Dreams of Filbus

[Lhancelot]

https://i.imgur.com/DJAw2gZ.jpg

[Spyder73]

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[d3r14k]

The endless taunting of Filbus' agnostic nature cannot be good for him. Remember, he was recently brought into the favor of the Retarded One. He will release his pent up rage towards you in a quick flurry if you aren't careful.

I imagine it looking something like this:

[Jimjam]

Retarded God is allegorical for godlessness.

[Argh]

I thought Filbus had red hair?

[SiouxNation]

Is Brell better than agnosticism?

[Zemus]

Dwarf warriors are way better anyway.

[skarlorn]

My balding red hairline is with the Retarded one now.


I'M NOT MAD!!!!!!!

[maskedmelon]

you know what is truly appalling ? DEs can't wear rallos zek deity armor even though they can worship him. disgusting tbqh :c

[Pokesan]

that's the best hobbitface +1 lhance

[Qtip]

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Simple jack always got the fresh bowl cut.

[skarlorn]

Updates please?

[d3r14k]

Updates please?

On Simple Jack's bowl cut? It's still there.

[Arkanjil]

Halfling wars get sneak! So OP!

[mickmoranis]

pod..

lol

Want to see someone live journal the life of a young pod from a small boy like he looks like in that pic

[Rose Bloodorchid]

i seen a Filbus once. it was several months back now when it came in my home and i remember it pretty well. it shook me so fiercely i wrote about it in my journal:

...i zoned out a moment as i approached the Commons and was super startled as was making my way through the corridor when i run smack into a tall dark man. he have a plus size forehead and a big gold rod in him hand and he look rather hateful. he look something liek this

<<<REDACTED>>>


I dunno what he doing there, but he have a little blonde gremlin wth him. i do my best to be polite and try an flash it a hateful little smile, but it pretty gross and i think now maybe I was rude. anyway, I pretty excited to see visitors in my hometown and am chitchatty from my flight and start rambling to them. well, the tall man, he sit down and suddenly vanish. I think maybe I scare him, now that I think about it, but I dunno. so he vanish and it just me and the gremlin. i not so interested in talking more with him and neither is my tummy, so i bid him farewell, hate bewithhim an all.

JUST as I bout to leave something flash from the darkness, I run off anyway, but stop mid stride as the scent of pumpkin pie and jumjum crawl up my nostrils liek a trelf from a spider. i turn round, and see him there. my pretty blue tummy furiously protest the sight, threatening to evict the burnt bread that was my lunch. she quiver, tumbling between my ribs and hips liek a drunken bixie in a bag as my eyes linger on the hideous thing bfore me.

it stooped and twisted form cast a grotesque shadow on the path of discord, it shadow stretching toward my slippered feets liek a buncha spilt chamber pots. it screech an hiss at me and I know what it is. my ebon heart speak it name in my ear: Filbus. I turn and run before I wretch, holding my tummy as i a alert the guards. i'd've stayed to help, but i still needed to make it to the third gate and my tummy couldn't suffer the abuse no more.

that was the night hate returned (sorta) to neriak.

[SiouxNation]

First and only time I've seen Filbus was in his home, Rivervale. He was killing guards, his own brethren.

[Lhancelot]

First and only time I've seen Filbus was in his home, Rivervale. He was killing guards, his own brethren.

He's a godless debased heathen troglodyte. I aint surprised he is killing halflings in RV, not one bit.

[Lhancelot]

i seen a Filbus once. it was several months back now when it came in my home and i remember it pretty well. it shook me so fiercely i wrote about it in my journal:

...i zoned out a moment as i approached the Commons and was super startled as was making my way through the corridor when i run smack into a tall dark man. he have a plus size forehead and a big gold rod in him hand and he look rather hateful. he look something liek this

<<<REDACTED>>>


I dunno what he doing there, but he have a little blonde gremlin wth him. i do my best to be polite and try an flash it a hateful little smile, but it pretty gross and i think now maybe I was rude. anyway, I pretty excited to see visitors in my hometown and am chitchatty from my flight and start rambling to them. well, the tall man, he sit down and suddenly vanish. I think maybe I scare him, now that I think about it, but I dunno. so he vanish and it just me and the gremlin. i not so interested in talking more with him and neither is my tummy, so i bid him farewell, hate bewithhim an all.

JUST as I bout to leave something flash from the darkness, I run off anyway, but stop mid stride as the scent of pumpkin pie and jumjum crawl up my nostrils liek a trelf from a spider. i turn round, and see him there. my pretty blue tummy furiously protest the sight, threatening to evict the burnt bread that was my lunch. she quiver, tumbling between my ribs and hips liek a drunken bixie in a bag as my eyes linger on the hideous thing bfore me.

it stooped and twisted form cast a grotesque shadow on the path of discord, it shadow stretching toward my slippered feets liek a buncha spilt chamber pots. it screech an hiss at me and I know what it is. my ebon heart speak it name in my ear: Filbus. I turn and run before I wretch, holding my tummy as i a alert the guards. i'd've stayed to help, but i still needed to make it to the third gate and my tummy couldn't suffer the abuse no more.

that was the night hate returned (sorta) to neriak.

re-reading so I can absorb it all.

[skarlorn]

First and only time I've seen Filbus was in his home, Rivervale. He was killing guards, his own brethren.

LIAR

[Baler]

I've seen Filbus in game killing dark elf guards in Neriak.

[Lhancelot]

LIAR

You are a godless heathen. Truth finds it impossible to escape your lips.

Even Rallos Zek himself refuses you entry to his soul-abode of eternal warriors regardless how strongly you adhere to a code of killing and mayhem.

A certain honor is required and faith to endear yourself with the God of Warriors, and Filbus has neither.

When Filbus dies, he will be alone in the afterlife just as he is alone in this life.

[skarlorn]

Thank you everyone who has talked about me crusading the unholy caverns of Neriak. I remember Rose was a brave dark elf who sounded the alarm.

YOURE NExT

[Lhancelot]

Thank you everyone who has talked about me crusading the unholy caverns of Neriak. I remember Rose was a brave dark elf who sounded the alarm.

YOURE NExT

Looking forward to the next chapter.