P99 Jackass of the Week Thread

[Lhancelot]

As we know, on 12/19/2017 Department of Fun sponsored an awesome event that included a raffle and quests performed by their actual members who interacted with all that attended this event which in itself was amazing considering how many people were participating. Awesome job guys!

I personally tried to round up lowbies from noob zones to deliver them to the event, I even managed to find 5 iksar in FoB that were unaware of the event and ported them to WC so they could take part, which was fun for me.

I only participated in the WC fishing event that involved Santaclaugg as the quest giver, he did a great job trying to manage the vast influx of players that wanted the Elder's Earring reward which Wynder eventually won. Grats to Wynder!

The point of this thread, is to shame someone that tried his best to ruin the fun other's were having. I feel that RnF justice is befitting such a vile disgusting POS troll. I only managed to grab a couple screenshots of his trolling but I feel it's enough to warrant an opinion and judgement from you guys.

The offending jackass of the week is Velm.

Velm was some /anon cuck that had nothing better to do but tout how Aftermath was superior to other guilds, how Omni and Paradigm Shift were crap, and how the event only catered and rewarded high levels. He went on to insult individuals as well, such as Rettlon proclaiming Rettlon would leave his new guild in less than a few months as he always does. He then went back to insulting the event itself.

I only got a couple screenshots of his /ooc while trying to get fun pictures that embodied the true spirit of this event, but he went on for at least half an hour insulting the event and those who held it.

Feel free to insult and call this vile human being out for his disrespect and disgusting behavior please.

https://i.imgur.com/tNXymbW.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/GibNYLI.jpg

I missed a lot of his /ooc troll-spam, but I think these couple screenshots give you an idea what a jackass Velm really is, which is why I am nominating Velm as jackass of the week.

[Tuljin]

Idk the 1000-1200 population primetime has remained pretty steady for several years now. I suppose this behavior warrants a public RnF shaming but personally I find it much more enjoyable and fitting (and insulting) to /ooc and just call him a nub lol

[Rivera]

eh, not liking this one Lhance. don't see anything about aftermath being superior to other guilds, only some stuff about the event being unfair. not seeing much to go off of here. did you just want to make a new thread?

next time put a little more effort if you're going to lampoon some random please.

[Rick Sanchez]

op is a liberal faygate for whining about someone like any of us actually give a shit. Stop being such a pussy and handle it yourself.

[Lhancelot]

eh, not liking this one Lhance. don't see anything about aftermath being superior to other guilds, only some stuff about the event being unfair. not seeing much to go off of here. did you just want to make a new thread?

next time put a little more effort if you're going to lampoon some random please.

Sorry I didn't run a continuous record of screenshots to catch all of his /ooc spam.

He insulted the event, other guilds, players attending the event, and then even somehow managed to fit in how AM was superior to other guilds.

He could have been purposefully representing AM just to try to sully their name. My point wasn't to insult your guild, just to point out what all this scumbag did during the event.

The point is, he bloviated a lot of negativity during the event and he deserves to be shamed for it.

[Baler]

op is a liberal faygate for whining about someone like any of us actually give a shit. Stop being such a pussy and handle it yourself.

https://i.imgur.com/I4FRWIh.gif

[Lhancelot]

op is a liberal faygate for whining about someone like any of us actually give a shit. Stop being such a pussy and handle it yourself.

https://i.imgur.com/2adi0bx.gif

"handle it" myself? What exactly should I do about it exchange RL addresses with Velm so we could settle it like big tough conservatives would? You sound mad lol. :)

[Rivera]

Sorry I didn't run a continuous record of screenshots to catch all of his /ooc spam. are you implying it wasn't important enough to log, but just important enough to post on the forums about?

:confused:

[Lhancelot]

are you implying it wasn't important enough to log, but just important enough to post on the forums about?

:confused:

Forums > all.

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/GLq3oEh.gif

[Baler]

I shouldn't be antagonizing you lhance i'm sorry. You've been leaving me along, I should do the same. my bad. you do you. :o

[Lhancelot]

I shouldn't be antagonizing you lhance i'm sorry. You've been leaving me along, I should do the same. my bad. you do you. :o

It's ok I appreciate the opinion of others even if I disagree or they disparage me. It gives me thicker skin, and creates pause within my soul to introspect.

Fact of the matter is Velm was being a bundle of sticks during the event and it should be recognized and remembered.

[mcoy]

Lol from the content of the /ooc I'm pretty sure I'm the one he's mad at. /shrug I did what I could given I was juggling around 400 tells and trying to track it manually while at the same time not taking forever. At one point I was going to say something like I'm working from a script, not running one! I'll have to check my logs when I get home, but I feel like I remember recording Velm's name on my spreadsheet at one point...

-Mcoy

[Lhancelot]

Lol from the content of the /ooc I'm pretty sure I'm the one he's mad at. /shrug I did what I could given I was juggling around 400 tells and trying to track it manually while at the same time not taking forever. At one point I was going to say something like I'm working from a script, not running one! I'll have to check my logs when I get home, but I feel like I remember recording Velm's name on my spreadsheet at one point...

-Mcoy

He was being a scumbag the entire time. I guess it was karma that kept him from registering. :)

[Baler]

It's ok I appreciate the opinion of others even if I disagree or they disparage me. It gives me thicker skin, and creates pause within my soul to introspect.

Fact of the matter is Velm was being a bundle of sticks during the event and it should be recognized and remembered.

didn't read.

But I am sorry for being a prick towards you dude. You've been leaving me along lately and I appreciate that. I slipped up and stepped towards you my bad dude.
Let's please leave each other alone. My bad, again.

[Shrubwise]

The sexual tension between Lhancelot and Baler is palpable. It stings the nostrils.

[Baler]

The sexual tension between Lhancelot and Baler is palpable. It stings the nostrils.

https://i.imgur.com/bOfaBH1.jpg

[Lhancelot]

didn't read.

But I am sorry for being a prick towards you dude. You've been leaving me along lately and I appreciate that. I slipped up and stepped towards you my bad dude.
Let's please leave each other alone. My bad, again.

I recall last time when you had that epic meltdown, you begged forgiveness of Christ himself for insulting me with names that are never appropriate anywhere let alone on these elf forums.

I suggest you calm down, reflect and before you type out something else stupid cease and desist.

Last thing you need to do is eat another ban, Baler. :)

[Baler]

It wasn't a meltdown but I don't wish to disclose the details publicly. However you wish to label it dude. I just want you to know I'm trying to avoid you,. and I forgot my place by stepping towards you ,.. aka I don't want you in my backward yelling up to my window sill.

[Lhancelot]

It wasn't a meltdown but I don't wish to disclose the details publicly. However you wish to label it dude. I just want you to know I'm trying to avoid you,. and I forgot my place by stepping towards you ,.. aka I don't want you in my backward yelling up to my window sill.

You are starting to seeth I recommend you use that little ole' ignore option my elf pal.

Last time I was accused of bullying you, and that's the last thing I want to do. :(

***Holidays coming, you don't need another epic meltdown like you just had less than a month ago.

[skarlorn]

The sexual tension between Lhancelot and Baler is palpable. It stings the nostrils.

That's really what this thread is about.

I need to buy some lube

[Baler]

That's really what this thread is about.

I need to buy some lube

lhance i'm cheating on you with skarlorn :o

[Lhancelot]

lhance i'm cheating on you with skarlorn :o

I am going to give you to Skarlorn when I am done with you. Lucky you, he uses lube. :D

[Baler]

I am going to give you to Skarlorn when I am done with you. Lucky you, he uses lube. :D

I think for you to expect we had anything, was how self deluded you were.

[Baler]

Idk what's got you upsets but my advice is to stop crying.

Look you need to pick yourself up,. man up,. you will win this in the end. It's all about heart, character, you will win this in the end.

[skarlorn]

*beats off furiously*

cmon u fucking elf bitches yeah licc each others chops yeaaa Yeah YAEH tell him U hope this helps u bithc giv im the ol :o cringe at him more cringe at him daady o FUC yes

*belches*

[Rivera]

i cant tell what's ironic and what isn't in this fucking thread.

[Baler]

i cant tell what's ironic and what isn't in this fucking thread.

I don't feel for them anything like what I feel for you,. it's,. I didn't joke with any of them, I joked with you,.. You were the only one who was happy to hear from me,.
And idk why you downgraded what we had.

[mcoy]

Nope - not on my sheet and my logs just show the /ooc ranting and /who results. Not sure what he was upset about. /shrug

-Mcoy

[skarlorn]

nominating nivbot for p99 jackass of the week currently dec. 20th

[Rivera]

nominating nivbot for p99 jackass of the week currently dec. 20th p99 dumbass of the week would be more fitting.

[Lhancelot]

nominating nivbot for p99 jackass of the week currently dec. 20th

This isn't fair the dude got attacked by a pack of veteran nerds!

I give him the benefit of the doubt, if anyone should be nominated for JOTW it should be Hyperbole for feeling the need to jump on Nivbot after his buddy trained him, with threats of ruining his all-important p99 reputation. That's taking things WAY too far.

Sadly, I already placed my vote this week on Velm for trying to ruin the X-mas event.:(

[skarlorn]

lhance, stop being an idiot. You're defending a player's toxic behavior.

[Rivera]

ya sorry lhance you got it wrong on that. completely and utterly

[fastboy21]

This isn't fair the dude got attacked by a pack of veteran nerds!

I give him the benefit of the doubt, if anyone should be nominated for JOTW it should be Hyperbole for feeling the need to jump on Nivbot after his buddy trained him, with threats of ruining his all-important p99 reputation. That's taking things WAY too far.

Sadly, I already placed my vote this week on Velm for trying to ruin the X-mas event.:(

You do realize who started this thread, right? :p

[Lhancelot]

lhance, stop being an idiot. You're defending a player's toxic behavior.

One is a little hypersensitive, but he's a newer lowbie and values his lowbie camp he worked hard to get to.

The other is a longtime veteran that trained the lowbie, intentionally or not doesn't matter.

The savvy veteran responds in ways that won't get him into trouble, knowing exactly what to say in his tells to the new lowbie who is upset and frustrated by the veteran who trained him... On top of the fact the veteran's pal begins sending taunting/threatening tells to the new lowbie.

I side with the noob, not the manipulative veteran and his cronies that send threatening tells. That's toxic behavior dude, not posting a RnF post for all to see.

At least the RnF post is transparent, whereas all the tells sent and intentions are not.

Stop trolling me Skarlorn. You know what is toxic and what is not. :mad:

[Rivera]

One is a little hypersensitive, but he's a newer lowbie and values his lowbie camp he worked hard to get to.

The other is a longtime veteran that trained the lowbie, intentionally or not doesn't matter.

The savvy veteran responds in ways that won't get him into trouble, knowing exactly what to say in his tells to the new lowbie who is upset and frustrated by the veteran who trained him... On top of the fact the veteran's pal begins sending taunting/threatening tells to the new lowbie.

I side with the noob, not the manipulative veteran and his cronies that send threatening tells. That's toxic behavior dude, not posting a RnF post for all to see.

At least the RnF post is transparent, whereas all the tells sent and intentions are not.

Stop trolling me Skarlorn. You know what is toxic and what is not. :mad: lol its really not your day today.

[skarlorn]

sToP tRoLlInG mE skarlorn tHiS iS rNf

[Lhancelot]

lol its really not your day today.

Today is a good day you got it wrong. :)

[kaev]

the last page has been very anti-climactic, 1/10

[Lhancelot]

the last page has been very anti-climactic, 1/10

[matticas]

lol, rnf kinda gone downhill if this is what qualifies for a rant or flame

[Lhancelot]

lol, rnf kinda gone downhill if this is what qualifies for a rant or flame

[skarlorn]

Lhance this is ur thread and you're shitting on it.

Time to one star this bitch and move on

[Rekrul]

didn't read.

But I am sorry for being a prick towards you dude. You've been leaving me along lately and I appreciate that. I slipped up and stepped towards you my bad dude.
Let's please leave each other alone. My bad, again.

What the hell is this? Someone explain

[Rivera]

What the hell is this? Someone explain its baler.

[Lojik]

voted 5 stars

[Pokesan]

What the hell is this? Someone explain

lhance antagonizing baler again

[Sorn]

:confused: Voting wtf on this thread :confused:

[AzzarTheGod]

lhance antagonizing baler again

This will not end well. Someone's gonna end up whale status boys.

[AzzarTheGod]

N by whale status I mean someone's gonna be kayaking...



























...face down

[indiscriminate_hater]

why didn’t you fight him on skype?

[Lhancelot]

lhance antagonizing baler again

"Bullying." Bullying is the word you mean, right?

[Lhancelot]

Lhance this is ur thread and you're shitting on it.

Time to one star this bitch and move on

Skarlorn you looking through a microscope you need to use a telescope.

[Pokesan]

"Bullying." Bullying is the word you mean, right?

no, bullying is where you follow him around replying. not there yet.

thinking its pathological bud

[Phenyo]

6 pages of RnF softbois fellating each other and crying about someone crying on everquest. Yikes what a garbage thread.

[Lhancelot]

no, bullying is where you follow him around replying. not there yet.

thinking its pathological bud

https://i.imgur.com/ZZqIoRQ.gif

[xrend]

I read the first and last pages.

From what I can tell from the context clues, the middle must have been a flacid penis stroking event.

[Stormfists]

Tldr; two gay dudes come on each others backs while crying at both being de-levelled in ForumQuest.

Feel free to post some gay gif or retort proving my point.