😭 I went on a date with Aziz Ansari. It turned into the worst night of my life

[Lulz~Sect]

https://babe.net/2018/01/13/aziz-ansari-28355

Ansari wanted to have sex. She said she remembers him asking again and again, “Where do you want me to fuck you?” while she was still seated on the countertop. She says she found the question tough to answer because she says she didn’t want to fuck him at all.

https://i.imgur.com/BNjuHPg.gif

ANOTHER BETA LIBCUCK BITES THE DUST

[Mead]

“I didn’t leave because I think I was stunned and shocked,”

So she stayed, gave him head, and let him fuck her from behind. K

I’m guessing Aziz is some sort of high level chanter irl

[skarlorn]

What does she expect out of a tiny man

[JurisDictum]

“I didn’t leave because I think I was stunned and shocked,”

So she stayed, gave him head, and let him fuck her from behind. K

I’m guessing Aziz is some sort of high level chanter irl

Yea maybe she should have just racked it up to a mistake rather than made it everyone's business. Then again, if you treat girls like your a super horny sperglord...one of them might tell everyone embarrassing shit about you.

[skarlorn]

i did not fully read the article but did she ever say "stop" or "i don't want to do this"

sounded liek she went limp fish and for a brown man like aziz that means just give her the CLAW

[skarlorn]

also if that's the worst night of her life she needs worse nights to toughen up

what a cuc

[Tupakk]

What no pictures?

Waste of a click.

[Lulz~Sect]

i too am curious what this dumb bitch looks like

[Pokesan]

5′ 6″

[katrik]

I wouldn’t want to fuck him either. Eww.

[Mead]

She gave it up doe and now she can’t live with herself

[Lulz~Sect]

She gave it up doe and now she can’t live with herself

http://i.imgur.com/45WW0wy.jpg

[mickmoranis]

i did not fully read the article but did she ever say "stop" or "i don't want to do this"

sounded liek she went limp fish and for a brown man like aziz that means just give her the CLAW

if you are at work or on a date, if a woman feels like she is being harassed the man is a rapist.

[mickmoranis]

I read the article

this bitch is scum

[ZarkinFrood]

you don't order lobster unless you're DTF...just sayin'

[Lulz~Sect]

“In September of last year, I met a woman at a party. We exchanged numbers. We texted back and forth and eventually went on a date,” said Ansari in a statement given to PEOPLE. “We went out to dinner, and afterwards we ended up engaging in sexual activity, which by all indications was completely consensual.”

Continued the statement, “The next day, I got a text from her saying that although ‘it may have seemed okay,’ upon further reflection, she felt uncomfortable. It was true that everything did seem okay to me, so when I heard that it was not the case for her, I was surprised and concerned. I took her words to heart and responded privately after taking the time to process what she had said.”

http://people.com/tv/aziz-ansari-statement-report-sexual-encounter/

[Patriam1066]

i too am curious what this dumb bitch looks like

[Lulz~Sect]

Allegations against the comedian are proof that women are angry, temporarily powerful—and very, very dangerous.

https://www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/550541/

Apparently there is a whole country full of young women who don’t know how to call a cab, and who have spent a lot of time picking out pretty outfits for dates they hoped would be nights to remember. They’re angry and temporarily powerful and last night they destroyed a man who didn’t deserve it.

[mickmoranis]

Allegations against the comedian are proof that women are angry, temporarily powerful—and very, very dangerous.

https://www.theatlantic.com/amp/article/550541/

It's nice to see the altantic calling it like it is, women are very dangerous.

I dare you, park in a woman's parking spot.

park in a mans.

The man understands the error and asks you to leave, the woman SCREAMS at you until you leave.

[skarlorn]

This is an ideal time to ignore females and acquire currency. Nice Atlantic article.

[Raavak]

She got laid by someone famous. Probably the most interesting 5 minutes of her life.

[JurisDictum]

I don't assume to know what happened. But its possible she is just some psycho bitch who had him targeted as a kind of guy people would believe is into sexual assault. Short, Indian, finally able to get laid by hot young white chicks. Her story about just happening to have the same 80s camera was suspicious to me. That's way more of something a 34 year old man would have, opposed to a 23 year old girl.

Or maybe he is just mounting a good defense and the whole thing was very creepy from a 3rd person perspective (obvious disgusted body signals etc...)

To assume is to make an ass out u and me

[Lulz~Sect]

I had the reverse experience with a prominent SJW, don’t see me trying to ruin her career

Dumb

[mickmoranis]

I don't assume to know what happened. But its possible she is just some psycho bitch

change 'it's possible' to 'it's likely'

[mickmoranis]

Famous people are used to just being able to do anything they want because 90% of the time they can probably actually do whatever they want. He took her to diner and assumed it was pound town time soon as they got back to the house. She obviously thought she could parlay this into some kind of cash gain so she played along for as long as possible before casting Evac after realizing it probably wasn't worth it. Trading cash for flesh is nothing new even if it isn't as straight forward as an actual cash payment for flesh.

I have basically felt like I have bought a hooker before due to Diner Tab + Bar Tab. Often times an actual hooker would be cheaper

the thign is, if you go inside someones house after a date and weeks of flirting and a having already met irl before, if to you it doesnt meant pound town, then you either:

1. have to declare it and leave or
2. leave

otherwise its pound town.

[Lulz~Sect]

Every bitch that ever came back to the penthouse during my midtown days fucked

Fuck outtaof here with that shit

[Mead]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2018/01/15/entertainment/aziz-ansari-responds/index.html

He’s actually handling it quite well. And he didn’t name drop the broad either. I doubt this is going to affect him much.

[Baler]

Why is his head abnormal size in comparison to his body?

[Xaanka]

I don't assume to know what happened. But its possible she is just some psycho bitch who had him targeted as a kind of guy people would believe is into sexual assault. Short, Indian, finally able to get laid by hot young white chicks. Her story about just happening to have the same 80s camera was suspicious to me. That's way more of something a 34 year old man would have, opposed to a 23 year old girl.

Or maybe he is just mounting a good defense and the whole thing was very creepy from a 3rd person perspective (obvious disgusted body signals etc...)

To assume is to make an ass out u and me

literally any women who would go on a date with aziz azari knows what tf they're getting themselves into.

also the whole story's prefaced by "well i was sucking his dick for a while then__"

story's def true though, "where do you want me to fuck you" is spot on what an indian manlet would say.

[mickmoranis]

also the whole story's prefaced by "well i was sucking his dick for a while then__"

I love this fact

[JurisDictum]

Jessica Valenti‏ tweeted

A lot of men will read that post about Aziz Ansari and see an everyday, reasonable sexual interaction. But part of what women are saying right now is that what the culture considers "normal" sexual encounters are not working for us, and oftentimes harmful.

Women are trying to explain that they are too weak and pathetic as individuals to say no to certain behavior -- but as a group they would like to implement some standards.

[mickmoranis]

Jessica Valenti‏ tweeted



Women are trying to explain that they are too weak and pathetic as individuals to say no to certain behavior -- but as a group they would like to implement some standards.

they are trying to change everything to benifit them and put them in control of the world.

it is all part of a hostile takeover of the human way of life and is either orcistrated by lizard men or some sort of secret illuminati womans group.

either way all women should be put into slavery much like the handmadens tale because they have made it abundantly clear they are hostile and trying to destroy the human way of life.

[skarlorn]

story's def true though, "where do you want me to fuck you" is spot on what an indian manlet would say.

same

[maskedmelon]

fwiw, there are plenty of people who have a hard time saying no or asserting themselves and they are vulnerable to exploitation. i don't see this as a male-female issue though, nor do I see it as something easily resolved.

in general, if a man invites you back to his place alone at night, he wants to fuck you, whether or not he has asked where you would liek him to fuck you. best solution is to not enter those situations if you have a hard time declining. Say no before you get to that point, make excuses that you gotta be somewhere or something, or make sure that you bring a friend (who's more assertive than you!) whenever you go out to meet people.

[skarlorn]

i personally have always found it very easy to say "no" to the men who want to fuck me

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[maskedmelon]

of course you have, you are type "O" ^^

[Xaanka]

Jessica Valenti‏ tweeted



Women are trying to explain that they are too weak and pathetic as individuals to say no to certain behavior -- but as a group they would like to implement some standards.

women are weak individuals who need to be treated like babies and children by society but they should also vote and work a full time job and they don't need no man to raise their kids and


feminism is a real trip

[Xaanka]

fwiw, there are plenty of people who have a hard time saying no or asserting themselves and they are vulnerable to exploitation. i don't see this as a male-female issue though, nor do I see it as something easily resolved.

in general, if a man invites you back to his place alone at night, he wants to fuck you, whether or not he has asked where you would liek him to fuck you. best solution is to not enter those situations if you have a hard time declining. Say no before you get to that point, make excuses that you gotta be somewhere or something, or make sure that you bring a friend (who's more assertive than you!) whenever you go out to meet people.

i think if you decide to stop sucking a man(whos brain is full of testosterone)'s dick half way through its at least reasonable to say its on you to pull your pants back up and get an uber, and if you continue hanging out with him without your underwear on its fair game. if he was following her around putting his fingers in her vag, that also implies she was just chilling in his house bottomless. i think i already said this but its like trying to cut off a piss mid stream, some dudes can do it but im not gonna hate on someone who cant.

[mickmoranis]

in general, if a man (OR WOMAN) invites you back to his place alone at night, he (THEY) wants to fuck you

seriously, we dont live in a world where someone invites you to their bedroom after a date to put a puzzle together then leave as friends.

[mickmoranis]

women are weak individuals who need to be treated like babies and children by society but they should also vote and work a full time job and they don't need no man to raise their kids and


feminism is a real trip

lol

[maskedmelon]

i think if you decide to stop sucking a man(whos brain is full of testosterone)'s dick half way through its at least reasonable to say its on you to pull your pants back up and get an uber, and if you continue hanging out with him without your underwear on its fair game. i think i already said this but its like trying to cut off a piss mid stream, some dudes can do it but im not gonna hate on someone who cant.

yeah, i agree with that too. that's why i think it is better to simply avoid those situations if you have a hard time saying no. same goes for infidelity. if you committed, dont enter situations wherein you could be compromised. yeah, they can develop over time and then you end up in a bad place, but if you establish boundaries to begin with and hold to them, then you can make sure you don't end up doing things you regret because you couldn't say no.

[skarlorn]

yeah, i have a ... hard time... you couldn't say no.

:cool:

[Xaanka]

yeah, i agree with that too. that's why i think it is better to simply avoid those situations if you have a hard time saying no. same goes for infidelity. if you committed, dont enter situations wherein you could be compromised. yeah, they can develop over time and then you end up in a bad place, but if you establish boundaries to begin with and hold to them, then you can make sure you don't end up doing things you regret because you couldn't say no.

it always boils down to personal responsibility for one's actions, too bad feminists missed that memo but i'm not gonna complain while i watch it all cannibalize itself, #metoo has had an awesome run

feminism currently operating under the same terms which a century ago led to blacks being lynched over staring at a white women le societal regression xD

[maskedmelon]

:cool:

lol.

[Beastagoog]

So basically this women had a hookup she didn't like and feels empowered to call it sexual assault?

At any moment she could have said no and walked away.

[Mead]

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/01/15/opinion/aziz-ansari-babe-sexual-harassment.html

good stuff

just as I suspected after reading that bullshit

[Lulz~Sect]

the NYT as the voice of reason VS the #metoo false flag movement?
just when things couldn't get any stranger in this alternate reality

[mickmoranis]

its all fake news designed by the feminist cabal they orchestrated everything and this piece is designed to credify fake nyt that they use to control minds.

[skarlorn]

its all fake news designed by the feminist cabal they orchestrated everything and this piece is designed to credify fake nyt that they use to control minds.

i love this

[Lulz~Sect]

WHEN IS THIS BITCH GETTING DOXXED

[JurisDictum]

WHEN IS THIS BITCH GETTING DOXXED

Did it ever occur to any of you guys that Aziz never deserved to be this famous to begin with? This is karma or something. Maybe not -- considering we are all just highly intelligent apes on a spinning rock in a universe with no meaning -- and karma does not actually exist. But still, it's not that sad that everyone is making fun of Aziz "the claw" Ansari...Most people don't even consider him a sexual deviant from what I can tell -- just an unlucky pity case.

That bitch is getting all the negative feedback she needs without her facebook, phone, and mailbox getting blasted directly. I mean she already had to do the claw with Aziz

[Pokesan]

without the bux, aziz would be indiancel

[Toehammer]

I hope if he ever does another comedy special that he incorporates the claw into jokes... golden opportunity.

[skarlorn]

I hope if he ever does another comedy special that he incorporates the claw into jokes... golden opportunity.

i was riffing with a friend that this could all be some elaborate plot to make a huge joke and then be like "SIKE"

also, imagine if your name was ToeJammer

[mickmoranis]

so can we all just fucking admit that LCK is simply bad at flirting and get him back on the stage please?

Clear difference between asking someone to watch you masturbate and, say, drugging someone and fucking them (cosby)

[Xaanka]

its only funny because he's a male feminist getting swallowed by feminists;

remember it's feminists who tell us we must always believe the accuser, women don't lie about rape, "continuous consent" etc.

by all counts to a feminist, this is open and shut rape because he did not continue to ask if she was consenting after getting his dick sucked.

that's what feminists want you to believe and that's why the story got published in the first place. good reality check for radfems.

[chadtwoke]

P O U N D T O W N

[Xaanka]

its so bizzare seeing lefties of all people jumping to defend Aziz

[mickmoranis]

Especially because what he did isn’t different than what lck did.

[Beastagoog]

Real feminism is quiet. A women working her way up in life not walking around with a cant touch me attitude.

This loud and proud bs feminism is just a bunch of women trying to use their vaginas to get more free shit.

[Pokesan]

its so bizzare seeing lefties of all people jumping to defend Aziz

which lefties? you say this stuff alot. are you talking to your tulpa?

[AzzarTheGod]

its so bizzare seeing lefties of all people jumping to defend Aziz

yea banfield scorched that girl really hard. they are hitting her up

[Evia]

That Aziz character always gave me sketchy vibes. I wouldnt doubt it if the story were true.

[Xaanka]

which lefties? you say this stuff alot. are you talking to your tulpa?

idk i turned on cable tv yesterday and they were defending him on every channel. hard to miss the story. what's weird to me is that Aziz of all people is the battle they decided to pick. i guess it's because #meetoo was overshadowed by the fact that he's brown. i still don't understand the progressive stack, because there is no logic behind it.

[JurisDictum]

idk i turned on cable tv yesterday and they were defending him on every channel. hard to miss the story. what's weird to me is that Aziz of all people is the battle they decided to pick. i guess it's because #meetoo was overshadowed by the fact that he's brown. i still don't understand the progressive stack, because there is no logic behind it.

It's because everyone knows its a low blow to make fun of creepy short Indian guys trying to lay white women.

[skarlorn]

which lefties? you say this stuff alot. are you talking to your tulpa?

nice tulpa ref

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/V7Qbvai.gif

[Xaanka]

It's because everyone knows its a low blow to make fun of creepy short Indian guys trying to lay white women.

i think they unleashed a beast they didn't understand the power of, and now they're playing damage control as they realize that most of the rapey men it is exposing are jewish, feminists, and/or brown.

[maskedmelon]

idk i turned on cable tv yesterday and they were defending him on every channel. hard to miss the story. what's weird to me is that Aziz of all people is the battle they decided to pick. i guess it's because #meetoo was overshadowed by the fact that he's brown. i still don't understand the progressive stack, because there is no logic behind it.

i don't think there is anymore to it than that, honestly. ethnicity trumps gender in the victimhood hierarchy. Azziz is just a man and the girl is obviously a racist trollop who only had misgivings about the interaction because he is brown. it's not liek she could have understood or even noticed something liek that prior to following him home and tasting his penis. and who could possibly behave so boldly if they actually felt "pressured" or uncomfortable? pfft.


:c

[skarlorn]

i haven't followed this outside of this thread but i don't think it's about him being brown. i think it's about the fact that she was trying to destroy his career because she didn't have a fun sexual experience, and the current platform allowed her to practically libel him with the insinuation that he sexually abused her.

fucking weebs

[Patriam1066]

I'm glad I raised my daughter not to associate with males of lower races and religions

[skarlorn]

*swaggers in with his Huge Czech Cock and Central Texas Aristocracy*

*winks at Patriam's daughter*

would you care for a kolache m'dear?

[Kaight]

BUT HE GAVE HER WHITE FUCKING WINE!!!!!!!!!!

[JurisDictum]

BUT HE GAVE HER WHITE FUCKING WINE!!!!!!!!!!

Like a 23 year old knows good wine/food pairing.

[skarlorn]

BUT HE GAVE HER WHITE FUCKING WINE!!!!!!!!!!

White wine pairs better with cigarettes, or in this case brown Indian manlet penis

[Patriam1066]

*swaggers in with his Huge Czech Cock and Central Texas Aristocracy*

*winks at Patriam's daughter*

would you care for a kolache m'dear?

She's happily married bruh and very Methodist like her husband

*says "Good Luck" in a brooding moslem voice like the Albanian in Taken*

[skarlorn]

Methodist just like my granma

I was born at Houston methodist

Check mate

[Patriam1066]

Like a 23 year old knows good wine/food pairing.

Buddy my faggoty ass yuppie kids did. I have to beg my sons to have a beer with me

[Patriam1066]

Methodist just like my granma

I was born at Houston methodist

Check mate

My son works there small world man!!!!!!!

[maskedmelon]

i am insufficiently schooled in wines. only tried a few and all tasted like ass :c i did learn that i liek sake though (*^^*)

[Pokesan]

i am insufficiently schooled in wines. only tried a few and all tasted like ass :c i did learn that i liek same though (*^^*)

https://i.imgur.com/mRN1r5g.gif

[hyejin]

as a general practice i avoid kool-aid and other tooth- & lip-staining children's drinks. i will imbibe if it tastes like money

[Kaight]

I happen to love white wine.

[hyejin]

what a twist

[maskedmelon]

don't think I actually tried white wine before ^^;

[hyejin]

it tastes like mom's breath smelled ca 1994 before she lost the weight + boob job

[skarlorn]

Lmao clearly none of u grew up with an alcoholic alpha male as ur dad feeding u high end French wine and sampling his shitty cigars from childhood.

Daps to ur methodist links patriam much love brudda

[hyejin]

Lmao clearly none of u grew up with an alcoholic alpha male as ur dad feeding u high end French wine and sampling his shitty cigars from childhood.

Daps to ur methodist links patriam much love brudda

nope dad drank cheep beer & smelled but he was was the 1st person i ever braindommed & sobered up. he's about visible abs and his status-conferring exotic gf now. she has a complex about her appearance i think so they are both staying hot af into 50s. if I gave u the number of ppl ive managed this way & described their depths & heights u'd prolly refuse to believe me so ill just say that i'm objectively a really good person.

[Patriam1066]

nope dad drank cheep beer & smelled but he was was the 1st person i ever braindommed & sobered up. he's about visible abs and his status-conferring exotic gf now. she has a complex about her appearance i think so they are both staying hot af into 50s. if I gave u the number of ppl ive managed this way & described their depths & heights u'd prolly refuse to believe me so ill just say that i'm objectively a really good person.

Beer in moderation pairs well with fishing

[skarlorn]

good stuff hyejin i'm starting a brain dom on my overweight brother who pretends he doesn't care about his body image. got him into the gym for the first time in years yesterday. will PM for strat if i run into snags

[Lhancelot]

if I gave u the number of ppl ive managed this way & described their depths & heights u'd prolly refuse to believe me so ill just say that i'm objectively a really good person.

https://i.imgur.com/qDi9jKK.gif

[hyejin]

Beer in moderation pairs well with fishing

yes sir. i'd never begrudge a dad his White man ritual, unless it were besmirched with destructive excess ^^

good stuff hyejin i'm starting a brain dom on my overweight brother who pretends he doesn't care about his body image. got him into the gym for the first time in years yesterday. will PM for strat if i run into snags

careful with the gym love it turns lots of people off (i can't tolerate them myself)

[Patriam1066]

good stuff hyejin i'm starting a brain dom on my overweight brother who pretends he doesn't care about his body image. got him into the gym for the first time in years yesterday. will PM for strat if i run into snags

Got a good back day regimen? I hate mine

[Mead]

Got a good back day regimen? I hate mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3N-TO4reLQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pdo4wSE4nU

I don't really know what these guys say in the video, I was just finding the actual exercise I do. I incorporate dumbbells into my routine as well, so disregard the title of the first one. These are just two exercises I do a lot that I don't see many people doing. The second one I use the smith machine because it allows me to get wider.

https://youtu.be/Anm44OEkFFk?t=34

And a random Mr. Show video for getting wider

[Xaanka]

i haven't followed this outside of this thread but i don't think it's about him being brown. i think it's about the fact that she was trying to destroy his career because she didn't have a fun sexual experience, and the current platform allowed her to practically libel him with the insinuation that he sexually abused her.

fucking weebs

the left has had absolutely no issue with destroying many men's careers over shaky sexual abuse allegations though. they've done it without remorse for a very long time to very many people, even predating #metoo.. i'm trying to figure out why they suddenly care and take moral opposition to giving women the power to do this, but only in this one circumstance. the only conclusions i can come to is either because he's brown, or because they really like parks and recreation.

obviously any sane normal person has the same reaction you did, i'm not talking about sane people i mean people who tolerate feminism. i'm wondering why they're acting sanely and reasonably for once. neither of which are particularly hallmarks of the progressive-left.

i think it's actually about parks and recreation in retrospect, and after reading a lot of posts on reddit about it. i have never heard any opposition to what they did to Herman Cain the week he polled ahead of boyking Obama, and he was black. but maybe that was simply outweighed by him being a conservative republican? i'm still trying to understand the progressive stack, do you still keep your black victim points if you don't lock-step follow their ideology?

[this user was banned]

Here's a new idea! When a man that is interested in you invites you to their place, expect sex. If you aren't comfortable with that, don't go. If it makes you uncomfortable when you are there, leave.

This bitch was a fucking idiot and I have zero sympathy for her pathetic response to the situation.

Why do women have no fucking idea what the word accountability means?

[Patriam1066]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3N-TO4reLQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Pdo4wSE4nU

I don't really know what these guys say in the video, I was just finding the actual exercise I do. I incorporate dumbbells into my routine as well, so disregard the title of the first one. These are just two exercises I do a lot that I don't see many people doing. The second one I use the smith machine because it allows me to get wider.

https://youtu.be/Anm44OEkFFk?t=34

And a random Mr. Show video for getting wider

Thanks. I do barbell rows but not exactly how he did them in the video. I'll try the smith machine as well

[skarlorn]

Mead gonna be a better source of back info. I just do wide/narrow pulldowns, wide/narrow rows, then lower back extension. Just getting back into gym after last year's fiasco so I'm starting from a low level again ;)

[skarlorn]

mtb u ok

[Xer0]

also if that's the worst night of her life she needs worse nights to toughen up

what a cuc
this just in

only limp shafted neckbeards say cuck

[Pokesan]

this just in

only limp shafted neckbeards say cuck

cuck is a fine & magical word, especially when used to describe those fearful OF magical words, due to extreme dumbness.