The People vs. Nirgon. Charges: Illiteracy, Obstruction of Justice, Cowardice.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Wanna see all the little snippets we have saved that hold a mirror up to Norrath?

YES

[Stickyfingers]

This ones from yesterday.

[Mblake81]

maybe if he said Librarian.

[Videri]

OK, we must be talking about RL racism then. Every time we find that...we report it, chronicle it, and make our disdain known.

Norrath is full of fantastic racism, though. So if you despise "racism" you shouldn't be playing this game. Nor any of these: https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/FantasticRacism/VideoGames

"Don't you High Elves have your own merchants? I'm not selling anything to you!"

Quite true, Norrath is full of in-game racism. While I despise racism in real life, I think the hostility of Norrath makes it more fun, because it’s only a game. It’s fun to talk about punting Gnomes, or eating Halflings, or call Dark Elves blueberries, because we all know it’s not real and no one’s getting hurt.

[Videri]

That’s one reason I like the premise of <DMO>. The in-game lore of Erudites is that they are mostly stuck-up, snobby, and overly proud; and that they look down on the other races of Norrath. It makes sense that they would form an exclusive Erudite-only guild.

I don’t see that Dwarf-only guild around anymore. It’s too bad.

[Mblake81]

[QUOTE=Videri;3101065]or call Dark Elves blueberries/QUOTE]

Never heard that one until P99. They called them Inkies back in the day.

[Stickyfingers]

Sifting through.

[Sethius Marlowe]

This shit is gold ahahahah

[Sethius Marlowe]

I shall proudly walk among dmo as the only iksar warrior president this game has ever seen. Our time will come.

[Stickyfingers]

Some more.

[Stickyfingers]

These are mostly from one person so far, still gotta go through all the other DMO members shots. Some less egregious than others perhaps.

[Nirgon]

This is the tame stuff too

You have no idea what kind of people are on this server

[Sethius Marlowe]

hmm?

we got some silly billies?

You want I should beat em up?

[Stickyfingers]

Some more, not even sure if some of these should be posted.....

[Stickyfingers]

Missed one

[Sethius Marlowe]

That’s cool Tiffany. You’re cool.

These silly billies are a bunch of racists. I think we’re gonna have to call the super cops on them. Ya know. Give em what for

[Sethius Marlowe]

Morning guys! Hope you have a great day!

[Sethius Marlowe]

Also! I know you are all health and safety conscious out there so I wanted to make sure you had a moment to know that my new webpage is also aware of covid-19 and proper procedures and handling practices. Feel free to check out our services at teenbuttsluts.com

[OuterChimp]

SEthius Maralow, do you have the #rona?

[Sethius Marlowe]

Fairly sure that there's no way that I don't.

I live in Seattle in the city and I've done lots of high risk stuff like gymmed a lot during the early days etc etc. I've felt "virusy" for a few weeks now. but i'm pretty active and robust so it's not really like a huge disaster for me just kind of like being 15-20% off so to speak. That said, have no idea because I'm not someone that needs testing and Im just gonna do proper things anyway whether I have it or not.

[Swish]

Hey guys what's the latest in this thr--


https://i.imgur.com/ngynKhm.gif



https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=12604&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1585009849

https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=12606&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1585009857

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/c5q3IOh.png

[Nirgon]

Swish had found what's in our Antonican filth discord channel

Guess who are the racists? Not us :)

I have a personal stash of the worst I've seen from the enraged virtue signallers around here

Worse than you can imagine

Whenever threads against us come up, I look through that little folder and smile at the hypocrisy


Blue community is way worse than the red one, minus the mace attack as an extreme outlier

[Baler]

I want to say that swish has posted only to reply and is not responding to bolster evidence (That's false) or to cause harm in this case or any particular p99 members.

He is innocent in his actions. Please, if staff do act. Act responsibly and understand P99 history runs extremely deep. Many of us remaining are reasonable people who aren't trying to cause harm.

[Wrekt]

Swish had found what's in our Antonican filth discord channel

Guess who are the racists? Not us :)

I have a personal stash of the worst I've seen from the enraged virtue signallers around here

Worse than you can imagine

Whenever threads against us come up, I look through that little folder and smile at the hypocrisy


Blue community is way worse than the red one, minus the mace attack as an extreme outlier

No, you're definitely racist. No matter how much deflection you attempt.

[strongNpretty]

Fairly sure that there's no way that I don't.

I live in Seattle in the city and I've done lots of high risk stuff like gymmed a lot during the early days etc etc. I've felt "virusy" for a few weeks now. but i'm pretty active and robust so it's not really like a huge disaster for me just kind of like being 15-20% off so to speak. That said, have no idea because I'm not someone that needs testing and Im just gonna do proper things anyway whether I have it or not.

This city belongs to me Sethius.

[Swish]

Swish had found what's in our Antonican filth discord channel

Guess who are the racists? Not us :)

I have a personal stash of the worst I've seen from the enraged virtue signallers around here

Worse than you can imagine

Whenever threads against us come up, I look through that little folder and smile at the hypocrisy


Blue community is way worse than the red one, minus the mace attack as an extreme outlier

I'm disgusted, in this day and age we can't even play an online game without people using racial slurs...I can't imagine what hasn't been posted due to how extreme it might be but I hope they're caught and banned.

As a cleric in DMoD I'll not be rezzing these people when I get to that level.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Eh. People gonna be people. The worst of us don’t represent the lot of us. Loud and dumb and angry is a pointy fractal. It’ll always exist. It’s just kind of like a pimple.

[Sethius Marlowe]

I will say that I’m at least a little bit disappointed in this society for no one commenting on my world famous website.

[Nirgon]

so what have we learned here

[Tilien]

so what have we learned here

That we're still 250 posts away from moving up a slot.

[Baler]

This case has been closed,
Please refrain from posting unless you've been granted permission by the RnF council of P99.

[Tethler]

Blue community is way worse than the red one, minus the mace attack as an extreme outlier

Blue is totally worse, discounting an actual real-life attempted murder by a red player.

:rolleyes:

[Tilien]

Blue is totally worse, discounting an actual real-life attempted murder by a red player.

:rolleyes:

I mean if all the toxic people in your community go to jail then you have 0 toxic people in your community. Also 0 people in your community, in the case of Red.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Hey has anyone played pathfinder? I want to play with my girlfriend but we have a lot of questions. Looking for someone I can bug with a few questions on discord or whatever.

[Sethius Marlowe]

This case has been closed,
Please refrain from posting unless you've been granted permission by the RnF council of P99.

The mother fucking PRESIDENT of rants and flames, by executive order (I'll execute you) opens up the comment sections to the masses, with no requirements whatsoever!

Tada!~

https://i.imgur.com/1EsZEiU.png

[Jack N]

Sethius it isn't working, try something else ok?

[Nirgon]

Blue is totally worse, discounting an actual real-life attempted murder by a red player.

:rolleyes:

yes that is correct

[Sethius Marlowe]

Sethius it isn't working, try something else ok?

dude were at page 129 and I feel good personally claiming that the trudging forward has been in large part due to my efforts to say ridiculous things that keep this thread limping along.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Why dont you go back to... Jack N..... off while you watch me be awesome!

Ahahaha!

Sethius ...out

[gredoo]

https://i.imgur.com/n7o2a3C.jpg

[magnetaress]

Some of it does.

YUP

[Zal22]

Why dont you go back to... Jack N..... off while you watch me be awesome!

Ahahaha!

Sethius ...out

Show us more pics of that girlfiend of yours with the apparent adams apple. Is his dick bigger then yours?

[Sethius Marlowe]

Why are you being so mean to the girl that I love. She’s working on covid and saving lives and yer just a big jerk. What good are you doing for the world, I might ask?

The governor of Illinois asked for her help with modeling for their state. She’s too busy so she recommended other people. Why are you an internet jerk when we can all be good goofy people here and have fun? Huh?

[Jack N]

No dude your a moran

[Sethius Marlowe]

Only time will tell who the true Moran is.

And he runs a book shop. A bookshop the color of the nights sky.

[Jack N]

Ok moran

[Sethius Marlowe]

No but like. Dylan Moran? You never saw black books? Good covid watch

[Sethius Marlowe]

And I mean watch like viewing not like time keeping just Incase you thought it was ambiguous.

[creekside]

I saw a tiger....

[Sethius Marlowe]

https://i.imgur.com/8zOU53K.jpg

[Sibelia1]

i had a relationship like that too lmao .. dark time

[Sethius Marlowe]

what do u mean sibelia one.

tell me ur story!

[Sethius Marlowe]

https://i.imgur.com/w1ffK82.png

[Nirgon]

Rise of Zek is a good box

[kjs86z]

DMO get their pick of the hot white girl litter.

[Sethius Marlowe]

White men cant jump was a good movie.

[Bardp1999]

Moving my artwork to this thread for posterity sake

https://i.imgur.com/Ja9rjRg.png

[Sethius Marlowe]

Thanks man I appreciate your efforts.

How y’all feeling about covid? Like I liked my hermitude on demand when I wanted it but forced isn’t lovely. I dunno.

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/9gVvdk2.jpg

[Muggens]

Looks to me like somebody is envious on all the fun DMO is having on green. And drinking the kool-aid

[Sethius Marlowe]

Oh shit. Sorry I let it go 4 days

[Jack N]

I found Sethius.

https://www.mlive.com/news/2020/04/fbi-offers-5000-reward-for-fugitive-charged-in-criminal-sexual-conduct-of-minor.html

[magnetaress]

Obligatory bump. And don't pick on Sethius that is not nice. Don't promote such horrible villains.

[Sethius Marlowe]

That’s kinda funny. Kinda mean. I am bald with a beard. This feels like the New York five all over again. That comment is appropriate in this thread.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Oops daddy done goofed.

Central Park five.

[Jack N]

Just like you, Sethius, he has the vacant gaze of a broken man.

[magnetaress]

Is there some kind of idiot troll guild I can join on green? That wont get like immediatly banned by people who are into camping dragons at 2am on a pager on a workday?

[magnetaress]

I need some serious help with this. I am just not nice enough to be epic raider material or guild mom.

[Sethius Marlowe]

I dunno. I'm reemerging with Kunark. and some time before

[Sethius Marlowe]

Any of you guys noticed how


Nick Offerman

https://i.imgur.com/OrV1Xxq.png

is like totally older than

Brad Pitt

https://i.imgur.com/sOG8yvN.png

but he's actually 49 and he's 57

[Sethius Marlowe]

Four days?!?! Wtf you all are some racist sons of bitches

[magnetaress]

Yeah I was busy elsewhere and I feel like Nirgon does not wanting me posting in his threads anymore.

[Nirgon]

In any thread after many bans if I can clarify that

[magnetaress]

In any thread after many bans if I can clarify that

https://i.imgur.com/0XGkyYL.gif

[Sibelia1]

https://i.imgur.com/0XGkyYL.gif

kawaii ! !

[Nirgon]

very hard cringe

very very very hard

[Bardp1999]

http://i.imgur.com/FSuTWrv.gifv (https://imgur.com/FSuTWrv)

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/hXAvDLj.gif

[Sethius Marlowe]

How yall doing during yer quarantine?

Bunch of nerds be like: Life ain't all that different?

Or no?

It's weird for me. My life hasn't changed tooooo much. But it's annoying that the gym is closed (note I said annoying, I'm totally for doing the right responsible thing for our world) and I have to get uberX's instead of uber pools nowadays. But there's no where to really go anyway so I guess I'm saving money overall.

It's kind of a bummer to not go check out a new bar or something two or three times a week. And my girlfriend has a yearn to be outdoors so that mostly means we go for long walks, which aren't bad because we get along pretty great so it's just goofing with super light exercise but I'm not excited about walks. I'd rather go do an activity. But there aren't too many you can do.

I bought a slingshot because I was having a war with a woodpecker at my apartment and I didn't want to hurt it but I wanted to fucking scare it off, and if it didn't get scared I would hit it with it. But .. I won.. and it finally went away. And then someone stole my slingshot.

I bought and set up a punching bag outside my apartment which is nice. I'm too lazy to put a tarp over it every now and then in seattle so it's gonna get weathered really fast but whatever, hopefully it just lasts until normal life works again.

Other than that I'm just kind of casually content with hunkering down and playing board games and stuff like settlers of catan two player and some rimworld and stuff while I dither about and wait for Kunark and do my job and stuff.

[Sethius Marlowe]

oh and I haven't worked on my webpage in a while so if you guys have any additions that would be great.

teenbuttsluts.com

[magnetaress]

How yall doing during yer quarantine?

Bunch of nerds be like: Life ain't all that different?

Or no?

It's weird for me. My life hasn't changed tooooo much. But it's annoying that the gym is closed (note I said annoying, I'm totally for doing the right responsible thing for our world) and I have to get uberX's instead of uber pools nowadays. But there's no where to really go anyway so I guess I'm saving money overall.

It's kind of a bummer to not go check out a new bar or something two or three times a week. And my girlfriend has a yearn to be outdoors so that mostly means we go for long walks, which aren't bad because we get along pretty great so it's just goofing with super light exercise but I'm not excited about walks. I'd rather go do an activity. But there aren't too many you can do.

I bought a slingshot because I was having a war with a woodpecker at my apartment and I didn't want to hurt it but I wanted to fucking scare it off, and if it didn't get scared I would hit it with it. But .. I won.. and it finally went away. And then someone stole my slingshot.

I bought and set up a punching bag outside my apartment which is nice. I'm too lazy to put a tarp over it every now and then in seattle so it's gonna get weathered really fast but whatever, hopefully it just lasts until normal life works again.

Other than that I'm just kind of casually content with hunkering down and playing board games and stuff like settlers of catan two player and some rimworld and stuff while I dither about and wait for Kunark and do my job and stuff.

i went outside a lot more and everyone wont let me go to the beach which makes me super fucking mad

oh and I haven't worked on my webpage in a while so if you guys have any additions that would be great.

teenbuttsluts.com

i would be a butt model if u payed for the surgieries for my butt

[Canelek]

You really can't leave anything outside in the PNW. Fucking moss.

[Zal22]

i went outside a lot more and everyone wont let me go to the beach which makes me super fucking mad



i would be a butt model if u payed for the surgieries for my butt

The reason they wont let you on the beach has nothing to do with the virus lockdowns. Just so you know.

[Sethius Marlowe]

what kind of butt surgeries are we talking here?

[Sibelia1]

invasive i hope :cool:

[magnetaress]

I was going to do research on this topic I never actually considered this for real, but I want a kyle jenner butt

[Sethius Marlowe]

If you can find a doctor that will do a butt surgery for you...

I absolutely promise you that I'll remark that you found a doctor that will do a butt surgery for you.

[Baler]

For the life of me I can't figure out why nirgon surrounds himself with lesser beings.

[solleks]

You really can't leave anything outside in the PNW. it will get stolen.

[Sethius Marlowe]

I bought a slingshot to fight in my war against the woodpecker at my apartment. And I left it outside with a sign and some pellets allowing others to fight the woodpecker.

But it got stolen. But the woodpecker is gone. So. hey. you win some you lose some.

[magnetaress]

*cops, is this your slingshot?*

[Sethius Marlowe]

I really don't understand how I'm supposed to take that comment.

[magnetaress]

I really don't understand how I'm supposed to take that comment.

I don't know either. I just typed what god told me to. *careful not to idolize him? here* is this what responding directly to the universe feels like?

[Sethius Marlowe]

Bud are you alright?

[Sethius Marlowe]

16 more pages til 5th place, boys.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Not gonna get it with some bullshit love like this.

[deezy]

The case before the court today is the People vs. Nirgon of Dark Men of Odus, a purported parody guild filled with legit just like... really nice people. I mean, they're actually really nice guys.

The charges being brought before the defendant are as follows:

I. Illiteracy
II. Obstruction of Justice
III. Cowardliness

The people declare that Nirgon does not understand how to read, and thereby is possible unable to identify that Ramal Modo is Lamar Odom backwards. Lamar Odom, as the court will hear, is a famous african american basketball player.

The people also declare that Nirgon's tears have directly led to the deletion of an entire thread exposing his reluctance to face a fair trial and answer the subpoena which requires him to directly respond to the question. That question being, is Ramal Modo actually Lamar Odom spelled backwards.

The people finally also declare that Nirgon, while possibly a really nice guy, has displayed cowardice. Which, the court will recognize is not befitting of a proud Dark Man of Odus. Despite repeated opportunities to type two or three letters (No, or yes) Nirgon has repeatedly sought to evade justice by ignoring the question and responding with something that is just honestly.. like.. really shitty attempts at deflection that like a fucking four year old could recognize.

Let the trial commence.

Hear ye, Hear ye. All rise. The honorable.... someone.(?).. presenting

huh?

[magnetaress]

I stopped caring a long time ago. Surprised you didn't notice. Nirgon seemed ambivalent, now he seems to be pretty mad. I notice when he figured out my forum identy he went around to a bunch of threads and attempted to rip up the raid/pvp scene here and call everyone weak little kittens in his own way, basically he didn't use those words. I can feel it though. I feel like if you want to help nirgon you are going to have to understand that he has never felt pretty in his entire life. That is why he plays an erudite, because they, are at least handsome, but not pretty enough to trigger his innermost feelings of being a Myr elf. Pantheon is coming out soon though folks so he will have 1 more chance to live the dream.

[Baler]

Nirgon seemed ambivalent, now he seems to be pretty mad.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Nirgon is a super chill dude

[PDX0621]

Nirgon is a super chill dude

I don't know any of his previous history on Red or whatever people are always commenting on, but I've only had positive interactions. Seems chill, friendly enough, answers lots of questions, helped me get more than a few pieces of gear, and has interrupted his own camps several times to give me a hand with something/crafting. /shrug

[Baler]

He seems stressed out by the raid scene.

[magnetaress]

He seems stressed out by the raid scene.

but i'm sure he's p cool guy, especially in game, we all come here from time to time to vent n stuff glad to see nirgon getting some of it out of his system

[Zeboim]

He seems stressed out by the raid scene.

Yeah well, so is everybody else in the raid scene.

[magnetaress]

why cant we raid peacefully?

[Phaezed-Reality]

yea can confirm he is really stressed out. poor guy.

[Nirgon]

No stress here

[Tilien]

This still going?

[Woke Locc]

What do you young scholars think of the jogging thread?

The timing is pretty interesting IMO

[magnetaress]

What do you young scholars think of the jogging thread?

The timing is pretty interesting IMO

I am a fat fucking lobster who plays EQ all day long and yells at liberal kids but hates bacon.

[sydbarrett25]

Jogging thread?

[sydbarrett25]

Ahhhh nvm. Off off off off topic stuff

[magnetaress]

Jogging thread?

Kids think this will firm up their butts and give a sexpack

[Sethius Marlowe]

What’s a jogging thread.

[magnetaress]

Today I learned this is a real fetish: https://www.google.com/search?q=artificial+cranial+deformation&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS891US891&sxsrf=ALeKk021Eq9ov5UyWQ1j7WvQEC1vBofB1A:158938899 8585&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiVkq61p7HpAhXGUt8KHZKhAKAQ_AUoAXoECA4QA w&biw=1205&bih=707

or Artificial Cranial Deformation

https://i.imgur.com/yrleC3a.png

https://ahotcupofjoe.net/2009/05/artificial-cranial-modification-head-shaping/

https://i.imgur.com/vsRj8d5.jpg

And to think this is just a thing I thought nerds did in movies and video games to elevate their status and superiority above others..

https://i.imgur.com/jC6JAVA.jpg

Appearently u got to start EARLY in life to be real successful tho..

I am guessing. I wonder what kind of affects it has on peoples cognitions or moods.

At least now we know when someone is cool and normal in game and their pixel lust is low, its probably.

https://i.imgur.com/OawQJ1Q.jpg

[Nirgon]

Nuke it from orbit

[magnetaress]

Nuke it from orbit

Exactly what a being with a pointy head would say.

https://i.imgur.com/uj22jJ0.png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kq4xnjGukYc

[magnetaress]

Bonus: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWBT6awDMc8

[Sethius Marlowe]

How was everyone's week off of this thread? Anyone doing anything cool with covid?

[magnetaress]

I used the term Sisyphean on another forum today for the 1st time ever in my life.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Yeah that’s pretty cool. Did I teach you that? I use that a lot

[magnetaress]

maybe you taught loramin who taught it to me, but i think cecily was the first

[Sethius Marlowe]

Good to know. Good to know.

Any other cool words ya wanna use or learn?

Also tomorrow is my birthday

[magnetaress]

Not really.

Sorry about your birth day.

Wait another year before considering suicide again.

[Sethius Marlowe]

It was honestly the happiest birthday of my life

life is great.

are you watching the launch?

[magnetaress]

It was honestly the happiest birthday of my life

life is great.

are you watching the launch?

No.

[Baler]

what the fuck is a sisphean???

[magnetaress]

what the fuck is a sisphean???

Much like a male becoming a female, a task that never ends.

[Baler]

Much like a male becoming a female, a task that never ends.

thank you for clarifying

[TheSurgeon]

what the fuck is a sisphean???

A story college freshmen like to quote because it makes them feel as if they are intellectuals. You can basically just translate it as "fuckwit who took 3 credits of intro to philosophy", or "nerd who thinks reading Wikipedia while unemployed makes him smart."

[Baler]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=257428

[Sethius Marlowe]

what the fuck is a sisphean???

Sisyphus was sentenced to an eternity by Zeus to forever push a boulder up a hill, only to have the boulder come down again. Ad infinitum.

A sisyphean task is something that is never complete, always needs redoing. Think of things like returning shopping carts to the cart corral. People will get them, shop with them, and then leave them places. The task never ever ends. It's something you just do repeatedly.

[magnetaress]

Sisyphus was sentenced to an eternity by Zeus to forever push a boulder up a hill, only to have the boulder come down again. Ad infinitum.

A sisyphean task is something that is never complete, always needs redoing. Think of things like returning shopping carts to the cart corral. People will get them, shop with them, and then leave them places. The task never ever ends. It's something you just do repeatedly.

People should be executed by the state for not returning their shopping carts in a neat and orderly fashion. Make Zues proud.

[Trexller]

Nuke it from orbit

[Sethius Marlowe]

Who is zues?

[Baler]

Who is zues?

If you don't know, you can't afford it. :p

[magnetaress]

Who is zues?

The dyslexical version of Zeus. He's even angrier, fatter, and more sex crazed than the normal Zeus.

[Sethius Marlowe]

Wait just a second here.

What’s happened since I left?

[Nirgon]

Jeptha is having a berg out because we called him a creep

[Bigsham]

Triple PHD no job in sight

see you in thurgadin on your 7th elf!

[Arteker]

Dentists>dark girls of odus

[Arteker]

Much like a male becoming a female, a task that never ends.

why not, some mañes want to be females so they can become lesbian

[DMN]

Wait just a second here.

What’s happened since I left?

Nothing much. You're still the same dumb fuck bumping the same dumb fuck threads.

[Sethius Marlowe]

You wait just a second mister. I didn't need you to tell me that. I already knew that of myself already. I knews its.

What I was looking for is what happened to NOT ME.

[Skarne]

You wait just a second mister. I didn't need you to tell me that. I already knew that of myself already. I knews its.

What I was looking for is what happened to NOT ME.

You and recondojoe would make a fantastic couple

[Sethius Marlowe]

The united states has voted as we can now formally declare that the Dark Men of Odus are OFFICIALLY: Probably not racist.

-

Seeking to buy Iksar Warrior armor and weapons, please and thank you. I will take them for free as well because you're awesome, and I'm awesome, and that's how things work sometimes.