Racists of Norrath, what do you hate about certain races?

[ThePeoplesBard]

I never know if I'm supposed to swipe left or right when a Dwarf pops up on Tinder. Only race that can catfish you with genuine selfies.

Half-Elves look awful in most armor. In a Thurg phallus helm and skin tight bejeweled Phase Spider Carapace, my main toon looks like a bouncer at a gay night club.

The Halfling XP bonus is the height of privilege. Without the height. Down with the 5%ers!

[tsuchang]

What's not to like bout dark and wood elf fems?
The ogre and troll lassies are on the other end of the spectrum tho. Ugh.
Human, Erudite and Barbs can't see in the dark.
Leezards are great except for the exp penalty and the faction grinding so you can bank outside of Cablis.

[Jimjam]

I hate gnomes, but only for the players behind them.

Sober up and reroll halflings please.

[FungusTrooper]

Speaking as a wood elf, I have a big problem with what other races did with their own lands. All of them ruined. What’s to say they won’t come here and ruin mine?

Damn high elves, they ruined Faydark!

[mickmoranis]

euridins have stupid curly shoes and gnomes cant be trusted.

also high elves look like they have transparent skin they look like theyre 90 yea old grandpas and grandmas and they think theyre so pretty elitist cunts. and their town is like dead, theres no parties its empty bunch of losers. god I hate them.

they always look so fucking confused too you ever notice that? High elves are always standing around like theyre about to die, and they usually are cus theyre an enchanter and they are moving slower than rivervail molasses in everfrost peaks.

[Jimjam]

euridins have stupid curly shoes and gnomes cant be trusted.

also high elves look like they have transparent skin they look like theyre 90 yea old grandpas and grandmas and they think theyre so pretty elitist cunts. and their town is like dead, theres no parties its empty bunch of losers. god I hate them.

they always look so fucking confused too you ever notice that? High elves are always standing around like theyre about to die, and they usually are cus theyre an enchanter and they are moving slower than rivervail molasses in everfrost peaks.

Mick, I know sometimes I like to pull your trigger about guns and american politics (of which I am grossly misinformed), but this post was a piece of absolute beauty!

[B4EQWASCOOL]

I just hate the fat races - so mostly humans.

[mickmoranis]

Mick, I know sometimes I like to pull your trigger about guns and american politics (of which I am grossly misinformed), but this post was a piece of absolute beauty!

its all in good fun my chum just dont invite any high elves to the group :cool::o

[demokatt]

I always wondered if Iksars have dicks or they simply use their tail? I bet they as kinky as germans

[Quizlop]

Whenever I see a male wood elf, it just makes me mad.

Can't really explain it, I just can't help but think that people who play male wood elves are a-holes. Bonus points if they're a druid or ranger.

[Llandris]

Have you ever seen a bad looking dark elf?

[Wonkie]

Have you ever seen a bad looking dark elf?

this one looks pretty good https://i.imgur.com/fWzAwDm.jpg

[solleks]

The velious helms helms and armor is pretty questionable. I think that's about the time they brought on some new hires in the art department. Luckily the halflings did alright.

Pure blood humans ( qeynos based and non evil diety ), barbarians and halflings are the true power trio of norrath all others come after, especially ogres. Dead last.

[Bboboo]

any and all short races must be exterminated

[Kohedron]

I vehemently loathe any races besides Barbarians, Erudites, and Humans.

[Vormotus]

I always wondered if Iksars have dicks or they simply use their tail? I bet they as kinky as germans

Following regular Biology, Iksar males must have a segmented Hemipenis, which splits it into two parts and have a variant of spermophoric ejection, as in game lore iksar comes from eggs, so femailes also must have regular cloacas.

The way the Hemipenes of the Iksars pop out is unknown so far, as serious study of breeding habits is not regularly known, due to its highly ritualized and secretive nature.

The presence of alleged mammary glands on females can be explained as particular mutations imposed on them by the Shissar themselves, perhaps as a form of demeanement or psycho active conditioning on the race.

It is known that the Iksar, coming as a byproduct of Cazic Thule Parthenogenesis drive through the Shissar , can exhibit vague humanlike forms due to vestigial Amygdalan racial memory working in a extraneous biofeedback loop.

The ecology of iksar is also further obscured by the fact that all (but one) original tribes were eradicated alongside their phenotypical differences due to cultural and internecine wars and self inflicted racial genocide.


As a side and more related to the OPs original requests, I loathe the variant offshoot of Halflings in game.

They are the only race I have personally avoided during my long years of coming and going to this game. This irrational hatred goes so far as to affect me in other virtual worlds where the archetypal hobbit/halfling racial variant is offered as available.

They must be exterminated and I personally enjoy eating cannibalistic foods comprised of their choices bits and cuts.

[Prostatus]

All humans look the same! There I said it!

[Swish2]

The sound of barbarian/troll/ogre females getting hit.... it's funny and annoying at the same time :D

[ThePeoplesBard]

Whenever I see a male wood elf, it just makes me mad.

Can't really explain it, I just can't help but think that people who play male wood elves are a-holes. Bonus points if they're a druid or ranger.

Agree with this one. They just look soft to me.

[Cen]

Speaking as a wood elf, I have a big problem with what other races did with their own lands. All of them ruined. What’s to say they won’t come here and ruin mine?

That face you make when she comes over to ruin your lands right after she just ruined her own.

[solleks]

Where does all the nutricious food of Norrath originate? And I'm not talking butt crack sauce ( ogres and trolls ) or twigs and berries ( faydwer weirdos ). Whomever runs and understands the karanas controls Norrath.

[ThePeoplesBard]

Where does all the nutricious food of Norrath originate? And I'm not talking butt crack sauce ( ogres and trolls ) or twigs and berries ( faydwer weirdos ). Whomever runs and understands the karanas controls Norrath.

We must seize the means of production.