why am I so bad at PUBG?

[skarlorn]

thanks for the replies:confused:

[skarlorn]

I think i figured it out. Solo pubg is kind of a g@y campfest. I was going to aggro hoping for a "fun" fight early on. Step 1) get lucky on your drop Step 2) play the ZONE

just made it to number 8 with 5 kills,

solo still suck

[Spyder73]

a quick google search shows this is Players Unknown Battleground - is this accurate? Second and most important question, am I able to purchase this game and grief you off the sever (please provide what server you play on) or is this like a beta thing?

Initial review looks like this game is garbage, but I will do a deep dive because I have nothing else to do at work right now

[skarlorn]

Game is very good, just in a pre-polished form atm. Sadly, you won't be able to ever find me to grief me and scream RP stories about my black female character because basically you queue into a match on a temporary server with 99 nerds and then parachute into a soviet death island for a battle royale

[Baler]

Arma -> DayZ -> Rust -> h1z1 -> Arc -> pubg

It's time to stop.

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I met this girl named kiki online when I was younger and she introduced me to battle royale. (that was ~2002)
And then hunger games came out and everyone lost their mind not knowing it was a rip off.

[skarlorn]

I like PUBG because it feels as close to multiplayer STALKER as we've seen.

I hope for a day when someone adds anomalies and artifacts in a STALKER mod.

Don't you agree, Baler?

[Baler]

I hope for a day when someone adds anomalies and artifacts in a STALKER mod.

Don't you agree, Baler?

Don't you pander to me! *looks away dramatically* You know my soft spots.
:o

https://i.imgur.com/wGatI79.gif

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Isn't there public discords or teamspeaks for pubg to put together pub teams? That way you don't have to go it alone, unless they shoot you in the back.

[hyejin]

ive bought it and disgustedly returned it twice. that's what good taste looks like

[Lulz~Sect]

game is bad and you should feel bad OP

[skarlorn]

Why is it bad, Lulz~Sect?

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/NIRgQiL.gif
waow kewl

[maskedmelonpai]

if it will make you feel better, I can maybe download the game within the next year or so if it is free and I assure you, i will be worse than you.

lmkk?

[skarlorn]

=-)

[AzzarTheGod]

tagged

[Naethyn]

Easy to find squads in the pubg reddit discord.

[skarlorn]

yes, but aren't most players squealing neckbeard fay gating nerds? Honestly, EQ broke my ability to tolerate the heavy mouth breathers that frequent discord.

I tend to only allow a very select few whomst I have vetted invade my auditory awareness via VOIP; too many hours in BDA vent I suppose.

[Baler]

don't leave us again filbus you halfling.

[skarlorn]

whyyy would I leave? if i feel greasy it is simply the over-eager sweat of carnal excitement I exult in whilst posting on the p99 forum boards

[Lhancelot]

whyyy would I leave? if i feel greasy it is simply the over-eager sweat of carnal excitement I exult in whilst posting on the p99 forum boards

Will you play pantheon when it comes out? You realize ogres can be druids, and humans/elves can be shaman? And what do you think of the halfling model on Pantheon? I can't see Filbus as one of those things.

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/5WRiK9s.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/aroYFiX.png
:) :)

[skarlorn]

Will you play pantheon when it comes out? You realize ogres can be druids, and humans/elves can be shaman? And what do you think of the halfling model on Pantheon? I can't see Filbus as one of those things.

It's entirely possible. I haven't made up my mind and my natural inclination as a human will be to spend more time in an extroverted, athletic capacity next year; my medical bout will be over for the first time in a while. All that said, I love video games and think for some people (myself included) they are healthy to engage for recreation.

As per the halfling models of pantheon, they disgust me. I am a staunch advocate of Tolkien hobbits. Hobbits should be highly civilized, fat little pudding lovers who love gossip and petty crime. It is likely my personal hatred of these Hobbits will bleed thru to any interaction I have in Pantheon... Additionally, Filbus will never be born again. I am a dedicated RPer and enjoy creating new flavors to experience. Filbus simply ended up being a very famous character within his world. I wouldn't want to take him anywhere else.

https://i.imgur.com/5WRiK9s.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/aroYFiX.png
:) :)

Exactly, yes

[Lhancelot]

It's entirely possible. I haven't made up my mind and my natural inclination as a human will be to spend more time in an extroverted, athletic capacity next year; my medical bout will be over for the first time in a while. All that said, I love video games and think for some people (myself included) they are healthy to engage for recreation.

As per the halfling models of pantheon, they disgust me. I am a staunch advocate of Tolkien hobbits. Hobbits should be highly civilized, fat little pudding lovers who love gossip and petty crime. It is likely my personal hatred of these Hobbits will bleed thru to any interaction I have in Pantheon... Additionally, Filbus will never be born again. I am a dedicated RPer and enjoy creating new flavors to experience. Filbus simply ended up being a very famous character within his world. I wouldn't want to take him anywhere else.



Good to hear on all accounts. I agree with the halfling thing too, can't see them with this name and this form it simply doesn't match. I am curious how many p99ers will try Pantheon. I am betting a lot.

[dslaybac]

pubg is dope. if you don't like it your computer is probably trash or you just suck at fps.

come find me, just hit rank 750 in solo FPP. What up!?

[Lulz~Sect]

paying to early access a "beta"

game for cucks

got it

[dslaybac]

sorry you're bad = ( its ok. you can play everquest for free which takes literally no skill whatsoever! party on garth.

i know i had to break my piggybank for that 30$. real big spender here boys and girls!

[AzzarTheGod]

echoing that.

i paid for H1Crap1 access. already played Rust. I'm not exactly going to spend money on PUBG just because some developer quit Daybreak and made his own Steam Valve company and released a business model favored by scammers.

will check back in for an actual shipped title.

[Lulz~Sect]

azzarthecuck on point for once

[skarlorn]

i'm having fun playing pub g right now

[Lulz~Sect]

i'm having fun playing EverQuest right now

[skarlorn]

well.... FINE

*takes a sip of his first beer of the week while nodding in appreciation of life

[Lulz~Sect]

sips elven wine and winks

[Baler]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zXDys_gwHk


My friend,.. my back was up against a wall.

[mickmoranis]

sips elven wine and winks

[Mead]

Is there a ranking system in this game to show your superiority over other nerds?

[AzzarTheGod]

is there a released and rated game to play?

Yeah, no.

[Mead]

Normally I would've googled it like I just did but wifi in the gym is real bad

I see now. Leaderboard, Statistics, Replay coming soon

Might check it out at some point

[AzzarTheGod]

cool whats this games rating on IGN

[Mead]

cool whats this games rating on IGN

9.0 not final