Sex doll translated to everquest elves question

[Jauna]

high elf, no problems i posted it here before
half elf, another no problem
dark elf, another no problem
HALF ELF on the other hand I have some questions:

half elf Ear Length: what is the maximum? minimum?
Skin tone: we all know of humxwelf, but what about other half elf breeds?
half elf: lighter or darker than wood elves
wood elf: is "bronzed" too much? im talking spray tan on MTV dark
breasts: how small is too small to get perma banned

[Daaz47]

LMAO xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DD

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/T69Dpbp.jpg

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/vGQyO1e.jpg

[Bigsham]

lol what the fuck

[Jauna]

https://i.imgur.com/vGQyO1e.jpg

Life before the internet musta been weird.

[Trexller]

well, humanity is done.

its been real

[Nuggie]

https://i.imgur.com/T69Dpbp.jpg

Damn, I can't tell if that's a doll or not. Superb job.

[Jauna]

Damn, I can't tell if that's a doll or not. Superb job.

And thats a model from like 2 years ago, you should see the ones they make today.

[Bardp1999]

And thats a model from like 2 years ago, you should see the ones they make today.

Yea the new model has some cool upgrades like a removable butt hole that is washing machine friendly, makes maintenance a breeze.

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/JLvC2Wb.png

[Benanov]

I remember when someone actually ordered a Dark Elf RealDoll - back in 1999/2000 era. My first question was why. My second question was after looking at the price tag - still why, but more along the lines of "why do people with that much money to burn waste it in such a manner"

[douglas1999]

I remember when someone actually ordered a Dark Elf RealDoll - back in 1999/2000 era. My first question was why. My second question was after looking at the price tag - still why, but more along the lines of "why do people with that much money to burn waste it in such a manner"

more like why would you ever *not* do that?

[Blingy]

I remember when someone actually ordered a Dark Elf RealDoll - back in 1999/2000 era. My first question was why. My second question was after looking at the price tag - still why, but more along the lines of "why do people with that much money to burn waste it in such a manner"

I can be at the Microsoft main campus in 5 minutes; Amazon main campus in 15. Some geeks/nerds are sociable......key word being "some".

[Jauna]

I remember when someone actually ordered a Dark Elf RealDoll - back in 1999/2000 era. My first question was why. My second question was after looking at the price tag - still why, but more along the lines of "why do people with that much money to burn waste it in such a manner"

the chinese rubber tech development really changed the game in the past 20 or so years. sexdolls then were like 15k
the ones i have are like 750-1500 usd

[Woke Locc]

the chinese rubber tech development really changed the game in the past 20 or so years. sexdolls then were like 15k
the ones i have are like 750-1500 usd

That's the kind of capitalist innovation we can all get behind!

[Tethler]

Yea the new model has some cool upgrades like a removable butt hole that is washing machine friendly, makes maintenance a breeze.

Not sure if serious, or

[BlackBellamy]

Not sure if serious, or

I wash them by throwing them into the pond while yelling "you'll never get my money!"

Kinda fulfills two needs at once.

[Klagnar]

This is, hands down, the funniest thing I've read in a while. I am crying laughing over you here guys. :D

[Jauna]

Not sure if serious, or

Probably not. Only removeable ones ive seen were the vagina

[YendorLootmonkey]

Yea the new model has some cool upgrades like a removable butt hole that is washing machine friendly, makes maintenance a breeze.

I'll bet the fathers of the Industrial Revolution and the concept of interchangeable parts had no idea hundreds of years later we would be changing out worn out assholes of hyper-realistic Japanese sex dolls like swapping out the barrel of a rifle.

[demokatt]

Is that butt-functionality on the male ones also?
Asking for a friend..

[Cecily]

I'll bet the fathers of the Industrial Revolution and the concept of interchangeable parts had no idea hundreds of years later we would be changing out worn out assholes of hyper-realistic Japanese sex dolls like swapping out the barrel of a rifle.


Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men and weak men create hard times. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8GR0KDYtNQ)

[Woke Locc]

Hard men create good times (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8GR0KDYtNQ)

[douglas1999]

Create hard men; good times

[shuklak]

I'll bet the fathers of the Industrial Revolution and the concept of interchangeable parts had no idea hundreds of years later we would be changing out worn out assholes of hyper-realistic Japanese sex dolls like swapping out the barrel of a rifle.

They'd be saying, why would they do all that when you can just use slave labor?

[Jauna]

I'll bet the fathers of the Industrial Revolution and the concept of interchangeable parts had no idea hundreds of years later we would be changing out worn out assholes of hyper-realistic Japanese sex dolls like swapping out the barrel of a rifle.

If you are this scared about losing your job to sex robots maybe its time

[YendorLootmonkey]

Fuckin robots takin all our jerbs!

[BlackBellamy]

Fuckin robots takin all our jerbs!

Is your job to lie there while some fat dweeb dressed as a pony tries to penetrate you with what he thinks is his penis?

I would suggest The United States Navy! Same work, better benefits!

[Trexller]

and yet further evidence that humanity has run it's course.

[Jauna]

and yet further evidence that humanity has run it's course.

I hate it when only one nipple is pierced too

[douglas1999]

open your minds kink shamers, there's nothing weird abou-

........

[gundumbwing]

open your minds kink shamers, there's nothing weird abou-

........

I'd fuck the hell out of that doll no lie (not the minion you freak!).

I'm sure there is prolly a few real life girls stacked like that, but I guarantee spending money on that doll will be far cheaper in the long run. Sometimes you just gotta be practical.

[Snortles Chortles]

sorry you didn’t get laid

[Muggens]

Fucking inanimate objects is satanic

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2018/01/15/church-satan-believes-sex-robots-save-society-7231168/amp/

[Jauna]

Fucking inanimate objects is satanic

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2018/01/15/church-satan-believes-sex-robots-save-society-7231168/amp/

All im seeing is something about an ad blocker and a white screen

[Muggens]

All im seeing is something about an ad blocker and a white screen

https://metro.co.uk/2018/01/15/church-satan-believes-sex-robots-save-society-7231168/

[DoodyLich666]

Ooof, that fuck minion really made my skin crawl a little. I wonder if they got 10% off that flashlight by using the code word Rogan at check out.

[voydent]

Ooof, that fuck minion really made my skin crawl a little. I wonder if they got 10% off that flashlight by using the code word Rogan at check out.

Bahahahah
Code word rogan
Nice

[Mazoku]

Well you all ruined life, it's time to quit the server and give all my belongings away..except the sex doll that can stay.

[Jauna]

There were glasses in the everquest universe, right?

12998

Either way, keeping the height and bust size a secret for now because drunk and i never really read the forum rules in the first place and seeing how much i can poke the bear before needing to zone.

[Jauna]

Here is a pic of the first elf doll from like a year ago. Two wigs, two dolls. but something about the messy curly long haired one that really jogs my pixels.

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And no, I am not aiming for half elf incest. Maybe.

[Jauna]

I mean, if you WERE to think about incest its not like its frowned upon in everquest and most of the continental US, right?

13000

Please note I am typing this with at least 3 different types of preggo dolls. also ha-ha after 7 years i learned how to post images.

[Bardp1999]

It puts the lotion on its skin

[Woke Locc]

Not enough neck tendons to be fuck able

Sorry OP

[Nilstoniakrath]

I mean, if you WERE to think about incest its not like its frowned upon in everquest and most of the continental US, right?

13000

Please note I am typing this with at least 3 different types of preggo dolls. also ha-ha after 7 years i learned how to post images.

Nothing wrong with this at all

[Trexller]

Yeah, this thread is proof positive that humanity has definitely run its course.

Futurama called it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg

[Fammaden]

This is very interesting Jauna thank you for sharing.

[Woke Locc]

Yeah, this thread is proof positive that humanity has definitely run its course.

Futurama called it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrADTN-dvg

Retconned (https://youtu.be/pabN4VquZHk) :o

[Trexller]

Any true futurama fan does not recognize the garbage that followed season 5 (when comedy central picked it up)

[Woke Locc]

Any true futurama fan does not recognize the garbage that followed season 5 (when comedy central picked it up)

Wtf no, the boy got the girl

That's perfectly within the pre cc narrative even if it did resolve with a mighty max moment

[Mazoku]

The end is nigh. When private sector wants to end humanity they need not look to a virus or pathogen at all. In the not to far off future, we will have sex-drones that will arrive and take residence in every house, bar and social environment. Not long after, the drones will seduce every man and woman and then the slaying will begin. The programming will commence as follows:

$ sudo nano snu_snuscript ( Death by Snu Snu )

OR

$ sudo nano CTRLALTKILL

(The cylons will kill us using python commands and SEX!)

[Trexller]

Yeah that's about right.

Frakkin' Toasters.

[Jauna]

Any true futurama fan does not recognize the garbage that followed season 5 (when comedy central picked it up)

Didnt Adult Swim give the finale and comedy central fucked everything up or did CC fuck everything up and Comedy Central take it back?