When to fart in a group and associated dangers

[Rygar]

Been digging through a few french archives lately, apparently the french say 'les pets' when referring to pets, which is a english/french hybrid (les means the, and then using the english word 'pets'). Pets literally means farts in french. Makes for some funny guides when using google translate:
https://web.archive.org/web/20010305173457/http://eqdruides.gameloft.fr:80/Druide/Tactiques/Events.htm
Farts
The farts are sometimes a nice help, but in the depths of a dungeon, they are more often a source of disaster, especially during the movements of the group. They also have the habit of breaking indefatigably enchanting Mez. Their unfortunate tendency to move recklessly sometimes triggers memorable disasters. They are therefore to be avoided outside the periods when the group camps a precise and known position. Do not fart without having the permission of the group leader. If the organizer gives the order to destroy the farts, do not discuss but run quickly.

[LulzSect©]

But can your farts tank

[Baler]

Was this really thread worthy?

[Rygar]

Was this really thread worthy?

You laughed and you know it.

[Baler]

You laughed and you know it.

I stopped laughing at farts and fart jokes at a young age. =|
I imagine you still call Uranus "Yur-anus" When it's "ur-an-us". That level of joke. =|

[Rygar]

I stopped laughing at farts and fart jokes at a young age. =|
I imagine you still call Uranus "Yur-anus" When it's "ur-an-us". That level of joke. =|

This is fake news.

[indiscriminate_hater]

I for one appreciate this thread and think Baler is jelly and fat

[Ella`Ella]

I stopped laughing at farts and fart jokes at a young age. =|
I imagine you still call Uranus "Yur-anus" When it's "ur-an-us". That level of joke. =|

You've never met anyone that doesn't pronounce it Yur-anus. Stop being a little bitch.

[LulzSect©]

Little early for a baLeR meltdown, eh?

summonS skeletoN farT

[Rygar]

Gold, solid gold.
https://web.archive.org/web/20010304053817/http://eqdruides.gameloft.fr:80/Druide/Combat/SummonedMobs.htm

How to get rid of it?

The NPC having a fart is a caster, it can often cause damage to you by its magic spells, attacking the fart first implies to be able to quickly get away from the range of the master. Tackling the master first, however, involves being bothered by the fart.

It also happens that you know the NPC you are going to attack and fart. The latter will for example be killed with 2 DD spells for "summoned pet". Attack the master with a snare, the fart attacks you immediately. Get out of reach of the master, and destroy the fart. You are now alone against the master NPC who has lost his fart, that you will be able to quietly attack in kitting, whether you are alone or in a group. It is up to you to judge according to the situation if it is better to start with the fart or his master.

[Baler]

Did rygar pay y'all off or something?

you - "Tee-hee fart is funny. hehehehe"
me - *rolls eyes*

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Ella Ella you're false. Most everyone I speak with about space/planets does not say Yer-Anus like a little boy in elementary school
My bringing that into this topic was to comment on the childish level of the 'fart' jokes.

[Sonderbeast]

https://i.imgur.com/NmKYiQ7.gif

[Rygar]

Did rygar pay y'all off or something?

you - "Tee-hee fart is funny. hehehehe"
me - *rolls eyes*

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Ella Ella you're false. Most everyone I speak with about space/planets does not say Yer-Anus like a little boy in elementary school
My bringing that into this topic was to comment on the childish level of the 'fart' jokes.

The translation leads to a comical telling of the content not intended by the original author, that leads to an amusing situation that everyone but you sees.

Is not a, "why did the fart cross the road? " type joke or a gif showing someone farting in his buddies face (those are still funny tho).

Baler sour face status is confirmed.

[NegaStoat]

It's a thread involving farts and the French. I'll bump it. It also gives a distinct flavor of fart depending on the Magician pet used. I guess Necro pets will always be stale, Shaman will be barking, and Druid will always be tiny squeakers.

[Aeaolena]

My favorite classic LDON group consisted of Shadowknight, Bard, Mage, Necromancer, Beastlord, Druid. Everyone had pets out, going full speed.

TIL I liked musical fart-factories.

[Wonkie]

Was this really thread worthy?

yes.

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/shYkWYV.gif

[LulzSect©]

cool unrelated topic gif post

(not)

[Tethler]

Did rygar pay y'all off or something?

you - "Tee-hee fart is funny. hehehehe"
me - *rolls eyes*

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Ella Ella you're false. Most everyone I speak with about space/planets does not say Yer-Anus like a little boy in elementary school
My bringing that into this topic was to comment on the childish level of the 'fart' jokes.

Just an old fart with a shitty sense of humor?

[Swish2]

Stop being a little bitch.

hehe..well if we're making these kinds of comments - this is the dude that likes to eat his dinner while on Sirken's stream... was great to hear you talking with your mouth full

https://i.imgur.com/jKJdUfC.gif

[LulzSect©]

Stop being a little bitch.

[Rygar]

There are 4 kinds, one for each basic element: Earth, water, fire and air. Reputed, the fart of land and water are the most powerful and therefore the most often used. This is a tactical mistake, because the mage must summon his fart depending on where he is.

The fart of earth: It's the strongest, it hits like a brute, but has little agility, so it takes a lot of blows. The fart is very useful solo, or when you are in a group without tanks.

The fart of water: This pet strikes a little less than the land, but it is balanced in terms of its characteristics. It happens to be agile enough to avoid blows (rarely anyway). This fart is not recommended as a group, as the mobs consider the damage of the group against those of the fart, and inevitably the group will do more damage than the fart.

The fart of fire: It is the case to say it, it is nagging, but dies very quickly. It is the least resistant of all farts, but on the other hand it is the one that does the most damage. This fart is very very good with a tank in the group, and very bad solo.

The fart of air: This fart is the most subtle of all. He has the huge advantage of making himself invisible