Why was a Unicorn in Rivervale?

[Lhancelot]

http://i.imgur.com/XJa9Do3.png (http://imgur.com/XJa9Do3)

[Sorn]

Searching for virgins, probably...I bet it found a lot of them, too.

[skarlorn]

Searching for virgins, probably...I bet it found a lot of them, too.

dang, that made me laugh!

also: something something GM favoritism, Tupakk's a guide, #elfpals conspiracy is real etc

[Brut]

Look at that elf mauling wimpy peck in the background.

[Orablast]

wish i could post

[Illsiff]

I know a guy that does that.

[Lhancelot]

I know a guy that does that.

Does what, mauls elves? :eek:

[loramin]

Does what, mauls elves? :eek:

Hey everyone at Sister Island (or at least everyone armed with a bludgeoning weapon) does it ...

[Illsiff]

Does what, mauls elves? :eek:

But, of course!

Also the unicorn thing.

mon ami

[Tupakk]

Searching for virgins, probably...I bet it found a lot of them, too.

Slayed so many virgins that day and for many fort nights.

[Sorn]

Slayed so many virgins that day and for many fort nights.

You provided a great service to a great many male virgin gamers that day. A great...service.

[Llandris]

Why not?

[Tupakk]

You provided a great service to a great many male virgin gamers that day. A great...service.

This service is long standing. Just gotta let me know

[Peacocky]

Only one?, there was like 100 in EC.

Good old p99 days.

[Gumbo]

If this Unicorn knew what Halfling Druids do to the Pained Unicorn to get their epic. This Unicorn would have slaughtered the whole town...

[azeth]

As a Unicorn, sometimes I gotta be in Rivervale.

What're you a f*cking cop?