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Buhbuh
12-01-2018, 06:16 PM
The ammount of white knighting by bluebie incels in this thread is frankly disgusting. Let's look at the facts of the case.

Some bbw Egirl baited Sirken into giving her pixels by exploiting his reproductive drive. Then she posted the skype logs on purpose to bring the man down. This was a setup to intentionally assassinate a great volunteer everquest GM and anyone who says otherwise doesn't have a functioning brain.

Ban this egirl and reinstate Sirken.

This is something an incel would say.


BLUE EVENT - Red transfers toons over to Blue. The 400 + horde of Blue players have to fight Red99 players for their gains at the entrance to ToV. One dragon dies, Blue wins. No dragons die, Red wins.

Stipulations:

Red wins - Sirken rides his pal Sontalak to his new girlfriend's house who was the thot that narced on him and he moves in to her house forever. No manastones are given. Thot has to push a manastone-looking crystallized pumice boulder uphill, and it will roll back down to the bottom of the hill just as it reaches the top over and over for eternity. Red99, being the greatest collection of drug addict sperglords to ever exist, will explode like a supernova and the server will be reset back to classic. A yearly Holiday of the day Blue failed will be added to the calendar and an EXP bonus for that day will be assigned to the Red server.

Blue wins - Sirken is put on the rack and broken into pieces and left in the open desert for vultures to finish him off. Beautiful ultra-thot goddess is given a golden amulet with a manastone encased within and she also becomes new lead GM. All dragons in ToV despawn and become Dozekar's except for Vulak. King Tormax becomes a five headed hydra, so to speak, so that five are up at once on top of each other. Detoxx gets to kiss Rogean on the mouth IRL for the first time. Tongue included.

Heebo
12-01-2018, 06:19 PM
Subscribed

Muggens
12-01-2018, 06:20 PM
I say lets go for it

Deillon
12-01-2018, 06:23 PM
#savesirken

d3r14k
12-01-2018, 06:29 PM
+1

Good post, OP

r34m
12-01-2018, 06:30 PM
This is perhaps the best idea I’ve ever heard.

awfal
12-01-2018, 06:35 PM
Subscribed

Liked and subscribed.

Ivah
12-01-2018, 06:47 PM
Subscribed

Save sirken

karsten
12-01-2018, 06:58 PM
Subscribed

Imago
12-01-2018, 07:00 PM
Delete my older thread - THIS would be the best possible Christmas gift Project 1999 could ever give.

#savesirken

Cen
12-01-2018, 07:08 PM
"Hello! You appear to be creating custom content."

Mudson
12-01-2018, 07:22 PM
Not Classic!

Arogarn
12-01-2018, 07:27 PM
Very goog idea

Buhbuh
12-01-2018, 07:29 PM
It's an event.

Mobs die and everything goes back to normal. If you win...which, let's face it, isn't going to happen.

Imago
12-02-2018, 05:24 PM
Bumping for Sirkens sake.

coolget
12-02-2018, 05:31 PM
tldr

aaezil
12-02-2018, 05:42 PM
Filed under autism

Byel
12-02-2018, 11:59 PM
Not sure the 12 red players could hold off the thirst if pixels on blue. But I'm interested

kotton05
12-03-2018, 11:43 AM
All these posters are from red. Too much tism for me to read so I’m filing under resolved

Jimjam
12-03-2018, 12:24 PM
Filed under autism

Stack overflow error.