Alien Invasion Thought Experiment

[fash]

Imagine alien explorers with vastly superior intelligence and technology came to earth. When they visited us, they didn't realize we were intelligent animals, so they blew the shit out of us for a bit with little regard. Then when they realize what they've done, they say, "Oh shit, sorry! We didn't realize you were intelligent", and they gives us their cool technology. They make us part of the Galactic Federation, and we all get equal rights to the aliens.

That would be cool, right?

Sure, we'd be pissy that they killed us for a bit, but it worked out in the end. We're better off. We got awesome transportation tech, star ships, longer life spans, tech to feed the hungry, medicine to heal the sick, etc -- a massive improvement to quality of life.

"Fuck those aliens" or "That sucked for a bit, but thanks for the star ships, advanced medicine, and future agriculture tech"?

[Cecily]

"Fuck those aliens" or "That sucked for a bit, but thanks for the star ships, advanced medicine, and future agriculture tech"?

https://i.imgur.com/VVW5Sdf.gif

[hyejin]

I will submit the White Race to vassalhood for tech that allows a man to inhabit a body with additional appendages that are very dextrous and linked to his sensorium. nothing less than that

[Patriam1066]

This is very similar to childhood's end by Arthur c Clarke except he is a better poster than you

Thanks and God bless

[Pokesan]

Imagine an alien race born and bred to be the warrior caste of an empire. Whereas they once were nothing, centuries of physical training and enhanced by use of the white, they have grown to be the galaxy's most fearsome fighting force.

there i made a more retarded post about how good slavery is

your move OP

[Lulz~Sect]

FUCK OFF SPACE ERUDITES, WE’RE FULL

YOU CAN CRASH ON THE MOON IF YOU WANT

[skarlorn]

+1 to cecily post

+1 to patriam post

did not read OP

[Ahldagor]

Sigourney Weaver's arm pits for 400, Alex.

[AzzarTheGod]

Didn't read any posts but made note of the whales post and may double back later

o I lied I read skarlorns post the + number shape reflected off of my retinas

[Lhancelot]

Imagine alien explorers with vastly superior intelligence and technology came to earth. When they visited us, they didn't realize we were intelligent animals, so they blew the shit out of us for a bit with little regard. Then when they realize what they've done, they say, "Oh shit, sorry! We didn't realize you were intelligent", and they gives us their cool technology. They make us part of the Galactic Federation, and we all get equal rights to the aliens.

That would be cool, right?

Sure, we'd be pissy that they killed us for a bit, but it worked out in the end. We're better off. We got awesome transportation tech, star ships, longer life spans, tech to feed the hungry, medicine to heal the sick, etc -- a massive improvement to quality of life.

"Fuck those aliens" or "That sucked for a bit, but thanks for the star ships, advanced medicine, and future agriculture tech"?

I think a good alien induced culling of the human race would be a good thing. Our population is vast, and we show no signs of wanting to slow our destruction of the planet Earth.

In fact, I think the only thing that can help us at this point is some galactic intervention.

Whether that be a meteor crashing into Earth or aliens that decide to make Earth a hunting ground, I honestly feel we need outside help to make things right again on Earth.

[Raavak]

Mmmmm alien sex....

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/ddU50_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Whirled]

Need Juntsie to seek reparations for the injustices these aliens have brought forth.

[Zade]

Obviously if they had such a vastly superior intellect, they wouldn't arrive to a planet and just start blowing the shit out of it. If they were to show up and start merking the planet, its probably intentional and they wouldn't be like "oh my bad, here's a phaser".

poll is irrelevant

[mickmoranis]

This is a great plot to a great movie. Write it!

[Phenyo]

I think they are more likely to just destroy our planet to stop us shitting up the universe. They definitely wouldn't give us weaponry, it would be like giving nukes to these guys https://i.imgur.com/oZA63.jpg

[maskedmelon]

Meeting a civilization capable of interstellar travel would probably be fine. I don't see why they would spend the time and energy to come here just to destroy us. Doesn't make a lot of sense to traverse the galaxy just to drop a nuke. However breeding us for slavery is an entirely different conversation....

wouldn't surprise me one bit if 3rd world governments outright offered their people in trade for alien technology.

*coughs*north korea*coughs*

[chadtwoke]

in this scenario is jeff goldblum president of the usa?

[loramin]

99% certain this whole post is just an attempt to justify European colonialism. Hey white people did some horrible, truly atrocious things to their fellow man, but then because they had a technological advantage over those "savages", and because hundreds of years later they stop explicitly colonizing them and let them have some technology (whatever their poor colonized asses could afford), it's all good!

[JurisDictum]

99% certain this whole post is just an attempt to justify European colonialism. Hey white people did some horrible, truly atrocious things to their fellow man, but then because they had a technological advantage over those "savages", and because hundreds of years later they stop explicitly colonizing them and let them have some technology (whatever their poor colonized asses could afford), it's all good!

Yea no one at college argues that. You can find those that seem to think our anti-colonial attitude is actually holding other less-developed countries back. These people view colonialism as a necessary evil to avoid the greater destruction that happens when a society must develop without outside assistance.

In other words, neo-colonialism worse than colonialism because at least with the latter we have to take some responsibility for how things are going. We want to improve the infrastructure and long-term stability of colonies....we can give a shit about trade partners. We mostly want raw resources from these countries.

[Pokesan]

loramin is correct and if you voted option 2 without realizing it you're dumb as a brick.

[fash]

99% certain this whole post is just an attempt to justify European colonialism. Hey white people did some horrible, truly atrocious things to their fellow man, but then because they had a technological advantage over those "savages", and because hundreds of years later they stop explicitly colonizing them and let them have some technology (whatever their poor colonized asses could afford), it's all good!
Imagine an alien race born and bred to be the warrior caste of an empire. Whereas they once were nothing, centuries of physical training and enhanced by use of the white, they have grown to be the galaxy's most fearsome fighting force.

I think I see what you're saying, poke. You're saying the alien thought experiment is like what happened to the "savages" with spears, as loramin calls them. White people came in naval ships, instead of star ships, and there was a misunderstanding. White people were working out the missing link between the peoples, and when they figured things out, they said, "Hey. These guys are actually intelligent! We fucked up! We should give them equal rights."

So they gave them equal rights, citizenship, technology, intercontinental travel, etc, and those people went on to make the largest gains over some of the highest hurdles in the shortest time of any group in history. I can agree with you there, but I don't think that makes the past deeds "all good", as loramin would suggest.

there i made a more retarded post about how good slavery is

I have to disagree with you on this point, poke. Slavery is terrible. Can't believe you'd say something so problematic.

[Lhancelot]

99% certain this whole post is just an attempt to justify European colonialism. Hey white people did some horrible, truly atrocious things to their fellow man, but then because they had a technological advantage over those "savages", and because hundreds of years later they stop explicitly colonizing them and let them have some technology (whatever their poor colonized asses could afford), it's all good!

This theory assumes too much. I find it hard to believe aliens would behave as humans do if they suddenly appeared on earth.

[hyejin]

in this scenario is jeff goldblum president of the usa?

best post on the page and only one i read too

[Patriam1066]

99% certain this whole post is just an attempt to justify European colonialism. Hey white people did some horrible, truly atrocious things to their fellow man, but then because they had a technological advantage over those "savages", and because hundreds of years later they stop explicitly colonizing them and let them have some technology (whatever their poor colonized asses could afford), it's all good!

What about the Arabs, Mongols, Japanese, and ottomans?

[Pokesan]

I have to disagree with you on this point, poke. Slavery is terrible. Can't believe you'd say something so problematic.

Stewie Griffin: [To an African American] You're welcome
Guy: Excuse me?
Stewie Griffin: I'm just saying make it worth our while, we wrote a pretty big cheque for you folks.
Guy: I'd say the events that preceded it, the hundred years or so, we're even
Stewie Griffin: Yeah we gave more.

[loramin]

you are a truly disgusting excuse for a human

Hopefully the aliens would round up faggots like you to use as lab rats

Please, you were posting in the same Off-Topic thread (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=285439&page=38) where OP was posting his white superiority stuff less than two hours before he started this thread. Don't pretend there's no connection between his two posts (and his long history of similar posts).

[Pokesan]

loramin do not argue with the crackhead

[AxerJ]

<3 Pokesan

Where's iruinedyourday?

[Phenyo]

you are a truly disgusting excuse for a human

Hopefully the aliens would round up faggots like you to use as lab rats

https://i.imgur.com/tqodzuT.gif

[fash]

Please, you were posting in the same Off-Topic thread (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=285439&page=38) where OP was posting his white superiority stuff less than two hours before he started this thread.

"my white superiority stuff"? Please.. I quoted feminists who were obviously white supremacists and said their views were too much for me. I had hoped you'd have a better grasp of English.

Don't pretend there's no connection between his two posts (and his long history of similar posts).

Are my libertarian views are too spicy for ya? It's pitiful that you have to resort to slander in unrelated threads instead of addressing my actual views.

[Lhancelot]

"my white superiority stuff"? Please.. I quoted feminists who were obviously white supremacists and said their views were too much for me. I had hoped you'd have a better grasp of English.



Are my libertarian views are too spicy for ya? It's pitiful that you have to resort to slander in unrelated threads instead of addressing my actual views.


Maybe your past posts focusing on white supremacy ideologies coupled with a cartoon avatar wearing a Nazi uniform named FASH pressing the button to what appears to be a gas chamber only builds the case in his mind that you are a white supremacist?

I mean, could be a long shot, I know. Silly Loramin for drawing the dots to such a conclusion.



https://i.imgur.com/fsZy8Dw.jpg

[fash]

Maybe your past posts focusing on white supremacy ideologies coupled with a cartoon avatar wearing a Nazi uniform named FASH pressing the button to what appears to be a gas chamber only builds the case in his mind that you are a white supremacist?

I mean, could be a long shot, I know. Silly Loramin for drawing the dots to such a conclusion.

Are my libertarian views are too spicy for you too? Why do you also resort to slander in unrelated threads instead of addressing my actual views? I expect more than slander and olympic mental gymnastics in the p99 off-topic sub-forum.

My past posts focus solely on libertarianism. I'm black and jewish. I don't support white supreeemacy and can't be racist by definition.

Regarding my FASHionable avatar, are you admitting vanilla ice cream isn't superior? How dare you.

I'm feeling targeted. Lhancelot has now joined in with loramin and others in these personal attacks, turning this thread away from a civil discussion. This is starting to look like a pattern of cyberbullying.

[Lhancelot]

Are my libertarian views are too spicy for you too? Why do you also resort to slander in unrelated threads instead of addressing my actual views? I expect more than slander and olympic mental gymnastics in the p99 off-topic sub-forum.

My past posts focus solely on libertarianism. I'm black and jewish. I don't support white supreeemacy and can't be racist by definition.

Regarding my FASHionable avatar, are you admitting vanilla ice cream isn't superior? How dare you.

I'm feeling targeted. Lhancelot has now joined in with loramin and others in these personal attacks, turning this thread away from a civil discussion. This is starting to look like a pattern of cyberbullying.

Ahhh I just think it's disingeuous to call someone ignorant in their perception of you when you have created your "spicy" and edgy avatar coupled with very white supremacist themed dialogue.

I personally don't mind your posts or their content because I value other's opinions even if I may disagree or do not fully understand them.

I think your posts are interesting nonetheless. Whether they are written from a "libertarian" point of view (whatever that means) or any other title you'd like to attach to yourself, it's cool.

I honestly can't tell exactly what that avatar is I only can relate to what it appears to be to my eyes. Maybe if it was larger and I wasn't so old I could judge it more appropriately. What exactly is it, if it's not a Nazi/Neo-Nazi pressing a button to a gas chamber?

Cyber-bullying? Are you for real? Can't tell if you are serious or being facetious. :)

[fash]

Ahhh I just think it's disingeuous to call someone ignorant in their perception of you when you have created your "spicy" and edgy avatar coupled with very white supremacist themed dialogue.

Honestly, nothing I've posted is supremacist themed. Certainly nothing so egregious as melon's posts about asian supremacy...

Whether they are written from a "libertarian" point of view (whatever that means) or any other title you'd like to attach to yourself, it's cool.

lol. Funny how you can firmly state my posts are supremacist themed, yet if I clarify that my views are libertarian, it's "whatever that means".

I honestly can't tell exactly what that avatar is I only can relate to what it appears to be to my eyes.

It's vanilla, The One True Flavor, merely baking the other flavors. It's back from Bill Nye's crazy "sex junk" videos and other antics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8

[Pokesan]

guys i think the guy with a nazi hat avatar might be a nazi

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=260341&page=602

spoiler: he never got back to me

[Patriam1066]

guys i think the guy with a nazi hat avatar might be a nazi

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=260341&page=602

spoiler: he never got back to me

lol I didn't notice but that's George Soros in his avatar as well isn't it

[fash]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=260341&page=602

spoiler: he never got back to me

Oh, sorry for not getting back to you about that, Pokes.

Someone in the crowd switched up the chant. Listen for about 10-15 seconds from 7:50, https://youtu.be/C1EDAyEu6J4?t=7m51s , and you'll hear him do the switch. Not sure what this has to do with anything in this thread though. :)

[Pokesan]

Oh, sorry for not getting back to you about that, Pokes.

Someone in the crowd switched up the chant. Listen for about 10-15 seconds from 7:50, https://youtu.be/C1EDAyEu6J4?t=7m51s , and you'll hear him do the switch. Not sure what this has to do with anything in this thread though. :)

ah, so they were yelling about jews during the march AND after when they arrived at the destination(the horsey statue). this is kinda the opposite of justifying your defense of them thank you for linking it.

anyway my point is you have a history of this crap and nobody should buy your "Librarian" bullshit :)

[Lhancelot]

Honestly, nothing I've posted is supremacist themed. Certainly nothing so egregious as melon's posts about asian supremacy...



lol. Funny how you can firmly state my posts are supremacist themed, yet if I clarify that my views are libertarian, it's "whatever that means".



It's vanilla, The One True Flavor, merely baking the other flavors. It's back from Bill Nye's crazy "sex junk" videos and other antics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46h-LfNWPn8

Nice trolling dude.

[fash]

ah, so they were yelling about jews during the march AND after when they arrived at the destination(the horsey statue). this is kinda the opposite of justifying your defense of them thank you for linking it.

anyway my point is you have a history of this crap and nobody should buy your "Librarian" bullshit :)

I'm not that one guy in the video who changed the chant, so still there is no evidence that I'm

nazi

white supremacist

a socialist or white supremacist.

I've the cleanest libertarian whistle on these forums. My record remains immaculate. :)

[Pokesan]

I'm not that one guy in the video who changed the chant, so still there is no evidence that I'm





a socialist or white supremacist.

I've the cleanest libertarian whistle on these forums. My record remains immaculate. :)

i doubt anyone cares if you fit the specific details laid out in that semenal body. it's a catch-all term.

*daps avatar*

[Barkingturtle]

Give the guy a break. I, for one, love thought experiments!

Let's see, if aliens enslave my species, I believe that I'll probably be pretty pissed--regardless of the advanced technologies they may introduce to my people. Ultimately though, it's obvious that the very traits which my oppressors have bred into me will in turn destroy their own culture. My superior athleticism and aesthetic will prove irresistible to their women-folk, and after a half-dozen generations or so I imagine we humans will have diluted our alien overlords' bloodlines to the point they won't resist nor even notice as they are being conquered.

In all seriousness, though:


It's vanilla, The One True Flavor, merely baking the other flavors.

This tidily illustrates the decline of the white race, and by extension its supremacists.

The ancestors we deify, for better or worse, accomplished what they did by acting in bold, defiant self-interest. Think: Manifest Destiny. Think: Human Bondage. Imagine the immensity of their nutsacks, the unbridled audacity, the supreme confidence required of a man to deem an entire race his property. An entire continent his eminent domain.

Now fast-forward to today: you've been reduced to clever dog whistles. Fucking baking analogies! Even granted anonymity, you're forced to play these silly forum games rather than expressing your ideas directly. Rather than dominating the lesser races, you're receiving cringes on the elf-sim message-boards. If your racial identity was a penis, you'd definitely have it tucked back between your creamy-white thighs.

[Patriam1066]

Give the guy a break. I, for one, love thought experiments!

Let's see, if aliens enslave my species, I believe that I'll probably be pretty pissed--regardless of the advanced technologies they may introduce to my people. Ultimately though, it's obvious that the very traits which my oppressors have bred into me will in turn destroy their own culture. My superior athleticism and aesthetic will prove irresistible to their women-folk, and after a half-dozen generations or so I imagine we humans will have diluted our alien overlords' bloodlines to the point they won't resist nor even notice as they are being conquered.

In all seriousness, though:



This tidily illustrates the decline of the white race, and by extension its supremacists.

The ancestors we deify, for better or worse, accomplished what they did by acting in bold, defiant self-interest. Think: Manifest Destiny. Think: Human Bondage. Imagine the immensity of their nutsacks, the unbridled audacity, the supreme confidence required of a man to deem an entire race his property. An entire continent his eminent domain.

Now fast-forward to today: you've been reduced to clever dog whistles. Fucking baking analogies! Even granted anonymity, you're forced to play these silly forum games rather than expressing your ideas directly. Rather than dominating the lesser races, you're receiving cringes on the elf-sim message-boards. If your racial identity was a penis, you'd definitely have it tucked back between your creamy-white thighs.

Don't give yourself too much credit. You're an example of your people's decline as well. Iranians are the last Aryans. When we get done with Israel we'll redeem you also

[skarlorn]

We use Arabic numbers lol

[hyejin]

Don't give yourself too much credit. You're an example of your people's decline as well. Iranians are the last Aryans. When we get done with Israel we'll redeem you also

painstakingly spells *daps post* out in phonetic alphabet between puffs from a marijuana vaporizer held to her lips & operated by a supple-handed 4'11" twink

[fash]

hah. It's amusing to see my parody cartoon avatar of Bill Nye's ice cream video rustle people so severely that they'll blindly marshal arguments against me with the false premise that I'm a "nazi" "white supremacist", in spite of my history to the contrary.

Even granted anonymity, you're forced to play these silly forum games rather than expressing your ideas directly. Rather than dominating the lesser races, you're receiving cringes on the elf-sim message-boards. If your racial identity was a penis, you'd definitely have it tucked back between your creamy-white thighs.

And which ideas have I not expressed directly? "Dominating the lesser races"? You are clearly more keen on that than I am. Please expound on your theory of racial hierarchy.

You guys are such loons. :)

[Pokesan]

oh boy

https://i.imgur.com/hTPv5U3.png

insincere trolling only succeeds in a circlejerk nub. reroll with an anime name and maybe you'll gain some traction. until then, fuck off.

[Patriam1066]

hah. It's amusing to see my parody cartoon avatar of Bill Nye's ice cream video rustle people so severely that they'll blindly marshal arguments against me with the false premise that I'm a "nazi" "white supremacist", in spite of my history to the contrary.



And which ideas have I not expressed directly? "Dominating the lesser races"? You are clearly more keen on that than I am. Please expound on your theory of racial hierarchy.

You guys are such loons. :)

You're not going to Valhalla bud. Me and filbus will let you know what it's like

[fash]

guys i think the guy with a nazi hat avatar might be a nazi

reroll with an anime name and maybe you'll gain some traction. until then, fuck off.

By your logic and previous anime antifa avatar, is it safe to assume you might like anime and be in antifa? :)

[fash]

You're not going to Valhalla bud. Me and filbus will let you know what it's like

I'll inform the pagans.

[maskedmelon]

i want a do over for my response. i failed to consult the ideology I've cucked my free thought to and now regret that.

it just occurred to me that it may be possible to be hateful without being a racial supremacist and also possible to be a racial supremacist without being hateful.

i also i applaud all the responses to perceived white supremacy which consist of boasts of athleticism, genital size and sexual prowess. how could anyone possibly cling to their baseless hate mongering in the face of such intellectually demonstrative and articulated responses.

also, vanilla is delicious, but nothing compared to peppermint.

also for the record, aliens from the alpha centari nebulae are the most intelligent, best organized and hardest working of any breed. they suffer adversely though from too great of demand for comformity.

[Patriam1066]

Loramin is a cuck, end of discussion. He probably drinks soymilk machiatos while jerking off to strong independent women

Jesus christ, millennials....
what the fuck is a machiato

[Pokesan]

By your logic and previous anime antifa avatar, is it safe to assume you might like anime and be in antifa? :)

oh, you took the pony avatar as sincere?

my apologies, you're much dumber than i thought :p

[Pokesan]

poke I remember when u were decent forumposter

i remember you as a crackhead XD

[maskedmelon]

Jesus christ, millennials....
what the fuck is a machiato

omgosh, you've been missing out! dunno what a macchiato is in it own, butt a caramel macchiato is basically a large with caramel syrup drizzled on it. if you get it iced, it looks super cool with the milk in the bottom, coffee on top and caramel tentacles oozing down into the milk. its probably one of the most erotic beverages out there.

[Lhancelot]

Give the guy a break.

He is full of shit. Any reaction (negative or otherwise) from others is welcomed by him.

You don't photoshop a Bill Nye cartooned ice cream character into a cartoon scene where it's pressing the button to a gas chamber, all the while wearing a full nazi suit and hat then proclaim it as if it's in homage to Bill Nye's short video featuring Rachel Bloom's song "My Sex Junk" and vanilla ice cream. All of these details have nothing to do with vanilla ice cream, Bill Nye or Rachel Bloom's awesome song "My Sex Junk." This is sacrilege to Bill Nye and Rachel Bloom.

Honestly I am surprised this avatar is even allowed on the forums. I recall other posters with similar photoshopped art being banned from the forums for such images. I admit it's a cute cartoon, but what it represents isn't cute. By flaunting this avatar across these boards, every post he creates with this avatar stamped on them is telling every mod who sees it and allows it, "you are my cuck."

Basically dude is flaunting his disgusting personal agenda that the majority of others with any empathy would find offensive with no repercussions because he eloquently/mockingly proclaims that it's actually just a representation of vanilla ice cream and Bill Nye. Vanilla deserves better representation honestly speaking.

Smugness and arrogance drizzled like chocolate fudge on top of his vanilla liking self ought to be dealt with fairly and equally, afterall that's what he preaches so succinctly. Fash the poster has earned ascension rights and should be granted his trip expediently to the land of those who have risen immediately.

On a more serious note, vanilla is average at best there are tons of flavors recognized as far superior to vanilla. There's a reason why the word "vanilla" in the context of ice cream is used to indicate basic, normal, and run-of-the-mill average. It's just that, nothing special about it.



TL;DR

This avatar should be removed and Fash should eat a ban.

[fash]

Basically dude is flaunting his disgusting personal agenda

Please elaborate on my disgusting personal agenda. How does my libertarian view compare to Barkingturtle's sexual fantasies of his ancestors' nutsacks?

Imagine the immensity of their nutsacks, the unbridled audacity, the supreme confidence required of a man to deem an entire race his property. An entire continent his eminent domain.

Rather than dominating the lesser races, you're receiving cringes on the elf-sim message-boards. If your racial identity was a penis, you'd definitely have it tucked back between your creamy-white thighs.

Fash the poster has earned ascension rights and should be granted his trip expediently to the land of those who have risen immediately.

Are you saying I will go to Valhalla after all? Patriam and filbus will be joyed.

Fash should eat a ban.

How dare you, sir!

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[Patriam1066]

I'm shocked that the subway bomber in New York was a Bangladeshi (((Muslim))) immigrant

As a Muslim immigrant myself, can we please have an immigration policy that requires merit or at least cultural compatibility from applicants?

Thanks and God Bless. Let in Ukrainian women plz

[Pokesan]

I'm shocked that the subway bomber in New York was a Bangladeshi (((Muslim))) immigrant

As a Muslim immigrant myself, can we please have an immigration policy that requires merit or at least cultural compatibility from applicants?

Thanks and God Bless. Let in Ukrainian women plz

https://i.imgur.com/DEsTtVs.jpg