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Lulz~Sect
11-13-2017, 04:35 PM
https://i.imgur.com/BiUi1hP.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Mf9Hjyt.jpg

Fasttimes
11-13-2017, 04:40 PM
Bow wow is that you ?

Lhancelot
11-13-2017, 04:46 PM
Need to have you standing in front of the window with a sign EQ related so we know that background of skyscrapers isn't something you lifted off the internet.

Rygar
11-13-2017, 04:57 PM
Clearly not a corner office, else why did you setup a cube wall 3 feet from your office wall. Confirmed lowly basement worker peon.

There, I fed the troll.

Fifield
11-13-2017, 04:57 PM
csb

MiRo2
11-13-2017, 05:01 PM
I don't have a window in my office and it's more well lit than the one in the second picture.

Mead
11-13-2017, 05:07 PM
Can’t wait until someone finds what building you’re in (lol)

mcoy
11-13-2017, 05:10 PM
All I get to look at are chillers and backup generators. The trees changing color are nice though:

-Mcoy

Lulz~Sect
11-13-2017, 05:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/lIb8IWu.gif

maskedmelon
11-13-2017, 05:22 PM
my window doesn't have much of a view, but the business park has a moat in front of my building and i saw a heron on the bank once.

Lhancelot
11-13-2017, 05:24 PM
my window doesn't have much of a view, but the business park has a moat in front of my building and i saw a heron on the bank once.

Is there a drawbridge with guards in platemail standing outside to guard the moat?

maskedmelon
11-13-2017, 06:01 PM
Is there a drawbridge with guards in platemail standing outside to guard the moat?

no, there is a bridge and it is a secured facility, but no guards or platemail ^^

Zade
11-13-2017, 06:08 PM
WB lulz!!

This was my old office's view. Now I got nothing special :/ some shitty building and a bunch of trees.

https://i.imgur.com/rl1LqTq.jpg

HippoNipple
11-13-2017, 06:19 PM
Please post a shoe on your head as proof.

Please keep your weird fetishes out of this thread.

Papa
11-13-2017, 08:15 PM
nice of your boss to let you take a pic from her window

skarlorn
11-14-2017, 01:16 AM
lulz the lighting in ur office reveals you do not have a gf

Lammy
11-14-2017, 08:46 AM
no windows here :(

https://i.imgur.com/cSsv0on.jpg

Mead
11-14-2017, 09:03 AM
no windows here :(

https://i.imgur.com/cSsv0on.jpg

I love casting couch

Dolalin
11-14-2017, 09:09 AM
Almost as good as the view from 200 West. Almost.

Lhancelot
11-14-2017, 09:53 AM
I love casting couch

Is that a video camera with a remote for zooming in/out? :eek:

Mead
11-14-2017, 10:07 AM
Is that a video camera with a remote for zooming in/out? :eek:

That looks like a cell phone and his sex camera to me

Zade
11-14-2017, 10:29 AM
fu#cking (((bundle of sticks)))-ot

yikes

Lhancelot
11-14-2017, 10:30 AM
That looks like a cell phone and his sex camera to me

https://i.imgur.com/P3rcps0.gif

Comoc1
11-14-2017, 10:33 AM
https://i.imgur.com/BiUi1hP.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Mf9Hjyt.jpg

Nice D-20’s behind the laptop. Definitely in the basement playing D&D on break.

Lulz~Sect
11-14-2017, 11:24 AM
*sips coffee, looks out corner office window, stretches feet on desk* clicks Post Quick Reply

https://i.imgur.com/3ahLn.gif

mickmoranis
11-14-2017, 11:39 AM
https://i.imgur.com/BiUi1hP.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Mf9Hjyt.jpg

haha nice pics, looks like op works in basement and got to deliver some mail to someone with a window. Congrats.

mcoy
11-14-2017, 12:20 PM
haha nice pics, looks like op works in basement and got to deliver some mail to someone with a window. Congrats.

You can see a reflection of the window on the pumpkin...

Like was previously mentioned, I chose an office away from the windows as those get way too warm in the afternoon with the sun pouring in. Facilities said they'd put up IR film ~ 4 yrs ago...

-Mcoy

mickmoranis
11-14-2017, 12:29 PM
You can see a reflection of the window on the pumpkin...

Like was previously mentioned, I chose an office away from the windows as those get way too warm in the afternoon with the sun pouring in. Facilities said they'd put up IR film ~ 4 yrs ago...

-Mcoy

i think that is the reflection of the lcd screen for the printer that OP could consider his closest 'friend' at the office.

indiscriminate_hater
11-14-2017, 12:35 PM
Oh nice looks like the boss called you up to fix his internet

mickmoranis
11-14-2017, 01:22 PM
Oh nice looks like the boss called you up to fix his internet

I mean on one hand its great he has a boss, that puts him leagues ahead of the average p99er but still it's a little sad.

Sadiki
11-14-2017, 03:13 PM
I chose an office away from the windows as those get way too warm in the afternoon with the sun pouring in. Facilities said they'd put up IR film ~ 4 yrs ago...
I got a window office and it was okay.. then I figured out that throughout the course of the year, the sun would slowly round the corner and beam right into my face. My desk slowly moved towards the door over the next few months, before resetting and starting all over.

People thought I was weird. I knew I should have stuck to my cave dwelling instincts.

BallzDeep
11-14-2017, 05:31 PM
Lenovo lol

Zade
11-14-2017, 05:47 PM
Lenovo lol


China thanks his company for their data contributions

Shinko
11-14-2017, 10:41 PM
https://i.imgur.com/BiUi1hP.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Mf9Hjyt.jpg

the best thing in your post is the overlord sig

Troxx
11-15-2017, 03:02 AM
Why is this not in offtopic?

derpcake
11-15-2017, 04:51 AM
only ballers get two phones and a huge printer in their corner office with walls that look like they haven't been painted in 30 years

good job lulz

Lulz~Sect
11-15-2017, 11:55 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Tn4N6A2.png

kjs86z
11-15-2017, 01:49 PM
Basement dweller got to go up to the big boys for a few.

Jimjam
11-15-2017, 05:44 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Tn4N6A2.png

Mad as hell that Manasana hasn't uploaded pictures of his badass mobile p99 truck!

sereal
11-15-2017, 08:29 PM
damn only one monitor, no vesa mount and ancient b&w cisco handsets.

shoutouts to thinkpads though, some companies still get it.

nhdjoseywales
11-15-2017, 10:30 PM
My window view is meh but i have some parks nearby so i slip off and smoke cigars next to a lake.

hyejin
11-15-2017, 10:38 PM
if it were a panoramic window in a beautiful room the view shot would be taken about 10 paces back :)

nice shoes :)

Diogene
11-16-2017, 06:48 AM
<a href="http://fr.tinypic.com?ref=6duys4" target="_blank"><img src="http://i65.tinypic.com/6duys4.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

Mead
11-16-2017, 06:58 AM
<a href="http://fr.tinypic.com?ref=6duys4" target="_blank"><img src="http://i65.tinypic.com/6duys4.jpg" border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"></a>

vnj

heyokah
11-16-2017, 12:34 PM
All the posts lulz starts are cringey look how goog I am doing guys. Stay strong through the holidays bro.

Lulz~Sect
11-16-2017, 02:28 PM
https://i.imgur.com/rqLpnI3.png

skarlorn
11-16-2017, 03:31 PM
don't be mad that he is right, lulz~sect

Lulz~Sect
11-16-2017, 03:56 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zPO2ukk.jpg

derpcake
11-16-2017, 05:07 PM
lulz is beyond help

moving back home didn't help, nothing will

god bless

Raavak
11-16-2017, 05:14 PM
https://i.imgur.com/abxeQSw.jpg

Dreenk317
11-16-2017, 05:20 PM
I just think it's funny he uses the matrix screensaver. Funniest thing in those pics.

Lulz~Sect
11-16-2017, 05:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DhRdVqa.gif

sereal
11-16-2017, 08:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/abxeQSw.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/DhRdVqa.gif

Lets be real here, out of these two pictures which fits the stereotype of someone who spends a unhealthy amount of time chasing pixels?

Lulz~Sect
11-16-2017, 09:12 PM
https://i.imgur.com/kXyo97A.jpg

Zade
11-16-2017, 10:08 PM
Guys, please leave Luls alone. He's at a real fragile stage in life and we need to be supportive and positive to help our resident virgin miscreant. Just smile, post positive juju and move on to a new thread.

Keep on keepin' on my friend. We love you.

skarlorn
11-17-2017, 12:36 AM
Guys, please leave Luls alone. He's at a real fragile stage in life and we need to be supportive and positive to help our resident virgin miscreant. Just smile, post positive juju and move on to a new thread.

Keep on keepin' on my friend. We love you.
:)

Jimjam
11-17-2017, 03:29 AM
wait a second

who exactly is mad in this thread?

The need to claim/brag about what to some posters may seem mundane achievements (working in an office, wearing pointy shoes, needing less sleep than a girlfriend), alongside a tendency to project feelings of mad, bad and sadness suggests a fragile, external locus of self esteem and need for validation, coupled with a sense of vulnerability.

As such, I agree with Zade, we should be supportive to our little Hentai elf and be happy that Lulz is finding niches in which help him form a positive self image.

To Lulz I say: congratulations on your recent life successes, but putting other people down only raises yourself in an ordinal sense. Self advancement isn't a zero sum game, and does not need to come at the expense of others. Focus on the positives and keep up with your social hobbies. Enjoy those secret hip hop parties of yours!

Lhancelot
11-17-2017, 09:43 AM
The need to claim/brag about what to some posters may seem mundane achievements (working in an office, wearing pointy shoes, needing less sleep than a girlfriend), alongside a tendency to project feelings of mad, bad and sadness suggests a fragile, external locus of self esteem and need for validation, coupled with a sense of vulnerability.

As such, I agree with Zade, we should be supportive to our little Hentai elf and be happy that Lulz is finding niches in which help him form a positive self image.

To Lulz I say: congratulations on your recent life successes, but putting other people down only raises yourself in an ordinal sense. Self advancement isn't a zero sum game, and does not need to come at the expense of others. Focus on the positives and keep up with your social hobbies. Enjoy those secret hip hop parties of yours!

I kow we all like to troll and "bully" eachother at times, but you know what there is some truth to what Jimjam says here. I even agree with the sentiment of Pokesan's fake "bully" narrative to a degree, I just wish he had applied it to an actual bullied person. So much wasted emotion on such an unworthy elf. :D

I also think anyone can be at a fragile point in life so I try to remain empathetic enough to know when to let off the throttle so-to-speak when I see someone is face down in the dirt, struggling to get up.

I too like Lulz, and although his RL posts make me uncomfortable at times there are some funny inadvertant elements to them which is they actually plant seeds of enragement in some people's minds for some reason. I just accept him and his RL boast-posts for their good and bad.

bspa0700
11-17-2017, 09:50 AM
As someone who works in Manhattan as well:

* OP is super proud of the perks his company can provide, but CLEARLY he has no impact on its actual earnings. People who make an impact don't wear jeans and trash shoes.

* That's a cubicle

* I too can google pics taken from the FiDi

* Most of the most prestigious firms have moved to Midtown East -years- ago. FiDi is rampant with condos now.

Oh and by the way, all the things this post is bragging on which are not true for you, actually are true for me. Enjoy posting your gif in reply.

Lulz~Sect
11-17-2017, 10:16 AM
https://i.imgur.com/9blaq72.jpg

hyejin
11-17-2017, 12:31 PM
As someone who works in Manhattan as well:

* OP is super proud of the perks his company can provide, but CLEARLY he has no impact on its actual earnings. People who make an impact don't wear jeans and trash shoes.

* That's a cubicle

* I too can google pics taken from the FiDi

* Most of the most prestigious firms have moved to Midtown East -years- ago. FiDi is rampant with condos now.

Oh and by the way, all the things this post is bragging on which are not true for you, actually are true for me. Enjoy posting your gif in reply.

i peep em flexin from the middle tier

skarlorn
11-17-2017, 01:22 PM
I hope you have a stable, fruitful day and that your bosses are pleased with your work, Lulz!


The need to claim/brag about what to some posters may seem mundane achievements (working in an office, wearing pointy shoes, needing less sleep than a girlfriend), alongside a tendency to project feelings of mad, bad and sadness suggests a fragile, external locus of self esteem and need for validation, coupled with a sense of vulnerability.

As such, I agree with Zade, we should be supportive to our little Hentai elf and be happy that Lulz is finding niches in which help him form a positive self image.

To Lulz I say: congratulations on your recent life successes, but putting other people down only raises yourself in an ordinal sense. Self advancement isn't a zero sum game, and does not need to come at the expense of others. Focus on the positives and keep up with your social hobbies. Enjoy those secret hip hop parties of yours!

Jimjam droppin the HEAT

Raavak
11-17-2017, 01:55 PM
I actually have a really nice office in a historic building downtown. But the only thing I do there is hang up my coat. Course, that's probably why its not like Milton's desk at my main gig.

Lulz~Sect
11-17-2017, 02:20 PM
😊

HippoNipple
11-17-2017, 02:36 PM
Jesus, Lulz should have been trolling blue a long time ago, much easier than red.

Lulz~Sect
11-17-2017, 02:48 PM
Probably because most red players already have super model girlfriends, 6+ figure incomes, penthouse apartments, mountain villas, Lamborghinis', etc.

(sorry blue players)

MiRo2
11-17-2017, 03:12 PM
Probably because most red players already have Luclin model female druids, 6+ necklaces, north freeport apartments, rathe mountain villas, jboots, etc.

(sorry blue players)

1 : Increase Attack Speed by 58%
2 : Increase AGI by 40
3 : Increase DEX by 25
4 : Increase ATK by 20
Mana 275 Skill Alteration
Casting Time 6.00 Recast Time 16.00
Fizzle Time 2.25 Resist Unresistable
Range 100 Target Type Single
Spell Type Beneficial Duration 42 minutes
Cast on You You experience visions of grandeur.
Cast on Other Someone experiences visions of grandeur.
Wears Off Your visions fade.

sereal
11-17-2017, 03:16 PM
Probably because most red players already have super model girlfriends, 6+ figure incomes, penthouse apartments, mountain villas, Lamborghinis', etc.

(sorry blue players)

In the context of red 'most' is like 2 people.

Lulz~Sect
11-17-2017, 03:22 PM
https://i.imgur.com/LTMCYIx.gif

Lulz~Sect
11-21-2017, 11:18 AM
sips coffee #2

Ella`Ella
11-21-2017, 12:08 PM
WB lulz!!

This was my old office's view. Now I got nothing special :/ some shitty building and a bunch of trees.

https://i.imgur.com/rl1LqTq.jpg

Ewwww, is this from the South End on Mass Ave?

I hated that god damn mural on Hancock building. Glad it's gone.

Lulz~Sect
11-21-2017, 12:15 PM
https://i.imgur.com/OiybsNH.jpg

Ella`Ella
11-21-2017, 12:30 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ILBEiLLh.jpg

Is this what you were goin' for, Lulz? You can borrow my office - I'm never here anyways.

Lulz~Sect
11-21-2017, 12:47 PM
Bonus points for original Microsoft optical mouse!

mickmoranis
11-21-2017, 02:13 PM
Ella is the king as far as I am concerned.

hyejin
11-21-2017, 02:30 PM
my office has a better view and i bet the master bath is way nicer too ^^

Lhancelot
11-21-2017, 02:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ILBEiLLh.jpg

Is this what you were goin' for, Lulz? You can borrow my office - I'm never here anyways.

Nice view, better than Lulz. We need all the office folk to submit feet on desks, with views!

***Couldn't help but notice a fork on the desk.

Jimjam
11-21-2017, 02:48 PM
Post it notes with characters names on toes for veracity.

Lulz~Sect
11-21-2017, 02:51 PM
I'll admit Ella's view is 20 stories nice but not 75 Manhattan stories nice scoffs

Lulz~Sect
11-21-2017, 04:27 PM
nothin personnel kid

https://i.imgur.com/FjtAtZI.jpg

Lulz~Sect
12-01-2017, 10:15 AM
*sips coffee*

Jimjam
12-01-2017, 10:20 AM
https://i.imgur.com/FjtAtZI.jpg

*slurps chai latte*

*you hear gentle thrumthrumthrum of helichopter blades*

*not really, but this is an okay view as far as the urban goes*

*I don't even have a chai latte*

Lulz~Sect
12-01-2017, 10:32 AM
chortled

maskedmelon
12-01-2017, 02:03 PM
*sips spearmint tea soy latte*

*looks around casually*