South California Wild Fires

[skarlorn]

Have you heard the news? Southern California is currently ablaze. Multi-million dollar homes are being turned to ash and the air is more toxic than ever. GOD has shown his hand and smote this land of liberals, cucks, and the jewish media oligarchy.

No doubt, this was executed by a personal agent of the President Donaldo Trumpiisima. I, a temporary resident of Los Angeles, personally saw Trump's attorney scrambling up the hill from the 405 with a golden lighter in his hand.

This is what California gets for harboring illegals.

Stay safe and if the fires reach your home, spin counter-clockwise saying our Lord's Name (Trump Daddy) three times and he will come to your home on the wings of a Patriot Missile, scoop u up, and then fly you to North Korea to kill the Communist Menace.

[JurisDictum]

Unless the insurance industry starts red flagging -- I don't see much to worry about as far as economic impact goes. It is a prime example of how finance in a capitalist system can actually work to benefit everyone.

[Lulz~Sect]

🔥

[mickmoranis]

every year in California since the beginning of recorded history, the winds from Santa Anna come blowing through the valley.

Then this year: ITS PROOF THAT CLIMATE CHANGE IS HAPPENING

[citizen1080]

Or its proof that nature is trying to run people out of California before the decides to drop it into the ocean

Would prefer the people stay there for that event.

[Pokesan]

let the desert burn

[skarlorn]

ya. the biggest fire is up in ventura county over a ridge of foothills from malibu. No one gives a fuck about that place anyway.

the vids you see off fake news networks are definitely dramatizations; shot at night, looks like the whole world is burning but it's really only 1 small section of DESERT LANDSCAPE WHERE A 10 MILLION HUMAN METROPOLIS SHOULD NOT EXIST

*moves to PNW in 10 days*

[citizen1080]

ya. the biggest fire is up in ventura county over a ridge of foothills from malibu. No one gives a fuck about that place anyway.

the vids you see off fake news networks are definitely dramatizations; shot at night, looks like the whole world is burning but it's really only 1 small section of DESERT LANDSCAPE WHERE A 10 MILLION HUMAN METROPOLIS SHOULD NOT EXIST

*moves to PNW in 10 days*

You sure you can handle it up here boyo, it's not warm =)

[hyejin]

*moves to PNW in 10 days*

where?

[skarlorn]

I don't like the cold much, Bob, nor the oppressive darkness. It will be a bitter change for my Southwestern blood, but I have survived winters in PNW before. This time I'll be back in Portland, where my siblings live, so I hope to weather the bleak winter by increasing the spiritual fire stoked only by close friends and family. I only have a 3 month lease atm so not too worried :-)

[citizen1080]

I don't like the cold much, Bob, nor the oppressive darkness. It will be a bitter change for my Southwestern blood, but I have survived winters in PNW before. This time I'll be back in Portland, where my siblings live, so I hope to weather the bleak winter by increasing the spiritual fire stoked only by close friends and family. I only have a 3 month lease atm so not too worried :-)

My condolences sir, only place worse than Portland in the PNW is Seattle. Stay strong and move away ASAP!

[Pokesan]

enjoy the ice storms filbert

[Patriam1066]

ya. the biggest fire is up in ventura county over a ridge of foothills from malibu. No one gives a fuck about that place anyway.

the vids you see off fake news networks are definitely dramatizations; shot at night, looks like the whole world is burning but it's really only 1 small section of DESERT LANDSCAPE WHERE A 10 MILLION HUMAN METROPOLIS SHOULD NOT EXIST

*moves to PNW in 10 days*

Hahahaha I lol'ed throughout

[citizen1080]

Howdy sir, things are good, titties still good, did get an upgrade though. Surprised you remember that lol.

hey bob, how's the business been? wife thinking about getting an upgrade on those titties? although the size is already pretty nice, an upgrade would look dope. then again, more than a handful is a waste.


Been praying for the folks of socal that the fire will somehow make its way north to burn all the fags in san francisco

[citizen1080]

good to hear bob, citizen1080 confirmed top 20 one of p99s most upstanding members irl

<3

[Lulz~Sect]

Howdy sir, things are good, titties still good, did get an upgrade though. Surprised you remember that lol.

i remember that too ;)

[Jimjam]

I heard 100 years ago some Australian tricked some 'merkins into taking a bunch of eucalyptus trees, but didn't mention they took 100 years to mature.

Nor did he mention that once mature they begin to fill with highly flammable chemicals.

Are these areas of California that are ablaze full of Nopeland Exploding Trees? Did you guys remember to load up on Dropbears, the natural predator of the Exploding Trees?

Why aren't Exploding Trees in Plants vz Zombros?

[hyejin]

I heard 100 years ago some Australian tricked some 'merkins into taking a bunch of eucalyptus trees, but didn't mention they took 100 years to mature.

Nor did he mention that once mature they begin to fill with highly flammable chemicals.

Are these areas of California that are ablaze full of Nopeland Exploding Trees? Did you guys remember to load up on Dropbears, the natural predator of the Exploding Trees?

Why aren't Exploding Trees in Plants vz Zombros?

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