The Player Base to the GM Staff: A list of demands.

[Anonymous]

We, the Playerbase, demand the following articles be addressed immediately by the leadership. We demand that you propose at least one fix for each item on the list. We demand that you do these things now. If you don't, we won't donate $10.00/yr anymore.

Take the loot away.
Don't take the loot away.
Ban the hackers.
Unban the hackers.
Ban the hackers again.
Force solo players to give up camps to full groups if the full group claims the camp in shout.
Make EC tunnel a bazaar.
Don't make EC tunnel a bazaar.
Let me and my "brother" play on the same IP please, I swear "he" "will" "play" alot, and that I "won't" 2box.
Put Lustrous Russet back in the game, and increase the drop rate.
Make every character start with a Fanged Skull Stiletto.
Instance Innoruuk and Maetsro; allow every guild a chance to kill them both every time they respawn.
Make my computer stop tripping out - I haz dual core, wai mai problemz?
Fix Tash.
Fix Malo.
Fix Charisma as it applies to charm.
Fix the boss AE's.
Release Mayong Mistmoore.
Don't realease Mayong Mistmoore.
Make / all zone work to list anon/role people.
Make player run speed faster.
Make charm work better.
Make charm work worse.
Make pets hit for more.
Make pets hit for less.
Make pets dual-wield.
Make pets not path retardedly.
Fix thex dagger.
Re-implement Thex Dagger
Un-Nerf Highkeep.
Un-Nerf Agility.
Un-Nerf Poisons.
Un-nerf dodge, parry, riposte, etc.
Fix mend.
Make ooc/auc zonewide.
Make swearing bannable.
Make all zones instanced.
Make all mobs respawn in one minute after killing.
Enforce a GM raid boss rotation.
Abolish a GM raid boss rotation.
Make the server PvP.
Make everyone forced to use the new models.
Outlaw any use of the new models.
Disband IB, Divinity, and Trans; force all members of each to form one superguild called <FILM ACTORS GUILD> under the leadership of Danth.
Shoot all the GM's who play characters.
..or burn said GM's at the stake.
Release PoS.
Don't release PoS.
Inform everyone that Krimzin and p5ot are kind of important.
Don't release Kunark.
Release Kunark.
Shorten the timeline.
Lengthen the timeline.
Allow the server to progress past Velious.
Make Velious the last expansion.
Fix sneak-pulling.
Fix factions.
Speed up swimming skillups.
Slow down swimming skillups.

Deliver results on these demands, or we will stop giving you ten dollars!

[nilbog]

demand the following articles be addressed immediately by the leadership.

Hi.

If you don't, we won't donate $10.00/yr anymore.


If everyone donated 10$ a year, server hosting funds would be in good shape forever.

Good read though, that's kinda the way I see issues sometimes. Pages upon pages of threads that demand one thing, then the opposite.

[Hasbinbad]

<FILM ACTORS GUILD>
Hasbinbad Bearjew the Dragonslayer
<F. A. G.>

[drplump]

Shorten the timeline.
Lengthen the timeline.


What about split the timeline?

I want to play on a server were the sleeper was never imprisoned and just goes around randomly zone wide death touching forever.

[Excision Rottun]

We, the Playerbase, demand the following articles be addressed immediately by the leadership.

..........

Deliver results on these demands, or we will stop giving you ten dollars!

YOU HAVE 14 DAYS!

[Pheer]

What about split the timeline?

I want to play on a server were the sleeper was never imprisoned and just goes around randomly zone wide death touching forever.

that sure would make the game interesting

just a zone emote goes off and suddenly everyone heads for the hills to avoid getting raped

[Uaellaen]

What about split the timeline?

Scramble the timeline!! release velious before kunark, and classic last!

[Danth]

Release Kunark first IMO, server full of iksars, then Velious, then Classic last. We could be ProjectIksarArmy.

"Disband IB, Divinity, and Trans; force all members of each to form one superguild called <FILM ACTORS GUILD> under the leadership of Danth."

I'm content with the guild I'm presently in, actually. How've you been, Mr. anon?

Danth

[Goobles]

Could this thread be moved to the RANT/FLAMES section where it belongs?

[Secrets]

I'm gonna keep it in this section of the forums since it is old-style comedy, and not a rant or a flame.

Good read though, made me laugh. Your demands will be filled!

[guineapig]

What about split the timeline?

I want to play on a server were the sleeper was never imprisoned and just goes around randomly zone wide death touching forever.

I agree second this statement! ;)

[guineapig]

Make my computer stop tripping out - I haz dual core, wai mai problemz?

Not sure why this made me giggle so much but it did.

[Jify]

If you don't, we won't donate $10.00/yr anymore.

On that note. Everyone keep donating! I want to play P1999 until the end of the world, 2012.

[Haynar]

What about split the timeline?

I want to play on a server were the sleeper was never imprisoned and just goes around randomly zone wide death touching forever.
Make it every evening, he randomly shows up around 7 pm.

Add a game wide announcement, "The Sleeper has been spotted in %zone."

Make him run at bard speed, and aggro on everyone in zone. At range 200, he DTs. And then he runs for the next closest PC, until they also are dead. Repeating until the zone is empty. Then he kills all NPCs (like merchants) in zone, who stay dead for 3 days.

Now that is my kind of fun.

Haynar

[Salty]

Hateplane is out before Sol ro.

Can we stop talking about timelines yet?

[Anonymous]

New Demands:
Remove global /ooc.
Force players to relinquish camps to random people who sit near you.
Ban the spammer.
Don't ban the spammer.
Ban Modus.
Don't ban modus.
Retain global /ooc.
Ban real-money transfers for in-game gear or PL.
Allow real-money transfers for in-game gear or PL.
Allow real-money transfers for in-game gear or PL if I donate $2.
Restrict global /ooc to level 5+.
Ban talking about marijuana in /ooc.
Disallow GM's from having play-characters.
Let GM's play.
Restrict /ooc to 1 message per minute.
Remove the ability to /anon.
Remove the ability to /role.
Post a list of the server demographics so I can play the least played class.
Allow new graphics.
Disallow new graphics.
Rez me because I lagged.
Rez me because DDOS ate me.
Make "female" members post tits and vent 2 prove or GTFO.
Make Abacab post more pics of his girlfriend.
Extend manastone/rubi/guise timeline.
Remove manastone/rubi/guise now.
Implement / all zone.
Spawn CT for every guild who wants to attempt it 1x per week.
Don't implement / all zone.
The playerbase demands it!! Fix these issues or we will QQ!!

[Woosh]

Inform everyone that Krimzin and p5ot are kind of important.

Hah....

[Aeolwind]

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Chaotic_Neutral_(Jack_Sparrow.jpg

[drplump]

Hateplane is out before Sol ro.

Can we stop talking about timelines yet?

This server entered the failsafe but brought a second box back with it and set it up in the place of the old fail safe half an hour later. So when you used the fail safe it still had a half hour advantage on you because it moved the original fail safe to an undisclosed location.
It is very simple and explained here: http://www.freeweb.hu/neuwanstein/

[Finawin]

Force players to relinquish camps to random people who sit near you.

I lol'd

[Erik]

Make "female" members post tits and vent 2 prove or GTFO.
Make Abacab post more pics of his girlfriend.

:D

[Origin]

On that note. Everyone keep donating! I want to play P1999 until the end of the world, 2012.

Can't do that pal. When Kunark comes out, P1999 becomes P2000! So, you only have a few months left to enjoy P1999!

[Hasbinbad]

Can't do that pal. When Kunark comes out, P1999 becomes P2000! So, you only have a few months left to enjoy P1999!
OMFG HE IS USING MACROQUEST TO KNOW WHEN KUNARK IS COMING OUT OMG OMG OMG BAN HIM BAN HIM