If Elon Musk starts playing p99.....

[Sk00ba5t3v3]

What class and level would he appear as?

[mumpz]

level 19 wood elf druid

[ScaringChildren]

60 Wizard.


Smart as balls
Capable of amazing things
Underappreciated
The road less traveled
Has big dreams of making a difference but ends up AFK and on Twitter

[bwe]

troll shaman who calls the local paladin a pedophile

[Sk00ba5t3v3]

troll shaman who calls the local paladin a pedophile

ROFLLL

[Ella`Ella]

A rogue - he's a con artist.

[Tuurin]

I'd say something like DE warrior. Seems to favor style over substance usually. Does stuff the "hard" way rather than min/max ez mode. Human wizard suggestion is pretty close as well for similar reasons.

[Ella`Ella]

You’re usually pretty sound with your assertions but you’ve missed the mark here by a significant margin.

To be fair, Elon has missed his margins on Tesla for the past 20 consecutive quarters, yet investors keep shoveling money into promises, hopes, and dreams.

I'm a cash-flow guy, though and I'm just not seeing it...yet

[Insaiyan]

He has to be one of those lizard men .. probably a min-maxer so I would say iksar necromancer

[Supaskillz]

Level 5 bard, buying and selling items in EC at a loss, but being fed constantly by investors who believe in the long term value of his enterprise.

[icedwards]

To be fair, Elon has missed his margins on Tesla for the past 20 consecutive quarters, yet investors keep shoveling money into promises, hopes, and dreams.

I'm a cash-flow guy, though and I'm just not seeing it...yet

Definitely a magician (https://i.imgur.com/yWfePoP.mp4)

[zodium]

Level 5 Bard.

edit: beaten like red headed stepchild :o

[Ella`Ella]

So he’s a con man because he pushes innovation to the max and hasn’t hit some financial mark? Shocking that a guy trying to disrupt one of the most powerful industries in the world is hitting road blocks.

He is a force doing great things for Our Future.

Actually, I don't think he's that many regulatory road blocks considering the size of the giants he's gone up against - that's more of a surprise, but rather a good one - BUT suspect!

What does shock me is how he's able to consistently miss earnings, run his bottom line in the red quarter-over-quarter, provide lofty assumptions for growth and profitability that have yet to come to fruition and still secure insane amounts of capital.

I also think that Tesla is going to end up adopting this "Throw-away" culture we've gotten used to (think iPhone). Every couple years you need a new one because ...

The only other capital phenomenon I've seen like this is Amazon. They produce razor thin margins ~<1%ish and would post QoQ negative profits (prior to the past few years) and still their stock would (and continues to) soar.

[Wonkie]

Are you saying he is a net negative on civilization?

i am saying that

[Lammy]

You guys must not have had to buy a new set of batteries for your Teslas yet...

[ScaringChildren]

Care to elaborate on why you think that?

He's a naive leftist who hates anyone successful.

[Wonkie]

Care to elaborate on why you think that?

sure. his money comes from conflict minerals and all techbros should be driven into the sea. plus humanizing billionaires is morally wrong from any perspective.

[Wonkie]

He's a naive leftist who hates anyone successful.

allow me to change your very smart mind: Elon Musk is very popular on reddit

[ScaringChildren]

allow me to change your very smart mind: Elon Musk is very popular on reddit

Not anymore he's not.

Anyone who expresses less than 100% hatred for Trump immediately loses cool points on Reddit.

[Wonkie]

So you mostly dislike him based on an ideology, which is rooted in identity. This identity game if played out reveals a real lack of clarity on the human experience.

Citation needed.

[ScaringChildren]

Wonkie works for big oil.

He's determined to make sure Elon fails.

[-TK-]

Actually, I don't think he's that many regulatory road blocks considering the size of the giants he's gone up against - that's more of a surprise, but rather a good one - BUT suspect!

What does shock me is how he's able to consistently miss earnings, run his bottom line in the red quarter-over-quarter, provide lofty assumptions for growth and profitability that have yet to come to fruition and still secure insane amounts of capital.

I also think that Tesla is going to end up adopting this "Throw-away" culture we've gotten used to (think iPhone). Every couple years you need a new one because ...

The only other capital phenomenon I've seen like this is Amazon. They produce razor thin margins ~<1%ish and would post QoQ negative profits (prior to the past few years) and still their stock would (and continues to) soar.


This on Tesla. There's innovation for sure, but the hype machine they've built is really their most successful product. I'm glad I invested in 2013 and 2014 even though it was speculative. Amazon has always made more sense to me because even while they posted negatives they appeal to a much much larger market, are actively delivering and enhancing their product all the time, and don't generally price your average Joe out of their services. Tesla's been more promise big deliver little, and to a much smaller overall market.

[skarlorn]

i bet wonkie doesn't care at all about Theranos

[Wonkie]

i bet wonkie doesn't care at all about Theranos

i don't like that he made all those people disappear

what a jerk!

[ScaringChildren]

i bet wonkie doesn't care at all about Theranos

Of course he does, it was started by a woman.

[Slave35]

Anyone who expresses less than 100% hatred for Trump immediately loses at being intelligent, informed, and conscientious in life.

ftfy

[skarlorn]

ftfy

yet another partisan-tard who is just as bad as the diehard trumpers

gitgud ez pz

[kjs86z]

I mean...race has to be Gnome.

Gnomish lore is spot on.

Class is a toss up between Enchanter and Mage. Loved the gif posted, but enchanter for p99 is more fitting. Guy can do anything.

[skarlorn]

People are complex and cannot be put into neat bins. Although doing this allows us to deal with things we don't understand or disagree with easier to grasp, it doesn't provide a real understanding of a human being.

wrong.

let me prove it.

wonkie is a trash bin person.

i'll let wonkie confirm this and prove that people CAN be simple and put into neat bins.

[Wonkie]

my fursona is a lobster

[Ivory]

Dark elf enchanter...using a high elf illusion to sell other high elves fancy luxury goods and promises of getting to the moon where cat people live.

[spoof2424]

Dark elf enchanter...using a high elf illusion to sell other high elves fancy luxury goods and promises of getting to the moon where cat people live.

This is a good one, and while charming females Charlie Theron-esque in appearance to bolster his "boys", he uses the HIDE ability to break charm and quickly heal their unfortunate blood loss from supporting him. His investors keep expecting him to buy a goblin gazughi ring, but he insists on HIDE.
Although the Wizard comment about AFK is a perfect summary of an average Leon Musk facial expression