Quick, I need something to tell the wife...

[Kittik]

...so she'll leave me along all night.

[El-Hefe]

"Bogdan is keeping me late at the carwash."

[Baler]

I bought you a gift but you have to wait for it to arrive.

[Indicas]

...so she'll leave me along all night.

tell her her butt looks fat

[Forsh]

Tell her there's a big sale at Walmart.

[azeth]

Hand her your credit card and tell her to skedaddle

[Asmadi]

Just tell her you are questioning your sexuality and need some space.

[OldFloridaMan]

Tell her it’ll be good practice for when she’s a widow after killing you for your insurance money.

Well, that was my wife’s response when i told her about P99...

[zodias]

"Honey, you always tell me to be honest so i feel like you need to know that none of your clothing makes you look fat, you just are fat. Also that moomoo looks great on you."


Instantly you kicked out of bedroom and can sleep (stay up all night playing p99) on the couch.

[Forsh]

Just tell her you are questioning your sexuality and need some space.

This right here is a good one. I approve.

[Supreme]

Get her a sancho

[Llandris]

Just be honest and tell her you're a huge nerd and you need to satisfy your pixel lust

[KwwBall]

"Bogdan is keeping me late at the carwash."
Fuck Bogdan and his eyebrows.

[Baler]

apply for an ip exception and get her playing too

[lonig]

Just turn on Lifetime network and pray she doesn't start believing their messages

[Falconz]

Tell her she's allowed to hit up TJ Maxx Marshalls and Homegoods all in the same day

[Vidar]

Tell her she looks like her mom. Preferably during something sexual.

[KwwBall]

Just tell her you are questioning your sexuality and need some space.
This would either be amazingly successful or a huge backfire. I can just imagine some women going bananas trying to make sure you are "straight" by molesting you like mad and or being extremely sexy whilst you are trying to play.

Basically. Use this strategy at your own risk ;)

[KwwBall]

apply for an ip exception and get her playing too
Best response
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[Znakebite]

Babe, This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I can't pass it up.
It beats me leaving the house and drinking with my buddies, potentially getting a DUI or worse a car accident. You don't want that do you? You see, playing EQ is safe for me and will give you peace of mind, knowing that I am right in the other room.
I love you babe, your the best:)

[Vivix]

Ask her to play. Mine is rolling an erudite necro and I'm going ogre shaman.

[TRiCiDE]

Here are divorce papers, im going to need you to sign these. I have a new love in my life.

[NizmerThafen]

Tell her there is an all-you-can-eat buffet deal at the China Star just down the road.

[Madbad]

Be honest with her.

She will leave you.

Unlimited free time.

#Lifehacks

[Krazed]

Babe, This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. I can't pass it up.
It beats me leaving the house and drinking with my buddies, potentially getting a DUI or worse a car accident. You don't want that do you? You see, playing EQ is safe for me and will give you peace of mind, knowing that I am right in the other room.
I love you babe, your the best:)

This.

I've told my wife about the various EQ Progression servers over the last 4 years, and this was her answer to ME.

[jakeojohnson]

Go eat some broccoli, cabbage, and some $1 frozen items from the grocery store. She will stay out of that room for sure.

[Krazed]

and go ask for lots of garlic dipping sauce from various pizza joints. That'll help.

[oldhead]

...so she'll leave me along all night.

Just tell her you want sex.

[Stam2000]

I sent her the link to the trailer and she said I'll talk to you Monday lol

[FatherSioux]

Just be honest and tell her you're a huge nerd and you need to satisfy your pixel lust