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skarlorn
11-01-2017, 01:10 PM
imho fuck this staffs, here's why:


https://i.imgur.com/xxRQaV4.png
Cracked Staff AKA Slutt Staff

This staff is the dirtiest slut. Whether you're level one or level 60, it's worth killing the orc pawn holding this cracked staff. Worth one hard, cold platinum piece, it's a sure way to gain a fortune to buy your 10th fungi.

https://i.imgur.com/8l7vOCH.png
Worn Great Staff AKA Poser

This staff is the unpopuler incel which pretends it is the Cracked Staff. Although I have bashed the Cracked Staff in this thread, Cracked Staff AKA Slutt Staff is very hot and sexy; very popular. So when you kill orc pawn00 and find out it's holding Worn Great Staff the poser, you are very disappointed. I bash the worn great staff. Poser!

https://i.imgur.com/JwywhQ5.png
Staff of Boredom

Similar to Sword of Skyfire, Staff of Battle is basically a venereal disease on our leveling community. This staff is TOO STRONG and TOO CHEAP. You could trade 300 cracked staff for one Staff of Big Boy Battle and then grind to level 60 with it. Also, you poke people with this staff instead of giving em good whallops. Bashed.

https://i.imgur.com/rMmYzXu.png
Staff of Botrainer

THE most hated staff. everyone hates this staff, well done Innorruuk. Many rage quits from guilds over it. Enough said.

https://i.imgur.com/iNi7rWw.png
The Fabled T Staff

Retarded Monks value this T staff for 40,000 cracked staffs. it's very valuable because it procs root and this help monks win at fighting pixel monsters; i am bashing it because it's a bad weapon and people are getting scam

Lulz~Sect
11-01-2017, 01:13 PM
https://i.imgur.com/iOeGCeh.gif

Whirled
11-01-2017, 01:15 PM
You bash your staff on your own time!!

Zemus
11-01-2017, 01:22 PM
P99 has many https://i.imgur.com/A6lBXFo.png members
but too many are Worn out.

Lulz~Sect
11-01-2017, 01:25 PM
TBH little disappointed you missed Staff of Temperate Flux & Staff of the Wheel

Pokesan
11-01-2017, 01:34 PM
TBH little disappointed you missed Staff of Temperate Flux & Staff of the Wheel

fluxing staff

2.
showing moderation or self-restraint.

Lulz~Sect
11-01-2017, 01:38 PM
https://wiki.project1999.com/Staff_of_Temperate_Flux

skarlorn
11-01-2017, 01:38 PM
feel free to contribute your own bashing of any staff you damn well please, lulz

this is a forums, not a dictatingship

Lhancelot
11-01-2017, 02:03 PM
Stop this right now, never let a staff know it rustled you.

Sirken
11-01-2017, 04:09 PM
well played, Skarlorn.

well played.

skarlorn
11-01-2017, 04:20 PM
=-) <3

stront
11-01-2017, 04:21 PM
well played, Skarlorn.

well played.

Lulz~Sect
11-01-2017, 04:26 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Q7bQIN9.gif

Menden
11-01-2017, 05:10 PM
https://i.imgur.com/wehnXmO.gif

mickmoranis
11-01-2017, 05:30 PM
got em

indiscriminate_hater
11-01-2017, 05:39 PM
whew I thought you were going to bash on the low T-staff

Lojik
11-01-2017, 05:52 PM
You're not even going to bash the battle staff? PoS tries to have a similar name as staff of battle but it sucks...and it's lore...makes farming fiveheads less awesome.

hyejin
11-01-2017, 06:27 PM
firm grips on big gats kept the 1plats safe from pertinent attacks
their bundled posts wagged your tail yet to step was to fail & attend forum jail
i bet they all prefer males

Mead
11-01-2017, 07:17 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ZwOCADo.png
Staff of Grandeur

The most delusional staff out of the lot. Gave itself an amazing appearance, godly hps, high intellect, and EB. Drops from giant beetle that would clearly drown in its own shit.

Kushie
11-01-2017, 10:10 PM
Filbus is greengrocer

Shinko
11-01-2017, 11:28 PM
this thread made me smile

+50 Shinko Points

Phenyo
11-01-2017, 11:42 PM
this thread brought the bants back momentarily to this dead wreck of a forum

Phantasm
11-02-2017, 10:08 AM
Staff of Botrainer lol

Did he ever get epic? We tried our hardest to make sure he didnt

Videri
11-02-2017, 04:39 PM
This post is a bundle of staves.

Am I doing it right?

Secrets
11-02-2017, 06:55 PM
https://i.imgur.com/0mgdDR5.png

Staff of The Server That Won't Ever Be Released

skarlorn
11-02-2017, 07:02 PM
https://i.imgur.com/0mgdDR5.png

Staff of The Server That Won't Ever Be Released

VERY nice stuff

AzzarTheGod
11-02-2017, 07:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/0mgdDR5.png

Staff of The Server That Won't Ever Be Released

ayy secrets hittin licks

ErlickBachman
11-02-2017, 11:10 PM
bashing staff members will result in a ban, period.

Apparently not. Keep fighting the good fight, Filbus. Glad to have your sarcastic ass back on the forums. Been living it up in Rivervale since you been gone ;)

Rivera
11-02-2017, 11:38 PM
Pretty late to the party here but A+ thread.