(Spoilers) Star Wars: The Last Jedi is greater than The Empire Strikes Back

[Lulz~Sect]

Prove me wrong
https://i.imgur.com/QRvsSeo.gif

[Check12345]

I was so sad when chewbacca died.

[Lulz~Sect]

Spoilers dude. Let's try to be adults here and discuss it with out giving it away.

[Lhancelot]

Spoilers dude. Let's try to be adults here and discuss it with out giving it away.

Damn. that's great, no reason for me to go see it now.

[Kushie]

Vader is Anakin Skywalker who is Luke's dad.

for real tho best SW ever imo

[Ashintar]

Move to "Off Topic?"

[kjs86z]

lol disney

[SamwiseRed]

luke gated then feigned death the end.

[khanable]

i liked it

some obvious shoehorned bullshit characters and major missed opportunities but pew pew and lightsabers and shit so i'm good

[Nommis]

It was fine.

[deezy]

last jedi had some pacing issues I think could have been fixed in editing.

[deezy]

The movie had other issues as well like the giant projected red herring. I still enjoyed it, but I liked the force waking up more.

[Ahldagor]

Hamil did the Joker's voice, so I'm satisfied overall. Pacing was terrible, and how much time had passed between 7 and 8?

[-Ugruk-]

Disney version of star wars better than orginals? ehh the pc culture awakens was better at least

[-Ugruk-]

Disney version of star wars better than orginals? ehh the pc culture awakens was better at least. But these new star wars lack something of substance.

[khanable]

Hamil did the Joker's voice, so I'm satisfied overall. Pacing was terrible, and how much time had passed between 7 and 8?

7->8 was immediate as far as I can tell

Probably what made it feel a little weird, it’s like 7 part 2

I’m guessing 9 will be 10-15 years in the future since we need broom boys nuts to descend

[skarlorn]

Gonna watch this next week can't wait to have fun

[Nommis]

Please don't, Broomboy.

https://i.imgur.com/I8H6122.gif

[AzzarTheGod]

Disney version of star wars better than orginals? ehh the pc culture awakens was better at least

TFA > TLJ

[katrik]

I enjoyed it. Gonna see it again tomorrow.

[Skew]

Is this one better or worse than the last one ? The last one was dire.

[AzzarTheGod]

Is this one better or worse than the last one ? The last one was dire.

worse

[Lulz~Sect]

No one's disputed my original claim yet. :o

[jakerees]

No one's disputed my original claim yet. :o

The Last Jedi is most definitely worse than The Empire Strikes Back. Worse than the prequels even.

[Lulz~Sect]

You haven't proved me wrong yet.

[jakerees]

You haven't proved me wrong yet.

Burden of proof is on you as the OP. All you've given is a single statement, so all you get in response is a single statement. Seems to me that the majority of sentiments here so far would be to disagree with you.

[Lulz~Sect]

Better story
Better characters
Better space sequences
Actual hero plot lines that fail HARD
Better cute animals

I can't take anyone seriously who would suggest the Prequels are better than any Star Wars movie as they are utter trash, much like your opinion.

checkmate

[Skew]

Well , theres only been one "new" star-wars worth watching , Revenge of the Sith. It was better than RotJ , on par with A new Hope and Empire.
The 2 before that were bad but still better than the rank awfulness of TFA.

TLJ will probably be the first SW movie i will skip. A totally ruined franchise.(i'll stick to the books for my SW kick even though they are a bit Mills and Boon of the sci-fi genre)

[Lulz~Sect]

Interesting, my thoughts that Yoda/Dooku battle were cringe worthy at the time. Rei & Kylo battle was more akin to the Gandalf/Saruman wizard battle. That's how I would expect a mental telepathic fight to go down.

Also look forward to incoming ReyLO love story!

[SamwiseRed]

Revenge of the Sith is the best StarWars movie of all time

i actually agree. the fall of anakin was tragic. obi wan best jedi.

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/E1DZTG0.jpg

[mattydef]

The movie was good, I liked it. After I left the theatre though I couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with the whole thing.

[Whirled]

https://youtu.be/0ymFxkFfIhU?t=7

[Muggens]

Used to be a fan. I even fooled myself to like the new trilogy. Came to my senses and quit caring about sw many years ago. Havent seen any of the new films.

Do the new ones have practical/optical effects and men in suits? Cannot stomach cgi in movies.

[Patriam1066]

https://i.imgur.com/E1DZTG0.jpg

LOL

[deezy]

Are spoilers allowed in this thread yet? I would like to make a few comments once i can.

[Ahldagor]

Are spoilers allowed in this thread yet? I would like to make a few comments once i can.

Go ahead. Been long enough.

[Matthalas Winterheart]

Darth Sidious>Yoda

Tis All.

[Frieza_Prexus]

I spent my childhood reading every published book, buying every toy, and attending every premier in a Jedi costume complete with a homemade lightsaber I lathed and built from spare parts. So, it really hurts to say this, but TLJ sucked. It was terrible, and the people who made it should feel terrible. No Spoilers, since it looks like we're not posting them here yet. This is just my unhinged butthurt.

The Last Jedi was an incoherent mess. There were huge 45+ minute side arcs that had absolutely no effect on the plot, poorly thought out relationships that were far more selfish than romantic, force users that are now at Dragon Ball Z power levels, and massively inconsistent portrayals of technology.

On that last point, Rian Johnson seems to have no understanding of basic military theory; it's called a pincer maneuver, and we've been doing it since the Stone Age. He should also read a book on basic cryptography, and maybe watch episode 1 of the reimagined Battlestar Galactica titled "33." THAT'S how you do a desperate pursuit scenario. Oh, and we see a neat little trick with hyperdrives that pretty much makes the Deathstar pointless, and it makes the battle of Endor laughably backwards.

Luke's story was interesting, and, at times, well-done. But, ultimately half-baked with how it was developed. I never thought I'd say this, but I'd take another Phantom Menace with Lucas back at the helm than this.

The only thing to ruin more childhoods than The Last Jedi would be Polio.

Regarding the Cruiser Hyperspace Silver bullet, that alone pretty much killed the franchise for me. This maneuver totally breaks the economics of warfare in the universe, and it contradicts the established canon of hyperspace travel.

If they REALLY wanted that shot they should have made it so that Kylo was tracking Leia through the force every time they jumped through hyper space. They jump, empire shows up right behind them 2 minutes later. They can be desperately jumping the whole movie, and if they wanted to put them "on the clock" they could just say that they're in the outer rim and no Resistance reinforcements are nearby for at least a week, but imperial reinforcements are only 18 hours away.

Anyways, when this whole mess starts you see Leia and Laura Dern talking to the captain of the medical frigate, and poe can ask "why the hell are you fueling it up, we need that fuel!?" They just disregard him and say some foreshadowy stuff to the frigate's captain.

As the movie progresses you see Leia and Holdo talking to some mysterious person on the comms with lines like "we'll be there" and "3 more jumps, have you had enough time to get moving?" etc.

What's actually happened is that the medical frigate jumped to a distant system at the beginning of the movie did a 180° flip and began accelerating with a full engine burn for 18 hours. The Resistance leads Kylo on a goose chase for 18 hours and then rendevous with the medical frigate which is now moving at a very significant speed. They positioned it so that the frigate is directly in line with leia's cruiser and thus is hidden from the eyes of Kylo's ship which is always positioned RIGHT BEHIND Leia's cruiser.

They jump into the system at the last second, and the cruiser DIVES right as Kylo jumps in, and WHAM medical frigate right up the ass.

Now you have the whole situation foreshadowed, make sense, and not break the canon / economics of warfare.

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[Sage Truthbearer]

This movie was absolutely messy and deserving of criticism but it's kinda ridiculous to say that Phantom Menace was better. I don't know why people make hating the latest Star Wars movie into a contest.

[Frieza_Prexus]

This movie was absolutely messy and deserving of criticism but it's kinda ridiculous to say that Phantom Menace was better. I don't know why people make hating the latest Star Wars movie into a contest.

The TPM comment is mostly hyperbole, but there weren't things in there that totally broke the franchise. Just a bunch of stupid kiddie crap.

TLJ's hyperspace bullshit completely rewrites the economics of warfare throughout the starwars universe. Also, the Canto Bight stuff was totally pointless, and Rose & Fin's monoski "moment" was totally selfish on her part.

There's a really good movie trapped inside several layers very poor writing. They should have let a 12 year old read the script and they could have avoided some of these basic story telling issues.

[loramin]

For the most part I liked the latest one, but the ending kinda ruined it for me. I'll try not to spoil ...

If anyone can just take out a massive whatever-that-ship-was so easily, why are there even guns on ships in that universe? Everyone should just send ships to do what they did in the movie, as it's clearly way more effective.

Also, while I kinda think what Luke did was cool (in a way it's nice to see each generation of Jedi master get better and better at that "trick"), I feel like it would have been so much better if he had just done it the way Obi-wan did in New Hope.

P.S. Also, why have Leia do what she did? It seems like the only point of it was to say "the girl gets to be one too", which was dumb because Leia was a perfectly great character without the random stuff that was only relevant for that single scene.

[Pokesan]

2 hours of filler for one cool scene

[chadtwoke]

Total trash fucking movie. Every scene was super fucking cringey and eye-rolling. Had to have some stupid ass LOL moment in every scene which was annoying as fuck. Plus the obvious stronk womens in every leadership position showing the clueless cuck males how its done was so fucking forced and dumb. I pretty much predicted this in another thread but fucking christ I didn't think I'd be so spot on. If you like this movie you're a faggot.

[Ahldagor]

Total trash fucking movie. Every scene was super fucking cringey and eye-rolling. Had to have some stupid ass LOL moment in every scene which was annoying as fuck. Plus the obvious stronk womens in every leadership position showing the clueless cuck males how its done was so fucking forced and dumb. I pretty much predicted this in another thread but fucking christ I didn't think I'd be so spot on. If you like this movie you're a faggot.

Careful with that edge man. Bad movie tho'. Not sure if I'll even watch the next one at home.

[chadtwoke]

They even had the bitch with the purple SJW hair. Every other scene was those stupid cutesy bird things. I'd rather watch 2 hours of Chewy fucking Rey in the ass.

[AzzarTheGod]

Careful with that edge man. Bad movie tho'. Not sure if I'll even watch the next one at home.

well said. will probably check the next one out 1-2 years out from release

[Ahldagor]

They even had the bitch with the purple SJW hair. Every other scene was those stupid cutesy bird things. I'd rather watch 2 hours of Chewy fucking Rey in the ass.

Why are you trying to politicize this with pornographic refernces?

[deezy]

https://youtu.be/2lCW-iaOZ_M

[chadtwoke]

Why are you trying to politicize this with pornographic refernces?

The plot of most porns had a better story and characters than TLJ.

[Ahldagor]

The plot of most porns had a better story and characters than TLJ.

True to a degree, whiter shade of pale you could say (pawgs for life), but the best thing this film did was the silent-space-explosion. No gasses for a wave to travel through which was aesthetically pleasing.

[mickmoranis]

My 10 thoughts about TLJ

1. Spoilers should be allowed, I never clicked this thread because knowing if the movie is even gay or not is a spoiler in a way.
2. Anyone here who even defends a second of the phantom menace trillogy is a huge faggot.
3. The new one had bad editing, which is ironic because the way it was bad was similar to the way GL’s first cut of episode 4 was edited before Brian DePaulma and Spielberg ripped him a new one over it and he recut it. (https://youtu.be/GFMyMxMYDNk)
4. The sjw stuff was dumb but not totally terrible so I’ll give it a pass. But it was pandering.
5. The kids sucked and that last shot with broom boy looked like a Honda commercial at best.
6. I liked how long it was, I hope the next one is longer.
7. The amount of jokes in this move felt too try hard, they are IMPORTANT to a good star wars movie so I’m glad they keep putting them in there, but it was a little much.
8. The plot hole of the empire not being able to get anyone over there to move in front of the slowly escaping ships was egregious beyond imagination to me.
9. That fight scene in snokes room was awesome and I love kylo and his hot shirtless square shaped bod.
10. It was good, but not perfect and therefore not better than empire, which really is almost a perfect movie let alone the best star wars movie (even though I think Rogue One is technically the best star wars movie of all time)

[Ahldagor]

My 10 thoughts about TLJ

1. Spoilers should be allowed, I never clicked this thread because knowing if the movie is even gay or not is a spoiler in a way.
2. Anyone here who even defends a second of the phantom menace trillogy is a huge faggot.
3. The new one had bad editing, which is ironic because the way it was bad was similar to the way GL’s first cut of episode 4 was edited before Brian DePaulma and Spielberg ripped him a new one over it and he recut it. (https://youtu.be/GFMyMxMYDNk)
4. The sjw stuff was dumb but not totally terrible so I’ll give it a pass. But it was pandering.
5. The kids sucked and that last shot with broom boy looked like a Honda commercial at best.
6. I liked how long it was, I hope the next one is longer.
7. The amount of jokes in this move felt too try hard, they are IMPORTANT to a good star wars movie so I’m glad they keep putting them in there, but it was a little much.
8. The plot hole of the empire not being able to get anyone over there to move in front of the slowly escaping ships was egregious beyond imagination to me.
9. That fight scene in snokes room was awesome and I love kylo and his hot shirtless square shaped bod.
10. It was good, but not perfect and therefore not better than empire, which really is almost a perfect movie let alone the best star wars movie (even though I think Rogue One is technically the best star wars movie of all time)

You should check out Kylo in "Girls" before you make such a list because you don't have a concept of history.

[Pokesan]

My 10 thoughts about TLJ

1. Spoilers should be allowed, I never clicked this thread because knowing if the movie is even gay or not is a spoiler in a way.
2. Anyone here who even defends a second of the phantom menace trillogy is a huge faggot.
3. The new one had bad editing, which is ironic because the way it was bad was similar to the way GL’s first cut of episode 4 was edited before Brian DePaulma and Spielberg ripped him a new one over it and he recut it. (https://youtu.be/GFMyMxMYDNk)
4. The sjw stuff was dumb but not totally terrible so I’ll give it a pass. But it was pandering.
5. The kids sucked and that last shot with broom boy looked like a Honda commercial at best.
6. I liked how long it was, I hope the next one is longer.
7. The amount of jokes in this move felt too try hard, they are IMPORTANT to a good star wars movie so I’m glad they keep putting them in there, but it was a little much.
8. The plot hole of the empire not being able to get anyone over there to move in front of the slowly escaping ships was egregious beyond imagination to me.
9. That fight scene in snokes room was awesome and I love kylo and his hot shirtless square shaped bod.
10. It was good, but not perfect and therefore not better than empire, which really is almost a perfect movie let alone the best star wars movie (even though I think Rogue One is technically the best star wars movie of all time)

your opinion is dogshit. rots is the best jedi movie.

[mickmoranis]

Wow millennial cucks spitting venom lol

[chadtwoke]

angsty emo cuck luke skywalker, goofy fucking yoda, snoke getting cucked hard by goth kylo, the absolute pointless sub plots of finn and rose, i mean i could go on 20 more reasons why this movie was terrible. I'd rather watch a jar jar binks buddy cop type sitcom.

[AzzarTheGod]

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the movie sucked

[AzzarTheGod]

Speak with your wallet not with your fingers dancing on the keyboard like bojangles on a dead game's forum.


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Disney got nothing. pirated a russian cam with XDCC audio

[mickmoranis]

angsty emo cuck luke skywalker, goofy fucking yoda, snoke getting cucked hard by goth kylo, the absolute pointless sub plots of finn and rose, i mean i could go on 20 more reasons why this movie was terrible. I'd rather watch a jar jar binks buddy cop type sitcom.

Daaaaaamb

[skarlorn]

Haven't read thread but just watched movie wanted to rip out a quick and dirty post while I shit in the theater seat during credit roll

Definitely not as good as empire or force awakens. Not enough light Saber action. Some nice and fun bits okay and pretty cinema for sure but Luke's Saber should have been green at the end even if he was an Astral projection. Kylo Ren is the best in the show and well I need to wipe now bbl

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/zWqfAH8.png

[skarlorn]

Dude Lulz that scene made the movie for me. I was literally sitting there and thought "this movie is a success for me now" then couldn't wait to start seeing it show up as a meme

[Lulz~Sect]

triggered mc-i-don't-like-fly-boys-purple-SJW aloha snackbar'd Space-11 did it for me

never forget

[skarlorn]

Her efficacious kamikaze bomb is reigniting Japanese bushido culture. Watch out Manchuria!

[Patriam1066]

triggered mc-i-don't-like-fly-boys-purple-SJW aloha snackbar'd Space-11 did it for me

never forget

Her efficacious kamikaze bomb is reigniting Japanese bushido culture. Watch out Manchuria!

I'm going to have to see this movie now just so I know what the fuck yall are talking about

[Ahldagor]

I'm going to have to see this movie now just so I know what the fuck yall are talking about

I'd stress patience for a tv viewing.

[Lulz~Sect]

it was a great movie shut up

[Amyas]

um no 7 is better than 8 waaaaaaay better.

[Ahldagor]

um no 7 is better than 8 waaaaaaay better.

1 was better than 8.

[Old_PVP]

WOW that movie sucked.

[AzzarTheGod]

1 was better than 8.

whippin str8 dunks

[Nagoya]

The movie was great :)
Hyperdrive kamikaze was frustrating a bit.
But in the end I'm still a fan, very well done.
Also, I am disappointed at this topic. I was afraid of clicking until I saw the movie to not get any spoilers, and there are like none in the whole thread.

[Ahldagor]

The movie was great :)
Hyperdrive kamikaze was frustrating a bit.
But in the end I'm still a fan, very well done.
Also, I am disappointed at this topic. I was afraid of clicking until I saw the movie to not get any spoilers, and there are like none in the whole thread.

Gotta respect no spoilers.

Also, did this one seem to not have as much hype as 7?

[mickmoranis]

i feel like if you tried to gangrape someone with starwars nostalgia it'd end up looking a lot like TLJ

[skarlorn]

Luke Cums so hard he transcends in to living force and everything is gonna be fine

[Pokesan]

didn't luke become one with the force several times in the no-longer-canon eu?

like pure force magic pwning all enemies

[skarlorn]

Idk

[AzzarTheGod]

didn't luke become one with the force several times in the no-longer-canon eu?

like pure force magic pwning all enemies

luke even got a dildo jammed up his ass in the EU wat's ur pt

[Nexii]

I came out of TLJ thinking it was okay, but didn't have high expectations.
- The action scenes were good, star ship battles and lightsaber battles were the highlight
- I found it really preachy. The SJW pandering was really blatant. The casino bit irked me more. This anti-1% stuff reeks of hypocrisy when Hollywood/Disney and the actors in it ARE the 1%.
- All of Leia's scenes felt surreal to me. Idk what it was but most of the characters just felt really detached from one another
- A lot of new characters. None of the 'good'/'light' side characters were likable or relatable. Only Kylo's arc seemed interesting to me. Rey could have been too but they took her on a journey to nowhere.
- Overall could have been a lot worse. I'd still go see Episode IX because the Star Wars universe is interesting to me

[Mistle]

Really fun movie. Plot holes abound but no worse than any of the other SW movies. Mark Hamill was awesome.

3D glasses give me unbelievable eye strain though, I won't do that again.

[Ahldagor]

Worse Starwars of all time. (Spoiler warning)


1) Lol kill off main villain with no back story in a shitty ruse after demonstrating one finger force lightnings and shit. Must of ran out of mana

2) Luke literally sucks off a alien in the creepiest scene ever displayed in the starwars franchise... Grossest part is the alien looks back at Ren like "you want some baby".

3) Humor in starwars... this isnt guardians of the galaxy WTF>

4) Chewie goes vegan

5) In the last Jedi Luke says find all the map pieces and I'll help save the galaxy.... This movie he is like " Oh you found me , but I am too old and I came here to die... Fuck off"!

6) The ending isn't even homage to OBI WON , the line "Strike me down and I'll be more powerful than you can imagine"... Was not used.....


Overall, shitty shitty movie.

You frogot to mention that most of the movie happens in 18 hours.

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/CLAIxhl.gif

[Amyas]

He could barely beat the hot dog men near the end......

[skarlorn]

https://i.imgur.com/CLAIxhl.gif

yes, yes YES MORE

lulz please find a gif of the line that happens on the final showdown. a group of rebels slides into a trench. one of the men runs his hand on the white crust of the planet, revealing the red underneath. he then puts his hadn to his mouth to taste the white crust and he says "it's salt."

this is really gonna be a big gif in the gaming community

[skarlorn]

3) Humor in starwars... this isnt guardians of the galaxy WTF>


this is retarded. You clearly need to go back and watch A New Hope. Humor has always been a big part of Star Wars, a franchise of movies designed for children.

[AzzarTheGod]

You frogot to mention that most of the movie happens in 18 hours.

lmao 720

[hyejin]

still haven't seen this. sex life still excellent. lung capacity above the local peak i had at age 20.

Who's Robert Mueller?

[Lulz~Sect]

so i saw star wars again for the 22nd time in theaters and still missed cute little bits like

the irons that looked like space ships (lol)
the opera lady singing lol when the aminals were running rampage! (loooooool)
how much kylo needs rei (swoon)
DJ retardo's l-l-l-isp (l-l-l-OL!)

movie's great sry

[Ahldagor]

Threads about as dead as the franchise.

[AzzarTheGod]

Threads about as dead as the franchise.

lmao solid dunks

[Lulz~Sect]

Threads about as dead as the franchise.

Star Wars: The Last Jedi has earned $1.205 billion worldwide after less than a month of release, making it the 13th-biggest grosser of all time and putting it about a week away from being the top 2017 release.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2018/01/07/stop-pretending-star-wars-the-last-jedi-isnt-a-big-box-office-hit/#27f791478215

**but obese 40+ year old beta males on project 1999 think otherwise!!!!

https://i.imgur.com/aljXNV0.jpg

[Ahldagor]

Star Wars: The Last Jedi has earned $1.205 billion worldwide after less than a month of release, making it the 13th-biggest grosser of all time and putting it about a week away from being the top 2017 release.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/scottmendelson/2018/01/07/stop-pretending-star-wars-the-last-jedi-isnt-a-big-box-office-hit/#27f791478215

**but obese 40+ year old beta males on project 1999 think otherwise!!!!

https://i.imgur.com/aljXNV0.jpg

Don't ripoff the Colbert Report for a weak post.

[mickmoranis]

this is retarded. You clearly need to go back and watch A New Hope. Humor has always been a big part of Star Wars, a franchise of movies designed for children.

To be fair though the humor in this one was like 30% more than usual. Like that iron shit was straight outa spaceballs.

“Fill me with coins, I’ll shoot em at storm troopers then they gonna slip and slide lol”

Also a little much

[Lulz~Sect]

Don't ripoff the Colbert Report for a weak post.

would never subject myself to Cuckbert

nerve struck
Got it

[Ahldagor]

would never subject myself to Cuckbert

nerve struck
Got it

You can do better is all. Live strong.

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/bbRufwe.jpg

[AzzarTheGod]

lulz luv russians n im gonna collude w em on that

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/qXP9V5D.jpg

[skarlorn]

old meme dude

[Lulz~Sect]

i have to show some normies at work tomorrow
forgot to save it on release and couldn’t Google fu it didn’t work and just saw it again
part of being a responsible meme lord is indoctrinating normies with feel good Lulz

Never question meme again 🤫