my gf is asleep naked in front of me as i post this thread

[Lulz~Sect]

hey cucks guess what happens next after i click sbumit new thread

https://i.imgur.com/yOuEkUQ.gif

[Thugnuts]

thought you were married?

[Pokesan]

im gonna guess you suck my balls bitch!

[Mead]

what is sbumit?

[Mead]

I hope she doesn't shart in your bed with nothing to catch it

[skarlorn]

you f5 a bunch of times hoping to feel better about urself

[hyejin]

that's fun and all but isnt the cool one the one the thread gets made for? :)

[Mead]

He's most likely hitting something between f1 through f4 at this point

See you in the am pal

[applesauce25r624]

is in a relationship in 2017

calls us cucks for some reason

[Lhancelot]

what is sbumit?

It's the word "submit" mistyped when your hands are shaking after furiously fapping to pron.

[kotton05]

Your mom doesn’t count as your girlfriend.

[Ahldagor]

My girlfriend is making coffee for us as I post this reply.

[paulgiamatti]

My girlfriend is making coffee for us as I post this reply.

Wow, for all of us? How did she know I like coffee?? A bit of sugar, no cream please.

[Lulz~Sect]

sounds like a keeper

(high five)

[Mead]

Light cream no sugar please

[katrik]

My boyfriend is snoring like a walrus next to me and I can’t fucking sleep. Am I doing this right?

[indiscriminate_hater]

My waifu pillow is looking a little disheveled today

[Mead]

My waifu pillow is looking a little disheveled today

https://i.imgur.com/CSFkGoS.jpg

[Jimjam]

My boyfriend is snoring like a walrus next to me and I can’t fucking sleep. Am I doing this right?

You're a lucky gal!

Did you know walrus are known to take seals?

They'll sneak up on them, wrap their bristly lips around the seal's head and suck SCHMOOOK until the seal's cranium collapses and the juicy brains stream out. Yummy!

Lucky girl indeed!

[Cecily]

Seals are adorable seapuppies and Walruses can go fuck themselves.

[Capi]

Worst post even if it’s true you lose 0/10

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/cCqgUsV.gif

[Mead]

Looks like you got a fanboi

[Fame]

Same

:brofist:

[shuklak]

you f5 a bunch of times hoping to feel better about urself

Hnnnnnngghhhhhh

[Baler]

op
https://i.imgur.com/DAs4F9M.gif

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/Vj2ODxH.png

[Droxx]

rapiest thread of 2017

[mickmoranis]

pretty clear OP is posting about raping someone.

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/ck3xKhE.jpg

[Baler]

If she's asleep, she can't give consent. =|

https://i.imgur.com/wGdN7Td.gif

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/BTv9fZu_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[mickmoranis]

I'm less concerned with my relationship status than I am with you actually being a serial rapist and posting all about it on the forums for the last couple years at this point.

[Lhancelot]

Many people have relationships with other people. This is not something abnormal however posting about it all the time to strangers is.

***Words of advice: Stop it OP, this is cringey AF.

[Lhancelot]

I have to add though, oddly this thread seems to make baler really jealous. He hasn't been this active in a thread for months.

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/KIGpHOp_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[mickmoranis]

the difference between my friday night and your friday night

https://i.imgur.com/Aprd41t.jpg

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/RSNEDZD.png

[MiRo2]

This may be Rants and Flames, But it is not a "Do whatever the hell you want' forum.

Incomplete List of Things you are NOT allowed to do here:

You may under NO CIRCUMSTANCES at any time:

...

2. Post non-p1999 posted RL Pics of other players. SO until a player has posted a RL picture of them or their family on the p99 boards then their photographs had better NOT show up in photoshops or ANY form on these boards.

I know the rule is directed towards other players, but what about the unwitting people having pictures posted of them here on a regular basis. Why is this ok?

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/vME8rA7.jpg

[hyejin]

If she's asleep, she can't give consent. =|

https://i.imgur.com/wGdN7Td.gif

standing consent arrangements are ideal :)

[hyejin]

that is true, I've read that pre-arranged consent stands up,. But i'm never been in a court room on such a charge nor never plan to. :eek:

are you saying you've allowed hysteria among the chaff to affect your sexuality? :(

don't sleep with chaff!

[hyejin]

it's misogynous really. your limitations on sexual practice assume she's of a particular archetype =/ you shouldn't feign that sort of intimacy with people you don't actually respect.

[Lhancelot]

I know the rule is directed towards other players, but what about the unwitting people having pictures posted of them here on a regular basis. Why is this ok?

Either I missed it, or he never posted a RL picture in this entire thread.

@nilbog
@Rogean
@Sirken

Everyone deserves 2nd chances but why hasn't OP been perma banned. Do all of the perma bans have to flip out?

Grown man here, begging an elf to be punished on the forums. This is just as cringey as the original post by OP.

[mickmoranis]

standing consent arrangements are ideal :)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urS8GmwmeWQ

[MiRo2]

Either I missed it, or he never posted a RL picture in this entire thread.

My bad, it was a picture quoted in this thread from another, but still it's not the first time I've seen stuff like that being posted. Just wondering where the line is being drawn.

[HippoNipple]

I hope OP see's the light tbh,. P99 is the best community i've been a part of.

lol

[Lhancelot]

Seek help faggot jew masochist.

Really baler? highly disappointed in your choice of words. Extremely homophobic and racist here bro. I sternly frown upon this.

[Lhancelot]

I hope OP see's the light tbh,. P99 is the best community i've been a part of.

Disingenuous post here. ^

Nice, tries to cover up his racist and homophobic slur he just used.

[eadric]

WTF is happening in this thread?

[Pokesan]

insincere circlejerking is the highest form of social justice

[Lulz~Sect]

Who Posted?
Total Posts: 69
User Name Posts
Baler 15
Lulz~Sect 9
Mead 6
Lhancelot 6
hyejin 4
mickmoranis 4

[Lhancelot]

I am a man,. with many religious and nationalist Friends.

I cant simply take back what I said and I deeply regrets insult those who are apart of that community,. It is my christian duty to right the wrong I've caused. I in all my faith regret using the wording I did.
I feel shame in my self and my person's. We are not how I posted and it was wrong for me to do so.

---

This is no troll but for the honestl my own believe god's theif. So for those trolls,. Such as lhance,. please take a deep breath before reading. honest to got.

I only accept an apology if it's directly given to me by my given elf name, Lhancelot. If you cannot properly apologize to me then in my mind your apology is disingenous.

[Pokesan]

as a faggot i motion to forgive and absolve baler for using our word

do i hear a second?

[Lhancelot]

lbhance this IS rnf so please stop attempting to pettion me and shut the fuck up kid?
ok?
I just want an honest apology from you. RnF does not allow you to use whatever words you want, btw. Figured you'd know the rules here.

[Raavak]

is there something wrong with being a jew?

[Lhancelot]

Lhance I got heated becuase In reality,.. I hate you Lhancelot I wish you were perma banneed,..

I said some messed up hateful thing I'll first admit and if I have to take take the heat for it I will,. but I'm sorry first and foremost!!!!!
Certain individuals gets me so mad at these thorumd snf those those know,. wel know but it's true. I feel like certain jerks don't belong and I get angery and say it the wrong way through a douchy mean way.

(( typos ))

I accept your apology. I still can't help but wonder how you can hold such hate and anger at people you do not even really know.

I just hope the mods take it easy on you, as I realize sometimes when we are angered we can lose grasp of our emotional state thus creating a meltdown as you had here. It can happen to anyone!

[Pokesan]

lhance has been harassing baler for months btw

[Pokesan]

please don't defend me i'm a grown man,,, I can take my punishment. :(

not really about you, just adding context to your outburst.

[Lhancelot]

lhance has been harassing baler for months btw

Harassing? He dishes but can't take it. I still accept his apology, regardless.

[Mead]

nice meltdown

how do I get an rnf bodyguard too? Is pokesan for hire?

[Pokesan]

nice meltdown

how do I get an rnf bodyguard too? Is pokesan for hire?

start by getting a stalker

[Lhancelot]

Maybe if you didn't give it out to people who don't deserve it.

It's cool to be in the lime light I get that,.. but you pick your battles unwisely.

I give it to people who deserve it. I am a knight, afterall.

[Mead]

I’m still here don’t worry

Getting off to these replies

[maskedmelon]

I’m still here don’t worry

Getting off to these replies

im really liking your event work. you've made my read list ^^

[HippoNipple]

Lulz is here talking about his wonderful girlfriend and then 24 posts from some anti semite weirdo hating on gays and talking about raping. What's wrong with this dude?

[hyejin]

as a faggot i motion to forgive and absolve baler for using our word

do i hear a second?

very thoughtful nodding. "i dont want to wear the scarlet letter" echoes from back left channel of cheap 5.1 system

i dont got much credibility here, im str8 :p

more very thoughtful nodding. equations flicker over Hyejin's head like in that one movie

[skarlorn]

really really good stuff

chuckles on the couch next to his gf

[Papa]

arm is trapped under wife's neck due to post-sex having spooning and snoozing, furiously tapping with my left thumb and peering at the phone screen with one eye above her head

[jackd104]

You eat each other’s poo?

[Tecmos Deception]

Came in expecting naked gf pics or dick pics.

Leaving disappointed.

Is AdWords really worth the porn ban, admins? Search your hearts.

[Lulz~Sect]

we are a puritan elf community here these days
https://i.imgur.com/Bivd6Cr.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zgi1MIk.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/CyQj7eP.jpg

[Jimjam]

She's gonna catcha cold in her kidneys. I suggest a robe!

[Lhancelot]

Next time you need to post the pic of her sleeping naked so we know it to be true, Lulz. Anyone can write that and say it's true. :)

[katrik]

GF still lookin' good <3