500 pp BOUNTY - Dark Elf must DIE

[skarlorn]

First person to post a screenshot of them killing a dark elf in Neriak gets 500pp paid by me.

Must provide evidence that you landed the killing blow, as well as screenshot of yourself standing over the corpse.

Begin.

[Lulz~Sect]

Dats racist

[mickmoranis]

the mayor is upping the number of letherfoots on patrol in nektulos i see

[skarlorn]

the mayor is upping the number of letherfoots on patrol in nektulos i see

das right.

it's time we made an expedition into the heart of the ENEMY.

500pp. Hurry up.

[Lulz~Sect]

Forming a halfling ethno state?

[skarlorn]

neriak delenda est

[Baler]

Filbus funding a war on Neriak!? That's a bold political move.
Ogre teamsters may have to crack some skulls.
Maybe they'll send troll blankets to rivervale...

https://i.imgur.com/1andfeF.png

[Ravager]

I approve.

[MiRo2]

https://i.imgur.com/rvsEpKp.jpg

[nilzark]

I killed one in the woods, does that count?

[nilzark]

This contest is a hoax, OP is hoax, eq is hoax

[skarlorn]

https://i.imgur.com/rvsEpKp.jpg

Can I give you the money in ec in the next twenty mins?

[MiRo2]

Can I give you the money in ec in the next twenty mins?

Rivervale works best for me. Mayor Gubbin and I are currently having a conversation about the lack of timeliness on your bounty payments.

https://i.imgur.com/wcwwf3F.jpg

[nilzark]

I feel another dual in the Vale coming on...

[skarlorn]

man if you're on red server ur probably shit outta luck;

logging onto my red toon to see if i can pay you in the server of your choice

[MiRo2]

This contest is a hoax, OP is hoax, eq is hoax

While the payment was not as quick as I hoped, Filbus did not filch, and stated that while I won the contest, he would still pay out to the first person on Blue as well.

[skarlorn]

Confirmed God bless neriak DELENDA EST

[nilzark]

Confirmed God bless neriak DELENDA EST

God's work, true.

[Computer Man]

See if you can catch two people in the middle of a game of chess

[Evia]

https://imgur.com/a/uzgjX

[skarlorn]

nice dude. logging in right meow. filbus is in EC.

[mastersapper]

https://i.imgur.com/peEW72A.jpg

Do I get 500 pp too?

[skarlorn]

kellian wr u

[skarlorn]

Well, I logged into EC. Kellian was nowhere to be found.

I can only assume that yet another hero of Norrath cleansed the evil elf city of a inky scum purely for the joy of doing the Lord's Work.

GOd BLEsS

[mattitude]

nasty elves

[branamil]

The Teir`Dal will have the last laugh. Your campaign of hatred is inspired by Innoruuk himself. Hatred is the universal truth.

[skarlorn]

lol, innorruuk is a tiny little shrimp he doesn't even lift

[Llandris]

How dare u

[skarlorn]

Victory Conditions:

Should Filbus win, Llandris must swear to Protect the Hobbitfolk of Norrath, promising never to disrupt the Democracy, and then go to Neriak and Deathtouch the GM of his class.

i'll even give you 500pp my dear Llandris.

i don't think I ever saw evidence you DT'd the neriak rogue GM :)

[Canelek]

It is critical that we keep all of the hobbit holes stuffed.

[Spyder73]

These player driven events are great, I hope they keep building and building.

You support events that are inherently racist in nature (slaughtering poor dark elves). What a shock from this forums #1 bigot

[mickmoranis]

how come there is no rp guild that like raids cities and shouts RP shit all over the place come on guys this server is like 90 years old.

[Lulz~Sect]

How lewd! I’m just a little girl!

[jakerees]

Filbus' war against Neriak is costing lives.

https://imgur.com/fBNZGjl.jpeg

[skarlorn]

how come there is no rp guild that like raids cities and shouts RP shit all over the place come on guys this server is like 90 years old.

There was some all troll RP guild leveling up last year with this intent in mind, but they fizzled. Snackies helped me do it with Rustle once and we were gonna keep raiding towns but then Rustle got melted. I think this type of guild woukd do better in pvp server. I came to p99 from a wow guild that specialized in this sort of thing.

[mickmoranis]

There was some all troll RP guild leveling up last year with this intent in mind, but they fizzled. Snackies helped me do it with Rustle once and we were gonna keep raiding towns but then Rustle got melted. I think this type of guild woukd do better in pvp server. I came to p99 from a wow guild that specialized in this sort of thing.

yea to own some city like NFP on a pvp server would be fun as hell.

[skarlorn]

you jest but the thex monarchy does a lot to keep the region stable. without them in power what's to stop the cultists from the temple of the fire god from setting the commons ablaze? the najena separatists have no interest in preventing that. and worser still, the goblins of fire peak could make a bid for power by freeing the dread wurm from his earthen tomb. all antonica would be in peril. regime change can have unexpected consequences, without an exit strategy this is just another episode of leatherfoot military adventurism.

This is BULLSHit. I'm not surprised if you are the sort of halfling who hangs out in Neriak Foreign Quarter. Ro has no interest in the commonlands. He prefers the deserts and the lava pits, to suggest the Thex help guard the commonlands is LAUGHABLE at best. Sure, the Thex golems and dark elf warriors defend against fire goblin incursions, but to be frank, they aren't even dealing with the same level of threat that hobbits face every day in the thicket. Najena separatists are content to diddle their skellingtons and succ on spiders, as you are well aware. The leatherfoots MUST force the blood price on the Neriak scum to remind them there is a cost for hunting our proud deputies.


Thex propgandist scum!

[Lulz~Sect]

Dark Elf lives matter

[mickmoranis]

blue lives matter (they do, more than others, these people risk their lives to protect norrath)

[skarlorn]

*burps extremely loudly to cover up what pokesan says*

NERIAK MUST FALL

[mickmoranis]

*burps extremely loudly to cover up what pokesan says*

NERIAK MUST FALL

hes upset at the mayor out of principial cus most of rivervale vote conservatively.

[skarlorn]

we love the Wall.

[mickmoranis]

we love the Wall.

lol im dyin

https://i.imgur.com/7P2LSMp.png