KNGA Recruiting

[Hasbinbad]

We, the "Keep Norrath Green Alliance," are now recruiting dedicated and hardworking individuals to bolster our already strong force of enthusiastic environmentalists ready to dig in and work for change amongst our community.

So far, we've successfully started and implemented the following conservation projects:


Preventing the Ocean of Tears from drying up due to global warming.

..well OK, we've only tackled one main issue so far, but with your support, we hope to make major advances in keeping our environment beautiful and natural!

[Wuggles]

how can i help?

[gprater]

kill the ogres and trolls they put out the most CO2, and they create the most methane from their diets high in gnomes and halflings.

[nilbog]

If I buy energy efficient lanterns, will my taxes decrease?

[Spud]

Count me in!

lets save the polar bears in everfrost!

[Arkanjil]

Nilbog - On your federal return there should be an option on your Schedule A itemized deductions called "P99 KNGA donations".

It will basically give you an automatic $10,000 refund on your taxes no matter what you contribute!

[Taluvill]

Alright, Us druids are all down to help. Hell yeah!

I vote we stop cutting down potential homes in Gfay.

[Salty]

Preventing the Ocean of Tears from drying up due to global warming.


Tears are plentiful this season.

[hrafn]

What global warming? (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1250872/Climategate-U-turn-Astonishment-scientist-centre-global-warming-email-row-admits-data-organised.html)

[Brund the Decrepit]

Does this mean that Everfrost Peaks will have to be renamed to MostofthetimeFrost Peaks now?

[Sponge]

Hasbinbad = Al Gore?

[Arkanjil]

Hasbinbad invented the internet too...

[HarmoniumGuard]

Preventing the Ocean of Tears from drying up due to global warming.

That was never going to happen with all the QQ I've seen in OOC.

[Hasbinbad]

That was never going to happen with all the QQ I've seen in OOC.
The QQ is a direct result of our efforts. Without the KNGA stirring up drama and moving and shaking things from behind the scenes, people would be much happier and cry much less. We at the KNGA pride ourselves on the job we have done keeping Norrathians everywhere completely occupied in destitue sorrow because of the things we've done. Please continue to show us your support, and we will keep clubbing seals in front of little girls to ensure that the OOT stays full forever!

[Alprazolam]

Velious is melting before we can even get there.
Oh and be careful the Erudinized Killer Bees are spreading throughout gfay!!!!

[HarmoniumGuard]

The QQ is a direct result of our efforts. Without the KNGA stirring up drama and moving and shaking things from behind the scenes, people would be much happier and cry much less. We at the KNGA pride ourselves on the job we have done keeping Norrathians everywhere completely occupied in destitue sorrow because of the things we've done. Please continue to show us your support, and we will keep clubbing seals in front of little girls to ensure that the OOT stays full forever!

You had me at "clubbing seals."