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skarlorn
02-15-2018, 04:39 PM
First person to post a screenshot of them killing a dark elf in Neriak gets 500pp paid by me.

Must provide evidence that you landed the killing blow, as well as screenshot of yourself standing over the corpse.

Begin.

Lulz~Sect
02-15-2018, 04:48 PM
Dats racist

mickmoranis
02-15-2018, 05:01 PM
the mayor is upping the number of letherfoots on patrol in nektulos i see

skarlorn
02-15-2018, 05:09 PM
the mayor is upping the number of letherfoots on patrol in nektulos i see

das right.

it's time we made an expedition into the heart of the ENEMY.

500pp. Hurry up.

Lulz~Sect
02-15-2018, 05:16 PM
Forming a halfling ethno state?

skarlorn
02-15-2018, 05:26 PM
neriak delenda est

Baler
02-15-2018, 05:41 PM
Filbus funding a war on Neriak!? That's a bold political move.
Ogre teamsters may have to crack some skulls.
Maybe they'll send troll blankets to rivervale...

https://i.imgur.com/1andfeF.png

Ravager
02-15-2018, 05:48 PM
I approve.

MiRo2
02-15-2018, 06:41 PM
https://i.imgur.com/rvsEpKp.jpg

nilzark
02-15-2018, 06:45 PM
I killed one in the woods, does that count?

nilzark
02-15-2018, 06:58 PM
This contest is a hoax, OP is hoax, eq is hoax

skarlorn
02-15-2018, 07:02 PM
https://i.imgur.com/rvsEpKp.jpg

Can I give you the money in ec in the next twenty mins?

MiRo2
02-15-2018, 07:03 PM
Can I give you the money in ec in the next twenty mins?

Rivervale works best for me. Mayor Gubbin and I are currently having a conversation about the lack of timeliness on your bounty payments.

https://i.imgur.com/wcwwf3F.jpg

nilzark
02-15-2018, 07:06 PM
I feel another dual in the Vale coming on...

skarlorn
02-15-2018, 07:10 PM
man if you're on red server ur probably shit outta luck;

logging onto my red toon to see if i can pay you in the server of your choice

MiRo2
02-15-2018, 07:19 PM
This contest is a hoax, OP is hoax, eq is hoax

While the payment was not as quick as I hoped, Filbus did not filch, and stated that while I won the contest, he would still pay out to the first person on Blue as well.

skarlorn
02-15-2018, 07:25 PM
Confirmed God bless neriak DELENDA EST

nilzark
02-15-2018, 07:45 PM
Confirmed God bless neriak DELENDA EST

God's work, true.

Computer Man
02-15-2018, 08:06 PM
See if you can catch two people in the middle of a game of chess

Evia
02-15-2018, 08:19 PM
https://imgur.com/a/uzgjX

skarlorn
02-15-2018, 08:32 PM
nice dude. logging in right meow. filbus is in EC.

mastersapper
02-15-2018, 08:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/peEW72A.jpg

Do I get 500 pp too?

skarlorn
02-15-2018, 08:37 PM
kellian wr u

skarlorn
02-15-2018, 08:44 PM
Well, I logged into EC. Kellian was nowhere to be found.

I can only assume that yet another hero of Norrath cleansed the evil elf city of a inky scum purely for the joy of doing the Lord's Work.

GOd BLEsS

mattitude
02-15-2018, 11:11 PM
nasty elves

branamil
02-15-2018, 11:47 PM
The Teir`Dal will have the last laugh. Your campaign of hatred is inspired by Innoruuk himself. Hatred is the universal truth.

skarlorn
02-15-2018, 11:54 PM
lol, innorruuk is a tiny little shrimp he doesn't even lift

Llandris
02-16-2018, 12:53 AM
How dare u

skarlorn
02-16-2018, 01:12 AM
Victory Conditions:

Should Filbus win, Llandris must swear to Protect the Hobbitfolk of Norrath, promising never to disrupt the Democracy, and then go to Neriak and Deathtouch the GM of his class.

i'll even give you 500pp my dear Llandris.

i don't think I ever saw evidence you DT'd the neriak rogue GM :)

Canelek
02-16-2018, 05:18 AM
It is critical that we keep all of the hobbit holes stuffed.

Spyder73
02-16-2018, 12:11 PM
These player driven events are great, I hope they keep building and building.

You support events that are inherently racist in nature (slaughtering poor dark elves). What a shock from this forums #1 bigot

mickmoranis
02-16-2018, 12:17 PM
how come there is no rp guild that like raids cities and shouts RP shit all over the place come on guys this server is like 90 years old.

Lulz~Sect
02-16-2018, 12:48 PM
How lewd! I’m just a little girl!

jakerees
02-16-2018, 02:28 PM
Filbus' war against Neriak is costing lives.

https://imgur.com/fBNZGjl.jpeg

skarlorn
02-16-2018, 03:27 PM
how come there is no rp guild that like raids cities and shouts RP shit all over the place come on guys this server is like 90 years old.

There was some all troll RP guild leveling up last year with this intent in mind, but they fizzled. Snackies helped me do it with Rustle once and we were gonna keep raiding towns but then Rustle got melted. I think this type of guild woukd do better in pvp server. I came to p99 from a wow guild that specialized in this sort of thing.

mickmoranis
02-16-2018, 03:29 PM
There was some all troll RP guild leveling up last year with this intent in mind, but they fizzled. Snackies helped me do it with Rustle once and we were gonna keep raiding towns but then Rustle got melted. I think this type of guild woukd do better in pvp server. I came to p99 from a wow guild that specialized in this sort of thing.

yea to own some city like NFP on a pvp server would be fun as hell.

skarlorn
02-16-2018, 04:02 PM
you jest but the thex monarchy does a lot to keep the region stable. without them in power what's to stop the cultists from the temple of the fire god from setting the commons ablaze? the najena separatists have no interest in preventing that. and worser still, the goblins of fire peak could make a bid for power by freeing the dread wurm from his earthen tomb. all antonica would be in peril. regime change can have unexpected consequences, without an exit strategy this is just another episode of leatherfoot military adventurism.

This is BULLSHit. I'm not surprised if you are the sort of halfling who hangs out in Neriak Foreign Quarter. Ro has no interest in the commonlands. He prefers the deserts and the lava pits, to suggest the Thex help guard the commonlands is LAUGHABLE at best. Sure, the Thex golems and dark elf warriors defend against fire goblin incursions, but to be frank, they aren't even dealing with the same level of threat that hobbits face every day in the thicket. Najena separatists are content to diddle their skellingtons and succ on spiders, as you are well aware. The leatherfoots MUST force the blood price on the Neriak scum to remind them there is a cost for hunting our proud deputies.


Thex propgandist scum!

Lulz~Sect
02-16-2018, 04:10 PM
Dark Elf lives matter

mickmoranis
02-16-2018, 04:11 PM
blue lives matter (they do, more than others, these people risk their lives to protect norrath)

skarlorn
02-16-2018, 04:35 PM
*burps extremely loudly to cover up what pokesan says*

NERIAK MUST FALL

mickmoranis
02-16-2018, 05:52 PM
*burps extremely loudly to cover up what pokesan says*

NERIAK MUST FALL

hes upset at the mayor out of principial cus most of rivervale vote conservatively.

skarlorn
02-16-2018, 05:54 PM
we love the Wall.

mickmoranis
02-16-2018, 07:56 PM
we love the Wall.

lol im dyin

https://i.imgur.com/7P2LSMp.png