Ben and Jerry's working on making americans fatter and lazier

[DMN]

We are really falling behind on these fronts worldwide. Thanks Ben and Jerry, true patriots.


https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/ben-and-jerrys-developing-cbd-ice-cream

[DinoTriz2]

Is this country even worth fighting for anymore?

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[Cecily]

CBD doesn’t get you high, dumdum. Less depressed, maybe, which happens to be the main reason for ice cream in the first place and might reduce the number of pints of Cherry Garcia necessary to get over him cheating on you with that bimbo.

[DMN]

CBD doesn’t get you high, dumdum. Less depressed, maybe, which happens to be the main reason for ice cream in the first place and might reduce the number of pints of Cherry Garcia necessary to get over him cheating on you with that bimbo.

CBD directly activates a receptor in the brain to release melatonin, which of course causes sleepiness. it's even worse if isn't a pure extract, and it most likely won't be as it would cost a lot more to produce. Then it has terpenes in as wel, several of wich induce lethargy/tiredness. You are basically eating a massive tranqualizer to go with your insulin spike. The perfect combo for obesity.

[Cecily]

CBD directly activates a receptor in the brain to release melatonin, which of course causes sleepiness. it's even worse if isn't a pure extract, and it most likely won't be as it would cost a lot more to produce. Then it has terpenes in as wel, several of wich induce lethargy/tiredness. You are basically eating a massive tranqualizer to go with your insulin spike. The perfect combo for obesity.

You’re a bit hysterical about the dangers here, sweetie. Massive tranquilizer is a strong word. Mild sedative more like it. I doubt the entire package will even contain enough CBD to get to the sleep aid theraputic dose, which is fairly high. Does alcohol existing keep you awake at night?

[Evia]

Yeah this sounds kinda awesome to me... Not sure why the general vibe in this thread is so negative? I'd try a pint!
We have about a thousand and one other things going on in our country that is probably worth getting up and arms about...but this?

[feniin]

lol at shit for brains DMN rallying against CBD. Guy really is bottom of the barrel stupid.

[DMN]

You’re a bit hysterical about the dangers here, sweetie. Massive tranquilizer is a strong word. Mild sedative more like it. I doubt the entire package will even contain enough CBD to get to the sleep aid theraputic dose, which is fairly high. Does alcohol existing keep you awake at night?

No, it's not a strong word(s). It's an appropriate one. You will be spiking your insulin(makes you tired/lethargic), spiking your melatonin(makes you tired/lethargic) and several terpenes(makes you tired/lethargic) are just as bad as either of those if not worse. it's a cocktail to enter a vegetative state.

[DinoTriz2]

Yeah this sounds kinda awesome to me. Not sure why the general vibe in this thread is so negative? I'd try a pint.

CBD ice cream is the opiate of the masses

[DMN]

lol at shit for brains DMN rallying against CBD. Guy really is bottom of the barrel stupid.

Because I have degree(s) in shit that matters. You have a degree in shit matters.

[feniin]

Because I have degree in shit that matters. You have a degree in shit matters.
Tell me more about your IQ.

Do you also browse the hacker boards with Throndor?

[DMN]

Tell me more about your IQ.

Do you also browse the hacker boards with Throndor?

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[bigjeff100]

No, it's not a strong word(s). It's an appropriate one. You will be spiking your insulin(makes you tired/lethargic), spiking your melatonin(makes you tired/lethargic) and several terpenes(makes you tired/lethargic) are just as bad as either of those if not worse. it's a cocktail to enter a vegetative state.

If somebody is gonna go down a path of vegetative state due to some ice cream and CBD. Then they were already lazy and unmotivated to begin with...

[Cecily]

Melatonin supplements spike your melatonin, too. If you ever took that poison, make sure you don't eat anything or you'll die.

[DinoTriz2]

I used to melt down M & Ms and inject them directly into my urethra.

Fewer calories than coffee and twice the buzz.

[Wonkie]

as a centrist, I think a great way to reduce crime would be to put hormone blockers in all food eaten by males; testosterone causes buckness and is a scourge on our society

we already do it to the cows so don't come @ me with some moralistic garbage thx

[DinoTriz2]

as a centrist, I think a great way to reduce crime would be to put hormone blockers in all food eaten by males; testosterone causes buckness and is a scourge on our society

we already do it to the cows so don't come @ me with some moralistic garbage thx

That's a far left position.

Do you even know what is centrist?

[Dwarflord]

CBD directly activates a receptor in the brain to release melatonin, which of course causes sleepiness. it's even worse if isn't a pure extract, and it most likely won't be as it would cost a lot more to produce. Then it has terpenes in as wel, several of wich induce lethargy/tiredness. You are basically eating a massive tranqualizer to go with your insulin spike. The perfect combo for obesity.

DMN Scores a Critical Hit !

[PieOats]

as a centrist, I think a great way to reduce crime would be to put hormone blockers in all food eaten by males; testosterone causes buckness and is a scourge on our society

we already do it to the cows so don't come @ me with some moralistic garbage thx

Cows are food things though. They exist to fuel my *exceptional* brain (and to a lesser extent yours) such that we, in the absence of CBD ice cream, might contribute to the preservation of their genetic lines by taking to the stars, with them, our beloved food things, in tow. We are the *only* species capable of preserving all the others, even if that means we must consume some of them.

Trump is a beautiful man. God bless America.

[DinoTriz2]

Who buys Ben & Jerry's ice cream?

Leftists do.

Everything is going according to plan...

[Dwarflord]

RIP

[dudette]

*in squawking smoker's voice* DEENO!! HARDLY WE KNEW YE!!!

[Tethler]

Don't worry, I'm sure we'll be seeing DinoTriz3 soon (unless someone takes the name first!)