Attack on Taters: Rivervale Raid Event! (Secret! Iksar eyes only)

[definitely not Draconite]

It has come to my attention that the Vale has been rendered DEFENSELESS.

Filbus, Protector of the Vale, in his old age and sloth has (so it has been reported) lost his fighting spirit. He now wastes away in his Halfling hole typing nonsensical anti-Cabilis propaganda on his Apple Macbook (really dude?) which has resulted in his SUSPENSION. His foolishness has left the Vale without a hero even though he continues to provoke the demon that is the Diaspora of Rile's Children!

Therefore, I beckon all Kunzar, Kylong, all the remnants of the Nathsar, Obulus, and Jarsath, Spawn of No Hope and Reavers of Kunark to come together for a final strike on Rivervale. Take down the leadership of Rivervale, raid their merchants, raze their walls, and salt their fields. The battle will not cease until complete and total eradication of the Halflings within Rivervale!

This Thursday, at 6pm EST Cabilis will rise! We shall bring the fear of Cazic to the Misty Thicket and Rivervale and inspire GREAT TERROR. Make your way to the Rivervale Zone Line in the Sp00py Kithicor Forest and a night of wonderful bloodsport shall ensue! We will finish the night by slaying the Guild Leaders of Rivervale not just ONCE but TWICE!

[Tetsuo]

I couldn't convince you to post pone such an event till the more savory weekend could I ?

[DinoTriz]

Will we be joining up with the Dark Elves?

Also, can I be in charge of shaving Halfling feet? It's kinda my thing.

[Swish2]

In the absence of pvp being allowed, I will be there with my cleric to CH the Rivervale guild leaders, and will hopefully be bringing others to strip dots applied and mem blur.

Please post below if you are interested in upholding order in the city and seeing the lizards turned into chowder and fed to the Runnyeye goblins.

Thank you.

Swish <Move Along Now>





































Yes, I'm joking ;)

[Metham]

The Green Blood Knights shall send their aid from Oggok We shall begin our assualt from the Misty Thicket.

[MagpieRockyl]

Have fun! Maybe you can get my second epic from the halfling bank.

(I'll be out of town on a work trip)

[MagpieRockyl]

why are iksars such sad ppl? maybe if you guys stopped living in slums,,,

[Mblake1981]

If you attack during second breakfast you can get the drop on the City Marshal, slit his throat while he greedily consumes jum and stonehive honey toast. Gubbin (Innoruuk) will aid this attack as he has been working to weaken the Vale from within.

The various guildleaders will be on guard but will be worn down from the relentless Brownie Gang attacks in the city. The townfolk will put up only mild resistance.

Neriak favors this. The gimp Warlord filbus will be slain. The Ogres will have his torso, the Trolls get his legs. The lizards have his arms and neckmeats. The evil dwarves may have his feet. Lola Sweetcookie will be sent to the Plane of Hate as our Dark Prince has taken a liking to her flesh. She will carry the testicles of Warlord to give as offerings.

The Drow will have his head to perform our dark rites, to consume fine liquors from the skull.

[MagpieRockyl]

this therad proves that Rivervale is the most desirable city in all of Norrath. Violent refugees seek to destabilize our utopian government since they cannot maintain control over their own lands.

good thing we have THE WALL to keep em out

Filbus will never die

[DinoTriz]

good thing we have THE WALL to keep em out



https://i.imgur.com/lZLIqFx.jpg

[Kesselring]

https://i.redd.it/ljwdywnam5311.jpg

[definitely not Draconite]

https://i.redd.it/ljwdywnam5311.jpg

10/10 in the lap

[MagpieRockyl]

https://i.imgur.com/lZLIqFx.jpg

nice 1

[mickmoranis]

what a fantastic thread.

[ibetweenk]

str8, oblivious and the youngest boy in the room. all these hands on him get me goin

[Bummey]

rude

[MagpieRockyl]

Please don't

[d3r14k]

Having participated in a halfling Rivervale massacre of my own, I can say that with the carnage comes regret. My rage was misguided and instead should have been focused towards Filbus. He made the mistake and hurt a precious Wood Elven merchant by the name of Nildar #neverforgetnildar. In turn, I chose to enact vengeance upon his people because truly I fear the warlord himself.

Reconsider your raid! They are cute creatures, these hobbits, and wish only to bake pies and roast capon. We have to address the problem directly: Filbus Furyfoot.

[Zorrok]

42 iksar monk excited to get in on the action.

[Mblake1981]

Please don't

Give me your stone hive honey.

https://i.imgur.com/bNBKmRh.jpg

[DinoTriz]

I want to come but I'm a try hard, so I want to level as well.

Should I be social for once in my life?

[MagpieRockyl]

PLEASE STOP

[Wonkie]

trains ought to be legal in this context

[DinoTriz]

https://i.imgur.com/XHZa1qo.jpg

Look at it. So peaceful...they won't expect a thing.

[BarnabusCollins]

LOL go good guys

[Mblake1981]

PLEASE STOP

mmm, beg like a jum drunk Shakespeare.

If Gubbin could see you now.

[Mblake1981]

♪♫♬ And I wish I, wish I knew the right words
To make you feel better, walk out of Rivervale
Defeat them in your secret battle
Show them you can be your own man again ♪♫♬

[MagpieRockyl]

Typical iksar cowardice. This is why you live in slums

*taps submit from Chicago midway Airport *

[Mblake1981]

Typical iksar cowardice. This is why you live in slums

*taps submit from Chicago midway Airport *

♪♫♬ They dedicate their lives
To ruining all his lands
He tries to fight them all
This bitter peck he is
Throughout his life the same
He's been eating constantly
This fight he cannot win
A madling they see, no longer cares
The hobbit then prepares
To die regretfully
That sadling here is meeee ♪♫♬

[MagpieRockyl]

Prove it

[Wonkie]

no pics? did u wipe

[Wonkie]

Prove it

[ibetweenk]

if ya didnt do it and ya didnt log in i say good on u

[d3r14k]

Sonder did you take that screenshot with this?

https://i.imgur.com/xy08OxD.png

[pengieh]

Thank Karana, I thought I was late.https://imgur.com/a/wWWxyCm

[MagpieRockyl]

Thank Karana, I thought I was late.https://imgur.com/a/wWWxyCm

Ogre defending the Dear Gubbin? Tears of euphoria stream down my face

[Dakanmer]

I went especially from east commonlands to watch the show, but that was kinda disapointing to say the least. I was promised blood bath and raped halflings and hoards of angry lizards, but I just saw 2 poor looking skinks struggling with low level deputies. In the end I think they finally killed deputy banto. Rated 1 star. Will not recommend

[Wonkie]

I went especially from east commonlands to watch the show, but that was kinda disapointing to say the least. I was promised blood bath and raped halflings and hoards of angry lizards, but I just saw 2 poor looking skinks struggling with low level deputies. In the end I think they finally killed deputy banto. Rated 1 star. Will not recommend

legion of scalefail

[Gozuk]

Rest well with the knowledge that the maim force was stopped at The Wall. Not surprising

[ibetweenk]

https://i.imgur.com/tk1xame.png

[MagpieRockyl]

Wow really weak turnout, the VALE wins again haha

[Diogene]

... Pretty weak event. Deputy Banto kicked Draconite’s ass, but some necro with an ugly drape (was it a robe?) finally decided to heal his fellow. Both looked pretty tired. Was bit like watching a documentary about wildlife struggle for food. At the end of the fight, I think Draconite said something unintelligent like «*all praise cazic thule*» and no halfling gave a fuck

[skarlorn]

This crime, despite its noodle like fortitude, will never be forgotten.

[Diogene]

It's great a shame more people didn't come and participate. A guide came to flag PvP but since most players on blue are too invested in manipulative DKP schemes they traded true classic immersive everquest for staring at walls.

I hope you all see the light and eventually break free from the dkp trap. It's not fun. Stop and take a look at yourself. You spent time accruing dkp and now you feel obligated to continue because you want to redeem that time. You're stuck, You're hoping that one day you will cash it all in, but will it really feel as rewarding as you hope?

No. Those were hours you could have spent with your spouse, Your kids. On your hobbies, that novel you wanted to write, that game you wanted to create.

Start playing for fun again, make alts, stop feeding the bullshit raid scene and join community events. Get well and restart your life. It's not too late for you! You can still recover and play with an enlightened perspective. Your first step is to target yourself and /guildremove.

I was just being super sarcastic with lizards, you dumb iksar... sorry if it felt like an agressive post. Funny thing I was really there and tried to CH one of the halflings. I almost believed it would land as I never tried that before and well it doesnt... Remember that human cleric ?
I enjoyed the event even tho I was disappointed to see almost nobody. Agreed on the raid Scene. People need ask themselves why they play. This kind of stuff is fresh.