If you had a million platinum.......

[mefdinkins]

What would you do!?!??!

[scrapiron7]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

[kjs86z]

Pay someone to do my enchanter epic from start to finish.

Zero interest in that nonsense.

[Erati]

buy KT boots for Cleratani

[scaura]

I have them.. It's just come and go really
..one mil is like an aow legging.. Not even an sod can be purchased

[Nexii]

Mage epic and rest saved towards HEBs

[Tupakk]

Bet it all on black.

[Sonorod]

Mage epic and rest saved towards HEBs

The rest? As in, if you get a discount?

[loramin]

The real question is, what would you do if you had a billion platinum (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8GPTAAjC18)?

[Baylan295]

Pay someone to do my enchanter epic from start to finish.

Zero interest in that nonsense.

This x1000. Verina Tomb is in itself one of the dumbest camps I can imagine. I recently saw some poor sap enchanter sitting in Neriak C for 5 straight days - every single time I logged on.

[aMindAmok]

pimp out my collection of erudite shadow knights (don't ask)

[skarlorn]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

lol'd

to answer OP:

I would set up a War Chest for the Leatherfoot Raiders. Similar to how Pablo Escobar created payouts for killing cops in Medellin, allies of Rivervale would be able to claim cold cash in exchange for evidence that they had destroyed enemies of Rivervale. I would pay people to train Mayor Gubbin onto people who were hunting my beloved Deputies. Furthermore, I would hire entire guilds to go and raid select cities and subjugate their people in the name of Rivervale.

I would also create a Rivervale Scholarship Council to review the merit of young hobbits who are going out and seeking to make Norrath Great Again.

However, I am not without Mercy. The War Chest would also give alms to the repentant ogres, dark elves, trolls, and other evil scum who give up their hobbit-hunting ways and dedicate themselves to the defense of Rivervale. They would prove their intent through an indentured service cleansing the halls of Runnyeye Citadel and protecting young halflings from the dread Mooto.

In conclusion, Rivervale will extend it's Democratic Government across the lands of Antonica with brutal opposition to its evil foes. No more will our Squad Rings be taken from dead halfling hands. We will be vindicated. We are righteous. We are halfling!

[Baler]

I'd buy 2 puppet string, 2 rez sticks and a mana stone.
:)

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The real question is, what would you do if you had a billion platinum (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8GPTAAjC18)?
this is awesome

[mefdinkins]

If I had a Billion Plat, I think I'd still be really stingy but if I wanted to drop all my dough I'd be getting hella stuff

Puppet Strings x 2, Couple Fungis

Rogue:
Mithril Boots
Blue Throne to Finish Cloak of Confusion
Shield of the Immaculate

Monk:
AOW Pants
Biolum Orb
Shield of the Immaculate

Druid:
Manastone

Bard:
SS Pants, SS Arms
BCG

New Gnome Warrior Twink:
* Neck: Necklace of Superiority (Or just +6 Neck loot rights)
* Head: Helmet of Rallos Zek
* Ears1: Fingerbone Hoop
* Ears2: Earring of Essence
* Face: Faceguard of Bentos the Hero (or just pay for Eyepatch of Plunder loots)
* Chest: Fungi Tunic + SS Plate BP MQ
* Arms: SS Plate Arms MQ
* Back: Cloak of Flames
* Waist: Belt of the Great Turtle
* Shoulders: Barbed Dragonscale Pauldrons
* Wrists1: Silver Chitin Wristband
* Wrists2: Silver Chitin Wristband
* Legs: SS Plate Legs MQ
* Hands: Velium Encrusted Gauntlets
* Fingers1: Djarn's Amethyst Ring
* Fingers2: Coldain Hero's Insignia Ring (Would Pay for MQ)
* Feet: Boots of the Storm
* Primary: Blade of Carnage
* Secondary: Swiftblade of Zek
* Range: Eye of Narandi
* Inventory: JBoots, Peggy Cloak, Eventually OT Hammer, Full Raid Mats.

Magician Alt:
Mage Epic MQ

[mefdinkins]

lol'd

to answer OP:

I would set up a War Chest for the Leatherfoot Raiders. Similar to how Pablo Escobar created payouts for killing cops in Medellin, allies of Rivervale would be able to claim cold cash in exchange for evidence that they had destroyed enemies of Rivervale. I would pay people to train Mayor Gubbin onto people who were hunting my beloved Deputies. Furthermore, I would hire entire guilds to go and raid select cities and subjugate their people in the name of Rivervale.

I would also create a Rivervale Scholarship Council to review the merit of young hobbits who are going out and seeking to make Norrath Great Again.

However, I am not without Mercy. The War Chest would also give alms to the repentant ogres, dark elves, trolls, and other evil scum who give up their hobbit-hunting ways and dedicate themselves to the defense of Rivervale. They would prove their intent through an indentured service cleansing the halls of Runnyeye Citadel and protecting young halflings from the dread Mooto.

In conclusion, Rivervale will extend it's Democratic Government across the lands of Antonica with brutal opposition to its evil foes. No more will our Squad Rings be taken from dead halfling hands. We will be vindicated. We are righteous. We are halfling!

You should set up a Rivervale Go Fun Me! There's lot of support for this!

[-TK-]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Thread should have been locked after this response. And if you don't get the reference, you should be locked up, too.

[Foxplay]

Buy alot of peridots

[Baler]

Buy alot of peridots

would you use them to tip porters? ;)

[aaezil]

I would create my first Norrathian start up company <Dial an Elf> full service elf service

[Daloon]

I thought about doing a 1,000,000 platinum giveaway but it'd be a hassle. Too many people have multiple forum accounts.

[Spyder73]

I would hold an elaborate tournament in honor of Braknar. The goal of the tournament would be to reproduce the feeling of having your still-beating-heart boiled in flaming p!ss and sh!t by a demon seconds after being ripped out of your chest. As you watch your heart disintegrate into muddy ashes the demon uses his massive demon wiener to punch through the back of your throat and pop out the back of your skull, all fades to black until you wake up just in time to see the demon ripping your heart out again. You are caught in a vicious cycle that can never be broken now and for all eternity you watch the demon boil your heart while laughing in your face and adding extra p!ss to the pot every few rounds.

AKA The same feeling I had the day Wu'Tang was chained by the greasy one.

[applesauce25r624]

mage epic. Always thought it would be fun to wreck dungeons like cazic-thule with the epic pet

[Raavak]

I would split it up and give it to all the players because no one deserves to have more than someone else, even if they are dirty lazy casuals, and then we could all live in peace and harmony and enjoy this game we all so much love! Kumbaya

[Foxplay]

In all seriousness a million plat isn't even enough to fully twink + buy epics for some classes (lol mage epic)

But in seriousness I'd buy my alts SS quest gear till I was broke again

[Izmael]

I'd change it to copper at the NFP bank and this would tear a space/time continuum hole open a the Rogean's server colocation facility.

[Voland]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

LOL, Office Space ftw!

[skarlorn]

I would hold an elaborate tournament in honor of Braknar. The goal of the tournament would be to reproduce the feeling of having your still-beating-heart boiled in flaming p!ss and sh!t by a demon seconds after being ripped out of your chest. As you watch your heart disintegrate into muddy ashes the demon uses his massive demon wiener to punch through the back of your throat and pop out the back of your skull, all fades to black until you wake up just in time to see the demon ripping your heart out again. You are caught in a vicious cycle that can never be broken now and for all eternity you watch the demon boil your heart while laughing in your face and adding extra p!ss to the pot every few rounds.

AKA The same feeling I had the day Wu'Tang was chained by the greasy one.
nice post

reminds me of book 2 from sword of truth series.

u read this?

[knottyb0y]

I'd walk around every where invisible... So none of those nasty mobs can see me!

[Spyder73]

nice post

reminds me of book 2 from sword of truth series.

u read this?

No, after I finished the Wheel of Time and Malazan Book of The Fallen I think I have had enough of the 15 book series type. Wiki reports Sword of Truth is 15 books long. Yikes!

I still need to go pick up the new Brandon Sanderson stormlight archives book... Just not looking to pay $50 for the hardback either and its still really new (Nov)

[Smurflogik]

"I'd buy you a shield to go with your sword (like a nice Bladestopper or a CGS)"

Anyone remember the song?

[Valrok]

lol'd

to answer OP:

I would set up a War Chest for the Leatherfoot Raiders. Similar to how Pablo Escobar created payouts for killing cops in Medellin, allies of Rivervale would be able to claim cold cash in exchange for evidence that they had destroyed enemies of Rivervale. I would pay people to train Mayor Gubbin onto people who were hunting my beloved Deputies. Furthermore, I would hire entire guilds to go and raid select cities and subjugate their people in the name of Rivervale.

I would also create a Rivervale Scholarship Council to review the merit of young hobbits who are going out and seeking to make Norrath Great Again.

However, I am not without Mercy. The War Chest would also give alms to the repentant ogres, dark elves, trolls, and other evil scum who give up their hobbit-hunting ways and dedicate themselves to the defense of Rivervale. They would prove their intent through an indentured service cleansing the halls of Runnyeye Citadel and protecting young halflings from the dread Mooto.

In conclusion, Rivervale will extend it's Democratic Government across the lands of Antonica with brutal opposition to its evil foes. No more will our Squad Rings be taken from dead halfling hands. We will be vindicated. We are righteous. We are halfling!

So slavery...slavery is the tl;dr .... jk, this is one of the best responses

[Shinko]

Feel sad and would like to know where the rest of my plat is

[knottyb0y]

"I'd buy you a shield to go with your sword (like a nice Bladestopper or a CGS)"

Anyone remember the song?

Absolutely love that song. Oldschool EQ for the win.

[Valrok]

I would use my IP exemption and then have a family member repeatedly make new accounts while I traded large sums of money to level one toons in an effort to "get back" at the guides and GMs for the mass name genocide they have brought upon our server lol..

[skarlorn]

No, after I finished the Wheel of Time and Malazan Book of The Fallen I think I have had enough of the 15 book series type. Wiki reports Sword of Truth is 15 books long. Yikes!

I still need to go pick up the new Brandon Sanderson stormlight archives book... Just not looking to pay $50 for the hardback either and its still really new (Nov)

yikes indeed. i think i stopped around book 8 or 9 back as a teenager when it got too c*cky.

first couple books are great though. lots of sicko rape fantasies and stuff perrfect for a teenage NuRDdd

[knottyb0y]

I wouldn't ever have to eat regular rations, only iron rations for me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8GPTAAjC18

[Ella`Ella]

Don't know which was harder to come by,

My first million plat or my first million dollars.

Neither were as gratifying as I thought they'd be once I got there; the journey was far better than the destination.

[Jimjam]

I'd pay Tenderizer to put my name on a J LO video so I can let my fans know I'm still Jimmy from the block.

[oqrelord]

Don't know which was harder to come by,

My first million plat or my first million dollars.

Neither were as gratifying as I thought they'd be once I got there; the journey was far better than the destination.

Don't know which was harder to come by

My first million dollars or my first millionth woman i slept with.

Neither were as gratifying to socially posture as I thought they'd be. The journey was far better than the humble brag.

[Ella`Ella]

Don't know which was harder to come by

My first million dollars or my first millionth woman i slept with.

Neither were as gratifying to socially posture as I thought they'd be. The journey was far better than the humble brag.

I bet you've never slept with a million women...

[skarlorn]

Don't know which was harder to come by,

My first million plat or my first million dollars.

Neither were as gratifying as I thought they'd be once I got there; the journey was far better than the destination.

ur in finance then?

[Spyder73]

I am a stay at home son

[oqrelord]

I bet you've never slept with a million women...

I bet i've masturbated to a million women...

[Foxplay]

I bedazzle rocks and sell them outside craft stores once a month, my budget is 2.3 million

[Ella`Ella]

ur in finance then?

Yes

I bet i've masturbated to a million women...

We're not so different after all

[Gozuk]

I would buy a Twisted Bone earring. Pm

[skarlorn]

i have not masturbated to 1 million women. that's a lot of women.

lets do some maths.

let's be generous and say you masturbate to 10 women in a single session in your mom's basement. And let's say have a mean of 2 masturbations per day. 140 women per week to whom thou hast touched thy penit.

(i'd like to note that I believe this to be a hypersexual rate which only a minority of lads truly achieve. I will provide my masturbatory stats upon request.)

Supposing this was Millionare Unbrella's masturbation statistic, that's 51,100 women to whom he has touched his weiner per yer.

He would have to masturbate at this rate without fail for 19.56 years in order to do manual sex on himself to 1,000,000 women.

I haven't even been cumming for that many years.

Please share your mast. stats and if you actually qualify for the Million Touch Award.

[Nixtar]

I'd be bored. Greatly saddened as I realise that million of plat represent so many wasted hours of my life I'd never ever get back. I'd see a life not lived.

[Utanx]

Buy a fungi and thurg bracer for my monk, then buy a white dragon scale for my bard friend who has been trying to get his epic forever. Then buy newbie weapons and pass them out to newbies.

[Ella`Ella]

i have not masturbated to 1 million women. that's a lot of women.

lets do some maths.

let's be generous and say you masturbate to 10 women in a single session in your mom's basement. And let's say have a mean of 2 masturbations per day. 140 women per week to whom thou hast touched thy penit.

(i'd like to note that I believe this to be a hypersexual rate which only a minority of lads truly achieve. I will provide my masturbatory stats upon request.)

Supposing this was Millionare Unbrella's masturbation statistic, that's 51,100 women to whom he has touched his weiner per yer.

He would have to masturbate at this rate without fail for 19.56 years in order to do manual sex on himself to 1,000,000 women.

I haven't even been cumming for that many years.

Please share your mast. stats and if you actually qualify for the Million Touch Award.

Are you including Wood Elves in your calculation?

[Ravager]

I have a million plat. I'm giving it away slowly but surely, because exping in Crushbone is the epitome of EQ nostalgia and that doesn't cost anything.

[oqrelord]

i have not masturbated to 1 million women. that's a lot of women.

lets do some maths.

let's be generous and say you masturbate to 10 women in a single session in your mom's basement. And let's say have a mean of 2 masturbations per day. 140 women per week to whom thou hast touched thy penit.

(i'd like to note that I believe this to be a hypersexual rate which only a minority of lads truly achieve. I will provide my masturbatory stats upon request.)

Supposing this was Millionare Unbrella's masturbation statistic, that's 51,100 women to whom he has touched his weiner per yer.

He would have to masturbate at this rate without fail for 19.56 years in order to do manual sex on himself to 1,000,000 women.

I haven't even been cumming for that many years.

Please share your mast. stats and if you actually qualify for the Million Touch Award.

Masturbating 3 or more times a day is not outside of the norm. Also, you're forgetting gang bangs, browsing through multiple orgy scenes, and solo,duo, and trio material. If one was to be conservative, you could potentially view 20-30 to over 100 women per session. This is assuming that you're allowing the inclusion of the women up to and before orgasm.

[Swoosh]

Start a tunnel casino very quietly lol

[Nexii]

Mage epic and rest saved towards HEBs

not mage epic

[patrick210]

if I had a million plat, then it'd be 2012-15 again and id be missing money, cause right now im broke AF and too lazy to grind it back.

Prolly pimp out Vslob in the name of Dslob R.I.P.

[Speedi]

I would do another massive giveaway!

1,000,000pp giveaway sounds much better than a 700,000pp giveaway!

[Evia]

I wish I had the means to do the same. Levelling Motec again I made sure to keep a lammy and jade mace, random velium weaps, cheap shit like sword of skyfire, seb scale etc and a bag of 5ac/55hp rings to hand out to the true newbs and starter folks.

It's so rewarding to give back across many people. Sure just say thx like it's nothing, but others we've had cool talks and grind sessions.

P99 truely does shine anywhere below level 60. Moment you don't need xp in this game and decide to raid you face an 80% chance of being a scumlord doodlehead on this server; top end is toxic (I'm dabbling my feet in it tentatively again now) but with some rule changes it could be great.


This is why ive enjoyed agnarr. AA's give me an incentive to play outside of raiding even at max lvl.

[katrik]

I've always wanted a manastone. I came very close to having one on red when the server opened, but never got one. : /

[Whirled]

I'd hang around in every bar in Norrath and buy free drinks for all. Maybe bribe a developer to make it so they couldn't open the bar door until the maxed Alcohol Tolerance too.
With any left over I'd ask for the title of Politician and walk around handing people money while muttering something about spreading the wealth distribution equally around the globe.

[Pope Hat]

Delete it all on Twitch.

[aaezil]

id give it to a lvl 1 fresh install noob who would prob waste most of it buying gear from vendors then they would die lose their corpse and never play again with all that plat rotting forever

[Dreenk317]

I'd buy 2 puppet string, 2 rez sticks and a mana stone.
:)

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this is awesome

Last I heard it was like 12mil plat to recharge a Rez stick. Could've been lied to though.

[EpicAdventure]

that won't even buy me food

[Twochain]

prenerf fungi staff + manastone + z-heart + ring 10 + manna robe

on a human wizard named professorbooty pussycontrol

[Ravager]

prenerf fungi staff + manastone + z-heart + ring 10 + manna robe

on a human wizard named professorbooty pussycontrol
Filbus just petitioned that name.

[Jazzy]

All in on cyber with whichever chicks play on this elf and dragon sim

[Maldarian]

I wouldn't ever have to eat regular rations, only iron rations for me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8GPTAAjC18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhcFA0OnvOQ was the best

[wooseon]

i will buy KFC chicken as pp

yummy and yummy

[mefdinkins]

woos don't you already have a million plat!?

[Frudrura]

Get a fungi for myself so I can relive the badass monk soloing.

That is about all I desire any more with this game.

I would consider buying Fungi's and giving them to people, but it wouldn't work out the way that I would want. People would try to scam, get more than one, lie, it will turn in to a fiasco, etc.. Maybe one day but probably won't happen, if it does, it will just be me and the 3 other people left on the server.

[supermonk]

when I had a million platinum the first time, I bought an insignia protector for like 600k back when it was rare.

when I hit 1.4mm plat the second time, I bought AoW pants for 1mm.

now i'm 10k away from hitting the 1mm mark the third time and frankly...idk.

[mefdinkins]

Okay, so at this point in my P99 career I have earned and spent a lot of plat. I have some high end items like AOW drops, White Dragon Helm, AoN, but I also have a lot of alts and have plat tied up in random shit that sometimes I think are platwastes BCG's, SG Bard Drums, TStaff, any MQ's I've purchased for alts.

Since I play a lot of alts, I also have some peasant tendencies. Ya know swapping items here or there, recharging an item with one char, or passing a charged item to another and not swapping it back. Pretty sure my druid (one of my original chars) uses a nightshade wreath and I've always foregone upgrading his gear unless it falls into my lap and is a good value item, for example I have worn a BCG, Heiro Cloak, and Lodi Shell Shield on him at diff times but always sold or trade them when I needed money for my other chars - which means he now has a Mammoth Hide Cloak and Dweamorvine Garland in those slots. I also have random bags on some of my chars... so here's what I'd do with 1 mil plat.

1) Evostab - Rogue
- Mithril Boots (500,000p)
Total - 500,000

2) Ninjai - Monk
- Bioluminecent Orb (100,000p)
- Shield of the Immaculate (75,000p)
- Cloak of Confusion (40,000p - I have everything but blue throne)
- Kavruul`s Mystic Pouch (10,000p)
Total - 725,000

3) Mefdinkins - Druid
- Bone-Clasped Girdle (90,000p)
- SS Leather BP MQ (35-40,000p with gems)
- Lodizal Shell Shield (24,000p)
- Circlet of the Falinkan (20,000p have some already)
- Tink Bags x 1 (5,000p)
- SS Leather boots MQ - (6,000 w/ gems)
Total - 910,000

4) Title - My 52 Enchanter
- SS Robe MQ - (60,000p with gems hopefully)
- Orb of the Infinite Void (25,000)
- Tink Bag x 1 (5,000p)

$1,000,000.

Also note, I kept putting on and taking off items. I wouldn't spend my money like this b/c some of these items I would farm myself before I spent the plat but if I had a million and had to spend it all soon I'd prob do this.

[Gozuk]

Buy all my friends Tink bags because they won't buy them for themselves and it drives me nuts

[Cen]

What would you do!?!??!

Two dark elf chicks at the same time

[Dumluk]

I don't know.

I can't get past 10k

[krilla]

Definitely not wonder what the fuck I'm doing with my life. Definitely not that.

[Tecmos Deception]

Keep opening trade windows with it in ec tunnel, for a few reasons:

1. To move at full speed temporarily,
2. To make randoms shit themselves,
3. To trigger GM skynet surveillance pings, and
4. Cause I can't be assed to actually spend it on anything anymore anyways.

[Xanthias]

Two dark elf chicks at the same time

Dark Elf & Wood Elf combo...

[Oldschoolplayer]

If I had a billion platinum I'd buy you a sword ;)

[bigjeff100]

I'd pay Richie Truxillo for advice...

[Oldschoolplayer]

I'd pay Richie Truxillo for advice...

Such timeless classics

[mefdinkins]

Since posting that 3 months ago I've literally got 0 of the items I dreamed of.

If I had a million plat today I'd buy -

Puppet Strings - 300,000p
Cowl of Mortality - 150,000p
Bioluminescent Orb - 110,000p
Shield of the Immaculate - 110,000p
Blue Throne - 50,000p
Treasure Hunter's Satchel - 20,000p
White Throne - 20,000p

Remaining Plat - fortifying my crack house in rivervale

[DinoTriz]

Probably twink a monk to death.

Then maybe get whatever the Norrath equivalent of a McDonald's milkshake is.

[Mead]

rmt and buy a yacht

[DinoTriz]

rmt and buy a yacht

I don't know the current exchange rate but 2,000,000 plat is probably like $23

[Dreenk317]

I'd buy 2 puppet string, 2 rez sticks and a mana stone.
:)

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this is awesome

Pretty sure it cost about 1.2 million to recharge a Rez stick. Don't quote me though.

[aaezil]

Two chicks at the same time, man

[iamrabbit]

I'll tell you what I'd do, man, two chicks at the same time, man.

Best response/reference in history...

[MagpieRockyl]

I would buy my freedom from this cursed earth

[Mblake81]

Small home out in the Karanas where the property and taxes are cheap, nicely furnished and landscaped by dwarven workers. Two midrange tinkered vehicles imported from Felwithe that have good reliability ratings. Live off the Freeport bank interest. Laid back dates with blonde wood ladies.