An Everquest baby name

[jazzman_so_fresh]

In 6 months, I'm going to be a dad. Suppose if I were to name my child after an NPC, which one should I choose, while still sounding English enough to be realistic?

[Llandris]

Llandris.

Kidding, what about Sansa (https://wiki.project1999.com/Sansa_Nusk) for a girl?

[fadetree]

Firiona.

[Lhancelot]

Congratulations! You ought to go with Fippy Darkpaw. Darkpaw being the middle name. The best thing is this name is unisex, it will easily work for a boy or girl.

[Ciksharn]

https://wiki.project1999.com/Sissy_Huntlan
What. Could go wrong?

[Endonde]

https://wiki.project1999.com/Ping_Fuzzlecutter

[Telin]

I like Nerissa and Alania for girl

https://wiki.project1999.com/Nerissa_Clothspinner

https://wiki.project1999.com/Alania_Peaceheart

boy
https://wiki.project1999.com/Telin_Darkforest

[Nexii]

https://wiki.project1999.com/Litz_B%60Doph

[Llandris]

I used to work with someone who named his daughter Arwen

[Halfcell]

Tormax

Badass name for a kid

[skarlorn]

Filbus Furyfoot the Protector of Rivervale is very popular int he misty thicket these days

[d3r14k]

Congrats on your baby!

If male: Mayor Gubbin
If female: Mayor Gubbina

[Sorn]

Alissa (Alissa Felwithe, the one Felwithe is named after)
Elizerain (the lake that never got put in game, also the name of an elven queen)

Maesyn (Maesyn Trueshot)
Devin (Devin Ashwood)

[skarlorn]

Congrats on your baby!

If male: Mayor Gubbin
If female: Mayor Gubbina

*moan*

[Wfrench1234]

Cyndreela

[username17]

http://wiki.project1999.com/Baldoleky_Rockfinder

[mickmoranis]

lazer

[Akg49]

Vindi

[Jimjam]

Lil Honeybugger.

[Secrets]

Elia the Pure. She's part of the paladin epic. Little backstory:

Her purpose is purifying a tainted shield, corrupted by Innoruuk but ultimately reclaimed and restored by the noble paladin (you) in the Paladin epic quest for the Fiery Defender.

She is sassy, but ultimately knows her purifying powers can be used to do good, and is proud to help you, the pure-and-noble heart Paladin.



Elia the Pure squints and turns her head. 'By the gods, such a twisted aura this has! To see it hurts my eyes. I will help you if for no other reason than to remove such a twisted thing from existence.' She unrolls a scroll from her pack and softly chants over the dark metal shield. She hands it back to you with an exhausted smile on her face. 'Your heart seems pure. If I was able to help at all, I am honored. May the light shine warmly upon you.'

[katrik]

I vote for emperor crush

[TheOutdoorNerd]

Lord Doljonijiarnimorinar

[SpangoNuts]

Girl = Tizzy

Boy = Dooly or Ping

[d3r14k]

Alright guys, we are thinking too small. We can do better than this.

Epic names for an epic baby, I say.

Female: Bazzt Zzzt -- What better than to name your progeny after a giant bee terror!? She will grow up to be the Queen Bee for which your genes have conditioned her for.

Male: Vulak`Aerr -- Lil Vuvu for short. Also, a solid rapper name if you decide you'd like your baby to go that route.

On a more serious note, if this is a legitimate baby name thread, Lucan and Firiona are the best I could come up with for an NPC that I would ACTUALLY name a child.

[Jazzy]

Tormax is hard as fuck

Guaranteed alpha male in later life

[Fleetwood]

Mithaniel for a boy, maybe Erolisi or Firiona for a girl.

Boomba the baby FTW though

[Barkingturtle]

Misty Thicket

[Lhancelot]

Nillipus has a nice ring to it. Nillipusa for girl (pronounced Nilla-POO-sa)

Also could go with some pet names. Jebekn, Xenekn, Kobobn all come to mind.

[maskedmelon]

Tserrina
Miranella

Dain
Lucan

[Sage Truthbearer]

Holly Windstalker

[mickmoranis]

Jabantik
Libantik
Zabeker
Vobtik
Jibartik
Gebantik
Jobeker

I am personally fond of Jobeker

u left out lazer.

[rebeccablack]

bait masterson

[Robbintha Hood]

The obvious answer: Avatar of War

Congrats on the kid.

[Raavak]

Antonius (Bayle) for a boy
Firiona (Vie) for a girl

[eudaimonia_etc]

The real thing is to name your kid Doljonijiarnimorinar. It comes with a great nickname too: Bob. Easily unisex.

https://wiki.project1999.com/Lord_Doljonijiarnimorinar

[mefdinkins]

Male - A Froglok Shin Warrior
Female - A Froglok Shinta Warrior

Kwinn instead of Quinn
Essedera
Tobon Starpyre
Vaenor Husga
Wuggan Azusphere
Zenrel Ottonoggin

[Nixtar]

a decaying skeleton. A constant reminder of the tedious inevitably of life.

[Necrostoner]

bait masterson

Old TMO toon.

[Check12345]

https://wiki.project1999.com/images/Npc_holly_windstalker.png

[Troxx]

The mere concept of this thread is depressing ...

[Check12345]

The mere concept of this thread is depressing ...

If they had a star wars / eq wedding...

[Cecily]

The mere concept of this thread is depressing ...

Yeah it is. People entertaining this notion instead of ridiculing it is worse for me.

[Talvyen]

Felwithe

[Izmael]

Innoruuk

If you get twins, call them Mort and Gage

[supermonk]

phinny

[d3r14k]

Yeah it is. People entertaining this notion instead of ridiculing it is worse for me.

One part of me agrees with you, but another part of me really thinks... Do we need another kid named Steve or Dave? Or another Michelle or Tiffany? That's no fun.

No offense to anyone with those names. They are fine names, but they're no Doljonijiarnimorinar.

[Cecily]

One part of me agrees with you, but another part of me really thinks... Do we need another kid named Steve or Dave? Or another Michelle or Tiffany? That's no fun.

No offense to anyone with those names. They are fine names, but they're no Doljonijiarnimorinar.

I appreciate your ability to hold two opposing opinions! As someone who's (un)fortunate enough to get to pick my own name, I don't think a super unique name is much of a positive. I went with Whitney for sentimental reasons.

[oqrelord]

Guys can we stop with the ridicudlous names and suggest something reasonable?

How about Jojoojojgogogoguna?

[skarlorn]

naming your babies after christian names from the bible is the literal equivalent of naming your baby Cleric of Innoruuk

'sall made up!

[skarlorn]

if i could choose my name, i would choose CapitalistLord GreedMaster. unfortunately i am stuck with a name that traces back to the old country hundreds of years.

lame!!!

[Cecily]

if i could choose my name, i would choose CapitalistLord GreedMaster. unfortunately i am stuck with a name that traces back to the old country hundreds of years.

lame!!!


There's nothing stopping you but a fee, some paperwork, a court date, and common sense.

[maskedmelon]

if i could choose my name, i would choose CapitalistLord GreedMaster. unfortunately i am stuck with a name that traces back to the old country hundreds of years.

lame!!!

why don't you change it? i had a friend who did that and another who I expect might. totally different reasons obviously, but our keepers let us call ourselves whatever we liek ^^ i am happy that my name will work for me, no matter what I choose to do in the future. there is a a measure of comfort in that :3

gl GM ^.~v

[skarlorn]

i won't change it because i value subtlety

[Jimjam]

why don't you change it? i had a friend who did that and another who I expect might. totally different reasons obviously, but our keepers let us call ourselves whatever we liek ^^ i am happy that my name will work for me, no matter what I choose to do in the future. there is a a measure of comfort in that :3

gl GM ^.~v

I like the name Alex. Boy, girl, or conqueror of civilisation and possible fother mucker.

[Cecily]

That's a good name for a good reason, Jimjam. I mean if the internet has taught us anything, it's don't let the internet name your child.

https://i.imgur.com/gmLtPq1.jpg

[Jimjam]

The internet is great at naming things!

In the UK a road gritter was named Gritsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Anti-Slip Machiney, and a snow plough David Plowie.

Also, middle name #9 makes me think of p99!

[Nommis]

Not sure if anyone mentioned her yet, but don't forget about my girl, Giz.

https://i.imgur.com/Dq0H8ft.jpg

[aaezil]

Tunare if gurl

Rallos if guy

[Sonderbeast]

Dinner

[Yasi]

The Great Oowomp, which is also Unisex usuable. Could Name your next Boy Boomba the Big. They would make awesome siblings.

Lockjaw, which would be fun once your kid gets braces.

Second Name could be A Shady Swashbuckler, so her passport would say "The Great Oowomp, a shady swashbuckler".

I also like Ssraeshza.

To get more serious:

Xegony & Fennin would be awesome names for two children. Continue down that path and your fifth child shall be named Quarm.

[Ortnit]

Venenzi [Oberzendi] if a girl.
I always liked that DE Necrobabe in Nektulos, since i started my first character, a DE Necro, in 2000.

[Lhancelot]

If you have twins, you could go with Jaime and Cersei. For even more bonus points, both middle names should be Lannister.

[SamwiseRed]

Efteeie or Bait Masterson

[d3r14k]

It isn't EQ, but I vote Urza or Yawgmoth for a boy.

This opens up a whole new realm of possibility: Nissa or Liliana if a female, Tibalt is clearly the only choice for a male.

When a fellow forum-goer mentions MTG:

[jazzman_so_fresh]

I've got lots of replies to catch up on, but this is the mother in a nutshell.

]Elia the Pure. She's part of the paladin epic. Little backstory:

Her purpose is purifying a tainted shield, corrupted by Innoruuk but ultimately reclaimed and restored by the noble paladin (you) in the Paladin epic quest for the Fiery Defender.

She is sassy, but ultimately knows her purifying powers can be used to do good, and is proud to help you, the pure-and-noble heart Paladin.

[Toomuch]

Mr Fizzle
Velium
Rallos

Lenya
Tynkale
Antonius
Charisa

[Nahilu]

Boutik will fit perfectly , your child won't miss PP/money in her life

[Lhancelot]

Boutik will fit perfectly , your child won't miss PP/money in her life

How about Freesky?

Your child can grow up to be a hoarder of items that are all highly overpriced which never sell, while also pestering others 24/7 to buy their items for 25% or less their actual value.

[Pokesan]

I also like Ssraeshza.



Sarah Hazel to make it less life-crippling.

[falkun]

Ever since I had a Live character named Nolena, I've wanted to name my daughter that. My wife was fine with it until I told her where I got the name from. Luckily for us both, our first is a son.

My mom still likes the name Nolena if my wife and I ever have a girl.

[Skew]

Chuckles. (the great)

[Lhancelot]

Ever since I had a Live character named Nolena, I've wanted to name my daughter that. My wife was fine with it until I told her where I got the name from. Luckily for us both, our first is a son.

My mom still likes the name Nolena if my wife and I ever have a girl.

If I ever have a son, his name is going to be Lhancelot.

[mickmoranis]

you sound bitter, like the chances of you reproducing are extremely low and ur mad about it.

[Lhancelot]

Luckily for us your chances of reproducing are extremely low

https://i.imgur.com/LGtmj7Z.jpg

[skarlorn]

great idea, name your son Lhancelot literally the UGLIEST KNIGHT in history who was also an adulterer

seriosuly dude lhancelot was fucking hideous don't make me prove it

[jakerees]

It strikes me as odd now thinking about it that there really are no infants to be found among the populations of humans, dwarves, elves, ogres, trolls, etc. and it points to the fact that Norrath is in it's final days as eventually there will be no new generation to populate the land and it will be overrun by creatures that do apparently still procreate like giant spiders who have their spiderlings running all over the place and perhaps in those days these creatures will rise to a sentience of their own and then Freeport will be ruled by spiders and Halas will be ruled by polar bears and I think that at that point Halas will actually be a town worth visiting if I were still around to see it and I could probably win acceptance by the polar bear people and ingratiate myself to their king by completing quests to hunt down the last few surviving Barbarians and bring their heads back to his throne in retribution for all the bears that were senselessly slaughtered so that they could have fancy polar bear based armor and they also have great warriors in the pits of permafrost that I think could route the goblins from that terrible place and thus establish a polar empire in the everfrost peaks. It would seem logical that in all of this the gnolls who do also produce pups still would move out of their dens of squalor and into the city of Qeynos, finally able to not worry about humans ruining their lands and they can go further ruin the city of Qeynos which is already somewhat of an s-hole place but it is sometimes a place that you have to go to sometimes for whatever reason but you don't stay any longer than you have to kind of like Cleveland, Ohio or Minneapolis, Minnesota. I don't believe the frogloks would move out of Guk to retake Grobb as their accommodations are currently better already as are the lizard people's in Cazic Thule so Oggok will go empty into this new age and Kaladim will be overrun by Goblins as will most likely Rivervale and I just want to make sure I'm around to see this new world because I think I would thrive in it. Brittney Spears everyone. Stop.

[Lhancelot]

great idea, name your son Lhancelot literally the UGLIEST KNIGHT in history who was also an adulterer

seriosuly dude lhancelot was fucking hideous don't make me prove it

"Lhancelot was a knight of passion who possessed a richness from within that drew many a people under his honorable spell of virtue." -Merlin, 504AD

Sorry man. I have to go with what Merlin wrote over some halfling named Filbus who resides on the p99 forums. Merlin never once mentions anything about him being ugly btw.

[skarlorn]

Excerpts from the Once and Future King by T.H. White (https://www.shmoop.com/once-and-future-king/lancelot.html) regarding "The Ill-Made Knight" (Lancelot)

" For one thing, his ears stick out dreadfully. He's also compared to "an African ape" and is apparently "as ugly as a monster in the king's menagerie" (K.1.24). Poor Lancelot. Guenever even tells him at one point to leave and to take his ugly face with him."

"Lancelot, despite being the bravest of the knights, is ugly, and ape-like, so that he calls himself the Chevalier mal fet - "The Ill-Made Knight"."

"In the third volume, Lancelot self-describes as the Chevalier mal fet - the “Ill-Made Knight”, which is also the title of the volume. These flaws are not limited to Lancelot’s exterior either;

For one thing, he [Lancelot] liked to hurt people. [...] One reason why he fell in love with Guenever was because the first thing he had done was to hurt her. He might never have noticed her as a person, if he had not seen the pain in her eyes."

And this even goes back to the presentation of Lancelot in the earliest of Arturian writers, Chretien de Troyes, who wrote The Knight of the Cart (http://www.public-library.uk/ebooks/54/35.pdf). In the beginning of this story (which does not describe Lancelot physically as that was not the style of writing back when stories were told only through poetry -- the novel did not yet exist), Lancelot rides in the back of a cart and is covered by pig shit and other unnameable filths, he earns his namesake "The Knight of the Cart" which is a sick burn and also sets up how the public views his character from that point on. For example, "they all cease their play and shout across the fields 'See, yonder comes the knight who was driven in the
cart! Let no one continue his sport while he is in our midst. A curse upon him who cares or deigns to play so long as he is here!' pg 11, the Knight of the Cart.

[Lhancelot]

Excerpts from the Once and Future King by T.H. White (https://www.shmoop.com/once-and-future-king/lancelot.html) regarding "The Ill-Made Knight" (Lancelot)

" For one thing, his ears stick out dreadfully. He's also compared to "an African ape" and is apparently "as ugly as a monster in the king's menagerie" (K.1.24). Poor Lancelot. Guenever even tells him at one point to leave and to take his ugly face with him."

"Lancelot, despite being the bravest of the knights, is ugly, and ape-like, so that he calls himself the Chevalier mal fet - "The Ill-Made Knight"."

"In the third volume, Lancelot self-describes as the Chevalier mal fet - the “Ill-Made Knight”, which is also the title of the volume. These flaws are not limited to Lancelot’s exterior either;

For one thing, he [Lancelot] liked to hurt people. [...] One reason why he fell in love with Guenever was because the first thing he had done was to hurt her. He might never have noticed her as a person, if he had not seen the pain in her eyes."

And this even goes back to the presentation of Lancelot in the earliest of Arturian writers, Chretien de Troyes, who wrote The Knight of the Cart (http://www.public-library.uk/ebooks/54/35.pdf). In the beginning of this story (which does not describe Lancelot physically as that was not the style of writing back when stories were told only through poetry -- the novel did not yet exist), Lancelot rides in the back of a cart and is covered by pig shit and other unnameable filths, he earns his namesake "The Knight of the Cart" which is a sick burn and also sets up how the public views his character from that point on. For example, "they all cease their play and shout across the fields 'See, yonder comes the knight who was driven in the
cart! Let no one continue his sport while he is in our midst. A curse upon him who cares or deigns to play so long as he is here!' pg 11, the Knight of the Cart.

This is one of your best written stories yet, Skarlorn.

Pretty deep and involved, lots of innuendos in it too. Well done bro. Well done.

[Haloren]

I am going to be a dad in about 4 months as well. I briefly thought about it, but ended up deciding that I just hope I can call the baby 'the sleeper'

[Lhancelot]

I'm sure there are other sources out there that claim Lancelot was the most beauitful man in existence.

[Jimjam]

If it is a girl go with Luclin, but make sure to pronounce it 'Loose Lynne' so she has a terrible time as a teenager.

[Lifebar]

A spite golem.

[Issar]

I am going to be a dad in about 4 months as well. I briefly thought about it, but ended up deciding that I just hope I can call the baby 'the sleeper'

As a father of a 3 year old and 7mo old twins, don’t get your hopes up. That being said you’ll never be so happy to be sleep deprived. Congrats btw.

[gizmo]

Did somebody already say Lazer?

Or Carson if you liked to hang out in Highkeep.

[sweeturinal]

Guys can we stop with the ridicudlous names and suggest something reasonable?

How about Jojoojojgogogoguna?

came to suggest this name so i definitely second it.

on the topic of Lancelot, the only descriptors of him i've personally read make him out to be quite fair. not gonna act like an authority on the topic though as i never really read much of Arthurian Legend.

on a side note does anyone know the name of the series of books focused on Merlin + Arthur, but are far more realistic i.e. Merlin doesn't actually use do magic, but is more of an illusionist? an old roommate of mine read and recommended them when we lived together, but now the name escapes me

[Tayndin]

Think outside the box my friend, go with zones!
Neriaka or Thurgadina for a a girl.
Lakeo for a boy. (Lakeo Fillomen? don't even try it in game, no luck :( also Swampo )

[Lhancelot]

on the topic of Lancelot, the only descriptors of him i've personally read make him out to be quite fair. not gonna act like an authority on the topic though as i never really read much of Arthurian Legend.


Yes, that's pretty much the most important trait to recognize and understand about Lhancelot.

Only a materialistic and shallow hobbit would place all value on physical appearances.

[Zill]

Name your son Halas and call him Hal for short.

I just fucking won this thread, I feel it in my bones guys

[Moerne]

I'm disappointed no one has mentioned Lanys. I'm partial to it because that was my live server and my main has always been DE.

Friend of a friend in high school was named Lothlorien. It was well before the LOTR movies came out, so not a name most people instantly recognized. Thought it was a pretty neat choice.

[Canelek]

Uncircumcised. Not cool.


Edit: And enjoy your ascension. Sadly, you'll need to do better than oddball shock value to hang with those other goofs.

[Muggens]

My eyes

[Nexii]

I would say something about 18+ but let's face it no one under 18 plays P99

[skarlorn]

RIP sweet hyejin

[Lhancelot]

Sometimes a forced ascension is necessary.

I don't blame Hyejin one bit. I can respect that actually.

I am still sad I like Hyejin's posts and alien-like highly evolved intellect. :(

[skarlorn]

I'm really gonna miss Big J. Was having a lot of fun in her current incarnation.

Alas,

[Lhancelot]

I'm really gonna miss Big J. Was having a lot of fun in her current incarnation.

Alas,

She will be missed. Hope all is well. For real.

[skarlorn]

Probably just dabbled a bit to heavy in the drugs and then wanted to share some cummi dick picks. Personally the tranny getting f*cked in the ass is not even aesthetically pleasing. I think his little dingus is quite comedic. However the BBC with the white slime seems very triumphant, wholesome, and inspired.

[Spyder73]

Hyejin was messaging me for a few hours on Saturday while I was on my druid Wutaang. He/she/it figured out it was me and would not leave me alone for awhile. Wish I would have SS'd the convo now (him spamming me, me ignoring).

But honestly I don't enjoy this type of crap while I am at work. BigJ losing his mind

[skarlorn]

Hyejin was messaging me for a few hours on Saturday while I was on my druid Wutaang. He/she/it figured out it was me

shocker

[Pokesan]

is this homegrown

[d3r14k]

But honestly I don't enjoy this type of crap while I am at work.

Same here. I had to do a panic click close when I saw penises...peni? WHATEVER! Not cool, man.

[skarlorn]

Same here. I had to do a panic click close when I saw penises...peni? WHATEVER! Not cool, man.

the first picture was of a large penis shrouded in a plastic condom ramming into the asshole of a smaller male whose uncircumsized penis is flaccid and draping to stage right on his scrotum. the second picture was of a nice chocolate colored penis held in the owner's right hand with his semen (cum) sliding down the penis itself and also onto his hand.

Would you have been equally upset had the genitalia shots been of vagine?

[d3r14k]

It's not that I'm upset, per se. I just don't want to get fired or have to explain to anyone why there is tranny porn on my screen if someone walks by.

I mean...personally I would prefer vagine pics over peni if given the option. Edit: At least that would be easier to explain.

[skarlorn]

thanks for your honesty i tend to agree that it would be way more chill to explain p*ssy pics and t*ts

[Spyder73]

Honestly none of it is easy to explain

Boss: What the f#ck are you looking at?

Me: Errr hey boss! Promise this is not what it looks like, just browsing a forum

Boss: Ahhh ok....What like a business forum? What are those goofy avatars

Me: Errr, I mean....Its a video game forum

Boss: Video game forum at work eh? What video game

Me; Its a 20 year old elf simulation of Everquest

Boss: Pack your sh!t and get out

My boss sees on me on the forums quite a bit and will yell at me to "get off that damn video game blog and get back to work"

[mickmoranis]

Honestly none of it is easy to explain

Boss: What the f#ck are you looking at?

Me: Errr hey boss! Promise this is not what it looks like, just browsing a forum

Boss: Ahhh ok....What like a business forum? What are those goofy avatars

Me: Errr, I mean....Its a video game forum

Boss: Video game forum at work eh? What video game

Me; Its a 20 year old elf simulation of Everquest

Boss: Pack your sh!t and get out

My boss sees on me on the forums quite a bit and will yell at me to "get off that damn video game blog and get back to work"

Boss: I like everquest! whats the subject?

Me: Right now we're trying to decide if this group if people are genetically inferrior but this one guy keeps posting pictures of transexuals cumming and its HILLARIOus...

Boss: pack your shit.

[Lhancelot]

I think mods should give Hyejin a second chance. Simply remove the unacceptable images and carry on as if nothing happened.

[SiouxNation]

The pictures are still up...

[Pokesan]

The pictures are still up...

looks like a misfire. someone swung and missed.

[skarlorn]

i like how long these pics have lasted

[Spyder73]

If we bury the evidence fast enough it will live forever

[mickmoranis]

hey guys whats up just posting to say hello.

[Lhancelot]

i like how long these pics have lasted

This could mean only one thing.

Llandris = Hyejin?

[skarlorn]

INSULATE THE WHALE

[skarlorn]

what this means is that no mods read this thread, and that none of us are rats.

i'm pretty proud of that last fact

(so far)

[Lhancelot]

what this means is that no mods read this thread

I feel a bit neglected tbh.

[maskedmelon]

*transmutes self into warm layer of blubber beneath whale*

still not happy about discovering soul defilers in use at work though ;n;

[Spyder73]

We shall make this THE WALL 2.0

[AzzarTheGod]

lame thread taking a hard pass this one

[d3r14k]

what this means is that no mods read this thread

Surprising considering Llandris and Telin are both posters on the first page of this thread. IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME!

[Mead]

I mean really bad thread we got going here

can close it up

[skarlorn]

lame thread taking a hard pass this one

nothing worth seeing here.

[Lhancelot]

I just learned there are people named Shin Ree, so you could take this route with a boy and it wouldn't at all sound odd IRL.

Only when he grew of age would you explain to him his name came from Lord Shin Ree who terrorized noobs for over 30 years and counting on p99.

He'd be proud.

[skarlorn]

https://i.imgur.com/GlAlvUv.jpg

[SiouxNation]

That looks like a make your own adventure entry.

[Kohedron]

Definitely Yendar or Hasten.

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/GlAlvUv.jpg

Thank you.

[Zill]

I've given this some thought -

If it's a boy, name him Tovax Vmar

If it's a girl, name her Tovax Vmar

Analya

https://wiki.project1999.com/Analya
Yeah that's pretty, and they could call her Anal for short

[Toomuch]

Eldee (pronounced "L D")

[Shrubwise]

Shrub Marwood, duh!