The sad story of Roddypiper

[Lhancelot]

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[GinnasP99]

what the fuck

[Mead]

lol

[AzzarTheGod]

tagged

[radda]

I don't see the issue

[SyanideGas]

got cucked

[Phenyo]

must be bait, cucks not a real thing right?

































right?

[Baler]

This message is hidden because Lhancelot is on your ignore list.

[Nibblewitz]

must be bait, cucks not a real thing right?

right?

Of course not; here's to another millennium of sex-centric monogamy!

[Rygar]

This is a sad story... Leveling in Mistmoore.

[Troxx]

Was he playing p99 on his wife's boyfriend's computer?

Or did the BF take both his woman and his computer?

Lol?

[Lhancelot]

Was he playing p99 on his wife's boyfriend's computer?

Or did the BF take both his woman and his computer?

Lol?

I have no idea he didn't elaborate. I mean, the possibilities of their relationship details are endless when you only have the info he provided.

Was Roddypiper an eternally enslaved cuck, destined to forever live like Prometheus in agony by constantly being kicked off EQ while his GFs BF took over the PC to play COD?

Was Roddypiper's GF's BF his BF too, and this was a perfectly harmonious threesome? I doubt this scenario rings true as he did not say "our BF" he clearly made it sound as if he was a little annoyed and it was his wife's BF booting him off the PC.

This occured a couple years back and I never seen Roddypiper again after this incident.

I often thought about Roddypiper and honestly hope he is doing ok. I also hope his wife's BF is a little more lenient in time allowed for Roddypiper to play on the PC.

I think the best thing would be for Roddypiper's wife to find a more congenial BF, so that not only she is happy but Roddypiper can be happy too.

[Legday]

If I understand cuckdom correctly, he is probably getting off to this thread as we speak.

[Skew]

"my wifes boyfriend says i have to get off the computer so he can play cod"

I LOLd. well done.

[LostCause]

what if he was a she?

[skarlorn]

I also hope his wife's BF is a little more lenient in time allowed for Roddypiper to play on the PC.


kek bur lol

I want to believe

[kb2005]

Was Roddypiper an eternally enslaved cuck, destined to forever live like Prometheus in agony by constantly being kicked off EQ while his GFs BF took over the PC to play COD?

I think you mean Sisyphus.

k. back to lurking.

[Lhancelot]

I think you mean Sisyphus.

k. back to lurking.

I was referring to the demigod/titan that was punished by Zeus to have his liver torn out and eaten by the griffon while he was chained to the mountain, which regenerated daily to be torn out all over again the next day for all of eternity. That was Prometheus right?

[kb2005]

O. I guess you're right. There are parallels. Sisyphus is the dude who rolled the boulder up the mountain forever.

[Lhancelot]

O. I guess you're right. There are parallels. Sisyphus is the dude who rolled the boulder up the mountain forever.

ok, we on the same page just reading different words! learned something new today, forumquesting ftw. never heard of sisyphus. :p

[kb2005]

I think your reference is more apt for this case. Sisyphus is famously used as an analogy for the pointless toil and suffering of human existence in general by Albert Camus. Prometheus' punishment feels more specific, and more gruesome and more primal.

I knew he stole fire from the Gods. Somehow I always assumed he got away with it.

I did not go back to lurking. I am not talking shit for lulz in RNF. I apologize. I promise to go back to my popcorn now.

[Spyder73]

I like the punishment of Tantalus for this thread - surrounded by a pool of fresh water and a tree heavy with fruit but whenever he reach's for it, it is always just out of reach. Forever thirsty and hungry while what you crave is right in front of you. Cucked eternally

[maskedmelonpai]

why he hafta be liek that?

[entruil]

normal in 2017. Keep your insulin levels high and make sure to chow down on some more hormone packed meats while you watch emasculating television programming.

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[Lhancelot]

normal in 2017. Keep your insulin levels high and make sure to chow down on some more hormone packed meats while you watch emasculating television programming.

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I think you are being a bit sensitive thinking people care about what role Roddypiper has being top or bottom. I suppose some do, I do not.

Regarding "normal" in 2017 when someone is married whether it is to a man or woman regardless of their roles in a relationship, I'd find it highly unusual if I heard their spouse also has a BF or GF that lives with them who dictates what activities they partake in...

I think you missed the small bit of sadness and humor wrapped in one casing here due to your own personal agenda thinking people are always judging others due to alternative lifestyles they live.

Roddypiper's life arrangements are odd, if you are saying they are not and his is one of "normalcy" I'd have to agree to disagree with you then.

In no "normal" married relationship does a person's married partner also have an additional live in BF/GF who kicks them off the PC so they themselves can play COD.

[Iandyan]

I bet he doesn't even have a wife. Just wanted to say something to divert attention that he was leaving without finding a replacement or giving a heads up previously. Well played

[Lhancelot]

I bet he doesn't even have a wife. Just wanted to say something to divert attention that he was leaving without finding a replacement or giving a heads up previously. Well played

You might be on to something. People can devise very elaborate schemes to avoid confrontation in MMOs.

Person no longer wants to XP with a group; instead of saying they must log - they say "hey guys wow internet problems think I going LD!" then they /q.

Person agrees to a pixel deal in EC, but then has second thoughts on buying the pixels; Instead of saying they actually changed their mind - they say "Ok man, I got to go to the bank and get the plats, meet you at T1 in 5 mins!" then they /q.

Just a couple of the common scenarios where people create elaborate plans to extract themselves from a social situation they are uncomfortable with.

***Roddypiper probably just thought the XP sucked, and thus created his cucky story just to remove himself from the group!

[Rygar]

Posting real life info, such as marriage arrangements confided in game, is considered a bannable offense if I'm not mistaken (even if not true). This poor dude getting shamed for no good reason except you had a juicy tidbit of gossip you wanted to share on the forums in hopes of getting some laughs.

#BanLhancelot

[Lhancelot]

Posting real life info, such as marriage arrangements confided in game, is considered a bannable offense if I'm not mistaken (even if not true). This poor dude getting shamed for no good reason except you had a juicy tidbit of gossip you wanted to share on the forums in hopes of getting some laughs.

#BanLhancelot

RL info? Gossip? What RL details are we viewing there I'd like to know. Aint seen the guy on the game since that day (over a year ago), I guess his wife's BF kicked him off p99 indefinitely. If that's the case, probably not such a bad dude afterall.

***And for the record, I did get a chuckle out of the guy's explanation as to why he had to leave the group. Hope that makes you really mad too, Rygar. Simmer on that bro.

[Rygar]

RL info? Gossip? What RL details are we viewing there I'd like to know. Aint seen the guy on the game since that day (over a year ago), I guess his wife's BF kicked him off p99 indefinitely. If that's the case, probably not such a bad dude afterall.

***And for the record, I did get a chuckle out of the guy's explanation as to why he had to leave the group. Hope that makes you really mad too, Rygar. Simmer on that bro.

He maybe didn't want his RL marriage arrangement to be viewed publicly by 10,000 people perhaps? Its not rocket science here Lhance. You are one of the worst spin doctors on here, careful Samoht / Alarti, Lhancelot is coming for you.

[Lhancelot]

He maybe didn't want his RL marriage arrangement to be viewed publicly by 10,000 people perhaps? Its not rocket science here Lhance. You are one of the worst spin doctors on here, careful Samoht / Alarti, Lhancelot is coming for you.

I actually question the validity of his story but nonetheless found it an interesting one! Glad you found it interesting too.

If he was seeking confidentiality he probably should have refrained from sharing his "story" with 5 total strangers.

Unless this is the real Rowdy Roddy Piper (who passed in 2015), I am pretty sure no "RL info" was posted about anyone. Good try though mate.

Continue on your snitch hunt crusade though, it's touching.

[Jimjam]

He maybe didn't want his RL marriage arrangement to be viewed publicly by 10,000 people perhaps? Its not rocket science here Lhance. You are one of the worst spin doctors on here, careful Samoht / Alarti, Lhancelot is coming for you.

I've yet to see Rustle issue an official statement denying the wife's boyfriend isn't one of their members cockblocking casual roddy from experiencing classic Everquest content!

[skarlorn]

yet another lame post by an AG member

[Jimjam]

He admits it! Filbus is the boyfriend!

[deezy]

no i'm the boyfriend, i went through a cod phase.

[Lhancelot]

no i'm the boyfriend, i went through a cod phase.

Well that shines some light on Roddy's predicament.

This made me think on cod, and how even during medieval times men became enamored with cod and even created ways to protect them.

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