NET NUTRALITY REPEAL CELEBRATION THREAD

[mickmoranis]

I'm a conservative, but thanks for playing.

you sound like a big time loser, no offense.

[Frieza_Prexus]

you sound like a big time loser, no offense.

Mickmoranis thought he had the best arguments, but turns out he's got nothing.

SAD!

[Raavak]

https://i.imgur.com/v8MQH9A.gif

[Patriam1066]

Now Sessions is going after legal weed

We're creating new problems, nice!

[skarlorn]

someone needs to give sessions a mild weed brownie and a really good blow job.

[Sage Truthbearer]

But...I thought the GOP was the party of "states' rights?"

[Raavak]

But...I thought the GOP was the party of "states' rights?"You are confusing the GOP with conservatism. There is a difference.

One of the first things the very first Republican president did was deny states the right to unilaterally secede from the Union.

[skarlorn]

i know ur kidding but it's not, even though that's the brand. it's a hyper federal, anti-rights party

[Raavak]

i know ur kidding but it's not, even though that's the brand. it's a hyper federal, anti-rights partyBoth parties are for rights. The debate is what rights.

[mickmoranis]

i know ur kidding but it's not, even though that's the brand. it's a hyper federal, anti-rights party

the thing is, this is how American politics work, you are no better than the other guy, so stop pretending one is better than the other.

Option A: "I am a liberal, I believe in progressive new ideas and Change!"

Reality: the DNC wants to have complete control of everything without changing anything and ignores the voice of the peope"

Option B: "I am a conservative and I believe in states rights and that the federal gov should do nothing but provide security from foreign threats."

Reality: "the GOP wants to have complete control of everything without changing anything and ignores the voice of the people"

[skarlorn]

the thing is, this is how American politics work, you are no better than the other guy, so stop pretending one is better than the other.

Option A: "I am a liberal, I believe in progressive new ideas and Change!"

Reality: the DNC wants to have complete control of everything without changing anything and ignores the voice of the peope"

Option B: "I am a conservative and I believe in states rights and that the federal gov should do nothing but provide security from foreign threats."

Reality: "the GOP wants to have complete control of everything without changing anything and ignores the voice of the people"

agreed. but the topic was GOP so i was staying relevant you fuckin weenie roaster. :)

[Raavak]

Option B: "I am a conservative and I believe in states rights and that the federal gov should do nothing but provide security from foreign threats."
Also to regulate Interstate Commerce, but that clause is so abused and lead us from a minimalist government to one with its sticky fingers into every part of our lives. I mean, we go from a government meant to handle trade disputes between states to government that forces all citizens to buy insurance.

[Patriam1066]

I love paying taxes so that 18 year olds can waste time and money in court fighting marijuana charges that can't possibly be enforced because we can't build jails fast enough

Nothing to see here everything working as intended

[mickmoranis]

Also to regulate Interstate Commerce, but that clause is so abused and lead us from a minimalist government to one with its sticky fingers into every part of our lives. I mean, we go from a government meant to handle trade disputes between states to government that forces all citizens to buy insurance.

we have law to handle commerce, no need to get federal gov involved in that shit, let states do it. Like the founders intended.

the thing is more conservatives believe in less gov oversite, while more libs believe in more.

A lib thinks, "well if you have TOO much gov, at least *some* of that gov will be doing its job right... if you have NO gov, then none of the gov is doing its job and corporations take over"

but they leave out the part where the gov works for the corporations anyway, so there is no winning with that ideology.

[JurisDictum]

George Washington was a tough dude, but probably dumb as shit by modern standards. His biggest contribution was being kind of weak and passing power to Adams rather than ruling like a monarch for his lifetime. I'm not super familiar with his military record but I assume it was good enough. As president, meh IMO.

And that's the story with most of the founders. That and guys like Jefferson, who were impressive -- but my god what a sick fuck. He is like fucking near-relatives generation after generation and runs a massive slave operation. Honestly, we should call him Lord Jefferson.

Don't get me started on that fugly ass pervert Ben. Franklin. I think he's been given enough undue credit to last all of history.

I guess Adams was ok...I mean for a self-absorb careerist WASP that failed as a parent. Probably even worse than Franklin. They both were horrible fathers that didn't follow their own advice.

And that's a snapshot of what I view these men at any given time.

[AzzarTheGod]

I love paying taxes so that 18 year olds can waste time and money in court fighting marijuana charges that can't possibly be enforced because we can't build jails fast enough

Nothing to see here everything working as intended

well ur Iranian u must feel right at home

[mickmoranis]

This is the libcucks worst nightmare story:

**tl;dr: This is part of a five step process to turn broadband data in the US into the monetization platform cable had. This is due to cord cutting. Source : multiple contacts in the industry including myself to an extent **

**Edit: Step 3 is happening way sooner than expected. [Check out the video in another reddit thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/7o30lo/anti_colorado_municipal_broadband_service/) and let me know if you notice anything interesting about the language used at the end**

Most people are missing the bigger picture here, and it's not about slowing speeds across the board.

The real goal here is to get all data under one umbrella, then impose data caps (extremely low ones), then use the repeal of Net Neutrality to push cable-like packages for things like Netflix and Twitch to have those sites avoid counting against the cap.

The push to get all mobile and otherwise non-broadband data classified as broadband is to assure that **any data you use on any device counts against a cap**.

The slow and imminent death of cable is the cause of this. The reason ISPs didn't start down this path earlier was because cord cutting wasn't nearly as prevalent five years ago, and companies still didn't have a clear cut path to monetizing the internet.

So, this is just the next step. Look for language about caps to come up after midterms, and for aggressive bills to be pushed through allowing very low data caps nationwide.

You will also see some sort of push to completely remove the possibility of start up ISPs. This will take form in an infrastructure bill severely limiting access to poles and underground junctions by new companies without direct permission from the existing ISPs that have cable on those poles.

Step 1: repealing Net Neutrality. This allows them to offer packages that don't count against a data cap.

Step 2: push to classify all data under one umbrella, so all data counts against said cap.

Step 3: eliminate the possibility of local ISP startups by making access to infrastructure either impossible, unreasonably expensive, or take far too much time for a new company to feasibly compete. Edit: To clarify, and to take from another post that I wrote before I saw the [new video trying to propagate against local startup/municipal ISPs](https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/7o30lo/anti_colorado_municipal_broadband_service/):

> As to the infrastructure side start looking for ads and bills being pushed to "focus on local safety and security" and to "improve infrastructure and roads", these are ways to pass things that don't let upstarts near the junctions, poles, and do the required splicing to actually get access to the existing network.

Step 4: implement data caps. This will be the time where aggressive shilling will take place on the form of "everyone is using so much internet we have to. You can't just let these people take your internet!"

Step 5: this is the end game that we are talking about when NN got thrown out. Majority of plans will have a 10-20 GB data plan monthly. Going over will be extremely expensive. Packages will be offered for different websites to not count against that cap. This is where you can expect to pay over 100$ a month for just internet for the same speeds you have now for unlimited access to only certain sites. Torrenting will clearly be hit extremely hard here.

[mickmoranis]

Lol it’s happening https://youtu.be/wjulAWmLmx0 Suck it losers be consumed by my corporate overlords. join or die.

[skarlorn]

Congrats dude another win for the oligarchy

[Xaanka]

George Washington was a tough dude, but probably dumb as shit by modern standards. His biggest contribution was being kind of weak and passing power to Adams rather than ruling like a monarch for his lifetime. I'm not super familiar with his military record but I assume it was good enough. As president, meh IMO.

And that's the story with most of the founders. That and guys like Jefferson, who were impressive -- but my god what a sick fuck. He is like fucking near-relatives generation after generation and runs a massive slave operation. Honestly, we should call him Lord Jefferson.

Don't get me started on that fugly ass pervert Ben. Franklin. I think he's been given enough undue credit to last all of history.

I guess Adams was ok...I mean for a self-absorb careerist WASP that failed as a parent. Probably even worse than Franklin. They both were horrible fathers that didn't follow their own advice.

And that's a snapshot of what I view these men at any given time.


those dudes were woke as hell and probably smarter than the average person today; the global IQ average since then has fallen and in the west its dropped 14 points since the victorian era.

[skarlorn]

those dudes were woke as hell and probably smarter than the average person today; the global IQ average since then has fallen and in the west its dropped 14 points since the victorian era.

[AzzarTheGod]

those dudes were woke as hell and probably smarter than the average person today; the global IQ average since then has fallen and in the west its dropped 14 points since the victorian era.

which is huge if you know anything about IQ.

IQ is a representation of the connections in the brain and how advanced they are. Its a test that examines how well various centers of your brain communicate and how well they do this. It has nothing to do with book smarts or doing advanced algebra in your head necessarily. Being book smart and knowing advanced algebra and problem solving are not being measured by this number we call IQ. It's not an SAT.

All of our brain tissue and neurochemistry (pre-full blown industrialization, assuming remotely decent breeding and genetics. I mention this because today there are countless neurotoxins and industrial processing chemicals and metals and plastics and OH BOYS that have been scientifically proven to manifest a large variety of atypical unnatural neuropsychiatric conditions that will indeed lower your IQ, flouride is acutally one of them scientifically proven to lower IQ scores just by itself without the help of a million other things) is mostly the same.

So its actually thought that the Jewish IQ average isn't because of the physical specifications of the brain, but rather the Hebrew itself. Bi-lingual versus monolingual tradition.

However, what learning a second language at a very young age does to the brain remains to be scientifically proven. But doctors are postulating based on the "connections" theory that the reason why Jews are great lawyers, doctors, masters of the written word ON AVERAGE more than any other race per capita is because of the fact that they have been bilingual for several millenniums, from what we know of them in proven uncontested history at this point.

[zodium]

which is huge if you know anything about IQ.

IQ is a representation of the connections in the brain and how advanced they are.

lmao

[jakerees]

lmao

What did you get on you 100% accurate and legit online IQ test?

[skarlorn]

I scored 157 on my IQ test and went to college at age fourteen. Now I'm a p99 forum addict and lining up to make my first million and sell a company by age thirty. Win some, you lose some.

[Ahldagor]

IQ is more based on pattern recognition. Then rhetoric comes into play.

[AzzarTheGod]

they say alcoholics can't degenerate themselves because its not about brain mass, but the connections the brain forms. so while heavy alcohol use kills gray brain matter slowly over time, the effect this has on say an Einstein is null and void.

IQ is essentially a measure of these connections.




720

[beargryllz]

I keep reading it as nut neutrality but it says net nutrality

There is plenty any given person can't nut to

[hyejin]

IQ is more based on pattern recognition. Then rhetoric comes into play.

its heuristic engine and pattern recognition are what separate the brain from a disco ball. I don't really care which smelly male with equipped suicide vest sees the prettiest lava lamp when he closes his eyes. Nature can't qualify good vs bad or what constitutes sophisticated intellectual apparatus but since I have arbitrarily declared my desire for self-preservation to be wholly legitimate, I can. IQ tests mean something and I do not want populations of low-IQ individuals physically near me.

I don't particularly have to fear being kept in a basement suspended by stump-limbs and raped daily because the pattern recognition and heuristic engine in the human brain developed systems to protect me. Civilization discounting the import of those aspects means there is less between me and a rusty knife held by swarthy hands intent upon visiting their envy by disfiguring the finest and most sacred asset a human being can possess -- pretty White face.

Although most arrive here by misfiring of their inferior empathetic apparatus and so I choose not to resent them, people who get their good-boy points by engaging in the sort of rhetoric that legitimizes the propagation of built-in stupidity in close physical proximity to me are my enemy in a direct and physical way. This is without getting into the aesthetic ramifications.

[AzzarTheGod]

its heuristic engine and pattern recognition are what separate the brain from a disco ball. I don't really care which smelly male with equipped suicide vest sees the prettiest lava lamp when he closes his eyes. Nature can't qualify good vs bad or what constitutes sophisticated intellectual apparatus but since I have arbitrarily declared my desire for self-preservation to be wholly legitimate, I can. IQ tests mean something and I do not want populations of low-IQ individuals physically near me.

I don't particularly have to fear being kept in a basement suspended by stump-limbs and raped daily because the pattern recognition and heuristic engine in the human brain developed systems to protect me. Civilization discounting the import of those aspects means there is less between me and a rusty knife held by swarthy hands intent upon visiting their envy by disfiguring the finest and most sacred asset a human being can possess -- pretty White face.

Although most arrive here by misfiring of their inferior empathetic apparatus and so I choose not to resent them, people who get their good-boy points by engaging in the sort of rhetoric that legitimizes the propagation of built-in stupidity in close physical proximity to me are my enemy in a direct and physical way. This is without getting into the aesthetic ramifications.


they call him the whale and hes got an iron fist bigger than the autocrats

u cant type w an iron fist. txt to speech makin all kind of sense

[AzzarTheGod]

So its actually thought that the Jewish IQ average isn't because of the physical specifications of the brain, but rather the Hebrew itself. Bi-lingual versus monolingual tradition.

However, what learning a second language at a very young age does to the brain remains to be scientifically proven. But doctors are postulating based on the "connections" theory that the reason why Jews are great lawyers, doctors, masters of the written word ON AVERAGE more than any other race per capita is because of the fact that they have been bilingual for several millenniums, from what we know of them in proven uncontested history at this point.


lmao 720 woke holler at me im schooling u fat cucks on the jews. should have paid more attn in your shitty taco language class

[skarlorn]

its heuristic engine and pattern recognition are what separate the brain from a disco ball. I don't really care which smelly male with equipped suicide vest sees the prettiest lava lamp when he closes his eyes. Nature can't qualify good vs bad or what constitutes sophisticated intellectual apparatus but since I have arbitrarily declared my desire for self-preservation to be wholly legitimate, I can. IQ tests mean something and I do not want populations of low-IQ individuals physically near me.

I don't particularly have to fear being kept in a basement suspended by stump-limbs and raped daily because the pattern recognition and heuristic engine in the human brain developed systems to protect me. Civilization discounting the import of those aspects means there is less between me and a rusty knife held by swarthy hands intent upon visiting their envy by disfiguring the finest and most sacred asset a human being can possess -- pretty White face.

Although most arrive here by misfiring of their inferior empathetic apparatus and so I choose not to resent them, people who get their good-boy points by engaging in the sort of rhetoric that legitimizes the propagation of built-in stupidity in close physical proximity to me are my enemy in a direct and physical way. This is without getting into the aesthetic ramifications.

Exactly.

Touching on the point of aesthetics... in my worldwide travels, I ventured severally into the interior of Australia. There I found the least aesthetic people of All Time. They waddled around in their bodies shaped like dysmorphic potatoes and smiled at my fine Blonde hair with teeth like the crumbled mountain ranges of Southern Thailand. I shudder to recall the horrific populace into which my sexual odyssey had taken me. I scooped up my small Vietnamese cumvessel and we fled to the pomegranate farm where I walked around naked, eating the seeds of freshly picked pomegranate seeds and fucking my girlfriend to the naked scent of manure-based fertilizer.

All this is to say I found a direct link between breeding, intellect, and sheer aesthetic value of the hairless primate. The descendants of British criminals locked for generations in the interior of an irradiated wasteland not only demonstrated Terrifying Stupidity but were the closest thing I've seen to a Vogon IRL.

[skarlorn]

lmao 720 woke holler at me im schooling u fat cucks on the jews. should have paid more attn in your shitty taco language class

I journeyed into the depths of Central America to drink rum and gain skill in the shitty taco language. Once I hit the tipping point towards fluency, I experienced a mental awakening of such replete wonder and profundity that its only match has been eating an 8th of mushrooms for the first time at age 16 or the lowest level samadhi I have experienced my spiritual journey.

[hyejin]

Exactly.

Touching on the point of aesthetics... in my worldwide travels, I ventured severally into the interior of Australia. There I found the least aesthetic people of All Time. They waddled around in their bodies shaped like dysmorphic potatoes and smiled at my fine Blonde hair with teeth like the crumbled mountain ranges of Southern Thailand. I shudder to recall the horrific populace into which my sexual odyssey had taken me. I scooped up my small Vietnamese cumvessel and we fled to the pomegranate farm where I walked around naked, eating the seeds of freshly picked pomegranate seeds and fucking my girlfriend to the naked scent of manure-based fertilizer.

All this is to say I found a direct link between breeding, intellect, and sheer aesthetic value of the hairless primate. The descendants of British criminals locked for generations in the interior of an irradiated wasteland not only demonstrated Terrifying Stupidity but were the closest thing I've seen to a Vogon IRL.

ty ^^

[Ennewi]

I journeyed into the depths of Central America to drink rum and gain skill in the shitty taco language. Once I hit the tipping point towards fluency, I experienced a mental awakening of such replete wonder and profundity that its only match has been eating an 8th of mushrooms for the first time at age 16 or the lowest level samadhi I have experienced my spiritual journey.

The best way to read this post is in Hunter S. Thompson's voice.

[AzzarTheGod]

Exactly.

Touching on the point of aesthetics... in my worldwide travels, I ventured severally into the interior of Australia. There I found the least aesthetic people of All Time. They waddled around in their bodies shaped like dysmorphic potatoes and smiled at my fine Blonde hair with teeth like the crumbled mountain ranges of Southern Thailand. I shudder to recall the horrific populace into which my sexual odyssey had taken me. I scooped up my small Vietnamese cumvessel and we fled to the pomegranate farm where I walked around naked, eating the seeds of freshly picked pomegranate seeds and fucking my girlfriend to the naked scent of manure-based fertilizer.

All this is to say I found a direct link between breeding, intellect, and sheer aesthetic value of the hairless primate. The descendants of British criminals locked for generations in the interior of an irradiated wasteland not only demonstrated Terrifying Stupidity but were the closest thing I've seen to a Vogon IRL.

*zooms in on skarlorn*

I'm repping APEGANG and i can tell u I got a wholeeee lotta aesthetics. there are exceptions to every rule. i was however pubescent and hairless until my mid to late 20's. including facial hair.

[hyejin]

*zooms in on skarlorn*

I'm repping APEGANG and i can tell u I got a wholeeee lotta aesthetics. there are exceptions to every rule. i was however pubescent and hairless until my mid to late 20's. including facial hair.

Oh skarlorn knows that silly. There's nobody more aesthetic than the hairman that can credibly squeeze a soft neck and pronounce its owner's safety. Except for MAYBE for a soft-necked one who squeezes even softer necks and credibly pronounces the extension of the hairman's nurturing umbrella to their owners :o

and hey, with respect, will you please start gendering me like she/her? I'm female so those are the appropriate pronouns. I would really prefer not getting teased on that axis :o

[skarlorn]

I should clarify. Hairless primate is a moniker for the general human species used by Me during moments when my inner monologue assumes a markedly existential posture.

[Ahldagor]

its heuristic engine and pattern recognition are what separate the brain from a disco ball. I don't really care which smelly male with equipped suicide vest sees the prettiest lava lamp when he closes his eyes. Nature can't qualify good vs bad or what constitutes sophisticated intellectual apparatus but since I have arbitrarily declared my desire for self-preservation to be wholly legitimate, I can. IQ tests mean something and I do not want populations of low-IQ individuals physically near me.

I don't particularly have to fear being kept in a basement suspended by stump-limbs and raped daily because the pattern recognition and heuristic engine in the human brain developed systems to protect me. Civilization discounting the import of those aspects means there is less between me and a rusty knife held by swarthy hands intent upon visiting their envy by disfiguring the finest and most sacred asset a human being can possess -- pretty White face.

Although most arrive here by misfiring of their inferior empathetic apparatus and so I choose not to resent them, people who get their good-boy points by engaging in the sort of rhetoric that legitimizes the propagation of built-in stupidity in close physical proximity to me are my enemy in a direct and physical way. This is without getting into the aesthetic ramifications.

Thanks for your support, but what about the ethical aspect of rhetoric? Your pathos is almost in step with your logos.

[hyejin]

Thanks for your support, but what about the ethical aspect of rhetoric? Your pathos is almost in step with your logos.

Pardon?

[Lhancelot]

https://i.imgur.com/DFSVPMx.gif

[JurisDictum]

I get strange lag from time to time. But these new pop ups since NN have been loading with the speed of light. Seems like the NN policy change was accompanied by an advertising blitz.

Advertising will die with Gen X IMO....people will no longer take it seriously enough to justify spending money on it. Advertising as we know it that is. Where it is 100% dishonest bullshit with annoying flashes and whistles.

[skarlorn]

Wow, you are so incredibly wrong. What is dying is blanket advertisement without segmented targeting. People like getting ads that are actually relevant to them
Good ads are fun. So while TV slots, radio ads, and billboards are growing less efficient, targeted ads executed properly are seeing stunning ROI.

[AzzarTheGod]

Wow, you are so incredibly wrong. What is dying is blanket advertisement without segmented targeting. People like getting ads that are actually relevant to them
Good ads are fun. So while TV slots, radio ads, and billboards are growing less efficient, targeted ads executed properly are seeing stunning ROI.

*daps skarlorn*

[Ahldagor]

Superbowl style will be the nostalgoc pinacle, but sanctioned data targeted advertising is what'll be the future.

[JurisDictum]

Wow, you are so incredibly wrong. What is dying is blanket advertisement without segmented targeting. People like getting ads that are actually relevant to them
Good ads are fun. So while TV slots, radio ads, and billboards are growing less efficient, targeted ads executed properly are seeing stunning ROI.

Well I meant to respond sooner -- but most of what you said can be considered correct so there was little pay off. You see I quantified my entire assertion with "as we know it" -- so I can backtrack the fuck out of this.

But I'm not going to. Because the fact is Millennials really hate advertising. (http://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Millennials-really-hate-advertising-study-finds-7393642.php)

Tarkoff said the implications of the study are twofold: Advertisers need to change their method of doing business and social media firms that rely on advertising dollars may want to help brands figure out ways to engage consumers more “organically,” such as through peer spokespeople and conversations.

“I go on social media to see and know what my friends are doing. I don’t want to see ads clutter my news feed. If I’m interested in a product or service, I know where to look,” 23-year-old Mallory Benham, who participated in the poll, said in a statement. “Social media is a place for us to connect with our friends, not be attacked by advertisements.

So I guess we have to get rid of this one-way conversation filled with empty promises format....or maybe we can just bullshit each other with statements like Skarlorn's and pretend all that we need to find out the right segmentation...

I'll tell you one thing -- my segmentation sucks. I put on a Metallica video on youtube this morning. Whats the ad? Some black family proud themselves for investing. Nice, smiling, good-looking black people sitting down for dinner...OK...WTF would I get this ad as a single white male socialist?

Segmentation sounds better in theory than reality. These disparate companies with imperfect information will have a difficult time segmenting properly. You need a good image of who a person is to determine what kind of add they respond to.

The only one that ever really got me is the Fleshlight company when I was younger. I heard about them and knew they helped with sensitivity. And then I saw a pop up that advertised a sale they were having. So I googled the website (make sure the pop up wasn't a scam) and ordered some sex toys....so I know its possible for segmentation to work if they get you when you are looking to buy anyway.

By the way -- why are people so fucking noisy about your packages and what they are?

[maskedmelon]

Well I meant to respond sooner -- but most of what you said can be considered correct so there was little pay off. You see I quantified my entire assertion with "as we know it" -- so I can backtrack the fuck out of this.

But I'm not going to. Because the fact is Millennials really hate advertising. (http://www.sfgate.com/business/article/Millennials-really-hate-advertising-study-finds-7393642.php)



So I guess we have to get rid of this one-way conversation filled with empty promises format....or maybe we can just bullshit each other with statements like Skarlorn and pretend all that we need to find out the right segmentation...

I'll tell you one thing -- my segmentation sucks. I put on a Metallica video on youtube this morning. Whats the ad? Some black family proud themselves for investing. Nice, smiling, good-looking black people sitting down for dinner...OK...WTF would I get this ad as a single white male socialist?

Segmentation sounds better in theory than reality. These disparate companies with imperfect information will have a difficult time segmenting properly. You need a good image of who a person is to determine what kind of add they respond to.

The only one that ever really got me is the Fleshlight company when I was younger. I heard about them and knew they helped with sensitivity. And then I saw a pop up that advertised a sale they were having. So I googled the website (make sure the pop up wasn't a scam) and ordered some sex toys....so I know its possible for segmentation to work if they get you when you are looking to buy anyway.

By the way -- why are people so fucking noisy about your packages and what they are?

super high quality post here :3 really likin' JDs material these past 6months or so ^^

[skarlorn]

You make some good points in your post, but most of it boils down to talking about ineffective marketing strategy (segmentation better in theory than in reality)

It's not hard to figure out the demographic and associated interests of an audience. Well, I guess it is and that's why I have a great job.

I could explain the fairly straightforward, if analysis intensive method used to mine data from an existing user base, but I will not, and I will continue instead making money through marketing and advertising and you can continue thinking advertising will die.

lmao

[Patriam1066]

What is a reichstag dolphin whisperer

[maskedmelon]

What is a reichstag dolphin whisperer

it a mantle draped upon my supple nape by ATG. don't remember the exact circumstances of the award. ATG can me be elaborate ^^