Superbowl 2018

[Baler]

Super Bowl 52 this Sunday, who will be watching? Anyone going to a party? Who do you want to win?

[Lulz~Sect]

I’ll be smoking a bunch of Super Bowls with my naked GF 😏🙏🏽

[Twochain]

I’ll be smoking a bunch of Super Bowls with my naked GF 😏🙏🏽

Man i was just about to call you a geek

But then i saw your sig, which contains a picture of an EQ elf instead of ol dirty bastard. I relate to you too much.

Am I also a fucking geek?

Fuck...

Anywho, i bleed philadelphia sports, and if we win, i'm going streaking.

[katrik]

I want Philly to win. I know they’re not going to, but that would be nice. Fuck the pats.

[mickmoranis]

i predict pokesan will still have a micro penis.

[chadtwoke]

this post is lowkey woke

only thing woke is the fact that white men throw better than blacks.

[Mead]

Voted pats bc nobody else did

[Secrets]

Philly all the way. Fuck the Patriots. Fuck Dallas.

[AzzarTheGod]

I’ll be smoking a bunch of Super Bowls with my naked GF 😏🙏🏽

/thread

[Ahldagor]

I’ll be smoking a bunch of Super Bowls with my naked GF 😏🙏🏽

You don't have to be modest. You can say you're dating the Palms twins.

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/UX0OfEw.gif

[Pokesan]

fuck both these teams. only the saints would stand a chance against brady.

miracle my ass

[skarlorn]

i'll watch part of this game due to political necessity

[Patriam1066]

only thing woke is the fact that white men throw better than blacks.

Not spears

[Patriam1066]

As much as I love a good spear chucker dig, the top 4 javelin throws ever are by white males.

Well how bout that. Learn something new every day!

[Grubbz]

who cares, was rigged last year will be rigged again this year.

[AzzarTheGod]

who cares, was rigged last year will be rigged again this year.

last year was too suspicious to not be rigged but hard to say how many people are in on it

[Lulz~Sect]

lost count of bowls already erudite s

(Grabs an over flowing handful of tiddy)

[skarlorn]

gf fat, cannot cope with reality ^

[Lulz~Sect]

thicc |= fat

(tak e s a puff and cups A DD

[Lulz~Sect]

Tiddy

[AzzarTheGod]

remember the year of 9/11 or the year after, the Patriots tore through the league and went into the AFC with record breaking numbers.

could argue that was the start of a dynasty and the prime team, but I remember it being awkward during the AFC playoffs with the ref bias.... and superbowl that year itself had that suspect refereeing where you had to question whether football was real. The media wrote about the Patriot movement and patriotism in America and the New York Times did a full feature on the Super Bowl that year with regards to America finding itself again. Basically coordinated propaganda.

in basketball the refs definitely make calls to keep the game close and to promote competition, esp during the finals. in football, im leaning towards it being scripted. Last year was too bizarre, add that to the 9/11 victory and media coverage of the 9/11 victory and its like believing santa clause is real.

[Patriam1066]

Only the eagles could fuck up an extra point in the super bowl

Can't believe I'm saying this but go pats. Fuck philly

[Baler]

Only the eagles could fuck up an extra point in the super bowl

Followed by patriots missing a field goal. LOL

[Lulz~Sect]

BUT DID THE BALL GO

[Patriam1066]

Followed by patriots missing a field goal. LOL

Yeah wow

I jinxed them

[Baler]

Old tom brady butter fingers,.. Acting casual.. haha

[Lulz~Sect]

gotta maEk it loook reAl

[skarlorn]

I'm watching part of this

[Pokesan]

I'm watching part of this

but enough about bisexuals

[Ahldagor]

Wentz can catch a pass, but Tom can't. The hell's going on with these kickers? Kraft looks hammered tho'.

[Lulz~Sect]

😍 Luv Justin

went from Spears to classy broad Biel

[skarlorn]

This JT outfit lmao definitely trying to appeal to the American peasants with the camp

[Lulz~Sect]

peasants race confirmed

https://i.imgur.com/0J2EYpY_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Baler]

Touch down Eagles.

https://i.imgur.com/wjZcDRx.gif

[skarlorn]

Touch down beagles get fucked you dumbass idiots

[Lulz~Sect]

FUCK THE PATRIOS

[Baler]

gotta maEk it loook reAl

:D

[skarlorn]

It would be a cooler sport if they used no armor and had MMA champions in the field attacking all players

[Baler]

It would be a cooler sport if they used no armor and had MMA champions in the field attacking all players

Yes, make this happen! :eek:

[Ahldagor]

JT with a tribute to the Secrets of NIMH jacket.....and Eli can lift OBJ....I don't know what's going on now. .......I'm too sober for this shit.

[Baler]

BOOM Eagles Touch Down

[mickmoranis]

cloverfield 3 superbowl 0

[Ahldagor]

Fuck Cloverfield, Mick. Tb12 just fimbled and lost the game. (Should lose anyway)

[Baler]

cloverfield 3 superbowl 0

*fist bump* I'm excited for that too! :)

John Goodman gave me mixed emotions in the bunker. Hope.

[Baler]

GG Eagles Win

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[Ahldagor]

GG Eagles Win

Damn good game. Grats Philly!

[Oleris]

Close game. Hoping vikings break their curse next.

[Patriam1066]

Nick foles has downs

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS

[Oleris]

Nick foles has downs

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS

Nick "Brad Johnson" Foles

[katrik]

Sweet, sweet revenge.

FUCKTHEPATS

[Patriam1066]

I was for the giants and falcons but the eagles???

That was tough. Good game though

Posted from my iPhone

[Pokesan]

philly will burn tonight

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/lebBEKy.gif
not my gif

[Lulz~Sect]

https://i.imgur.com/vQBnVeF_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/vQBnVeF_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

That is a fucking awesome post. :o

[Secrets]

The Eagles won't have a winning record

The Eagles won't be relevant in the playoff picture

The Eagles won't make the playoffs

The Eagles won't win the division

The Eagles won't have a first round BYE

The Eagles won't be the first seed

The Eagles won't win any playoff games

The Eagles won't make it to the Super Bowl

The Eagles won't win the Super Bowl

<YOU ARE HERE>

The Eagles won't break Meek Mill out of prison

The Eagles won't win political positions of power

The Eagles won't be able to afford a jet fueled rocket

The Eagles won't be able to launch the jet fueled rocket

The Eagles won't use the same technology to start a new space race

The Eagles won't send the jet fueled rocket to the Gulf of Mexico as a show of power over Dallas

The Eagles won't be able to start a police state and take over the City of Philadelphia

The Eagles won't have their fans elect Nick Foles as the President of the United States

The Nation of the Philadelphia Eagles won't nuke North Korea

The Nation of the Philadelphia Eagles won't colonize Mars

The Global Federation of the Philadelphia Eagles won't establish a new world order

The Intergalactic Federation of the Philadelphia Eagles won't colonize the Milky Way galaxy

[Lulz~Sect]

Really hope those are brought gean quotes verbatim

[Ahldagor]

https://i.imgur.com/lebBEKy.gif
not my gif

Lol

[Patriam1066]

https://i.imgur.com/lebBEKy.gif
not my gif

https://i.imgur.com/vQBnVeF_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

Hahaha

[Ahldagor]

Devito as the red M&M was pretty funny too.

[mickmoranis]

Was the superbowl as disappointing as cloverfield 3 was?

[eadric]

Devito as the red M&M was pretty funny too.

That was the only commercial that I laughed at. The tide ones were clever, too, though.

[maskedmelon]

https://i.imgur.com/vQBnVeF_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

is that the sea shepherd guy?

[Baler]

is that the sea shepherd guy?

lol, no.

https://i.imgur.com/oBcZoZv.jpg

[chadtwoke]

some asshole eagles fan ate horse shit in celebration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCAsXRCy_V4

[Baler]

some asshole eagles fan ate horse shit in celebration.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCAsXRCy_V4

this reminds me of those videos in third world countries where everyone has their cell phone out video recording a d**** person after an accident in public. Makes me disgusted with humanity and technology.

[Pokesan]

josh mcdaniels reneged on the colts

belichick gonna retire!

[Mead]

josh mcdaniels reneged on the colts

belichick gonna retire!

https://mobile.twitter.com/CaptAndrewLuck/status/961041937229758464

[Ahldagor]

That move limits McDaniels' HC opportunities. Also left out in the rain 8 guys who had agreed to join his staff. Irsay is caught with a gallon bag of opiates in how long?