my cat likes my farts, should

[Jauna]

i be worried?

Its almost 3am and I am drunk and kinda hungry and just realized i started capitalizing my eyes. and there Eye was taking a sumo wrrester tier stance to my open fridge and bam, let loose vodka farts and i got cold nosed.

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See this? This is it. her name is Chen because I want to fuck Ran. But there she was just so close I can feel the cold feeling of wait this isnt EQ related. Alright.

Alright my Troll Shadowknight from years ago got rerolled to Ogre last year like March 2019 something. AoEd late night for some Deathfist Belts/giant helm all the way to level 15 and thought fuckyeah its time to start the exp superhighway in my full Thurg mace/kith shield ready to roll.

Then City of Heroes happened.
Then Green99 happened.
Then it hit me, the cumpalation of all the shit i did to get all that shit going meant shit.

Tell me, when the next server gets announced and all the time you spent on Green means nothing, will you think about my cat being in my cheeks and near my testicles?

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/iLsUf3o.gif

[Jibartik]

before I reply, which is the guy that has the real dolls?

[Jauna]

real dolls

I deleted a long ass post filled with touhou, fate girls, sailor scouts, a chi-chi with kung fu grip and shit but TLDR'ed it. Real Doll is old and busted. random as fuck asian companies making sexdolls is the future. 500-1500usd TPE dolls (now with anime faces) > 9000-15000usd murrican silicone dolls

[Jauna]

whups.

[Jibartik]

well who am I to judge, I play everquest.

[Tankwipe]

10/10 thread

[Ratchet51]

10/10 thread

[Muggens]

Curiosity killed the cat

[solleks]

Attempt sobriety

[Woke Locc]

Thanks jauna

[Trexller]

Real men don't own cats. Or sex dolls.

Total beta male behavior.

[Tankwipe]

Real men don't own cats. Or sex dolls.

Total beta male behavior.
https://i.imgur.com/U5F6yoV.jpg

[Tankwipe]

(This is all of us being not cat owners and not sex doll owners and using terms like beta male)

[solleks]

Those a gay guys buddy. Ever seen a dad?

[Tankwipe]

Those a gay guys buddy. Ever seen a dad?

I keep looking at this post trying to understand what it means

[Jauna]

Real men don't own cats.

Had a mice problem 8 years ago
Cat is about 7 years old
Problem fixed itself. Every fall/winter she still proudly displays a mouse pile a few times a month

[Trexller]

Had a mice problem 8 years ago
Cat is about 7 years old
Problem fixed itself. Every fall/winter she still proudly displays a mouse pile a few times a month

doesn't make you any less of a creepy incel beta boy.

Having given up on real women, you own silicone abominations.

go ahead and try to live that down.

[Jauna]

doesn't make you any less of a creepy incel beta boy.

Having given up on real women, you own silicone abominations.

go ahead and try to live that down.

Your theoretical kids will probably turn out just like you anyways. Me? I just wanna nut and game and this whole isolation thing has been one big vacation so far.

[DMN]

That cat's like 15 years old. Prolly can't even smell anymore and just wants some warmth for his dying body.

[Jauna]

That cat's like 15 years old.

in cat or human years?

[Evets]

Hahahaha wtf

[Tankwipe]

Your theoretical kids will probably turn out just like you anyways. Me? I just wanna nut and game and this whole isolation thing has been one big vacation so far.

Jauna rejects the notions of success that keep y'all in an eternal cycle of self loathing and slef flagellation.

Dude has goals and he meets them consistently and he is probably happier than any of us.

Keep nuttin and gamin, king

[solleks]

Is that how BLM activists talk to each other

[Jauna]

two enter keys after every line

Thats like the only thing wrong with your post. I do have a good life that allows me to shitpost on the weekends. i dont think i would exchange my life for anyone elses here now that im sober and thinking about it.

but like

if you will

just for a second

really consider what success really is