People who play bards past level 5 lmao

[MagpieRockyl]

Bards were designed to be ec mules, basically Yore an idiot.shit dps, half elfs🤣🤣, plus you can't ae Chardok because it's not classic.

And even you aren't faster than a druid. Spirit of cheeto

So why are you idiot?

Hope you find help with obese

[Foxplay]

Mana song

[Pyrrhica]

Bards are fun don't h8

[ZiggyTheMuss]

I had a deleveled rogue think that hung out in gfay on RZ and had a buddy I got to play a level 5 bard at times for the selos. He was too low to be attacked of course, good times.

[Swish2]

I like bards except for when I'm not one.

[Foxplay]

Also a leveled wizard with jboots makes the best EC mule

Its not like they have much of a purpose other than hate/sky ports, so why not make some extra plat with TL boxes while you sell stuff

[indiscriminate_hater]

I'm idiot

[Quizlop]

There's so many shitty twink bards that can't be assed to do anything besides play mana song and autoattack.

"We don't have any sow and you want me to pull? Sorry, gotta play mana song."

"You want me to tank? Sorry, Bards don't have good defensive skills."

"You want me to play more than one song at a time? Gosh, you're so demanding."

"You want me to sing regen? Ok, but I'm not going to switch to the lute, even when there's downtime."

Don't play a damn bard if you don't want to do anything. If you just want to sit there and autoattack and sometimes hit a button, play a rogue.

[MagpieRockyl]

Bard are, literally, the easiest class in the game.

And yet still? Bad scrub

Try something hard, like warrior ��

[beargryllz]

You used to be like 235897x better than this

[ibetweenk]

You used to be like 235897x better than this
no-content nerd with blaxploitation forum handle calls out big 5 poster. lol

tell me, were u still in school when you + friends started mocking blacks by proxy thru the "grillz" craze. or even older?

[MagpieRockyl]

Bear girl cannot comprehend the art of linguistic shit post

He is the sort of person who wouldn't have liked Shakespeare

Really sad for you. Hope you aren't obese as well :(

[d3r14k]

And even you aren't faster than a druid. Spirit of cheeto

Gaymoplicker is correct: Spirit of Cheeto is indeed a powerful Druid feature.

https://i.imgur.com/8JUJyFZ.png

[Triiz]

Fake news. Spirit of Cheetah is slow as hell compared to max Selo's.

[d3r14k]

Fake news. Spirit of Cheetah is slow as hell compared to max Selo's.

We are talking about Cheeto's, not Cheetahs.

[Wonkie]

level 5 bard mule haver here :)

[ibetweenk]

EverQuest completionism to the degree of leveling a bard to 5 to mule on a eqemu server gives me the willies

[Wonkie]

oh be nice!

[ibetweenk]

I have never had a lvl capped character on a eqemu server, altho I have had a manastone here. never RMTd. my mule puts plat into trade windows with strangers to temporarily reduce weight and navigate around the tunnel when necessary.

Simply put, I am a better EverQuest player than you !

[FoxwoodEQ]

90% of the bards are absolute trash. 10% are godlike creatures. Might be 99/1 though.

[Argh]

Philbert's VERY upset that halflings cant be bards, but have NPCs dressed up like the pied piper all over Rivervale.

[MagpieRockyl]

I did not hit her its bullshit I did not hit her I did not.... O hi argh

[Mblake1981]

Sounds like a convo I had in GF last night with some newb bards.

I softly weep on my Singing Short Sword that filbus would post it.

[MagpieRockyl]

Bard with epic? Lol, truly the Prime Cluck.

Your haste is bad, you smell like trash, fat��, slow, no SowW, not port, dual wielding bags or mail

Honestly bards are easy,

Bad, and usually depressed. irl

[Mblake1981]

Bard with epic? Lol, truly the Prime Cluck.

Your haste is bad, you smell like trash, fat��, slow, no SowW, not port, dual wielding bags or mail

Honestly bards are easy,

Bad, and usually depressed. irl

Butt chapped and kisses Wonkie

[Zal22]

I did not hit her its bullshit I did not hit her I did not.... O hi argh

A++

[Zal22]

I did not hit her its bullshit I did not hit her I did not.... O hi argh

Actually A- should be "I did not hit her its bullshit I did not hit her I did not o hi argh." No pause needed sir.

[Vianna]

Spirit of Cheetah lasts 48 seconds and is less speed that level 60 Selos with the appropriate drum OP.

[d3r14k]

How many lifetime sexual opportunities do you estimate you lost in gaining this expertise?

https://i.imgur.com/fIChklD.png

[MagpieRockyl]

How dumb must a person be to fall for this troll

[Mead]

pretty dumb