View Full Version : the difference between MY Saturday and YOUR Saturday
Lulz~Sect
11-18-2017, 05:22 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eQt7xyJ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sU3hnQ1.jpg
(i own 50 acres of that forest behind me)
checkmate
Ravager
11-18-2017, 05:28 PM
Aaaaaaannnnnndddd.... you're still on your computer trying to impress internet strangers...
Lulz~Sect
11-18-2017, 05:28 PM
+1 mad
Ravager
11-18-2017, 05:32 PM
Says the guy f5ing his own thread to pounce on the first reply the minute it happens.
Lulz~Sect
11-18-2017, 05:38 PM
i'm not mad
(i am insta responding posting to let you know how mad I'm not)
(lol)
Pokesan
11-18-2017, 05:45 PM
grats u own a bog
Pokesan
11-18-2017, 05:49 PM
wish id said 'innocelle swamp'
Lhancelot
11-18-2017, 05:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eQt7xyJ.jpg
Is that cap a WW2 German WH Elite Officer M43 Panzer Wool Field Cap?
https://i.imgur.com/2NMpQvk.jpg
Can I come hunting on your land?
Mistle
11-18-2017, 06:26 PM
Jesus what a douchebag.
skarlorn
11-18-2017, 06:32 PM
Whats the plan with ur land or u just gonna bleed taxes on it
katrik
11-18-2017, 06:58 PM
I’m on the couch recovering from bronchitis & watchig my GA dawgs. ROOFROOFROOF.
Lulz~Sect
11-18-2017, 07:03 PM
Can I come hunting on your land?
only if you bring new york state craft beer adn your own GF
she must not have gross tattoos all over her body thx
only if you bring new york state craft beer adn your own GF
she must not have gross tattoos all over her body thx
I want to go hunting on your land not have a drug fueled orgy
ErlickBachman
11-18-2017, 07:29 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eQt7xyJ.jpg
(i own 50 acres of that forest behind me)
I'm sure by saying, "I own," you really mean, "my parents own."
Lulz~Sect
11-18-2017, 07:45 PM
I'm sure by saying, "I'M MAD," I really mean, "IM VERY UPSET."
indiscriminate_hater
11-18-2017, 08:41 PM
gross, stick with west coast beer
Stormfists
11-18-2017, 09:03 PM
Who wins
Fat guy in a field...
or,
Pixelated mmo wolfy bois...
Halox
11-18-2017, 09:40 PM
Can I come hunting on your land?
Beat me to it!
Pokesan
11-18-2017, 09:43 PM
let's have a manlet hunt
Pokesan
11-18-2017, 09:48 PM
manlet: the most bald game
You must have some tree trunk sized legs under those baggy ass jeans
Spyder73
11-18-2017, 11:39 PM
wish id said 'innocelle swamp'
(((Incel Bog)))
Seek mental help Lulz - Praying for you bubs
sereal
11-19-2017, 01:01 AM
I'm a little confused by all of OP's recent posts. Is he upset by his life?
If picture was OP's house on fire I would understand why in rants and flames but these seem like nice things in OP's life we all have or are working to get.
Don't be upset by these things Lulz~Sect, your life seems very nice. Not everyone is so lucky!!
Jimjam
11-19-2017, 02:32 AM
Whats the plan with ur land or u just gonna bleed taxes on it
I'd throw a caravan on it; nice little kitchen and other welfare facilities for visits.
Last summer we bought an old van in England for about 1k and pulled it to Greece to keep on an island plot. The best part is if we want to get rid of it, it is worth about 4 times as much there!
We make the drive every 10 months or so, taking a different route and time of year each time. I highly recommend driving through Europe, it's hard to go wrong! This year we went through the Swiss Alps in Autumn. Spectacular foliage!
Glad to see Lulz is working so hard, and taking time to enjoy the world too. Work/life balance can be hard to strike right. That GF is a lucky one. Don't forget christmas is coming soon, buy the gal some jimjams; no one should be sleeping naked in the winter, even with modern heating!
Lulz~Sect
11-19-2017, 12:55 PM
*sips coffee, throws another log into the fireplace, sits on couch, smiles & clicks submit reply*
https://i.imgur.com/3ahLn.gif
heyokah
11-19-2017, 01:22 PM
I own 203 acres of woodland/farmland. Do I win?
Lhancelot
11-19-2017, 01:22 PM
I'm a little confused by all of OP's recent posts.
Lulz respects our opinions of him, so he shows his RL accomplishments to us, nothing to be confused about! He adds a sprinkle of troll to his posts just to create some forum drama and there's nothing wrong with that.
I have come to understand him better now, and although it's not my style I can respect him for being him, even if it can come across as cringey or smug at times. These elements actually draw jealousy, and anytime I see actual RL anger erupting out of forum nerds it's a plus in my book.
GG Lulz, keep it up. :D
heyokah
11-19-2017, 01:23 PM
No, I lose for posting here =\
I have to admit I was slow to realize this isn’t a joke
Triiz
11-19-2017, 01:49 PM
I have to admit I was slow to realize this isn’t a joke
This is what I thought like 5 "look guys!' threads ago.
Lojik
11-19-2017, 02:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eQt7xyJ.jpg
Is that Kithicor?
Robbintha Hood
11-19-2017, 03:27 PM
Lulz respects our opinions of him, so he shows his RL accomplishments to us...even if it can come across as cringey or smug at times.
There's no "can" about it. Lulz is a cringey smug asshole. All he is proving is he has no redeemable qualities as a human being and uses his so-called wealth to extirpate any respect that anyone would have for him. Just sayin'.
Lulz~Sect
11-19-2017, 03:47 PM
There's no "can" about it. Lulz is a cringey smug asshole. All he is proving is he has no redeemable qualities as a human being and uses his so-called wealth to extirpate any respect that anyone would have for him. Just sayin'.
https://i.imgur.com/zPO2ukk.jpg
radda
11-19-2017, 04:08 PM
lol. your father owns that land. or grandfather
Jimjam
11-19-2017, 04:35 PM
Well, Saturday is over.
What does everyone's Sunday look like?
I found a dead whale on the beach (baby... or maybe like a porpoise?). It's skull was open and it's brain missing.
https://i.imgur.com/u3H3gyC.jpg
In a bit I'll go trespass on somebody's property and get my mom to take a picture of me
CroMattix
11-19-2017, 05:27 PM
i forget which anime is that in your sig lulz
Robbintha Hood
11-19-2017, 05:29 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zPO2ukk.jpg
Love your self-portrait. Please make more.
Lulz~Sect
11-19-2017, 05:53 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zPO2ukk.jpg
sereal
11-19-2017, 06:47 PM
Lulz respects our opinions of him, so he shows his RL accomplishments to us, nothing to be confused about! He adds a sprinkle of troll to his posts just to create some forum drama and there's nothing wrong with that.
I have come to understand him better now, and although it's not my style I can respect him for being him, even if it can come across as cringey or smug at times. These elements actually draw jealousy, and anytime I see actual RL anger erupting out of forum nerds it's a plus in my book.
GG Lulz, keep it up. :D
Why post in the Rants and Flames?? Is he upset about this? I feel it something to be proud of nothing to be ashamed or mad about!
Lulz~Sect please don't be upset these are good accomplishments!
Lhancelot
11-19-2017, 06:53 PM
Why post in the Rants and Flames?? Is he upset about this? I feel it something to be proud of nothing to be ashamed or mad about!
Lulz~Sect please don't be upset these are good accomplishments!
I see your point but the truth of the matter is if you want to get people's honest opinions you got to post here RnF.
Comoc1
11-19-2017, 09:25 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eQt7xyJ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sU3hnQ1.jpg
(i own 50 acres of that forest behind me)
checkmate
Have you done anything selfless as of late? Have you done anything to help anyone less fortunate than you? Have you given with no expectation of receiving anything in return?
I see these posts from you and see that you are seeking some type validation of the life you are leading. The office you work is not yours and the land you are standing on will be the ground you’re buried in when you die.
Wisdom and charity are the only way to achieve the validation you seek, and that validation won’t be with strangers on the internet. I really hope you find what it is you are looking for.
Cecily
11-19-2017, 09:28 PM
Have you done anything selfless as of late? Have you done anything to help anyone less fortunate than you? Have you given with no expectation of receiving anything in return?
I see these posts from you and see that you are seeking some type validation of the life you are leading. The office you work is not yours and the land you are standing on will be the ground you’re buried in when you die.
Wisdom and charity are the only way to achieve the validation you seek, and that validation won’t be with strangers on the internet. I really hope you find what it is you are looking for.
Oh oh. Do me next.
Shrubwise
11-19-2017, 10:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eQt7xyJ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sU3hnQ1.jpg
(i own 50 acres of that forest behind me)
checkmate
https://i.imgur.com/FOwZ77O.gif
Lhancelot
11-19-2017, 11:28 PM
In a bit I'll go trespass on somebody's property and get my mom :D:Dto take a picture of me
How did I miss this? :D
AzzarTheGod
11-20-2017, 01:33 AM
I’m on the couch recovering from bronchitis & watchig my GA dawgs. ROOFROOFROOF.
damn bb they really beat that throat up huh
Lammy
11-20-2017, 09:48 AM
why don't you peel off a few bucks and get your pants hemmed
maskedmelon
11-20-2017, 10:07 AM
Well, Saturday is over.
What does everyone's Sunday look like?
I found a dead whale on the beach (baby... or maybe like a porpoise?). It's skull was open and it's brain missing.
https://i.imgur.com/u3H3gyC.jpg
Incidentally, i encountered no aquatic mammalian carcasses this weekend, but beiges have i any photographs to share :c
i did pay a visit to costco though to purchase some peppermint chocolate disks and ulta to sample fragrances.
maskedmelon
11-20-2017, 10:09 AM
hmm, "beiges" = "neither."
Lhancelot
11-20-2017, 11:42 AM
Incidentally, i encountered no aquatic mammalian carcasses this weekend, but beiges have i any photographs to share :c
i did pay a visit to costco though to purchase some peppermint chocolate disks and ulta to sample fragrances.
Was it shot by a firearm, bitten by an animal, or surgically removed by aliens? How was this creatures brain removed? This is troubling...
Troxx
11-20-2017, 12:38 PM
Whale on whale cannibalism
(it's a whale - not a dolphin)
Troxx
11-20-2017, 12:39 PM
baby beluga in the deep blue sea ...
Jimjam
11-20-2017, 02:13 PM
I contacted the Cetacean Strandings Investigation Programme, but they didn't really have much clue based on description or pictures.
They suggest it was a harbour porpoise (apparently they make a nearly daily sacrifice to keep the land walkers appeased, at 300 UK strandings per year) but remarked it was looking thin.
CSIP postulated the brain was eaten out by scavengers.
I tentatively imagine the lil shamu may have Brain Bite (http://wiki.project1999.com/Brain_Bite_(Evil)) itself one time too many times and crossed the thin red line between life and death.
Jimjam
11-20-2017, 02:36 PM
@MM surely the second trip was superfluos! What fragrance could possibly be better than peppermint chocco!?
AzzarTheGod
11-20-2017, 06:38 PM
i did pay a visit to costco though to purchase some peppermint chocolate disks and ulta to sample fragrances.
fragrances are nasty artificial allergens pls go
fan D
11-20-2017, 10:15 PM
mods deletin posts to protect lulz
sad
hyejin
11-20-2017, 10:46 PM
fragrances are nasty artificial allergens pls go
when you're meatless and powered by soy and exogenous hydrophobic signalers these toxic irritants fast go into the bin. (^______________^)v
Elrood
11-21-2017, 12:02 AM
Your pants are very baggy
Pheer
11-21-2017, 12:16 PM
lulz sect' s whole internet persona and style of forum trolling gives me flashes of nostalgia. it's like being 13 again reading post after post by those kids that spent more time refreshing the forums for the game they play rather than actually playing the game itself. people still falling for it is kind of sad but at least it increases my immersion. classic as fuck.
Lulz~Sect
11-21-2017, 12:23 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hHYqQoO_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium
mattydef
11-21-2017, 01:47 PM
Sad thing is, I'm probably paying more for a small apartment in the Bay Area with with a 12x6 balcony.
Shrubwise
11-21-2017, 04:36 PM
Sad thing is, I'm probably paying more for a small apartment in the Bay Area with with a 12x6 balcony.
I can guarantee you, you are.
Signed,
A fellow bay area resident.
Tenderizer
11-21-2017, 04:51 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eQt7xyJ.jpg
(i own 50 acres of that forest behind me)
checkmate
Looks like a good chunk is considered wetland and then theres the buffer zone around it that is resource protected, . Local government has more control over that swamp and your house than you. Making this guy the 50 acre cuck of the year.
Lhancelot
11-21-2017, 04:54 PM
Looks like a good chunk is considered wetland and then theres the buffer zone around it that is resource protected, . Local government has more control over that swamp and your house than you. Making this guy the 50 acre cuck of the year.
Don't show your envy so readily. :(
Tenderizer
11-21-2017, 05:02 PM
Says the guy that more than likely is beneath me and every aspect of life. <3 scrubs.
Spyder73
11-21-2017, 05:05 PM
.
Jimjam
11-21-2017, 05:16 PM
Looks like a good chunk is considered wetland and then theres the buffer zone around it that is resource protected, . Local government has more control over that swamp and your house than you. Making this guy the 50 acre cuck of the year.
You've actually highlighted the benefit of owning such land; you know the neighbouring land isn't gonna suffer shitty developments for the same reasons, ergo your own stretch of land retains its own character.
Tenderizer
11-21-2017, 05:24 PM
You've actually highlighted the benefit of owning such land; you know the neighbouring land isn't gonna suffer shitty developments for the same reasons, ergo your own stretch of land retains its own character.
One good point but it still doesn't overshadow the fact its a cuckold picture with a huge smile. I expect more from this forum, weak post.
Lulz~Sect
11-21-2017, 05:38 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hWfismm.gif
Jimjam
11-21-2017, 05:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/vTZKHdE.jpg
Lhancelot
11-21-2017, 06:46 PM
Wrong way to look at it, narcissistic almost.
Says the guy that more than likely is beneath me and every aspect of life. <3 scrubs.
https://i.imgur.com/9Bv3Qsg.gif
Champion_Standing
11-21-2017, 10:13 PM
Nice forest
Spyder73
11-22-2017, 12:09 PM
.
Lulz~Sect
11-22-2017, 12:12 PM
😍😚
Raavak
11-22-2017, 12:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/kHUAFSu.jpg
Spyder73
11-22-2017, 12:37 PM
.
Tenderizer
11-22-2017, 01:08 PM
not impressed, bush did 9/11
Spyder73
11-22-2017, 01:28 PM
not impressed, bush did 9/11
Bush did Lulz~Cuck...?....Signs point to yes
Lhancelot
11-22-2017, 02:16 PM
Bush did Lulz~Cuck...?....Signs point to yes
Spyder, are you Xaanka?
Jimjam
11-22-2017, 02:16 PM
@Raavak: whats the story to jeans and sword mcgee on the left?
Lulz~Sect
11-22-2017, 02:24 PM
Xaanka did have quite the crush on me
interesting theory
Lhancelot
11-22-2017, 02:33 PM
Xaanka did have quite the crush on me
interesting theory
https://i.imgur.com/3HtheyX.gif
Tenderizer
11-22-2017, 02:35 PM
Xaanka did have quite the crush on me
interesting theory
come on, stay on topic. nobody cares about the bromance we want more silly delusions of grandeur.
Pokesan
11-22-2017, 02:39 PM
press 1 if u saw xaanka's butthole
Lhancelot
11-22-2017, 02:48 PM
Just saying Xaanka's frenetic/hyperfast style of art and insanity reminds me of Spyder sometimes. :D
Spyder73
11-22-2017, 03:09 PM
Not Xannka - I may have to revisit my posting decisions if I am being confused with that lunatic. Work is super slow so I am just hitting the MS paint harder than normal this week
Jimjam
11-22-2017, 03:16 PM
Well, Xannka is currently on ignore, you aren't.
Lhancelot
11-22-2017, 03:22 PM
Not Xannka - I may have to revisit my posting decisions if I am being confused with that lunatic. Work is super slow so I am just hitting the MS paint harder than normal this week
Oh no, don't stop! Just. Be wary of your creative forces. I think you and MS paint get into trouble sometimes when you mingle. I find it entertaining pretty sure others appreciate it too.
I just thought there was a similar pattern of activity is all, sometimes Xaanka reminded me of a manic episode being expressed through art and your last masterpiece that got you BanHammered reminded me of some of the old Xaanka pieces.
fastboy21
11-22-2017, 03:40 PM
I don't understand...are you bragging about going outside?
Lulz~Sect
11-22-2017, 03:42 PM
yes
skarlorn
11-22-2017, 04:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/mqxGWVp.jpg
Jimjam
11-22-2017, 04:41 PM
I don't understand...are you bragging about going outside?
See the bees beefore they beegone!
http://www.rathergood.com/giantbee/
Tenderizer
11-22-2017, 06:51 PM
you guys circle jerk too much, forums turned all friendly. you guys spend too much time together to really make these interesting anymore:-/
Lhancelot
11-22-2017, 07:03 PM
you guys circle jerk too much, forums turned all friendly. you guys spend too much time together to really make these interesting anymore:-/
For there to be rage there must be calm. Naturally RnF is not always raging, that's impossible.
AzzarTheGod
11-22-2017, 07:04 PM
u get the bag n fumble it
i get the bag n flip it in tumble it
hyejin
11-22-2017, 08:43 PM
you guys circle jerk too much, forums turned all friendly. you guys spend too much time together to really make these interesting anymore:-/
I have trouble whipping up the same rage frenzy via dictation. :( I still do okay smut though!
skarlorn
11-22-2017, 09:34 PM
You call it a circlejerk. I call it the Society of Retarded Forum Posters enjoying victory after conquering the p99 elf boards.
check mate
Lulz~Sect
11-22-2017, 10:19 PM
DING
Jimjam
11-25-2017, 10:55 AM
Working on a Coffee stand earlier today that raises money for the local homeless.
Had a woman come up to me today to buy a coffee. Got chatting, turned out she was previously a user of the services provided by the charity. She's now got her life on track, is housed, employed and has a family.
Such feels.
I forgot to ask if she had an iPhone though.
Gonna head back to the stand later; Christmas lights turn on tonight so there should be a bit of a crowd to keep topped up with hot drinks!
Hope y'all having great Saturday funs :)
Shrubwise
11-25-2017, 12:28 PM
Working on a Coffee stand earlier today that raises money for the local homeless.
Had a woman come up to me today to buy a coffee. Got chatting, turned out she was previously a user of the services provided by the charity. She's now got her life on track, is housed, employed and has a family.
Such feels.
I forgot to ask if she had an iPhone though.
Gonna head back to the stand later; Christmas lights turn on tonight so there should be a bit of a crowd to keep topped up with hot drinks!
Hope y'all having great Saturday funs :)
Praise it!
skarlorn
11-25-2017, 03:21 PM
Jimjam local hero
Lulz~Sect
11-26-2017, 04:20 PM
well aw shucks i love a happy ending A+
augusta
11-27-2017, 03:50 AM
You own 50 acres yet dress like you shop at the buckle circa 2006? Lose the cap and buy some pants that fit, at never seen a gentleman so well to do in such scrubby digs and Ill-fitting Blazer. I call
augusta
11-27-2017, 03:52 AM
B's.... Basement dweller
Zal22
11-27-2017, 05:45 AM
The cap is because bald.
OP makes troll post then claims everyone is mad.
People either mock or feel sorry for him.
OP makes another post.
Lhancelot
11-27-2017, 08:06 AM
The cap is because bald.
OP makes troll post then claims everyone is mad.
People either mock or feel sorry for him.
OP makes another post.
Who is Lulz!
joediddy
11-27-2017, 08:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/eQt7xyJ.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/sU3hnQ1.jpg
(i own 50 acres of that forest behind me)
checkmate
you look like adam sandler joined isis
mickmoranis
11-27-2017, 08:49 PM
this is like a sektors thread but with an op that has a baby dick instead of a monster cock.
AzzarTheGod
11-27-2017, 08:50 PM
50 acres in upstate NY in the middle of nowhere is not even 20k in land
probably less
lots of guys in their 30s and 40s lose their hair because they have low T
( No exercise )
contrary to popular belief that high T is the culprit. Increased or high estrogen is actually thought to be the real culprit in genetic hairloss.
Seems true if you look at heavy lifelong steroid abusers in bodybuilding their hairlines are unaffected.
Pokesan
11-27-2017, 08:51 PM
you look like adam sandler joined isis
lol
skarlorn
11-27-2017, 08:53 PM
contrary to popular belief that high T is the culprit. Increased or high estrogen is actually thought to be the real culprit in genetic hairloss.
yet another #wokepost in the Wokeposting series featuring our Woke Poster AzzartheGod.
We are now accepting donations for educating u.
Minimum suggested donation 3 chicken mcnuggets.
AzzarTheGod
11-27-2017, 08:58 PM
Minimum suggested donation 3 chicken mcnuggets.
Oh imma need the Bundle Box.
https://i.imgur.com/fxkhZNF.png
Lhancelot
11-27-2017, 11:51 PM
this is like a sektors thread but with an op that has a baby dick instead of a monster cock.
In the beginning I honestly thought Lulz-sect and Sektor were the same guy, because I seen the similar forum names and similarity in appearance too.
It's clear to me now they different guys.
I can't comment on penis sizes I never seen either of theirs.
Eslade
12-01-2017, 10:36 AM
Lots of mad in here.
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