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Izmael
09-05-2017, 01:57 PM
Discuss.

HippoNipple
09-05-2017, 01:59 PM
Project 2017 Pantheon Emulator

Sorn
09-05-2017, 02:07 PM
If I have become a famous artist for being in a coma and if my stuff is worth millions, because if so I'd like to get in on that and then go on a vacation for the rest of my life.

HippoNipple
09-05-2017, 02:10 PM
So you are going to google whether or not you are famous? Don't waste your time.

Cecily
09-05-2017, 02:15 PM
First, I'd google to find out what replaced search engines. Then I'd check up on the state of elective genetic engineering.

Sorn
09-05-2017, 02:16 PM
So you are going to google whether or not you are famous? Don't waste your time.

Well, I'm sure I'd already be famous for being in a coma and then waking up. The question is whether or not I can break with tradition and make actual money off my art before I'm dead like every other artist out there. Would be nice to avoid the fate of dying penniless in obscurity!

By the way, you would be better off googling Pantheon future release date in 2037...just saying...

Tupakk
09-05-2017, 02:31 PM
Current porn.

RedXIII
09-05-2017, 02:39 PM
Current porn.

+1

Pyrocat
09-05-2017, 03:04 PM
wrong forum

Jimjam
09-05-2017, 03:07 PM
Current porn.

Electrifyingly fruity!

mcoy
09-05-2017, 03:09 PM
If SkyNet has this yet:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2037_Bomber

Then:
"apartments in north korea's metro system"

-Mcoy

Lojik
09-05-2017, 03:24 PM
AARP

Baler
09-05-2017, 03:29 PM
Funny Gif
Time Filter: past week

Tenderizer
09-05-2017, 03:34 PM
Awake in the future of 2037? Id google if we won ww3

Raavak
09-05-2017, 03:38 PM
cat pics

Jimjam
09-05-2017, 03:40 PM
"Mars Landing Hoax"

b4c0nhunt
09-05-2017, 03:48 PM
"Who won the Trump wars"

Whirled
09-05-2017, 03:53 PM
How to go back in time...duh...

Baler
09-05-2017, 03:54 PM
Project 1999's new server

Fifield
09-05-2017, 04:21 PM
How to use this futuristic toilet, cause i took a massive shit and cant figure out how to flush it.

great thread btw

Supreme
09-05-2017, 05:03 PM
Bush Towers

Boyblunder
09-05-2017, 05:04 PM
Why is the sky crisscrossed with tictactoe clouds?

dafier
09-05-2017, 05:37 PM
1. Putin would still be president of Russia.

2. Rogean would be more rich than he is in 2017.

3. Chest would still be the Chest that we love today and this includes that BDA would still be the most talked about guild, ever.

4. Trump would have towers in all major countries across the world.

5. United states would have a Chinese American as a president.

6. Star Wars would still have movies being created/produced by Disney.

7. JJ Abrams will not be known any longer.

8. Michael J Fox will still be alive and have his own painting show, similar to Bob Ross.

xtraball
09-05-2017, 05:39 PM
What's the best restaurant in Paris ?

dennardscott86
09-05-2017, 05:44 PM
Scarlett Johansson Sextape

Eva Mendez Sextape

Meagan Good Sextape

Current celebrity sextapes

RedXIII
09-05-2017, 05:47 PM
Scarlett Johansson Sextape

Eva Mendez Sextape

Meagan Good Sextape

Current celebrity sextapes

Eva Mendez has a sex tape!? oh bb, plz share! Love that chick!

Baler
09-05-2017, 05:57 PM
Who killed Tupac Shakur?

dennardscott86
09-05-2017, 06:48 PM
Eva Mendez has a sex tape!? oh bb, plz share! Love that chick!

I'm waiting for her to slip up and leak one then i can die happy.

Skew
09-05-2017, 06:59 PM
Id google for the nearest pub address and go and get shit faced. Probably need it after a 20 year coma.

Dreenk317
09-06-2017, 12:59 AM
I'd google the average IQ to see how much more of idiocracy has come true.

Izmael
09-06-2017, 02:29 AM
I'd google the average IQ to see how much more of idiocracy has come true.

Unless I'm mistaken the average IQ should always be 100 since it's the average by definition. What can change is the distribution of population around the average.

Dreenk317
09-06-2017, 05:49 AM
Unless I'm mistaken the average IQ should always be 100 since it's the average by definition. What can change is the distribution of population around the average.

Would that not change the average if the majority of people were on one side or the other?

Peacocky
09-06-2017, 06:30 AM
I'll be like 67 and have three more years to go.

The world continents will be different, phasing through the first shift.

Yea. I know all things. And you will not like nor believe it, neither perceive with the great antichrist conquering most of the world.

Izmael
09-06-2017, 06:34 AM
The average IQ value would still be 100. It would simply refer to a smarter (or dumber) average person, but the average value would still be 100.

Also you are slightly mixing average and median there, but that's another story.

Back on topic, if I woke up on 2037 I would google these things first, in this order:

- "BTC/USD rate" to see if I'm fabulously rich or broke
- "Elder beads p99 cost" for the same reasons
- "red 99 drugs" for all other reasons in the world

Peacocky
09-06-2017, 06:43 AM
Server not found

www.Startpage.com can't find the server at www.Google.com

http://i.imgur.com/0tYGhcn.gif

Brandonian10
09-06-2017, 08:56 AM
Shrek.

skarlorn
09-06-2017, 09:05 AM
Dank memes

Mingo
09-06-2017, 11:09 AM
I would google eta for Project 1999 discord server release and see how much longer I would expect to have to wait...

khandman
09-06-2017, 12:42 PM
"Justin Bieber state execution highlights"

Boyblunder
09-06-2017, 01:58 PM
The IQ test average of 100 is based on the current population. In the future, the population changes not the test. The future populations' IQ can be compared to todays population.

Rygar
09-06-2017, 03:51 PM
Has the Riemann hypothesis been proven?

indiscriminate_hater
09-06-2017, 03:55 PM
"38 year old elf sim"

Baler
09-06-2017, 04:02 PM
eq emu github

Swish
09-07-2017, 12:55 AM
I would google eta for Project 1999 discord server release and see how much longer I would expect to have to wait...

Would it still be on the front page I wonder?

Darkatar
09-07-2017, 01:47 AM
Anti-atrophy pills.

Izmael
09-07-2017, 11:05 AM
eq emu github

You can google it right now, no need to wait 20 years.

"p99 DB download" would be a decent google query in 2037 though.

FoxFritter
09-07-2017, 11:18 AM
Would I have aged in that time? If so, I'd be eligible for ultraporn.

mickmoranis
09-07-2017, 11:33 AM
project1999 mass murder

mickmoranis
09-07-2017, 12:39 PM
im so edgy

Couchgod
09-08-2017, 10:50 PM
price of bitcoin

Pokesan
09-08-2017, 11:11 PM
"atomic horror"

paulgiamatti
09-08-2017, 11:25 PM
"current world population"

"turing test"

"uncanny valley"

"moore's law"

"artificial general intelligence"

etc.

Tasslehofp99
09-08-2017, 11:53 PM
Id google: "images of bigfoot"


Surely we will have found him by then.

Csihar
09-09-2017, 08:09 AM
Who killed Tupac Shakur?

Orlando Anderson

FoxFritter
09-11-2017, 05:18 AM
"Golden Girls full episode playlist"