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gnomishfirework
02-25-2011, 05:15 AM
With the launch of Kunark looking, we know that certain mobs will be on 24/7 lock down.

With the way camp rules work now, a few people can keep a spawn out of game for everyone else as long as they have socks go poop in. Now, you might say "so what? It's the only fair way to do it."

I, however, disagree. I think the fairest way is to keep the current camp rules but with one new stipulation. I can train anyone I want as long as it is not for personal gain.

That means, I can train any camp at any time giving more people access. I can't do it for myself or a group I am in to claim the camp. I may only do it for the hell of it.

You might ask "what's in it for you?" I shall tell you: bribes. I will accept bribes to not train camps.

Should also be allowed for raid encounters.

What do you all think? Brilliant? Should have always been this way? I agree!

Auchae
02-25-2011, 05:18 AM
If one is accepting bribes, is it not for personal gain?

Humerox
02-25-2011, 05:26 AM
abacab pioneered this

gnomishfirework
02-25-2011, 05:27 AM
If one is accepting bribes, is it not for personal gain?

Bribes to not train. I would gain nothing in the act of training. See, its legit and fair.

Thetan
02-25-2011, 06:09 AM
The personal gain is the screwing someone out of their camp. There is no way to purposely train someone without there being some sort of gain.

You do it to get them out of the camp. Gain. (Fulfilled a goal)
You do it because you're bored. Gain. (Relieved your boredom)
You do it because it's Saturday. Gain. (Completed your Saturday chore)
You do it because ya hate them. Gain. (Alleviated you frustration and/or gained satisfaction)
You do it for a friend. Gain. (Increased favor with your friend)

etc...

Basically, there's no way to do it without gaining something out of it if you do it on purpose.

Harrison
02-25-2011, 06:11 AM
Comedy is at the expense of someone else, always.

gnomishfirework
02-25-2011, 06:18 AM
The personal gain is the screwing someone out of their camp. There is no way to purposely train someone without there being some sort of gain.

You do it to get them out of the camp. Gain. (Fulfilled a goal)
You do it because you're bored. Gain. (Relieved your boredom)
You do it because it's Saturday. Gain. (Completed your Saturday chore)
You do it because ya hate them. Gain. (Alleviated you frustration and/or gained satisfaction)
You do it for a friend. Gain. (Increased favor with your friend)

etc...

Basically, there's no way to do it without gaining something out of it if you do it on purpose.

I meant material gain in game. This is actually how I get off, so ... I mean I'm gaining just thinking about it.

Harrison
02-25-2011, 06:20 AM
I think I just gained.

corradojeff
02-25-2011, 10:16 AM
I'm gaining right now!

Curmudgen
02-25-2011, 10:38 AM
What is that, some European term for pitching a tent?

jimthayner
02-25-2011, 10:53 AM
We should start a camp sign up thread.

runlvlzero
02-25-2011, 11:01 AM
To make a poop-sock all you need is a saws-all, a chair, a bucket and some duck-tape, that should alleviate most you your frustration.

Just don't accidentally duck-tape over the hole in the chair!

YendorLootmonkey
02-25-2011, 11:01 AM
Every time you do this, you owe Abacab a royalty check.

Akame
02-25-2011, 11:26 AM
So is gain the new fap word?

Morfnblorsh
02-25-2011, 11:46 AM
Ahhh gain gain gain gain
makes love to his wife and gets that gain gain gain gain gain
sorry bout that da gain gain gain (what) gain gain gain cant say
you cant say gain on the radio
da gain gain gain gain gain
my man u cant say gain on the radio
ima just start sayin that on the show come on lets take
man shit if you can say gain on the radio, you know whats so dope about gain, white people dont know what it means yet
when they figure it out they're gonna be like "my god what have we done"
....

Messianic
02-25-2011, 12:37 PM
I'm gaining right now!

And loving it!

Abacab "The REAL truth"
02-26-2011, 03:08 AM
I can train anyone I want as long as it is not for personal gain.

Haha
Easily I'm aproachin'
There ain't no jokin'
When the camps just aren't open
Ready to train until my finger is raw
Yo! the muthafuckin' GM's bane and all

[Griefer, griefer, the rager quitter]

No, it's the Cab, the mothafuckin' zone depleter
And I'm tha quick-up picker-up up a quick to trick up the bitch
So come here bitch and lick up the lick up the lick up the dick
Now how many petitions would it take for me,
To let that bitch graduate to level 53, let's see...

[Crash, crash, crash, crash]

Ah you can see I straight wax that ass
Back up bitch unless you want mobs to zone lines
I never never ever ever seen a bitch cry
camp 1, camp 2 camp 4 5 6
I lost the 3rd camp in the mix - fuck it!

Hey yo yella boy, let's rewind it!

6 5 4 camp 3 is up
Gimme that gimme that gimme that Krup
You wanna feel the dick baby try your luck
Because the Cab likes to fuck fuck fuck yo
I get 'em stuck-on and get the fuck on
Give 'em a face roll and tell 'em thanks for the SOW ya know? (haha)

I find 'em train 'em and flee you know
But before I D.O'
Yo, I take a train' to the Ghoul Lord
To the Efreeti Lord
To the King Mynocid
Yo, if that bitch start fuckin' up [what's you do?]
I'll just grief your friend ...


Well, it's on and on and on and on
Yo the grief don't stop' 'till the break o' dawn
Yo, every bitch I know they wanna get with me
The mothafuckin' notorious C-A-B
Spit game at a bitch while a GM's around
And you know most ho's know not to clown
'Cause if a bitch tries to petition me
When I'm full of liquor
I report the bitch up and train the group that's with her
That's the kind of ***** that you're listenin' to
Talk to you for a minute til' my trains on you .. yo
NOW EVERY SINGLE GUILD GOT A PRICE TO PAY
UP ON THE DICK OF A.B.A

I find 'em train 'em and flee you know
But before I D.O'
Yo, I take a train' to the Ghoul Lord
To the Efreeti Lord
To the King Mynocid
Yo, if that bitch start fuckin' up [what's you do?]
I'll just grief your friend .....

Abacab "The REAL truth"
02-26-2011, 03:21 AM
I've gained so much over the summer, I mean like 25 yards on a 4th down conversion gain