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Grumph
03-01-2020, 06:19 PM
I know what your thinking.

How can I have bunches of hit points, resists, stats, and armor class... while still looking good?

Well you're in luck, because here's your answer:

The Queen's Carapace is this server's premier chest slot item on the market today for virtually any race or class!!!
(mostly)
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(katanas or faction with Ping not included)


Are you new to the immersive gaming experience that is Everquest?

I know exactly how you feel. You just stopped playing Baldur's Gate, and you're looking for something to relate your new engaging experiences too.

I'm sure you remember the super OP armor that dropped from these bad boys!

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The most stylin and actual best armor in that game came from an epic quest that I'm sure we all remember this fondly.

Unsuprisingly, The Queen's Carapce - the p1999 equivalent (and more!) to Ankgehg Armor is even more Uber! and more Leet!

It's even usable by the everquest version of DnD druids: BARDS!!!

But wait! There's more!

The Queen's Carapace also acts as a LIGHT SOURCE! That's right, wether your venturing through the dark forests of Toxxiluvia, or the stank catacombes of Runningeye, the Queen's Carapce will litterally see you through to safety. It's blinding light will turn away any and all forces of darkness (or light for those evil races/classes).

Have you heard the legend? Sontalak himself was once bested single handedly by a monk disguised as a skeleton somehow. His charname forever hidden, which further inspired the many tales about he/him!!

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-An Actual Picture of the Monk (probably) who toppled the Dragon (I'm sure!) SINGLEHANDEDLY with the blinding brillance of a Queen's Carapce!!!
BELIVE IT: THIS COULD BE YOU!

I'm sure your wonering by now, how much would such a legendary item cost?

Well friends, today is your lucky day! You won't have to spend too many hours farming plat to offord a Queen's Carapace if you act now because this deal wont' last long!

You've seen similar items sold for 50k!

In today's seller market, you couldn't fault someone for asking 60K!

But because of Grummph's abounding generosity in lieu of the world-shaking Corona Virus, we're offering this priceless item for a mere 39k plat!

That;s a savings of close to 50%!!!

Send your pm today to take advantage of this once in a lifetime deal!

Grumph
03-02-2020, 10:33 PM
Here are some recent customer reviews:

"This chest piece literally changed my life!"

"Five Stars! Would Buy Again!"

"Wearing this is like gaining 5 extra levels!"

"I couldn't believe how much more effective I was with this BP!"