy who made a post asking who ever had his name to let him have it... otherwise he wouldn't play?

I miss that guy...

Also paying for the name Philken.

so i can make a human monk with an eyepatch called Philken Sebben.

Ha Ha Ha - virtual characters...

http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/phil_ken_sebben.jpg

[jmorgan08]

I have "Brad" and "Shitlips" for sale.

[Zarniwooop]

How anyone is getting away with spamming accounts full of names only a 13-year old would find amusing is beyond me.

[JayDee]

Can I get the name Karsten. I got like 17pp

[Bruno]

How anyone is getting away with spamming accounts full of names only a 13-year old would find amusing is beyond me.

The short answer is other people have preferences you obviously don't agree with. As much as I wouldn't name my character 3/4 of these names, I'm definitely not going to lose sleep over it. I'm sure the GMs have better things to do as well. We do have Kunark coming out. Let's focus here.

[Names R Us]

How anyone is getting away with spamming accounts full of names only a 13-year old would find amusing is beyond me.

How anyone is judging my names without seeing the list is beyond me

[Teensy Weensy]

Well I for one, am glad you plan to use Bob as an escrow service for such a lucrative business model.

[isiah]

If you happen to have the names Ishmael or Ahab, then holler at me. If not, go away.

[Fourthmeal]

I want the names Skeet and Creampie, will perform both actions in order to get them.

[President]

I still have Healz for sale.

[Shrubwise]

Selling Atticus, 1kp

[Brain]

WTS The name raistlin -5k pp

[Names R Us]

Bump. Please PM for list.

[Autotune]

How anyone is judging my names without seeing the list is beyond me

<==== Wants to See list.

[Names R Us]

<==== Wants to See list.

PM sent.

[Names R Us]

Bump. Please PM for list.

[SUSUGAM]

someone post the list here so we can have a laugh?

[Names R Us]

someone post the list here so we can have a laugh?

That's not very nice.

Bump

[DevGrousis]

I have an Erudite named Lincolns. I've been wanting to play him up and name him Lincolns Mistake, but I just don't have time any more. Will sell him for 10kpp =P

fuck you

[Rickey]

If theres anyone out there who's name is Andrew I have it if you want. Also have the name Sleep and Disease.

[skipdog]

Are your lives really that dull that you care if he's selling character names lol? Who gives a shit.

[DOPE]

Smoker - 10k -.-

[jimthayner]

I don't know how profitable this will be, unless there are people with hundreds of thousands of pp just wanting to burn it on something like this.

Secondly, most people here, I'm guessing, aren't lame. Like lame as in 14 year old girls who play Gaia Online or anyone who pays $12 for a celestial steed mount in WoW. Or as lame as in George Lucas.

[Names R Us]

I don't know how profitable this will be, unless there are people with hundreds of thousands of pp just wanting to burn it on something like this.

Secondly, most people here, I'm guessing, aren't lame. Like lame as in 14 year old girls who play Gaia Online or anyone who pays $12 for a celestial steed mount in WoW. Or as lame as in George Lucas.

Not looking to break any banks, only 200-600p per name.

[Versus]

Whoever had 'Versus,' please go die in a fire.

[Teensy Weensy]

I had Server and Admin but I deleted them because I wasn't sure the GM's would have found it as funny as I would have

[Names R Us]

Le bump, please PM

[ap3suit]

will buy the name Mojo...PM

[citizen1080]

will buy the name Mojo...PM

Pray for mojo....



On a side note I have Bobzilla available =p