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Kegluas
08-30-2017, 07:21 PM
WHO THE FUCK GAVE 2 SODS TO DETOXX







































































































I did! <3

bcdi
08-30-2017, 07:25 PM
haha nice.

Ella`Ella
08-30-2017, 08:09 PM
This is he first time I've ever truly hated Keg...

Kegluas
08-30-2017, 08:14 PM
This is he first time I've ever truly hated Keg...

<3

Sckrilla
08-30-2017, 08:25 PM
This is he first time I've ever truly hated Keg...

Kegluas
08-30-2017, 08:26 PM
If I can get 30 referrals on Taylor Swift Tix I'll take them back from him.

https://tswft.co/mik-26


at 3 atm.

Ella`Ella
08-30-2017, 08:42 PM
If I can get 30 referrals on Taylor Swift Tix I'll take them back from him.

https://tswft.co/mik-26


at 3 atm.

If you get tickets - I will pay and fly down to FL and go with you. I'll also pick up all the drinks at the arena/bars afterwards.

Kegluas
08-30-2017, 08:52 PM
If you get tickets - I will pay and fly down to FL and go with you. I'll also pick up all the drinks at the arena/bars afterwards.

ur gonna have to sell that 5 series, I can/drink a lot.

Ella`Ella
08-30-2017, 09:11 PM
ur gonna have to sell that 5 series, I can/drink a lot.

What're you gonna do with my 5 when you're rocking the twin turbo? Take my watch instead?

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/NuD45

colicab
08-30-2017, 09:56 PM
Fucking Keg and the Tourist.

Jarnauga
08-31-2017, 07:18 AM
Blasphemy.

Mockba1980
08-31-2017, 08:41 AM
I miss you Keg <3

Freakish
08-31-2017, 09:12 AM
Does he want a third? He can have mine.

Legday
08-31-2017, 09:59 AM
Does he want a third? He can have mine.

*Raises hand*

Cecily
08-31-2017, 10:13 AM
Could I get that hon?

maskedmelonpai
08-31-2017, 10:23 AM
if there SoDs being given/lent out, one should go to my warrior. below i assembled a list of substantive reasons why. please let me know if you would like to lend her a SoD and I will pm you her name so that we can arrange the transaction.

1. she is a dark elf. SoD is ultimate swag and delfs are full of swag.
2. she is well dressed. see point 1 above.
3. it will be loved and well-cared for. in addition to frequent use, it will be regularly linked in no small amount of gloating.
4. when appropriate it will be bagged for maximum rustle. this is a important point. some people will not be sufficiently offended at the thought of a level 20 dark elf warrior wielding a SoD. for those people, it may from time to time be necessary to bag the coveted rod in favor of more level appropriate weaponage such as a GJB.

if you or someone you know are the proud owners of a SoD and would liek the forgoing services rendered FREE OF CHARGE, please contact me at your earliest convenience.

also, congratulations on the double SoDs ^^

Raavak
08-31-2017, 11:08 AM
^^^ female DE wanting to abuse a SoD
Probably won't want it back after she's done with it.

Comoc1
08-31-2017, 11:16 AM
I guess you aren't such a bad guy after all

xtraball
08-31-2017, 11:16 AM
I have a Half-Elf warrior that would kick ass with a SoD.
She kicks ass anyway but...

dafier
08-31-2017, 12:35 PM
SoDs are dumb. What does that make the idiot who carries them?

xKoopa
08-31-2017, 01:32 PM
If someone wants to donate a SoD to me ill record a video destroying it and make it into a gif


Lmk

Pyrocat
08-31-2017, 02:01 PM
can't decide if i should rate this thread 1 star or 5 stars

Droog007
08-31-2017, 02:53 PM
Taylor Swift is not even cute.

dafier
08-31-2017, 02:59 PM
I thought Taylor identifies as Bruce now.

Pokesan
08-31-2017, 03:08 PM
hopefully he gives his wife's son a chance to enjoy those fantastic items.

kudos!

Krashin
08-31-2017, 03:08 PM
Look what they made you do, look what they made you do

Raavak
08-31-2017, 03:39 PM
Dual-wielding mod rods would be fun.

LostCause
08-31-2017, 03:43 PM
http://i.imgur.com/ZxY2bvE.gif

Fifield
08-31-2017, 11:59 PM
All Hail Dongtoxx, Weilder of SoD

Kegluas
09-01-2017, 12:09 AM
Fk Taylor Swift
Fk Kegluas

you're just angry, you dont mean what you said about Taytay.

Swish
09-01-2017, 12:40 AM
Is this an A/A circlejerk thread or something?

Kegluas
09-01-2017, 12:41 AM
Is this an A/A circlejerk thread or something?

What's A/A?

Skew
09-01-2017, 05:12 AM
Taylor Swift is a skinny skank who sings bad music and is probably second best to a good hand shandy.

Skew
09-01-2017, 05:14 AM
Taylor Swift is a skinny no-titted bimbo who sings bad music and is probably second best to a good hand shandy.

fiveeauxfour
09-01-2017, 03:37 PM
pras Dongtoxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFAcOnhcpGA

captain
09-01-2017, 04:54 PM
I live in Florida... what city is she playing in? I'll bring the roofies

Detoxx
09-01-2017, 09:42 PM
pras Dongtoxx

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFAcOnhcpGA

At first I didnt like that song. Then I realized its fucking amazing

Kegluas
09-02-2017, 02:21 PM
I live in Florida... what city is she playing in? I'll bring the roofies

Tampa and Miami I think.

FatMice
09-02-2017, 05:06 PM
Free HBO > SoD.

Tankdan
09-04-2017, 04:16 PM
Keg I think I got good news.. Where I live, a new NBA basketball arena opened, its getting ALL the headline acts.. So when Tay goes on tour njext year I am 100% sure she will be 20 mins from my house :)

georgie
09-04-2017, 07:00 PM
Lifers

Freakish
09-04-2017, 08:03 PM
Wait what, I want HBO.

Just facts
09-05-2017, 09:38 AM
The suspension makes sense now! It's a conspiracy to not allow Detoxx to tank the end game with his new aggro weapons!

/This ��