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[Kaight]

Sony Bringing Back Original ‘EverQuest’ So Thousands Of Gamers Can Relive Most Depressing Era Of Their Lives (https://ogn.theonion.com/blizzard-bringing-back-original-world-of-warcraft-so-1835522916?utm_content=Main&utm_medium=SocialMarketing&utm_campaign=SF&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2f5Guc2C-g8ZJ1TMzRo-S6wZtQBnhCYor3UZaBEOJ3stc6Memlc3LOzb8&fbclid=IwAR3CiahVxK2GxvqyCefYf_mnQENUfQpsa3VDk5J6x xFU9-CYzAtpRNJkjI0&fbclid=IwAR1-0ouUjMAXJY36WsOB_YyIuJ-sTpH3SO_WIe7pZmRk2TvOFa2WENHJ0sk&fbclid=IwAR1_HEHI3Zhv_SIvX_shd5ZZ9qrxGBw66IjTPx7qu 7lJsFRBA97TMoYLG4U&fbclid=IwAR0GqUYkeb1F2Lokxv4ACBJ4OypFonHGzYXVnnopC 9Cwoc_oj0sCqvZsjro)

Get ready to hop in a time machine to 2006, EQ fans: Sony announced that they are bringing back the original EverQuest so thousands of gamers can relive the most depressing era of their lives.

The company has spent the past two years recreating the “Vanilla” version of the game before any expansions were released, so players can finally re-experience that grim period when they suffered from a crippling, all-consuming addiction to the fantasy MMORPG. Featuring the return of slow travel and a level-50 cap, the upcoming release will be a major nostalgia trip for those who slowly lost all of their friends and gave up on their dreams as they spent countless hours grinding for loot in beloved dungeons like Befallen or The Warrens.

Editor's Note: I give up changing things from WoW to EQ here.

Whether you will be shouting “For The Alliance!” or “For The Horde!” the folks over at Blizzard promise that WoW Classic will make it seem like all the growth you’ve experienced in the past decade never happened and that you’re back in a time when you would grind out your blacksmithing skill, not shower for weeks, and erupt into violent outbursts whenever your worried family members tried to get you to stop playing. “For everyone out there whose compulsive WoW habit lead to them failing a class in college or getting fired from their job, our faithful recreation of the game servers as they were over 10 years ago will be a real treat,” said Senior Producer Calia Schie, adding that they’ve spent countless hours making sure the old title runs smoothly on modern hardware configuration so players can be completely reimmersed in the period when the most important thing to them in their sad, pathetic lives was earning enough gold to afford a mount.

“As soon as you step into Stormwind as it was back then, it’ll feel like walking into that bleak era when you would sit for days-on-end in dirty, unwashed sweatpants and the only social contact you had was coordinating Zul’Gurub runs with your guildmates, all while people your age went to parties with their friends, nurtured relationships, and had important life experiences,” Chie added.

The game doesn’t come out until August, but until then, make sure to start preparing by getting your sweat-stained futon ready, neglecting your relationships, and skipping out on professional obligations. Also, don’t forget to stock up on Mountain Dew—you’ll need it when the fatigue headaches start kicking in.

[DinoTriz2]

Misleading headline - pls delet

[Mblake81]

https://i.imgur.com/f3FLnFt.jpg

[aaezil]

Filed under wrong game forum

[Dwarflord]

this kaight guy is sad / depressed what a loser

im sure he will be home tonight

[DinoTriz2]

Kaight is also a devout acolyte of the Church of Feminism®

You know what they say about male feminists...

Wolves in sheep's clothing.

[Kaight]

https://imgur.com/E9402os.jpg

[Wonkie]

https://imgur.com/E9402os.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ztlrVUMH3A

[Dwarflord]

Yesterday, 11:28 PM

confirmed stayed home last night

[Kaight]

Yesterday, 11:28 PM

confirmed stayed home last night

Oh yes. I had to get up at 7am for a bridal shower. Ugh, friends amirite?! Oh wait sorry....

[Wonkie]

Oh yes. I had to get up at 7am for a bridal shower. Ugh, friends amirite?! Oh wait sorry....

The nineteenth-century wave of feminism was started by older women who had been through the radicalizing experience of getting married and becoming the legal chattel of their husbands (or the equally radicalizing experience of not getting married and being treated as spinsters).

-Gloria Steinem

[Mblake81]

Ugh, friends amirite?! Oh wait sorry....

Yep.

Don't really care to make more. I had the best.

https://i.imgur.com/SItduFF.jpg

[DinoTriz2]

The nineteenth-century wave of feminism was started by older women who had been through the radicalizing experience of getting married and becoming the legal chattel of their husbands (or the equally radicalizing experience of not getting married and being treated as spinsters).

-Gloria Steinem

Now feminism has evolved into forming angry mobs against men who accidentally brush up against women on an overcrowded train.

[Wonkie]

Now feminism has evolved into forming angry mobs against men who accidentally brush up against women on an overcrowded train.

i dunno about that but the point is kayyte's "feminism" extends only so far as it gives her hipster-rebel cred

all in all it's just another tattoo on the facebook wall

[Patriam1066]

i dunno about that but the point is kayyte's "feminism" extends only so far as it gives her hipster-rebel cred

all in all it's just another tattoo on the facebook wall

Because of a bridal shower? You’re weirder than I thought. Consider Christ

[Wonkie]

Because of a bridal shower? You’re weirder than I thought. Consider Christ

in Western culture it's considered quite rude to celebrate your friend becoming a slave

hope this helps

[Kaight]

all in all it's just another tattoo on the facebook wall

Stealing this for lyrics in my riot grrrl band

[Wonkie]

Stealing this for lyrics in my riot grrrl band

have you been offered a collar?

[FatMice]

Hi Kate.

[DinoTriz2]

Hi Kate.

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[d3r14k]

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Ok, lets see here...

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[Patriam1066]

in Western culture it's considered quite rude to celebrate your friend becoming a slave

hope this helps

A wife is a slave? You’re weird

[DinoTriz2]

A wife is a slave? You’re weird

Wonkie is a woke Marxist.

He clearly sees the Patriarchy operating within our society.

I salute his activism.

I hope that one day we all wake up and realize monogamous relationships are a capitalist lie bent on destroying worker's rights.

The only way to progress society is to stay single and not have children at all.

[Wonkie]

A wife is a slave? You’re weird

not my opinion, famous feminist Gloria Steinem's, of whom an endorsing meme was republicated.

[Wonkie]

Which religion does Gloria Steinem practice?

idk capitalism?

[Dwarflord]

getting married is the worst idea ever i feel bad for anyone who walks that road

kids and poverty come next, then you get to be miserable forever and dream about all the shit you could have done if you didnt marry

[Wonkie]

getting married is the worst idea ever i feel bad for anyone who walks that road

kids and poverty come next, then you get to be miserable forever and dream about all the shit you could have done if you didnt marry

feminism engendered the sexual revolution, freeing us from the despotism of the petticoat

[NegaStoat]

getting married is the worst idea ever i feel bad for anyone who walks that road

kids and poverty come next, then you get to be miserable forever and dream about all the shit you could have done if you didnt marry

Geeze, that talk from your dad sounds like his words were burned into your mind. Then again, the day that you learn that you are your parent's biggest regret would be a hard one.

[Dwarflord]

my parents consider having me as one of their achievements, they are from a whole generation of people who grinded money to pay basic bills only to have kids that would hopefully live a good life because they didnt

90% of people who have kids think it counts for something in terms of an achievement, yet our planet is closing in on 4b people and the end is drawing closer and people are too stupid to realize people are doing it

breeding should be outlawed imo

[Thorondor]

Yep. Please remove yourself from the gene pool. I, on the other hand, intend for my genome to see itself through the eye of the needle.

[YendorLootmonkey]

yet our planet is closing in on 4b people

Is that your post-snap count, Thanos? Because if you're talking pre-snap, you're a few billion off.

[Kaight]

hi zoole

[Kaight]

no charge for that one

[Patriam1066]

my parents consider having me as one of their achievements, they are from a whole generation of people who grinded money to pay basic bills only to have kids that would hopefully live a good life because they didnt

90% of people who have kids think it counts for something in terms of an achievement, yet our planet is closing in on 4b people and the end is drawing closer and people are too stupid to realize people are doing it

breeding should be outlawed imo

You see none of the sophistry in life. I pity you

[FatMice]

no charge for that one

Seems your stalker followers are as strong as ever. Grats.

[Wonkie]

Seems your stalker followers are as strong as ever. Grats.

the male viewer has logged on

[Tethler]

Yep. Please remove yourself from the gene pool. I, on the other hand, intend for my genome to see itself through the eye of the needle.

Good luck with that. Only the wealthy will have the means to ensure their survival.

[Dwarflord]

by 2048 all humans will be dead on earth

oceans will collapse a few years earlier which will take everything with it. The PH of the ocean has been rising and huge sections of the great barrier reef are dying, i didnt believe it until i saw coral reefs here in florida that were healthy in the years past and are white now

its very real and no one cares

[Mblake81]

How much gay dwarf porn do you jack off to?

https://i.imgur.com/oqczD0U.gif

[Dwarflord]

Not fat at all, extremely lean and muscular

not scared at all, not accepting the truth i think means you are afraid

not into dwarfs or trannys, i like women

please put bilbo back in your avatar it was great

[Mblake81]

I woke up in a brand new Bugatti

[Dwarflord]

whos thorin?

[Thorondor]

You have been rendered infertile by viewing coral. Review your life immediately.

That's how stupid the soyest of the soy are these days. Either they're more concerned with sucking each others dicks, or they're told a catastrophism story and they self-select right out of the gene pool while their government replaces them with academically dumber, browner, people in droves.

Good riddance, shallow end. They never wouldve passed through the eye of the needle in evolutionary times anyways.

[Mblake81]

Good riddance, shallow end. They never wouldve passed through the eye of the needle in evolutionary times anyways.

And lo, there he was. First through the city gates with a wild glare in his eye, torch in one hand and the shine of steel in the other. Women, children, young men and old men alike all fell before him.

[Thorondor]

And lo, there he was. First through the city gates with a wild glare in his eye, torch in one hand and the shine of steel in the other. Women, children, young men and old men alike all fell before him.

Nah you got the "his"story all wrong: The young "men" were falling to their knees before each other, whilst the horde ravaged their women and children unchecked, because salty oceans being salty, and breathing being breathing, sapped the vigor from them.

[Kieu]

I wasn't aware you still played Kayyte... lol, not that its a bad thing. I barely ever do.

[Dwarflord]

cool avatar can you find something better?

[Kaight]

um this thread has really derailed, can we go back to talking about me thx

[Wonkie]

um this thread has really derailed, can we go back to talking about me thx

you have to feed me human inputs if you want any one liners back

Tell me about your hair and I'll tell you about class oppression

[Cecily]

I’ve always liked Kayyte as a person and as a nomenclature.

[Cecily]

you have to feed me human inputs if you want any one liners back

Tell me about your hair and I'll tell you about class oppression

So I’ve recently decided to be upset lately about random women not telling me how jealous they are of my hair for a long time now. Think that changed the second it got past my shoulders again, because the cashier at Wawa last week was telling me how much nicer mine was than hers if she took it out of her Wawa hat.

[Muggens]

MBlake, your sig and avatar drawings are always real cool, who made those? Some french artist?

[Kaight]

I’ve always liked Kayyte as a person and as a nomenclature.

I put the NO MEN in nomenclature.



The future is female

[Cecily]

I put the NO MEN in nomenclature.



The future is female

I’m with you in principle, but that’s a dumb, albeit catchy slogan.

What do we want? Female!
When do we want it? Sometime in the future!

[Kaight]

I’m with you in principle, but that’s a dumb, albeit catchy slogan.

What do we want? Female!
When do we want it? Sometime in the future!

But the future is a second away. It’s now. Now. And now. Now!

[Patriam1066]

But the future is a second away. It’s now. Now. And now. Now!

Why can’t yall communiCAYYTE? Women still don’t ask for what they want

[Mblake81]

https://i.imgur.com/ShF7xCf.jpg

[Kaight]

Why can’t yall communiCAYYTE? Women still don’t ask for what they want

Communik8 is my DJ name

[Patriam1066]

Communik8 is my DJ name

Hmm not horrible. I’m old though

[d3r14k]

4nic8 is my DJ name.

And by DJ I mean pressing play on a laptop.
And by a laptop I mean my IPOD.
And by my IPOD I mean my Zune.
And by my Zune I mean I hum the songs in my head.

God I'm poor.

[Cecily]

But the future is a second away. It’s now. Now. And now. Now!

Fine. I’ll wear the damn t-shirt.

[Thorondor]

so do yall think kate is pretty in an objective sense, or is it more like you've never nailed someone in her age bracket before & so she seems lil exotic. ??

She looks like this girl, Leah, I used to bang, but probably taller, since Leah was about 5'2"

[Kaight]

Fine. I’ll wear the damn t-shirt.

We CaN bE TWiNzIesSSssss!!!!!!

[Kaight]

Hmm not horrible. I’m old though

Patriam.. if I were to call you "Numbers"... would that mean anything to you

[Patriam1066]

No

[Wonkie]

*smarks*

[Kaight]

No

well alright then. carry on.

[Kaight]

kaight you are a very boring person

im sorry have we met

[Cecily]

So I just learned the goth chick I had a crush on in high school, the one who told me she was a lesbian after the first time we hung out, in fact liked me too and would stare at the back of my head in class wishing I would talk to her. She thought my crippling social anxiety was me being too cool to talk to her.

I regret taking the lesbian disclosure thing as badly as I did. At the time she legitimately was one, but I took it as pretty harsh rejection. Never spoke with her again until I met her with her future ex-husband at a bar. “LESBIAN KATE,” I drunkenly slurred about her, a lot, in front of him that evening. Despite me regaling her fiancé with stories about her drug abuse years when I was actually remembering this girl named Elisa, Kate was good enough to let me and my best friend, both severely intoxicated, spend the night at her place, and Scott thanked her by burning her couch with a cigarette.

I felt bad about that for years and I’ve reconnected with her since last October, after I apologized for that evening. Pretty crazy how well we get along. During our 4-hour phone conversation tonight she told me she was into me and just god dammit... can’t really do anything with that information besides feel a dull sense of regret for not having this person in my life for the last two decades. Might have actually worked out better tbh, because I have an amazing friend now instead of an ex-girlfriend from 20 years ago.

Follow your dreams
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[Mblake81]

https://i.imgur.com/Gykp6fF.jpg

[Patriam1066]

well alright then. carry on.

Um please explain I’m currently experiencing FOMO

[Patriam1066]

So I just learned the goth chick I had a crush on in high school, the one who told me she was a lesbian after the first time we hung out, in fact liked me too and would stare at the back of my head in class wishing I would talk to her. She thought my crippling social anxiety was me being too cool to talk to her.

I regret taking the lesbian disclosure thing as badly as I did. At the time she legitimately was one, but I took it as pretty harsh rejection. Never spoke with her again until I met her with her future ex-husband at a bar. “LESBIAN KATE,” I drunkenly slurred about her, a lot, in front of him that evening. Despite me regaling her fiancé with stories about her drug abuse years when I was actually remembering this girl named Elisa, Kate was good enough to let me and my best friend, both severely intoxicated, spend the night at her place, and Scott thanked her by burning her couch with a cigarette.

I felt bad about that for years and I’ve reconnected with her since last October, after I apologized for that evening. Pretty crazy how well we get along. During our 4-hour phone conversation tonight she told me she was into me and just god dammit... can’t really do anything with that information besides feel a dull sense of regret for not having this person in my life for the last two decades. Might have actually worked out better tbh, because I have an amazing friend now instead of an ex-girlfriend from 20 years ago.

Follow your dreams
https://i.imgur.com/BrmR9dz.jpg


https://i.imgur.com/JQfq0LS.jpg
https://i.imgur.com/iIr1DWT.jpg

Hey no judgment here but what am I looking at

[Cecily]

A Little Red Riding Hood costume and blonde wig Kara had at her house the Halloween of 2000. Also the best picture ever.

[Cecily]

People like you keep me writing! :)

[d3r14k]

Sharptooth / Mario / Dwarfguy: I will not stop hatefully posting towards trannys until they are all gone from the forums.

Cecily: People like you keep me writing.

Sharptooth / Mario / Dwarfguy:

https://i.imgur.com/Hx2iWKg.jpg

[Kaight]

Cecily is my friend! Though I sadly am not the LESBIAN KATE in her story. I am str8 k8.

Patriam -- when I streamed, there was a dude whose username was like 3298572375 so I called him Numbers. He said he was a regular forum poster but didn't tell me who. You have a similar personality so I thought I had solved the mystery but NAW.

[Oleris]

stream when?

[Kaight]

stream when?

like a gazillion years ago. i probably will again for Green.

[Patriam1066]

Cecily is my friend! Though I sadly am not the LESBIAN KATE in her story. I am str8 k8.

Patriam -- when I streamed, there was a dude whose username was like 3298572375 so I called him Numbers. He said he was a regular forum poster but didn't tell me who. You have a similar personality so I thought I had solved the mystery but NAW.

I don’t know what you streamed, and I have never watched a stream of anything other than a football game so far as I know. Not me k8

[JayDee]

like a gazillion years ago. i probably will again for Green.

You got a nice face. How bout that body

[Kaight]

You got a nice face. How bout that body

Have you seen My 600-lb Life?

[Cecily]

I think I got my first stalker on Facebook the second after changed my only people I know irl policy. He loves how intelligent I am and is happy to be my new friend! I’m probably going to engage with him out of boredom, so I just want you all to know I love you very much.

[eadric]

A Little Red Riding Hood costume and blonde wig Kara had at her house the Halloween of 2000. Also the best picture ever.

I miss 2000. The world was much saner back then.

[Cecily]

I miss 2000. The world was much saner back then.

Yeah, I agree. I think a lot of people convieniently forget the machine uprising after all the computers shut down, but the sacrifices we made during that year of darkness helped forge a brighter future for our children. That’s something to be proud of.

[Wonkie]

she's growing up so fast, just the other day she got her first stalker!

[Wonkie]

soon all the boys will be trying to get her loaded so they can get her loaded