Gold Pants

[Thana8088]

HI P99 blue:

I have been in attendance at roughly 30,000 Noble kills over the last 7 years, and he has never, ever dropped my pants. Literally.
I had convinced my guild to go after Noble regularly for the last several months, but everyone has become discouraged (yay for Sky drama) and we don't kill him anymore.

My last hope appears to be offering PP to anyone who can get them to drop. Therefore, I am offering 20,000 plats for the long-awaited loot rights to gold fucking pants.

Not just please, but super pretty please let me know if you will let me loot pants on your Noble kill.

Signed a very sad almost golden druid,
Catt

[Expediency]

Pants seem to be hardest to get. I also offered to buy them for a similar price and nobody was interested. People generally loot noble very quickly so others wont see the corpse. Keep trying is about all you can do.

[Freakish]

Are you keyed to 1.5 and camped in sky?

[Thana8088]

Are you keyed to 1.5 and camped in sky?

I'm so glad you asked!

Yes, Catt is perma-camped on 1.5 in the windmill.

The 20k is in EC tunnel.

Easy, peasy! :)

[Freakish]

Will you wear these pants only for good, and never in anger?

[Thana8088]

Pants seem to be hardest to get. I also offered to buy them for a similar price and nobody was interested. People generally loot noble very quickly so others wont see the corpse. Keep trying is about all you can do.

Thanks for the response. We have killed him so many times, and I am incredibly discouraged, but I hold hope that SOMEHOW I will be able to get these damned pants.

Will you wear these pants only for good, and never in anger?

Druids don't zerk! :p

[azeth]

I was once known for my golden pee pants!

[Thana8088]

I was once known for my golden pee pants!

Uhh...I don't underst..

I mean, I am not sure wha....

Well, anyway,

Bump. =D

[Thana8088]

I will add ONE MILLION copper to the pot for these. Paid in copper.

Thanks!, I think...


Just attended a flawless kill by AG, et al.

No pants, ofc.

[Tupakk]

Thanks!, I think...


Just attended a flawless kill by AG, et al.

No pants, ofc.

And DoF

[Thana8088]

And DoF

Oh yes, quite right. And the best unit within the Dept of Fun!

[Thana8088]

It's Wednesday. Maybe Noble spawns tomorrow?

Please help meeeeeeeee!

[Ardok]

in all my years playing on and off over the years, i've seen them drop twice. Necrious was one and i forgot the other guy. Best of luck! free bump :)

[Thana8088]

Thanks for the bumpity!

-Catt the pants-less druid

[GinnasP99]

^

[Thana8088]

Totally saved the Paradox/SOTS/AG Noble raid yesterday.

Still no pants.

(AND no thx! :p)

[Thana8088]

Apparently there was a server reset or something early Sat morning and Noble died yesterday AND he fucking dropped pants. I guess it doesn't really matter anyway because the seller wanted 40K and I don't have 40K.

Yes it's embarrassing to admit that, but I have never plat farmed nor sold MQs nor have I ever sold one piece of loot that's been awarded to me by the many guilds I have raided under. Since my last option appears to be out of reach, I call uncle. Time to give up!

Thanks to those who replied, and special thanks to everyone has ever helped me watch for and/or kill Noble. Thank you, thank you. We tried.

Good travels all, and thanks for the fun P99!

[Tupakk]

Apparently there was a server reset or something early Sat morning and Noble died yesterday AND he fucking dropped pants. I guess it doesn't really matter anyway because the seller wanted 40K and I don't have 40K.

Yes it's embarrassing to admit that, but I have never plat farmed nor sold MQs nor have I ever sold one piece of loot that's been awarded to me by the many guilds I have raided under. Since my last option appears to be out of reach, I call uncle. Time to give up!

Thanks to those who replied, and special thanks to everyone has ever helped me watch for and/or kill Noble. Thank you, thank you. We tried.

Good travels all, and thanks for the fun P99!

Really. Well shit make some money. Wasn't a reset btw

[Thana8088]

Well after my little "woe is me" pity party break down, I cleaned out all the purses on all my toons and I was still short. :(


BUT THEN some friends felt bad for me (aka grew tired of my whining) and donated the rest. :D

SO I have now 40,000 platinums (and possibly 1,000,000 copper). SURELY that will buy some golden knickers?!?! :p

PM me, please!

[Freakish]

Really. Well shit make some money. Wasn't a reset btw

Noble went from spawning Monday afternoon to Saturday morning. For all intents regarding noble it was a reset.

[thiz1234]

ill throw in 10k. Let me know when you get a seller.

[Thana8088]

ill throw in 10k. Let me know when you get a seller.

Oh My Karana! :eek::eek: Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU Chodney!

The PM notification system through these forums is pretty weak. If your guild is killing Nobles and willing to sell me loot rights, message me now so I can send you my phone number for "GOLD PANTS HAVE DROPPED!!!1!" emergency texting purposes.

This shit is s.e.r.i.o.u.s. :p

[Thana8088]

I'm back from vacay and still lookin'!

Current offer is:
40k plat - Catt
10k plat - Chodney (pretty sure this is a thing)
1,000,000 copper - Trazzle (so thoughtful, right?!)


PM me and I'll send you my number and you can text me when pants are dropping!

[jag2kk]

Free bump.


Hope you get your pants

[Thana8088]

Free bump.


Hope you get your pants

Someone get this woman some damn pants please

Thanks to both of you! *hobbit hug*


Does he spawn today? :confused: I don't know, I don't have any timers anymore. :eek::(

[Thana8088]

Monday morning, back at work.

Still no pants. (please don't tell my boss)

[Thana8088]

There's really no point in bumping this since we don't expect to see Noble again until Saturday evening.

[Thana8088]

More repops = more pants?

text me!

[Thana8088]

I have a little hope in me still.

[Thana8088]

All hope is gone.

But still text me just in case...

[Rivera]

Are they really this rare or do you have shit luck?

[Thana8088]

Are they really this rare or do you have shit luck?

Yes.

[Rivera]

Yes. Condolences. I feel your pain. Wish you luck.

[Thana8088]

Condolences. I feel your pain. Wish you luck.

Thank you so much! A third obstacle is that some people in the guilds that are killing Noble also want pants, so even if MY pants did drop (which I haven't seen), they aren't willing to sell.

Oh yeah, and EQ hates me. :(

[Tupakk]

Thank you so much! A third obstacle is that some people in the guilds that are killing Noble also want pants, so even if MY pants did drop (which I haven't seen), they aren't willing to sell.

Oh yeah, and EQ hates me. :(

Don't worry you are still on our radar.

[Thana8088]

Don't worry you are still on our radar.

TY! Sent you a PM.


Happy Halloween, all!