ANNOUNCEMENT: An EQ Wedding! Jun 17th, 8:30 EST!

[Shawnleroy27]

You are all cordially invited to the wedding of Teenietank N'spank the Dwarf Warrior and Emeraldfields Forever the Barbarian Shamaness!

Come revel in the celebration of Teenietank and Emeraldfields' 1 anniversary of RL marriage with a whimsical and wonderful EQ wedding!
When: June 17th, 2017 at 8:30PM EST, 7:30PM Central, 6:30PM Mountain, 5:30PM Pacific Time
Where: The Giant Chess Board in Butcherblock Mountains. #7 on the map
Why: It's a Life Experience you don't want to miss! EQ weddings are legendary, and we're sure this one will be no different, if not better than all the rest! There will be Fireworks at the wedding, so come for the show! We should have a good turn out as well! Take many screen shots for your own records! After the wedding, the reception will include cake (Limit 1 slice per person) and alcohol (limit 1 stack of the person's choice per person), and PVP in the Freeport Arena! I'm probably only going to do this once, so you don't wanna miss it!

Feel free to discuss. I couldn't post this in the announcements board, so I hope this suffices. Mark your calendars!

[Phenyo]

fte

gz on ring loot... can this be moved to RnF so i can shitpost it?

[Pokesan]

i am going to grief you

[Tankdan]

i am going to grief you
Tha's classic, so its prolly not allowed.

[Kaight]

https://youtu.be/1RGohIKxc9M?t=8m11s

[Sorn]

OMG

[Swish]

Emeraldfields N'Spank ?

[Spyder73]

Lets all cover the ground in corpses named "Divorce" and "Sheischaeatingonyou"

JK - grats on a finding a gamer lady

[fan D]

why would u have a wedding where a bunch of undead monsters spawn

whats wrong with the surefall glade caves/waterfall ? cant u be like everyone else

[Lhancelot]

why would u have a wedding where a bunch of undead monsters spawn

whats wrong with the surefall glade caves/waterfall ? cant u be like everyone else

That's so... romantic! FanD... I am pleasantly surprised!

[Kaight]

The Lost Valley is Dreadlands is also lovely this time of year.

[Lhancelot]

The Lost Valley is Dreadlands is also lovely this time of year.

I like RV, it's a small zone nice and cozy with a great pub and lots of asslings to serve you.

[shuklak]

After the honeymoon period come join me in plane of hate .

[Kohedron]

Is this a weird way to advertise red server?

[Gozuk]

Awesome, I'm there

[Sorn]

Is this a weird way to advertise red server?

Oh, is this on red?

OP CONFIRM PLZ

[Shawnleroy27]

You guys crack me up. I should have specified. This is on the Project 1999 (1) server. Sorry, not on Red. I did say we were having a PVP night in the Arena, though, so maybe that is where the confusion came from.

[Shawnleroy27]

Ok, the time is getting nearer and I'm not one to procrastinate. The fact is, we still need a ton of Cake and Brewskis. So, if anyone has Berries, Fruit, Veggies, or Brownie Parts, send Teenietank a tell and we'll arrange things. Please do not disturb me on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays between 8:30 pm EST and 11:00 pm EST as I will be off adventuring with my crew during those hours.
Again, this is a call out for any of the following items:
Brownie Parts
Berries
Vegetables
Fruit
Thanks, all, and we'll see you there when the dread hour arrives!

[Phenyo]

Still cant tell whether this is bait or not

[maskedmelonpai]

I will be off adventuring with my crew during those hours.


pretty sure those not allowed here... i be careful if i you.

[Sorn]

Ok, the time is getting nearer and I'm not one to procrastinate. The fact is, we still need a ton of Cake and Brewskis. So, if anyone has Berries, Fruit, Veggies, or Brownie Parts, send Teenietank a tell and we'll arrange things. Please do not disturb me on Sundays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays between 8:30 pm EST and 11:00 pm EST as I will be off adventuring with my crew during those hours.
Again, this is a call out for any of the following items:
Brownie Parts
Berries
Vegetables
Fruit
Thanks, all, and we'll see you there when the dread hour arrives!

I'm on it! Killing brownies is my favorite hobby! (I'm also a master brewer and baker :P )

[Soandso]

What are you doing for your bachelor party? A bit of gambling in Highkeep, hiring some Freeport streetwalkers?

[Lifebar]

What are you doing for your bachelor party? A bit of gambling in Highkeep, hiring some Freeport streetwalkers?

Banging Freeport Streetwalkers is like having sex with a dirty old boot.

[karsten]

That's so... romantic! FanD... I am pleasantly surprised!

dat's cuz Fandy is actually a big softie <3

[mickmoranis]

I want to congragulate op on marrying his character

http://i.imgur.com/xzI9f1v.png

I would proudly like to support the legal unification of man and pixels in matramony

#pixelsarepeopletoo #freedom #therighttochose #womencomplain #mycharactermakesgains

[Phenyo]

I want to congragulate op on marrying his character

http://i.imgur.com/xzI9f1v.png

I would proudly like to support the legal unification of man and pixels in matramony

#pixelsarepeopletoo #freedom #therighttochose #womencomplain #mycharactermakesgains

http://i.imgur.com/RuOAB0Q.jpg

[skarlorn]

Those names are in direct violation of p99 Naming conventions, particular teenietank

[Baler]

In game mmo weddings are awesome. Congrats OP!

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Those names are in direct violation of p99 Naming conventions, particular teenietank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmNU8blUwms

[Whirled]

If real, congrats.
If not, https://youtu.be/wQM0avkWqGI?t=21

[originalman]

didn't read thread is it a gay wedding or naw?

[Shawnleroy27]

I'm on it! Killing brownies is my favorite hobby! (I'm also a master brewer and baker :P )

Awesome! We could use all the help we can get. You know how to contact me. I'll PM you with specific details. :)

SoandSo, I never thought about a bachelor party! Great idea! Let me check my schedule... I'll probably just game with my bros on the Thursday prior to it. We'll do something special that day.

[Shawnleroy27]

Everything is coming together and we're less than 2 weeks from the event! Time presses and we need one more favor from the community. If anyone would like to make Red and Green plate armor for the Bridesmaids and Groomsmen. There will be 4 of each and we only need Chest, Legs, Sleeves, and boots; no helms, neck, shoulder, or gauntlets, etc. We will also be on the look out for Green Robes or Red Robes, as we may have one or two cloth-wearing classes that need to look uniform. We are also looking for a single Ruby. Not crushed. Send me a private message with details if interested in helping. We will work with whoever gives us the best deal.

This should be the finishing touch. We have people to record the event and we have plenty of provisions. We also have a GM presiding over the proceedings. Thank you all for being the most awesome online EQ community!

[Rygar]

I believe I have 8 or so brownie parts on my mule if you like them. I am a master baker, brewer, and Smith as well. I believe plate comes in sizes (small, medium, or large).

What sizes for each color do you need?

[applesauce25r624]

in b4 OP gets banned for two-boxing/marrying himself

[Shawnleroy27]

I believe I have 8 or so brownie parts on my mule if you like them. I am a master baker, brewer, and Smith as well. I believe plate comes in sizes (small, medium, or large).

What sizes for each color do you need?

Yes, I believe either you or someone else contacted Teenie yesterday with that exact question. Believe it or not, I have only found 1 Bridesmaid and 1 Groomsman so far. Both are Medium races. As for the baking, anything you're willing to make is fine. :)

PS: We have 30 wedding cake, which should, by my calculations, make 300 slices; one slice for 300 guests, and I doubt we'll have more than that... Who knows. No one has RSVP'ed and I never asked anyone to. Woops...

PPS: I could share a picture of my wife and I (who are having this wedding as a sort of anniversary stunt), but you would probably barf your eyes out if you saw us.

[Loke]

Yo Rogean, as Lord of this server, I believe you have the right to invoke jus primae noctis.

[Sorn]

Yo Rogean, as Lord of this server, I believe you have the right to invoke jus primae noctis.

Ew...what the hell...

[Loke]

Ew...what the hell...

Woah man, I don't make the rules. As a fake attorney specializing in everquest and pixel law, I just felt it was my duty to inform.

[Sorn]

Woah man, I don't make the rules. As a fake attorney specializing in everquest and pixel law, I just felt it was my duty to inform.

I'm revoking your fake bar license for not realizing nilbog is the actual server ruler.

edit: and also for bringing up an outdated practice, which is terrible lawyering.

[thebutthat]

Yo Rogean, as Lord of this server, I believe you have the right to invoke jus primae noctis.

ROFL.

[Loke]

I'm revoking your fake bar license for not realizing nilbog is the actual server ruler.

Feudal lordship is based on land holdings. As owner of the server space that hosts this server, Rogean is lord and master of project 1999. Nilbog is really more of a diety in that he works like an invisible force changing aspects of the world with just the press of a key.

You don't want to go toe to toe with me in everquest law, I was the first human in history to graduate as valedictorian of my law class at Erudin University. I successfully defended Emperor Crush in his eviction case against the city of Kelethin. I successfully sued the owners of the barrel barge for the unsafe conditions on their ferry service. I brought a discrimination case against the coalition of tradefolk for refusing service to a dark elf. I believe my record speaks for itself.

[Djohnston1989]

Jus primae noctrain.. simple solution.

[Loke]

Jus primae noctrain.. simple solution.

This is some 'if the glove doesn't fit, you must acquit' level lawyering right here. Have you ever considered a career in everquest law? The pixel compensation can be very impressive if your firm represents the right guild.

Also, apologies to OP, I didn't mean for my joke to derail your thread. As someone who attended Bazek and Barthorn's historic wedding, I fully support this kind of thing and would just like to offer my congratulations. Also, contact me if you need any assistance with the prenuptial agreements. It is better to have it and not need it, then need it and not have it!

[Sorn]

If anyone would like to make Red and Green plate armor for the Bridesmaids and Groomsmen.[/B]

I have some of the dyes for this, by the way!

[Rygar]

WTF is that movie where that lizard is freaking out on the bed??!

[Sadiki]

WTF is that movie where that lizard is freaking out on the bed??!
https://imgur.com/VfHWV2G
Found Wedar's fetish.

[loramin]

https://imgur.com/VfHWV2G
Found Wedar's fetish.

They're working on a sequel now too ... god I hope they don't ruin it.

[skarlorn]

This is a great event, hope to be there

[Muggens]

Yes, I believe either you or someone else contacted Teenie yesterday with that exact question. Believe it or not, I have only found 1 Bridesmaid and 1 Groomsman so far. Both are Medium races. As for the baking, anything you're willing to make is fine. :)

PS: We have 30 wedding cake, which should, by my calculations, make 300 slices; one slice for 300 guests, and I doubt we'll have more than that... Who knows. No one has RSVP'ed and I never asked anyone to. Woops...

PPS: I could share a picture of my wife and I (who are having this wedding as a sort of anniversary stunt), but you would probably barf your eyes out if you saw us.

lol - anyways Good luck on the EQ event but more importantly enjoy your marriage!

[Shawnleroy27]

Loke, thank you for your offer. I may take you up on it. PM me, will you?
Skarlorn, I hope to see you there!
Muggens, thank you, friend!
Sorn, Excellent! You have been most helpful!
You know, my wife technically is on the forum. She should be saying something about now...
I got a Ruby, by the way. You'll all have to be there to see why I needed one. ;)

[alexnoshinku]

If I am off that day (since I work nights) I would gladly attend :D. Cheers to the happy couple!!!

[fan D]

why would you have a wedding on an undead chessboard

what a stupid spot, how about the caves in surefall ?? the waterfalls ??

[Shawnleroy27]

1) Easy to get to for 99% of people, less work for the GM
2) Special meaning to the Groom, as he is a Dwarf
3) It's mostly safe and the GM will be keeping it clear
4) It's a chess board. Marriage is like a game of chess, only one where both bride and groom win in the end.
5) Too late to change it
6) I'm crazy <- best answer

=D =D =D

[Shawnleroy27]

http://i.imgur.com/pinGbDy.jpg

Only 6 days to go, and I thought I'd spread the word with an official wedding invite!

[skarlorn]

this is cute

[Shawnleroy27]

The wonderful Cylock will be presiding over the ceremony.

[aaezil]

BUMP

[Lhancelot]

why would you have a wedding on an undead chessboard

what a stupid spot, how about the caves in surefall ?? the waterfalls ??

I knew you were a softie man, so romantic! I have newfound adoration for you bro.

[Gumbo]

Is this an open bar?

[whitebandit]

Is this an open bar?

From OP; "and alcohol (limit 1 stack of the person's choice per person),"

....so they are being stingy as fuck

[Sorn]

From OP; "and alcohol (limit 1 stack of the person's choice per person),"

....so they are being stingy as fuck

It's all homebrewed, though!

[Baler]

O'snap this is tmrw.
Will try my best to remember. :)

When: June 17th, 2017 at 8:30PM EST, 7:30PM Central, 6:30PM Mountain, 5:30PM Pacific Time
Where: The Giant Chess Board in Butcherblock Mountains. #7 on the map

http://i.imgur.com/nvPEkjT.png

[Sonark]

I would legitimately enjoy being a part of this.

But my brother is in town and so I think we 3 are going to get together and get drunk and I am going to miss this whole affair

[Gumbo]

It's all homebrewed, though!

So I can get a stack of Minotaur Hero's Brew or a case of Zombie Dust?

[Sorn]

So I can get a stack of Minotaur Hero's Brew or a case of Zombie Dust?

Zombie dust isn't a thing, not sure about mino hero's brew.

I know for sure there will be Thubr's Darkened Ale, Underfoot Brown, Stormguard Root Beer, Vodka, and Halas Heaters. The rest depends on what Teenie has been brewing.

[skarlorn]

Hope to be there!

[mickmoranis]

I am here with my date

http://i.imgur.com/cEXe1Pg.png

[skarlorn]

I am here with my date

http://i.imgur.com/cEXe1Pg.png

no shit it's u

i just camped out on top of the king

http://i.imgur.com/StlLWUy.jpg

legitimately excited for this sacred matrimony of simulated elfs

[Sorn]

I'm not going to do it but I do want to say I considered rounding up all the dwarf guards as the bride and groom kiss...and training the wedding for a quick "celebration" <3

Don't think adding on a <3 makes this post sound any less sociopathic. <3

[skarlorn]

literally something abacab did when I hosted an RP contest/wedding event in BBM years ago, Eunomia was quick to come down and deathtouch him.

[Sorn]

Imitation is the best form of flattery :)

Bless your heart.

[Baler]

30 minutes as of this post.

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one more time with the map...
http://i.imgur.com/nvPEkjT.png

[KillerTofu]

oh god

[Baler]

http://i.imgur.com/07y7NmS.jpg

[Cylock]

This was fun! I hope everyone enjoyed it as much as I did.

I wish the bride and groom the best! :)

[Sorn]

Doing my usual mediocre stream over at twitch.tv/p99dof

[Sorn]

The ceremony: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/152625946

The reception: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/152626663

[Shawnleroy27]

Wedding was excellent, and thank you to everyone who attended!
The reception was a hoot as well. Watch all those people head for the hills at the start. BAHAHA!

[mickmoranis]

Did anyone get death touched at the end? I'd have made it some kind of cult wedding where all the guests get killed :)

Hope you had a blast.

It would be cool if you could tinker a firework that would do like 20k damage and then tricked everyone into thinking they were regular fireworks.

But then again, this is fantasizing about a fantasy in side a fantasy video game, so this is pretty sick so jokes on me.

[skarlorn]

Nice to see, enjoy the wedding gifts fellow nerds

[Sonark]

Congrats to whomever and whatever.

[xtraball]

Félicitations !!