Dial a Douchebag: Wose Than Ever

[Sanvarin]

The following is a message to Tuppak after the new and "improved" rules of dial a port have many of them asking for specific payment up front:

"I have used Dial loyally for many years and was even a member for a long while. I will not be using it anymore unless things change fast.

I just got cussed out by one of your druids when I told them that I could find another ride after he asked me for 60p straight up. It's not that I am not willing to pay 60p... it's that I'm not about to have some 40 druid port-bitch tell me how much I owe him straight up then spit in my face when I tell him no. A quick search for druids led me to one that was happy to pick me up for whatever I deemed the trip was worth. I gave him 70p just to spite Hopwil.

I'll be sharing my recent foul experiences with everyone I know."

[mickmoranis]

this level of immersion on red would mean we'd be hearing about it on the local news.

[Lhancelot]

Say what? They got new rules that include telling you what price they charge before porting? This is not going to go well if true.

A new porting guild will take over if DAP does that, lol.

[Sanvarin]

Say what? They got new rules that include telling you what price they charge before porting? This is not going to go well if true.

A new porting guild will take over if DAP does that, lol.

Yessir. I got the news straight from Tuppak himself saying that they are allowed to do that now. I'm thinking about asking a GM to make my wizard leader of a guild called "Dial a Free Port"

[Pokesan]

you paid more and wasted more time

U sure showed him whos boss

[Sanvarin]

you paid more and wasted more time

U sure showed him whos boss

Nope. He specifically said I'd have to wait for 4 other people first AND it would be 60p. Other guy came immediately.

Must suck to constantly have that rotten foot in your mouth :*(

[Maner]

Nope. He specifically said I'd have to wait for 4 other people first AND it would be 60p. Other guy came immediately.

Must suck to constantly have that rotten foot in your mouth :*(

Not a foot in mouth issue since you failed to give all the pertinent information. But can't say I expect anything different from someone who generalizes a guild due to one member.

[Pokesan]

Liar

[AzzarTheGod]

you paid more and wasted more time

U sure showed him whos boss

Dial A Port working as intended

[Sanvarin]

you paid more and wasted more time

U sure showed him whos boss

Not a foot in mouth issue since you failed to give all the pertinent information. But can't say I expect anything different from someone who generalizes a guild due to one member.

Liar

Whatever delusions you two beeches have to believe to sleep better at night!

[branamil]

Paying up front is better so you can run away as soon as you land without waiting for some noob to load

[Tupakk]

Say what? They got new rules that include telling you what price they charge before porting? This is not going to go well if true.

A new porting guild will take over if DAP does that, lol.


Rules haven't changed in almost a year and a half.

http://dialaport.freeforums.net/page/rules


OP clearly having a meltdown for not getting ported first right away. I thank you for giving me a good laugh. I will back my guildmates til you provide any kind of real proof that said porter was rude because right now the only person being rude is you.

I wish you luck on the box tell everyone in Aftermath I said hi.

I have used Dial loyally for many years and was even a member for a long while. I will not be using it anymore unless things change fast.

I just got cussed out by one of your druids when I told them that I could find another ride after he asked me for 60p straight up. It's not that I am not willing to pay 60p... it's that I'm not about to have some 36 druid port-bitch tell me how much I owe him straight up then spit in my face when I tell him no. A quick search for druids led me to one that was happy to pick me up for whatever I deemed the trip was worth. I gave him 70p just to spite Hopwil.

I'll be sharing my recent foul experiences with everyone I know.


You got proof and a name for this rude behavior, and as you know how Dial is people conduct their business all a little differently as long as they stay in the confines of our rules then they are fine.

Shoot me a screenshot of the whole conversation and I will have it taken care of.

I will not assist you. You get your people in order or your guild will dissolve. End of story.

Good luck with that.

Word going out to everyone right now. I don't need your "luck" :D

[Sanvarin]

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Originally Posted by Sanvarin
This was last night:

[Tue Jun 13 01:49:48 2017] Players in EverQuest:
[Tue Jun 13 01:49:48 2017] ---------------------------

[Tue Jun 13 01:49:48 2017] [34 Druid] Telleronn (Human) <Dial a Port> ZONE: ecommons
[Tue Jun 13 01:49:48 2017] There is 1 player in EverQuest.
[Tue Jun 13 01:49:58 2017] You told telleronn, 'can you pick me up in lava and take to bb?'
[Tue Jun 13 01:50:15 2017] Telleronn tells you, 'yea 30 plat.'
[Tue Jun 13 01:50:29 2017] You told Telleronn, 'is there an officer on?'
[Tue Jun 13 01:50:41 2017] Taking a screenshot...
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We don't have any rules about not charging upfront. As long as it is within reason and no more than 75p unless its special requests ex (running 3 or 4 zones binding and transferring )

Tupakk-57 Bard(Raid Whore)Afeni-45 Druid (Dial a Port Leadership) |Forums|Facebook| Lumumba-60 Rogue(DaP Security)/(Nocterma Member) & Department of Fun Prom

[Sanvarin]

Default Re: Telleronn charging up front
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oh. things have changed.
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Little bit.

http://dialaport.freeforums.net/page/rules
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Tupakk-57 Bard(Raid Whore)Afeni-45 Druid (Dial a Port Leadership) |Forums|Facebook| Lumumba-60 Rogue(DaP Security)/(Nocterma Member) & Department of Fun

[Sanvarin]

Rules haven't changed in almost a year and a half.

http://dialaport.freeforums.net/page/rules


(bullsht steaming out of mouth clipped)




Default Re: Telleronn charging up front
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Originally Posted by Sanvarin
oh. things have changed.
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Little bit.

http://dialaport.freeforums.net/page/rules
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Tupakk-57 Bard(Raid Whore)Afeni-45 Druid (Dial a Port Leadership) |Forums|Facebook| Lumumba-60 Rogue(DaP Security)/(Nocterma Member) & Department of Fun

[Tupakk]

Yep you are correct things changed a lil bit a year and a half ago. Your power of observstion is spot on.

You should name the new guild Sherlocks Porters

[Sanvarin]

Yep you are correct things changed a lil bit a year and a half ago. Your power of observstion is spot on.

You should name the new guild Sherlocks Porters

Amidst all the rants he pays me a complement! Thanks Tupakk! :o

[NorseGod]

nobody gives a fuck, stop whining and handle your shit like a man, learn your lesson and keep it pushing.

[Sanvarin]

nobody gives a fuck, stop whining and handle your shit like a man, learn your lesson and keep it pushing.

Good advice for sure. I will do that now.

[Pokesan]

The following is a message to Tuppak after the new and "improved" rules of dial a port have many of them asking for specific payment up front:

"I have used Dial loyally for many years and was even a member for a long while. I will not be using it anymore unless things change fast.

I just got cussed out by one of your druids when I told them that I could find another ride after he asked me for 60p straight up. It's not that I am not willing to pay 60p... it's that I'm not about to have some 40 druid port-bitch tell me how much I owe him straight up then spit in my face when I tell him no. A quick search for druids led me to one that was happy to pick me up for whatever I deemed the trip was worth. I gave him 70p just to spite Hopwil.

I'll be sharing my recent foul experiences with everyone I know."

this level of immersion on red would mean we'd be hearing about it on the local news.

Say what? They got new rules that include telling you what price they charge before porting? This is not going to go well if true.

A new porting guild will take over if DAP does that, lol.

Yessir. I got the news straight from Tuppak himself saying that they are allowed to do that now. I'm thinking about asking a GM to make my wizard leader of a guild called "Dial a Free Port"

you paid more and wasted more time

U sure showed him whos boss

Nope. He specifically said I'd have to wait for 4 other people first AND it would be 60p. Other guy came immediately.

Must suck to constantly have that rotten foot in your mouth :*(

Not a foot in mouth issue since you failed to give all the pertinent information. But can't say I expect anything different from someone who generalizes a guild due to one member.

Liar

Dial A Port working as intended

Whatever delusions you two beeches have to believe to sleep better at night!

Paying up front is better so you can run away as soon as you land without waiting for some noob to load

Quote:
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Originally Posted by Sanvarin
This was last night:

[Tue Jun 13 01:49:48 2017] Players in EverQuest:
[Tue Jun 13 01:49:48 2017] ---------------------------

[Tue Jun 13 01:49:48 2017] [34 Druid] Telleronn (Human) <Dial a Port> ZONE: ecommons
[Tue Jun 13 01:49:48 2017] There is 1 player in EverQuest.
[Tue Jun 13 01:49:58 2017] You told telleronn, 'can you pick me up in lava and take to bb?'
[Tue Jun 13 01:50:15 2017] Telleronn tells you, 'yea 30 plat.'
[Tue Jun 13 01:50:29 2017] You told Telleronn, 'is there an officer on?'
[Tue Jun 13 01:50:41 2017] Taking a screenshot...
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We don't have any rules about not charging upfront. As long as it is within reason and no more than 75p unless its special requests ex (running 3 or 4 zones binding and transferring )

Tupakk-57 Bard(Raid Whore)Afeni-45 Druid (Dial a Port Leadership) |Forums|Facebook| Lumumba-60 Rogue(DaP Security)/(Nocterma Member) & Department of Fun Prom

Default Re: Telleronn charging up front
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Originally Posted by Sanvarin
oh. things have changed.
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Little bit.

http://dialaport.freeforums.net/page/rules
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Tupakk-57 Bard(Raid Whore)Afeni-45 Druid (Dial a Port Leadership) |Forums|Facebook| Lumumba-60 Rogue(DaP Security)/(Nocterma Member) & Department of Fun



Yep you are correct things changed a lil bit a year and a half ago. Your power of observstion is spot on.

You should name the new guild Sherlocks Porters

Amidst all the rants he pays me a complement! Thanks Tupakk! :o

There's other non-affiliated druids and they aren't hard to find, if you needed one.

nobody gives a fuck, stop whining and handle your shit like a man, learn your lesson and keep it pushing.

/thread

[Tupakk]

/thread

I love you 😘

[skarlorn]

Sherlocks Porters is dank, nice one there Tupakk

[Cen]

I didn't know people paid so much for ports. I mean im still low level and I been giving 10 plat if I show up to a ring and ask someone at the ring, and 20 if I make them pick me up at a ring they arent at ;p if I paid 70 for ports id have negative plat and no spells ;(

[skarlorn]

I didn't know people paid so much for ports. I mean im still low level and I been giving 10 plat if I show up to a ring and ask someone at the ring, and 20 if I make them pick me up at a ring they arent at ;p if I paid 70 for ports id have negative plat and no spells ;(

All depends on your situation. I pay 50p or 1p per level across the board. Often will overpay for additional services.

[mickmoranis]

on red you say this in group chat after the port "fuck you youre like my best virtual friend go fuck yourself" and then you disband and run off and nobody has any hard feelings

[Mead]

Imagine dying tomorrow and your legacy is leading a pack of electronic druids and wizards

[Troxx]

nobody gives a fuck, stop whining and handle your shit like a man, learn your lesson and keep it pushing.

[wwoneo]

Not a foot in mouth issue since you failed to give all the pertinent information. But can't say I expect anything different from someone who generalizes a guild due to one member.

Actually, you do have your foot in mouth. Maybe next time don't make assumptions before you try to be an asshat. Kthx

[branamil]

ITT: a grown man whines that a cartoon wizard charged him 30 gold pieces to teleport him.

JFC man, get a grip. I hope you haven't bred, so that a child never has to be so ashamed of their dad.

[Jimjam]

I typically give a few dozen PP, but halflings only get a Lendel's Great Lager.

[gildor]

Lol telleron did the same to me..asked for a ride from ec tunnel to ej, he said 40p please...told him np I like saving plat...dude should let the donations flow...

He would make more in the long run

[Triiz]

Paying up front is better so you can run away as soon as you land without waiting for some noob to load

^This. Why do you bums wait till you zone to pay anyways? Do you think they're going to leave you or somehow make it take longer since you paid up front?

A quick search for druids led me to one that was happy to pick me up for whatever I deemed the trip was worth. I gave him 70p just to spite Hopwil.

I'll be sharing my recent foul experiences with everyone I know."


I'm gonna pay Hopwil 100 plat today for telling you to fuck off

[Qtip]

The following is a message to Tuppak after the new and "improved" rules of dial a port have many of them asking for specific payment up front:

"I have used Dial loyally for many years and was even a member for a long while. I will not be using it anymore unless things change fast.

I just got cussed out by one of your druids when I told them that I could find another ride after he asked me for 60p straight up. It's not that I am not willing to pay 60p... it's that I'm not about to have some 40 druid port-bitch tell me how much I owe him straight up then spit in my face when I tell him no. A quick search for druids led me to one that was happy to pick me up for whatever I deemed the trip was worth. I gave him 70p just to spite Hopwil.

I'll be sharing my recent foul experiences with everyone I know."

No one gives a shit. Pay the 60p or find a port somewhere else. The guild is around to make plat. Not a soup kitchen for the poor.

[turbosilk]

I empathize with the porters. You can make a lot more money camping somewhere and getting exp while doing it. If you don't make it worth their time why should they bother porting?

[Tecmos Deception]

I empathize with the porters. You can make a lot more money camping somewhere and getting exp while doing it. If you don't make it worth their time why should they bother porting?

If they could make more plat elsewhere while getting XP too, then they must value some part of the porting for plat situation more than higher plat + XP ... or else they wouldn't be trying to port for plat.

Go read some Ludvig von Mises.

[Lhancelot]

If they could make more plat elsewhere while getting XP too, then they must value some part of the porting for plat situation more than higher plat + XP ... or else they wouldn't be trying to port for plat.

Go read some Ludvig von Mises.

it's a matter of convenience. With porting, you can log in for 15 mins, and port for plat. Or, you can port for 5 mins, go afk 10 mins, port again etc.

It's not necessarily more lucrative to port than grouping at a decent camp or solo mob grinding, it's just a convenient way to make money without a lot of time invested in setting up a group or finding an open camp. That's it.

[skarlorn]

A Wose is a hairy wildman of the woods

or it's a sentient tree, akin to an evil ent.

[Tupakk]

Thank you all for your continued support for DaP.

Sav good luck in your adventures as from my sources your time here is short. Maybe TAKP or P02 will welcome you and your shenanigans. Also thank you for giving me an interesting read this morning to catch up on the 3 extra pages of chit chat.

/me waves

A

[Tecmos Deception]

it's a matter of convenience. With porting, you can log in for 15 mins, and port for plat. Or, you can port for 5 mins, go afk 10 mins, port again etc.

It's not necessarily more lucrative to port than grouping at a decent camp or solo mob grinding, it's just a convenient way to make money without a lot of time invested in setting up a group or finding an open camp. That's it.

Thanks for elaborating on what I just said, I guess? Lol :p

[Lhancelot]

Thanks for elaborating on what I just said, I guess? Lol :p

I added clarity. You most welcome. :p

[Alanus]

I don't even have a specific fee for ports. I just let people pay me whatever they will pay, and I have never really been disappointed by it.

Although the one exception is succoring across SG. I would probably not do that for less than 100pp since it can result in death

[Aeota]

Say what? They got new rules that include telling you what price they charge before porting? This is not going to go well if true.

A new porting guild will take over if DAP does that, lol.

Speedyfeet here. We do not have any rule that forces anyone to pay a fee as a guild. Individual players are allowed to charge -if they want-. But as anyone who uses our services knows, 99% of us don't charge and sometimes refuse payment. I never mention money or plat, although I do accept tips.

Hopwil isn't in Dial a Port, and he IS a douche. Guy literally stole mobs off two of my quads in FV drolvargs the other day because I grabbed some in his track radius. I asked him in a tell to stop being a douchebag and got cursed out, then supposedly ignored.

I don't recommend playing with or even communicating with that guy. But just because a druid is anon doesn't mean they're DaP :)

[kb2005]

Theres situations where asking for a flat rate makes sense, like if someone is asking for a string of ports or special services like binds or xfers (can take a lot of time and if they decide to stiff you you've likely missed out on several opportunities by then.) I'm not a fan of asking for a flat rate for a single port, but that's that dude's business. My experience has been that the good will you generate from just accepting a job and executing it efficiently without bringing up money tends to net you more, though.

[Aeota]

Well, I guess I'm wrong. Hopwil is on the Dial a Port roster. Since I can't edit my post apparently, consider this a correction.

Haven't seen him in /gu chat at all since I joined a month ago.

[Yasi]

What? They take Money for porting for their Service and now they even tell you a Price straight ahead? Oh my god, imagine Airlines would do that rofl lol

[xtraball]

Monks don't port. Monks run. Monks rule.

[indiscriminate_hater]

Dial-a-Cuck really stepping up their scumminess

[katrik]

Dial confirmed scum of server

[skarlorn]

kekephee predicted this Dial A Thug monstrosity years ago

[skarlorn]

dial a port is the amazon of eq transportation

i DARE you to log in to EQ today

[skarlorn]

da mn dude that was a thrilling ride

[mickmoranis]

desktop gamma blown out

:D:D:D

[Maxed]

Bouffalo here , I have no upfront fee and help plenty of lowbies and oodles of other people for nothing. I don't take it up with low / no tippers but if I feel I'm being taken advantage of I will eventually ignore someone. Perhaps two or three people populate that list. One time when I was super busy I asked for 75pp for a double EJ port and bind in Kesora for 2 people. When they explained their situation I simply had them wait , and got to them in 10-15 mins for free and made their day. Try to remember like anything else in life or p99 there are times when things can be frustrating and not to base your entire opinion of someone or DAP on yhat one time. Dap and my customers have been great to me , I thank you all.

[skarlorn]

checks out. guy is definitely in DaP

Its people like me who front the bill for newbs who can't afford to pay enough.

DaP works like the mafia. Constant kick ups to Captains and to El Generalissimo. You don't meet the measure you get cucked sucked and fucked to DEATH.

Am I wrong? Prove it.

[maskedmelonpai]

never used dial a port. i just solicit random droods and make my needs public. never been unable to find a ride.

[branamil]

Its people like me who front the bill for newbs who can't afford to pay enough.

DaP works like the mafia. Constant kick ups to Captains and to El Generalissimo. You don't meet the measure you get cucked sucked and fucked to DEATH.

Am I wrong? Prove it.

socially maladapted fat man has problems getting along with the nicest guild in p99. what a shocker

[Lhancelot]

never used dial a port. i just solicit random droods and make my needs public. never been unable to find a ride.

MM posts always drip with innuendos. :p

[skarlorn]

Nah

[Rader]

is skarlorn rly fat irl??

Duh. You really didn't know that already?

[aaezil]

OP sounds butthurt. Show us on the doll where the video game hurt you.

[weaseal]

Seriously OP, the level of entitlement you expect is embarrassing. Dial a Port is an incredibly casual guild with a very limited rule set for its members. It's not even a new rule. When I joined Dial in 2015 it was already established that each member had the right to set their own rates. And why not? We get stiffed all the time. Sure, some people pay quite generously, but does that mean we just eat it when someone feels like wasting our time? Personally, I found the rates were better in the long run when I didn't set prices up front, but I did try it after a frustrating weekend with abnormally high rates of stiffs.

[jilena]

Porting is sometimes just more relaxing than other means of making cash. Can watch TV or do other shit and just watch for tells without having to worry about getting owned. Maybe even chat with a mofucka or two.

Setting fees up front seems kinda pointless as some tips are way higher than average and somewhat make up for the broke folks. Broke asses won't pay them anyway so all you'd be doing is discouraging the higher tipping folks.

As far as greed goes I almost never turn down any port requests but if you are higher level and regularly tipping next to nothing I will probably ignore you. As in just not reply, not /ignore. Or if you want some sort of special request and I have a few ports in front of you I will probably tell you no or let you know it will be a while. Lastly if you are low level and/or broke and begging for 10 ports a day I will probably stop replying also. I mean really, you can walk. It's part of the low level EQ experience.

I don't understand the entitlement/hate. No one is entitled to a port. People don't have a DAP character because they want to sit around all day being the friendly charity porter. If you want to do that more power to you. I'm sure you're a sweetheart and all the chicks will realize it and leave that asshole they've been dating for you once they find out. Keep your armor polished today could be the day!

Choosing independent porters may make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside but when DAP people make less money and find something more lucrative to do it will just result in less easy to find ports for everyone. Way to ruin the server, commies.

[Sanvarin]

ran to tunnel and typed /q. desktop gamma blown out

u guys play this??

LOL <3

[indiscriminate_hater]

I'm sure you're a sweetheart and all the chicks will realize it and leave that asshole they've been dating for you once they find out.

found the nice guy

[alexnoshinku]

Never meet a really bad DaP yet(most are on my friends list even if they are no longer in the guild like Twine for example) the only bad DaP I met refused to pick me up in Lava for some odd reason (even though they were just sitting in EC) so I just sent a tell to another druid sitting in EC asking if they where free to make some plat :) tipped 200pp just to go from Lava to SteamFront, made that Druids day and another friend.

[dialabum]

Dial a Port is garbage, there are plenty non-guilded Druids or Druids in actual guilds that play the game that actively port in EC now though. Stop using them and let the shit guild die.

Tupakk is easily the most toxic person on the entire server. The people who claim to like him in this thread are alt accounts, DAP members and that autistic kid Lhancelot.

[alexnoshinku]

Dial a Port is garbage, there are plenty non-guilded Druids or Druids in actual guilds that play the game that actively port in EC now though. Stop using them and let the shit guild die.

Tupakk is easily the most toxic person on the entire server. The people who claim to like him in this thread are alt accounts, DAP members and that autistic kid Lhancelot.

Never met the guy, just other guild members od DaP. They are not all bad, hell most of them are on my friends list that I come across or I am on theirs

[Tupakk]

Dial a Port is garbage, there are plenty non-guilded Druids or Druids in actual guilds that play the game that actively port in EC now though. Stop using them and let the shit guild die.

Tupakk is easily the most toxic person on the entire server. The people who claim to like him in this thread are alt accounts, DAP members and that autistic kid Lhancelot.

//muah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

I am the best toxic troll ever. Where is Swish's crown!!! That shit is mine now

[dialabum]

//muah

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LOZuxwVk7TU

I am the best toxic troll ever. Where is Swish's crown!!! That shit is mine now The only thing that's yours is the patch of grass outside your moms trailer.

[Tupakk]

The only thing that's yours is the patch of grass outside your moms trailer.

Which patch again?

[entruil]

it was a pretty good SS of the new houses in SK from across the river from in front of the bandit huts I thought.

[skarlorn]

Which patch again?

telin really did a good job on that sky patch

[Lhancelot]

The only thing that's yours is the patch of grass outside your moms trailer.

This sounds like code for something naughty.

[Xaanka]

why is the image compressed to shit like a 90s jpeg and why did u embed it into the forum like a fucking grandmother

how did he even figure out how to get it off the sd card

[ZiggyTheMuss]

I'm thinking about asking a GM to make my wizard leader of a guild called "Dial a Free Port"

I'm seriously down to join with my 60 dr00d if you did this, I could contribute 1+ hours several times a week at least, I'm sure we could find more too. Let me know if srs.

[ZiggyTheMuss]

I would suggest the name be <dial abort> as we crush these greedy plebs once and for all!

[EliteJackson]

I guess Originalman got deleted from existence, but his quotes remain to show us a glimpse of his greatness.

I snorted snot all over when I read "gamma blown out". Jesus fuck that was funny.

[dialabum]

to the top. stop using this cancerous guild. afeni is a downie.

[dialabum]

lmao within a few minutes afeni is looking at this thread. jesus get a life and stop forumquesting. i log on every few months to bump and you're on every single time.

Downie.

[Tupakk]

I have subscriptions for the important threads. Just to make sure you don't do anything stupid.

I'm frankly a little disappointed that you couldn't come up with something more witty for me to answer back with. Shame shame I know your name.

[dialabum]

thread speaks for itself. the name of a naked level 34 druid? nice1

[skarlorn]

dial a port is money hungry grub bellied clumsy dumsies

[Tupakk]

dial a port is money hungry grub bellied clumsy dumsies

In English please.

[Tupakk]

I speak Filbusese, would be happy to translate

The efforts of Dial-A-Port are not altruistic. The guild is comprised of thieves, whores, retards, and the mentally ill who take joy in raping the P99 economy for their own wants and needs. Their leader is also extremely vocal and unstable.

Thank you, your next port is free please use code ImAdick for your free port.

[dialabum]

Shame shame I know your name. reminder tupakk threatening to "reveal" who i am with the use of his guide account but too pussy to outright say or do it.

wish i could post that pic i found of you. too bad against rules. do some research. remove this cancer from the server.

(p.s yes hes overweight)

[kaev]

What? They take Money for porting for their Service and now they even tell you a Price straight ahead? Oh my god, imagine Airlines would do that rofl lol

This server community is very odd in some ways. I have in years past bounced around popular zones on my druid while chatting with friends and occasionally /ooc'ing "porting for plat" without actually naming a price. Doing this for a total of perhaps 10-12 hours I've had almost zero takers (as in exactly one). Of the many possible interpretations, I've settled on two as most probable:
- honesty is despised and unwanted here
- people here deeply desire servants (slaves) who gratefully accept on bended knee whatever crumbs fall from the master's table
Note that these are not mutually exclusive.

[azeth]

wose

[Lhancelot]

wose

wose or woke?

[Tupakk]

Thought he meant hoes

[Nimmanu]

I refuse to use it at all anymore after they literally harassed my friend who was offering free ports. They screamed at him that he was "ruining things" for them.

They have intentionally and purposefully ruined the economy for other porters. I don't see them so much as caring about that; if anything, proud of it.

Screw them.

Feel free to hollar at me if I'm online on my druid and you need a port. Donations accepted but not expected; you pay what you can. Wyldwinde.

[Tupakk]

I refuse to use it at all anymore after they literally harassed my friend who was offering free ports. They screamed at him that he was "ruining things" for them.

They have intentionally and purposefully ruined the economy for other porters. I don't see them so much as caring about that; if anything, proud of it.

Screw them.

Feel free to hollar at me if I'm online on my druid and you need a port. Donations accepted but not expected; you pay what you can. Wyldwinde.

Would love to see some logs of this said interaction.

As far as the rest of yor statement we have hardly put a dent in the problems of the economy. 6 years of Kunark and fatcatting has ripped it up. If anything we embrace the growth of obtaining raw plat in order to purchase the required items to progress through the server.

I'm sorry you don't like our guild but as far as any interaction with what little Charm guild is left it's been great.

I wish you luck with your guild and hope you have a great time here.

[loramin]

I refuse to use it at all anymore after they literally harassed my friend who was offering free ports. They screamed at him that he was "ruining things" for them.

They have intentionally and purposefully ruined the economy for other porters. I don't see them so much as caring about that; if anything, proud of it.

Screw them.

Feel free to hollar at me if I'm online on my druid and you need a port. Donations accepted but not expected; you pay what you can. Wyldwinde.

FWIW I port for donations with my (non-Dial) druid all the time, mainly out of OT (a popular Dial zone), and I have had no issues with Dial whatsoever.

Well ... except for that one time when a Dial wizard claimed that my druid ports were ridden with lice, but I just used that as a selling point to attract Ogre and Troll customers ;)

[Nimmanu]

Would love to see some logs of this said interaction.

As far as the rest of yor statement we have hardly put a dent in the problems of the economy. 6 years of Kunark and fatcatting has ripped it up. If anything we embrace the growth of obtaining raw plat in order to purchase the required items to progress through the server.

I'm sorry you don't like our guild but as far as any interaction with what little Charm guild is left it's been great.

I wish you luck with your guild and hope you have a great time here.

I don't know if he took any logs. I haven't seen him since this fiasco. :(

I was specifying porting economy, not mudflation or anything else.

I like a great number of the people in your guild. Some of them are truly dear people.

He was not in Charm when it happened. He returned after this incident, pretty upset. Hopefully he will return to EQ soon.

[Shrubwise]

Imagine dying tomorrow and your legacy is leading a pack of electronic druids and wizards

This is fucking with me hard.

[Tupakk]

I don't know if he took any logs. I haven't seen him since this fiasco. :(

I was specifying porting economy, not mudflation or anything else.

I like a great number of the people in your guild. Some of them are truly dear people.

He was not in Charm when it happened. He returned after this incident, pretty upset. Hopefully he will return to EQ soon.

All we have done is unify the porting community to one guild. If anything we streamlined the proccess and made it much easier to move around while making money. Those that don't join the guild most do so out of not wanting to leave the guild they are already in because it is their only toon. I get that but at the same time that is their choice. I would also like to add that most conflicts recently with the guild haven't been on our end but people like DaB and Saavin who get butt hurt because they felt mistreated. I will say we are here for the community but we are here to be taken out back and bent over. I won't allow it and at the same time I don't expect my members to allow it or participate. Our number one rule is Be Nice and we pride ourselves on sticking to that the best we can. Do sometimes have issues yes but that's with any guild. Nobody is perfect.


As a guild we don't take or charge as I've said it a million n a half times. We are here to serve and make some coin while doing.

[Rivera]

All we have done is unify the porting community to one guild. If anything we streamlined the proccess and made it much easier to move around while making money. Those that don't join the guild most do so out of not wanting to leave the guild they are already in because it is their only toon. I get that but at the same time that is their choice. I would also like to add that most conflicts recently with the guild haven't been on our end but people like DaB and Saavin who get butt hurt because they felt mistreated. I will say we are here for the community but we are here to be taken out back and bent over. I won't allow it and at the same time I don't expect my members to allow it or participate. Our number one rule is Be Nice and we pride ourselves on sticking to that the best we can. Do sometimes have issues yes but that's with any guild. Nobody is perfect.


As a guild we don't take or charge as I've said it a million n a half times. We are here to serve and make some coin while doing. cringe.

[Swish]

Tupakk isn't the original DaP leader, what happened to that guy?

[Kavious]

Kodiakk http://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=133027

Supremacydru took over and had been the GL for a few years. I dont really know what happened though in either case

[AzzarTheGod]

Tupakk isn't the original DaP leader, what happened to that guy?

He has obviously ascended to staff.

In a departure from my other posts on p99, this is one that I don't have a source for-- its analysis based. The chance here is very high considering DaP fits the profile of a would-be staffer in 2 categories.

A) People who apply to be on staff (casual/fun/roleplay types) DaP would be a huge boost on an application. Ala He Shant Be Named who was a kingpin in the enviable vegetable trade.

Additionally, I have heard low whispers that Llandris had once cornered and controlled the sought after Fine Steel market, under an esoteric and not often known guild moniker <Lucan's Reliables> sometime around the Classic Launch Age (CLA). His fence operated out of the luxurious Tassel's Tavern, where they would launder large amounts of platinum for EC Fat Cats with cooked books on how many Fine Steel blades they actually sold. Some say Llandris's operation never turned a single sword and it was all some kind of Contras/Reagan-esque coverup and that he was actually Sir Lucan himself.

Needless to say, his application was accepted within 24 hours with no fields filled out.

B) People who management previously OK'd for staff. Redundant. See A.

Tupakk was recruited a short time later to join him in staff heaven, so that they could continue enjoying an alternate form of this EverQuest gaming experience together. Don't expect a lick of truth from him.

[AzzarTheGod]

I dont really know what happened though in either case

A likely story...:o

[Tupakk]

He has obviously ascended to staff.

In a departure from my other posts on p99, this is one that I don't have a source for-- its analysis based. The chance here is very high considering DaP fits the profile of a would-be staffer in 2 categories.

A) People who apply to be on staff (casual/fun/roleplay types) DaP would be a huge boost on an application. Ala He Shant Be Named who was a kingpin in the enviable vegetable trade.

Additionally, I have heard low whispers that Llandris had once cornered and controlled the sought after Fine Steel market, under an esoteric and not often known guild moniker <Lucan's Reliables> sometime around the Classic Launch Age (CLA). His fence operated out of the luxurious Tassel's Tavern, where they would launder large amounts of platinum for EC Fat Cats with cooked books on how many Fine Steel blades they actually sold. Some say Llandris's operation never turned a single sword and it was all some kind of Contras/Reagan-esque coverup and that he was actually Sir Lucan himself.

Needless to say, his application was accepted within 24 hours with no fields filled out.

B) People who management previously OK'd for staff. Redundant. See A.

Tupakk was recruited a short time later to join him in staff heaven, so that they could continue enjoying an alternate form of this EverQuest gaming experience together. Don't expect a lick of truth from him.

Tin Foil Hats strike again lol.

[Supreme]

There is an alternative to Dial-a-Port

Dial-a-Deezy

[skarlorn]

He has obviously ascended to staff.

In a departure from my other posts on p99, this is one that I don't have a source for-- its analysis based. The chance here is very high considering DaP fits the profile of a would-be staffer in 2 categories.

A) People who apply to be on staff (casual/fun/roleplay types) DaP would be a huge boost on an application. Ala He Shant Be Named who was a kingpin in the enviable vegetable trade.

Additionally, I have heard low whispers that Llandris had once cornered and controlled the sought after Fine Steel market, under an esoteric and not often known guild moniker <Lucan's Reliables> sometime around the Classic Launch Age (CLA). His fence operated out of the luxurious Tassel's Tavern, where they would launder large amounts of platinum for EC Fat Cats with cooked books on how many Fine Steel blades they actually sold. Some say Llandris's operation never turned a single sword and it was all some kind of Contras/Reagan-esque coverup and that he was actually Sir Lucan himself.

Needless to say, his application was accepted within 24 hours with no fields filled out.

B) People who management previously OK'd for staff. Redundant. See A.

Tupakk was recruited a short time later to join him in staff heaven, so that they could continue enjoying an alternate form of this EverQuest gaming experience together. Don't expect a lick of truth from him.

Yep

[Fasttimes]

There is an alternative to Dial-a-Port

Dial-a-Deezy

*not a port guild. But you can have that D on speed dial. Just /who all dial. Dial a Deezy today.

[Tupakk]

There is an alternative to Dial-a-Port

Dial-a-Deezy

I love me the drive by D. Side note where you been bro.

[kaev]

He has obviously ascended to staff...

I'm pretty sure that's not true. I could be wrong, I'm kinda-sorta relying on friend of a friend intel, but I've talked to the guy more than twice and he didn't come off as even slightly interested in being p99 staff. But hey, ignore this post, we wouldn't want to inject any connection with reality into RnF That would be wrong

[Pokesan]

I'm pretty sure that's not true. I could be wrong, I'm kinda-sorta relying on friend of a friend intel, but I've talked to the guy more than twice and he didn't come off as even slightly interested in being p99 staff. But hey, ignore this post, we wouldn't want to inject any connection with reality into RnF That would be wrong

perhaps you could relax and let jokes happen

[kaev]

perhaps you could relax and let jokes happen

Oh, I'm pretty relaxed (read: drunk). But I'll admit that I'm probably in need of an upgrade to my sense of humor.

[Lhancelot]

perhaps you could relax and let jokes happen

The funny thing it's no joke. It's real. Don't confuse them more, Pokesan.

[Tupakk]

The funny thing it's no joke. It's real. Don't confuse them more, Pokesan.

lol y'all crack me up.

[dialabum]

lol y'all crack me up. not as bad as you cracked your guild up homeboy.

[Tupakk]

not as bad as you cracked your guild up homeboy.

You continue to disappoint me with your boring posts sir. I miss being able to make a full english breakfast while attempting to read your autistic posts. Please stop taking your meds again so I have some form of entertainment PLEASE!!!

[dialabum]

You continue to disappoint me with your boring posts sir. I miss being able to make a full english breakfast while attempting to read your autistic posts. Please stop taking your meds again so I have some form of entertainment PLEASE!!! "autistic" from the guy who checks p99 forums every morning of his day.

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yikes

[dialabum]

reminder: tupakk/afeni is part of the staff of p99 now and he routinely uses his elfsim powers for personal elfsim drama

[Lulz~Sect]

DIAL A MAD

got it