What's something good that happened today?

[GinnasP99]

Recent got into making bracelets, I've been giving them out to a bunch of folks I work with. Here's the ones I've kept for myself so far.

https://imgur.com/LYK1ehm.jpg

[unsunghero]

^
Nice, what stats?

I just got some smashing Christmas fashion! 252 charisma now, I'm charismatic as F!

[unsunghero]

Work holiday party this sat has theme of dressing from favorite decade from 50’s-2000’s

As we all know the 90’s was the best decade to be alive, children who grew up in the 90’s are some of the best and most well-adjusted people around, and it’s all gone way downhill from there in terms of future generations

Picked out my outfit today, only ran me $55 total. Really wanted to go with a much more colorful DARE: To Keep Kids Off Drugs sweater, but unfortunately I didn’t realize this party was themed until it was too late to get it shipped in time. That DARE sweater would have been really funny considering I’d be offering (cool) employees pot edibles

I picked stuff that I could maybe find a reason to wear again. And I used to watch mtv RELIGIOUSLY back in the 90’s. I thought mtv was the coolest thing ever

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qkM6RJf15cg

[goblinmob]

Zubas. Chicago Cubs[EDIT: it was the Bears, not the Cubs lol]. I inherited at the age of 9. Had them when I moved out. Straight up

[unsunghero]

New highest ever

Need to find a new safe relaxin solo spot though, old one green'ed out

[goblinmob]

Gettin' close dawg!

[unsunghero]

Gettin' close dawg!

Next level bedlam

I didn’t overpay by 4k almost a year ago to never get high enough to scribe it. We gonna scribe it

[kgallowaypa]

Found a surprise in my ammo bag..socks and a conditioner, can't figure out how it got there because I didnt buy it..all in a merry Christmas bag haha

[Lune]

First post transplant ClonaSEQ and chimerism tests came back today. Zero cancer cells detected in a sample of 1.2 million marrow cells, and the donor immune system is now 73% of her immune system about 40 days after the transplant.

God is great

Nice! Congrats and fuck cancer

[unsunghero]

Found a surprise in my ammo bag..socks and a conditioner, can't figure out how it got there because I didnt buy it..all in a merry Christmas bag haha

Extra pair of socks always good to have, I always keep an extra pair in my hikin bag

[Reiwa]

Extra pair of socks always good to have, I always keep an extra pair in my hikin bag

Put on a fresh pair of socks and you'll feel much better in most situations.

[Philistine]

Enjoyed a cheesy Christmas movie with the kids.

[nostalgiaquest]

Been cold as balls the last week in the Netherlands. But that means we finally got some freezing of the canals!

I haven’t skated in years, but bought a pair and it came back pretty quick. Makes me want to join the local old farts hockey league.

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/c34ahlx.png

[nostalgiaquest]

Do more do more!

[magnetaress]

fuk yes

[Jibartik]

Do more do more!

https://i.imgur.com/JQI1o74.png

:D

[unsunghero]

Been cold as balls the last week in the Netherlands. But that means we finally got some freezing of the canals!

I haven’t skated in years, but bought a pair and it came back pretty quick. Makes me want to join the local old farts hockey league.

Lol funny pic, that a power slide move?

I have only ice skated a few times, never fell, but never really knew how to stop either. I just tried to do “pizza” skate position like I do with ski’s and that seemed to work

That or crash into people and knock them over to slow me down. Kids work best for that

[goblinmob]

...Kids work best for that

And also for Nike

[EDIT] Is it bad form to crop people's quotes like that?

[Encroaching Death]

Argentina won the World Cup

(although we won't stop hearing about how their team is 'too white')

[unsunghero]

Argentina won the World Cup

(although we won't stop hearing about how their team is 'too white')

Missed ya way more than Horza

[Encroaching Death]

Missed ya way more than Horza

Thanks, bud. You too. And completely understandable about Horza.

[unsunghero]

Thanks, bud. You too. And completely understandable about Horza.

Ya Horza is still better than nothing, because I need attention or else I shrivel up and die…

…but just barely better than nothing IMO

[Encroaching Death]

Ya Horza is still better than nothing, because I need attention or else I shrivel up and die…

…but just barely better than nothing IMO

He's like a cat toy.

A half dying mouse to bat around.

[magnetaress]

We are getting culture (https://singularityhub.com/2022/12/14/the-worlds-biggest-cultured-meat-factory-is-now-under-construction-in-the-us/) :p

[Encroaching Death]

We are getting culture (https://singularityhub.com/2022/12/14/the-worlds-biggest-cultured-meat-factory-is-now-under-construction-in-the-us/) :p

https://i.ibb.co/9WtMcxq/4av9djat4yb31.webp

[Reiwa]

My friend Blake got laid by a moviestar apparently :)

[nostalgiaquest]

Took mushrooms and watched the new avatar movie in 3D IMAX. Totally awesome. Plot was meh, but the visuals divine!

[unsunghero]

Took mushrooms and watched the new avatar movie in 3D IMAX. Totally awesome. Plot was meh, but the visuals divine!

Dude that was exactly what I was saying to a co-worker today I wanted to do. I saw the original stoned out of my mind in imax 3d like 5 times in theaters

I said I wanted to do the same with the sequel but this time add shrooms. Lucky!

[magnetaress]

lol nice one nostalgia

[unsunghero]

Performance evals for the year came in and the only thing I was docked on was being bad at reading my emails…which is completely true, had no problem with that

A co-worker of mine who is a huge nerd and goody two shoes could only get docked for not confirming that he got certain emails. Apparently during his supervision meeting he protested this that he does read them all right away, and everyone agreed they know he reads them but still docked him for not confirming some were read. For the record I’ve NEVER confirmed I read an email…

Well he got pissed at that and discovered the latest version of outlook gives auto-replies to emails like “you too!” or “you’re welcome!” but that these auto-replies go out to the entire department and your supervisor

So he started using the auto-replies to every email from his supervisor, which we all get. So to get in on the action I started using auto-replies like “great, thanks!” and “you’re most welcome!” to his auto replies and started a loop of auto-reply emails for the entire department to have to read

People that know us know that these are entirely sarcastic but the ones that don’t probably think we are just weirdly supportive of each other’s communication. Can’t keep doing it though because people will probably get pissed soon

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2022/12/20/13/65772581-11558079-image-m-4_1671542046767.jpg

[PRogers]

Bonus day!

Got a fat check.

Woot.

[nostalgiaquest]

At the in-laws house in Romanian for Christmas and new years. Did the traditional pig slaughter this morning. Pretty gruesome, but damn it’s delicious.

[Encroaching Death]

Had to buy $20,000 worth of Bitcoin to pay off a Ransomware hacker lol

[magnetaress]

Piggy looks healthy. Compound looks clean and nice. You guys gave it a good life and clean death. Now it gives you life.

Thanks for sharing.

Looks like good times.

[unsunghero]

,,,

[magnetaress]

Personally abstain from most meat for actual spiritual reasons. Butt that is a luxury.

U gotta eat if u want to be strong.

I just wish kids where more involved in feeding themselves. And had a better respect for their food and their foods food.

[Encroaching Death]

Got into a car wreck

[magnetaress]

i put a splash of yukon jack in my egg nog that shit is gud

[Encroaching Death]

i put a splash of yukon jack in my egg nog that shit is gud

Alcohol + egg nog is the best.

[unsunghero]

Alcohol + egg nog is the best.

It’s funny I keep thinking Horza is posting these and that he does actually have a soul

But nah

[Encroaching Death]

It’s funny I keep thinking Horza is posting these and that he does actually have a soul

But nah

I'm very sneaky.

I might change it soon. I don't like being reminded of Horza either

[goblinmob]

...
[EDIT] I might be doin this for a while. Sorry, everyone

[magnetaress]

No apologies that gif is great!

[goblinmob]

it's been crackin me up off and on all day lol

[Jobaber]

something good: I got a new computer for Christmas

Something bad: Idk my password and shut down the recovery email account I had like 2 years ago.

So I am taking this opportunity to make a new years resolution is to summon a new pet and for this pet to be set to /taunt off.

I am going to be trying to pull a tuna and spend more time touching grass than doom scrolling online.

Any other new years resolutions for you all? (see, contributing something nice to the boards already!)

[Joshua21]

Personally, I think it is not worth investing in Dogecoin, because this cryptocurrency has no technical basis, it is just artificially inflated. Besides, one person owns a big part of all bitcoins. It is better to buy bitcoin with visa at https://j2tx.com/buy-bitcoin/with-visa, especially since here you can even do it with a credit card and you don't have to spend a lot of time on this procedure.

[goblinmob]

...

[magnetaress]

Made coffee for my mom.

[unsunghero]

Gal I’m dating sent this pic of the sky on her drive back to az. We get pretty de-sensitized to good sunrises and sunsets here but this one is pretty good

AZ has the best sky’s this side of the aurora borealis

[Elizondo]

The Sun Rose

[magnetaress]

yah that is pretty my favorite skies where utah tho not gonna lie i don't think they can be beat by anywhere except maybe the austrian alps or siberia

[nostalgiaquest]

This was my sunset a short walk from my apartment when I lived in Japan. I miss it. Every summer there is a day where the sun would set right behind Fuji, they called it diamond Fuji. The whole town would come out to watch it and drink on the beach. I dropped acid a few times there, magical lol.

[unsunghero]

^
That ain’t bad either

[nostalgiaquest]

Butchered my first chicken today. Not quite as gruesome as the pig. Made some delicious schnitzel.

Romania is a wacky place, but there’s something nice about the simplicity of life here.

[Encroaching Death]

Butchered my first chicken today.

When I was a kid, one of my friends wanted a chicken coop where he could keep chickens.

The chickens ended up getting some terminal and very contagious disease. So we had to kill them. I forget who told us we had to do that (there were no adults around).

We all learned a little about arterial spray that day.

Probably 20 chickens or so. We were COVERED in blood.

We didn't have any guns available because we were all like 9 years old.

So we just used some old rusty hatchets.

This all took place in a suburban backyard. I wonder what the neighbors thought when they saw 5 or 6 blood covered children walking out of their yard.

[nostalgiaquest]

Yeah that was the reason the in laws said we had to kill this chicken today. It was sick or something. But not sick enough to eat!

I got to hack the head off, which they all thought was absolutely hilarious. Got some good spray, but was warned ahead of time so made sure to point it away lol.

20 in a row must have been a horror show.

[unsunghero]

When I was a kid, one of my friends wanted a chicken coop where he could keep chickens.

The chickens ended up getting some terminal and very contagious disease. So we had to kill them. I forget who told us we had to do that (there were no adults around).

We all learned a little about arterial spray that day.

Probably 20 chickens or so. We were COVERED in blood.

We didn't have any guns available because we were all like 9 years old.

So we just used some old rusty hatchets.

This all took place in a suburban backyard. I wonder what the neighbors thought when they saw 5 or 6 blood covered children walking out of their yard.

Had a cat that would go out our doggy door every day and not come back without something (bird, gopher, or baby rabbit) in its mouth

The longer he had it, the more pieces it would be in. After a while our carpets looked like the Manson family, just old dried bloodstains and feathers

Some of the stuff he’d thrash pretty good but wouldn’t kill. So I’d take the animal’s torn up hobbled ass halfway down the block to try to give it a fighting chance. But the cat would give me a look like “you just took that thing away from me? I’m going to carve it into 10 pieces instead of 5 this time, just because of that”…and then it would. The animal never ended up getting away, the cat would find it again, especially if it was really hurt

So the only other solution was The Killing Brick. Just looked away and threw it straight down onto the wounded animals’s head as hard as I could. Had to do that a lot as a kid…

[unsunghero]

Yeah that was the reason the in laws said we had to kill this chicken today. It was sick or something. But not sick enough to eat!

I got to hack the head off, which they all thought was absolutely hilarious. Got some good spray, but was warned ahead of time so made sure to point it away lol.

20 in a row must have been a horror show.

Did the chicken say (if so I suggest you avoid weddings for a while)

[Encroaching Death]

My stomach is less black today

[nostalgiaquest]

Did the chicken say (if so I suggest you avoid weddings for a while)

Mostly just a bunch of bok bok bagoking, but I don’t speak chicken.

Going to Indonesia for a wedding in Feb ��

[magnetaress]

Apparently someone fed a headless chicken down its neck hole with an eye dropper and it stayed alive for 18 months.

Miracle Mike (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken) or something.

[Philistine]

I hit a modest fitness goal :)

[nostalgiaquest]

In Transylvania for new years. Went to Bran Castle today, which is often referred to as Dracula’s Castle. Not really sure why they call it that though since it doesn’t actually resemble the castle described in Bram Stoker’s Dracula, and there’s no evidence that Vlad the Impaler ever actually stayed there. Probably just for tourist reasons since it’s Transylvania. Cool castle none the less.

Had to hike up a hill in the mud for this shot, but was worth it.

[magnetaress]

^ now a vampire congratz on ur undead status

[Encroaching Death]

Man, that's a good photo...

Looks very similar to these (https://tineye.com/search/0bbf7422dc38562d4c9fc9732f97d349bba07371?sort=scor e&order=desc&page=1)

[Encroaching Death]

I'm in Tahiti for New Years. NBD. I got Miss Ukraine 2021 on my arm.

Quickly snapped this photo (had to hike to get it):

https://www.tahitilegends.com/images/territories/tahiti.jpg

[Reiwa]

Man, that's a good photo...

Looks very similar to these (https://tineye.com/search/0bbf7422dc38562d4c9fc9732f97d349bba07371?sort=scor e&order=desc&page=1)

👀

[nostalgiaquest]

Lol you dumb cunt. Yes, I googled where those shots were taken from. Here’s one with me in it. Your doubt makes me sad.

Here’s the guide we used to find the photo spot (hint; it’s up a steep hill which is muddy in the winter)
http://sarahadventuring.com/bran-castle-view/

[Encroaching Death]

Lol you dumb cunt. Yes, I googled where those shots were taken from. Here’s one with me in it. Your doubt makes me sad.

Yah got busted.

Just own it :)

[nostalgiaquest]

No you

[nostalgiaquest]

I was supposed to spend new years with my homie Top G, but then he went and got busted :(

[magnetaress]

doesn't look that muddy butt honestly the wider angle with the cross in it is much better sorry u had to block out ur face

[Encroaching Death]

No you

I'm just messing with you.

You can see a difference in the clouds.

[magnetaress]

tbf clouds are ez to deepfake we've been rendering them for ages

[Encroaching Death]

tbf clouds are ez to deepfake we've been rendering them for ages

Birds too

[nostalgiaquest]

I'm just messing with you.

You can see a difference in the clouds.

I know. Im sorry I called you a dumb cunt. You’re not dumb, cunt ;)

[Encroaching Death]

You’re not dumb, cunt ;)

Yes I am.

[Shourty]

The grandkids came over and monopolized the computers.
That's a good thing that happened today.

[unsunghero]

The grandkids came over and monopolized the computers.
That's a good thing that happened today.

Me: “hey kids, let me show you how to farm platt. Isn’t this fun? Get to it!”

[Philistine]

Went 3 of 3 with geocaches with the kids today and they had a good time.

[Encroaching Death]

The grandkids came over and monopolized the computers.
That's a good thing that happened today.

I remember the day my 10 year old nephew came over and I showed him Skyrim.

He decided instantly on committing genocide.

Everyone in town was put to the sword. Men, women, even the children. Well, he got angry when he couldn't kill the children.

The kid is a psychopath. I'm sure he's the next Hitler.

[magnetaress]

I remember the day my 10 year old nephew came over and I showed him Skyrim.

He decided instantly on committing genocide.

Everyone in town was put to the sword. Men, women, even the children. Well, he got angry when he couldn't kill the children.

The kid is a psychopath. I'm sure he's the next Hitler.
Not being able to kill everyone is dumb man. Unless there's a legitimate reason. Like G-d like prowess and able to delete the PC with a mere thought. Even then you should be able to take out the deity. Just very hard to do without it noticing you first.

Birds too

Distinct lack of UFOs leads me to believe it's deff a deep fake.

[Encroaching Death]

Going back to the doctor again today.

Seems like I have Hematoma from the car wreck.

Hell yeah.

[magnetaress]

Hematoma are bruises. And yes a bruise can kill you or create complications that do.

Some are worse than others.

Really hoping it's not that bad or in your head. And the doc is just checking up to make sure you're healing ok.

[Encroaching Death]

I can feel hard tube-like lumps underneath the bruising in the abdominal.

I've heard you can tear tissue and your intestine can poke out, like a hernia.

I hope it isn't that. Because that requires surgery I believe.

[Encroaching Death]

Getting an IV contrast CT scan.

They looked concerned when I told them that I didn't get one yet.

Shit.

[MrSparkle001]

Finally watched the first two LOTR movies with my girlfriend. Extended editions.

She got turned on by the battering rams forcing their way through the doors, and Arwen waking Aragorn with a kiss. Not enough nudity and sex for her lol.

[unsunghero]

Getting an IV contrast CT scan.

They looked concerned when I told them that I didn't get one yet.

Shit.

Oye, best of luck

[unsunghero]

Finally watched the first two LOTR movies with my girlfriend. Extended editions.

She got turned on by the battering rams forcing their way through the doors, and Arwen waking Aragorn with a kiss. Not enough nudity and sex for her lol.

Damn dude your girl’s a freak

[Encroaching Death]

Damn dude your girl’s a freak

My old roommate told me his girlfriend had a rape fetish.

He said they were watching a thriller movie where one of the characters gets raped and she forced him to keep rewinding it.

Wholesome.

[MrSparkle001]

Damn dude your girl’s a freak

I can't keep up with her.

https://y.yarn.co/388cae8f-5365-48c8-b6e0-5da80339a696_text.gif

Can't wait to see how she reacts to Grond.

[unsunghero]

Bowling and ice skating date nite with this cutie who’s not very good at either tbh ;)

[Jobaber]

Show her the forums.

GSKWXcftTMY

[unsunghero]

Show her the forums.

[Encroaching Death]

I have a theory: If you put your phone in your back pocket, you have a nice ass.

So far, the theory seems true, but I'm collecting more data.

[magnetaress]

Started Reading this book

:How To be Sick: by this Toni person.

v guud and profound and terrifyingliy accurates

[aussenseiter]

I used the Holman rule (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holman_rule) to insult Laura Loomer on Twitter when she said something stupid.

Not great, not terrible.

[Encroaching Death]

I managed to fit the entire barrel into my mouth without crying this time

[magnetaress]

I managed to fit the entire barrel into my mouth without crying this time

Seek help rly. YOu desevere better than to do yourself dirty like that.

[Encroaching Death]

Seek help rly. YOu desevere better than to do yourself dirty like that.

Oh did you think I was talking about a gun?

Noooo, I meant this barrel:

https://i.postimg.cc/LskdZXq8/370655.jpg

[goblinmob]

Ha ok you got us! Now say "chubby bunny"

[Encroaching Death]

Ha ok you got us! Now say "chubby bunny"

https://media.tenor.com/hTi8Sac0wWsAAAAC/kid-child.gif

[unsunghero]

Hard day at the office today…playing on the monkey bars with a 9yr old client

I could dead hang longer than him AND Naruto run faster than him. I told him dang you’re pretty bad at everything, maybe that’s why your parents bailed on you

[magnetaress]

Hard day at the office today…playing on the monkey bars with a 9yr old client

I could dead hang longer than him AND Naruto run faster than him. I told him dang you’re pretty bad at everything, maybe that’s why your parents bailed on you

How does that even work? Not asking u to disclose stuff. I just don't understand why.

[Homesteaded]

Took my oldest skiing today. Playing in a huge pond hockey tournament next weekend. Flying out to Big Sky next week to do some skiing.

[aussenseiter]

Fairness returned to American politics, paving the way for the prosecution of Orange Man. :)

[unsunghero]

How does that even work? Not asking u to disclose stuff. I just don't understand why.

Solving behavior problems, yo

Easier to talk to young boys when you’re doing stuff with them, if possible

[Encroaching Death]

paving the way for the prosecution of Orange Man. :)

rLEchPZm318

[unsunghero]

Went with semi-gf and her kids to indoor trampoline park and double jumped the shit outta them with my fat ass weight. Also tried a flip for the first time since being a kid (which was the last time I been on a trampoline)

FLIP

FLIP

FLIPIDELPHIA!

https://s9.gifyu.com/images/1A730D6F-18E3-400D-8000-D9225985DD0C.gif (https://gifyu.com/image/Smwdp)

[goblinmob]

Went with semi-gf and her kids to indoor trampoline park and double jumped the shit outta them with my fat ass weight. Also tried a flip for the first time since being a kid (which was the last time I been on a trampoline)

FLIP

FLIP

FLIPIDELPHIA!

https://s9.gifyu.com/images/1A730D6F-18E3-400D-8000-D9225985DD0C.gif (https://gifyu.com/image/Smwdp)

I would look like a dying stegosaurus after trying that
[EDIT] You got this weird forward parkour momentum Iin that video. I remember doing flips more vertical and floaty on those. It was fun we never put ours in for the winter and just launch mad air off the trampoline into the snow

[Encroaching Death]

The last time I went on a trampoline it was giving me massive headaches.

Bummed me out.

[unsunghero]

I would look like a dying stegosaurus after trying that
[EDIT] You got this weird forward parkour momentum Iin that video. I remember doing flips more vertical and floaty on those. It was fun we never put ours in for the winter and just launch mad air off the trampoline into the snow

That sounds fun! Hell yea

I always used to hurt my back when I was a kid after jumping on trampoline. I would try to hide it and not flinch when sitting down or standing up, but Ma would notice and yell at me for fucking up my back again on the trampoline. I dunno what was wrong with me, but my spine couldn’t seem to handle trampolines back then

My form def could use some practice, just glad that no back issues this time after hours of jumping today

[aussenseiter]

40 is a good age to do a flip

Keep going!

[goblinmob]

That sounds fun! Hell yea

I always used to hurt my back when I was a kid after jumping on trampoline. I would try to hide it and not flinch when sitting down or standing up, but Ma would notice and yell at me for fucking up my back again on the trampoline. I dunno what was wrong with me, but my spine couldn’t seem to handle trampolines back then

My form def could use some practice, just glad that no back issues this time after hours of jumping today

I'm getting to this age now where all the shit I'd hear my uncles bitch about is getting me. My back's been one of those things. For the record it was a badass looking backflip. I dunno if it's apparent when reading text. Like when my wife text's "sure" and I'll be at work like "da fuck's that supposed to mean?"

[unsunghero]

I'm getting to this age now where all the shit I'd hear my uncles bitch about is getting me. My back's been one of those things. For the record it was a badass looking backflip. I dunno if it's apparent when reading text. Like when my wife text's "sure" and I'll be at work like "da fuck's that supposed to mean?"

O shit nice! I could never do a backflip

Some adult dude did one there today but then faceplanted the second one he tried, and I was like nahhh not gonna try that

[goblinmob]

O shit nice! I could never do a backflip

Some adult dude did one there today but then faceplanted the second one he tried, and I was like nahhh not gonna try that

Shit I meant front flip. Your front flip in the video. Look at me! I can have a conversation! Lol Yeah backflips- ehhhhhh....

[Shourty]

Today I got to hear an old friend. Here he is on this u tube channel if you wana see/hear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-aDtGJhfCM

[unsunghero]

Got a request at work from a mom for her 300lb+ 17yr old son who took his dog into the backyard yesterday and stabbed it to death with a kitchen knife then threw it in the trash out front

Speaking to the mom I was like what he did is criminal, did police ask if you wanted to press charges? And she said no they said there’s no crime because animals are property

I told her in nicer words that Phoenix police is under water due to having burnt out and not enough staff so they have been quiet quitting for years and not wanting to do their jobs. Even if it was properly, then why wouldn’t killing it be considered property damage? But it’s not, it’s animal cruelty

So I got my boss to get on the phone with police and make them do their job and charge this future serial killer

Edit: She also said she didn’t feel safe with him in the home because he also had threatened her, and since he was only a month from 18, I told her just don’t pick him up from the behavioral health hospital

DCS won’t get involved on someone only a month from 18, and he can go right from there to a homeless shelter

Shits going to be getting real for this kid real fast. Justice

[Encroaching Death]

Got a request at work from a mom for her 300lb+ 17yr old son who took his dog into the backyard yesterday and stabbed it to death with a kitchen knife then threw it in the trash out front

I didn't read the rest.

Do you need help [CENSORED] this kid?

I have a shovel.

[Trexller]

i too agree that mental health professionals should be the final arbiter of who lives or dies

since you've got the shovel, I'll offer the use of some remote out of the way land that basically requires a helicopter to access.

anyone got a helicopter?

[unsunghero]

Going over better ideas for conflict resolution at a school with this 12yr old girl chatterbox and she says “yeah we are allowed to take a break in the sensory room and decompose”

Smiling, I was the only one to catch it and said “I think you mean decompress”. And then the school staff was like “yeah please don’t decompose in there”

:)

[Encroaching Death]

Is the dog-killer kid....dealt with?

If not, I am available. In Minecraft, of course.

Nothing to see here, Mods. :)

[unsunghero]

Is the dog-killer kid....dealt with?

If not, I am available. In Minecraft, of course.

Nothing to see here, Mods. :)

Lol not in a way I could help with, legally anyway :(

Homeless for the first time at 18 is the best he gonna get. He was a big boy at 320lbs so he can probably survive on stored body fat for a while. After that he’ll have lots of time to think about life choices on the walk to the soup kitchen, and to wonder who stole all of his stuff while he slept

[GinnasP99]

9 days sober, feeling pretty good.

[Basanos]

9 days sober, feeling pretty good.Hell yeah! Almost six months here! Stay strong.

[Encroaching Death]

Been clean since Feb. 2007.

It's possible.

[unsunghero]

Dear Elf Livejournal

Went to the arcade today. Got the high score on basketball toss, sucked at everything else

Don’t like my smile here looks too cray, I was going on 4hrs sleep all day

[Trexller]

Dear Elf Livejournal

Went to the arcade today. Got the high score on basketball toss, sucked at everything else

Don’t like my smile here looks too cray, I was going on 4hrs sleep all day

never knew you were a brunette woman :D:D

[unsunghero]

never knew you were a brunette woman :D:D

Ya, my gender’s pretty fluid

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JAHA4Jh5jkw

[Trexller]

[QUOTE=unsunghero;3563982]Ya, my gender’s pretty fluid

getting some different vibes now...

https://i.imgur.com/Ne0zfV2.gif

[Lune]

Got 3.5g of shrooms, gonna get nice and cozy and explore the depths of consciousness

[unsunghero]

Got 3.5g of shrooms, gonna get nice and cozy and explore the depths of consciousness

Jealous!

[GinnasP99]

Went to my second aa meeting. 11 days sober

[Encroaching Death]

https://i.ibb.co/tQwjqWk/Fn-Pl3j-Eak-AAg-JCN.jpg

[nostalgiaquest]

Just got in to Raja Ampat. Spending a few days living local and then getting on a liveaboard dive boat for a week of scuba related fun. Not exactly a five star resort but it’s pretty chill.

[GeorgeCostanza]

keep us poasted NQ, very cool!!

[nostalgiaquest]

Had a pod of dolphins pass within meters of our bungalow, and found a resident baby shark (doo-doo doo-doo).

[Sisythi]

Went to my second aa meeting. 11 days sober

About three years clean myself. I hope you stuck it out. I believe in you. <3

Just now starting to get the mental health/medication I need to treat the underlying causes that lead me to my alcoholism and excessive drug use to begin with. Also going to SATOP to get my damn license back [court took ages to get resolved due to COVID shit].

[unsunghero]

Semi-valentines day gift I got for the gf while in Mexico

Those are threads woven between nails. Artist had some beautiful anime ones that were $200+. This one was $50 and this chick wouldn’t budge. I walked out of her shop twice. I guess on art due to the man hours they don’t want to haggle

[Sisythi]

Art is art. Glad she knows what it's worth. Too many artists end up undervaluing their time /expertise/and effort put in.

It's very cute, I like it. the pink part on the bottom left really bothers me though.

[nostalgiaquest]

Been on a liveaboard dive boat in Raja Ampat for the last week. Pretty epic diving. Stopped at Piaynemo today for the quintessential sunrise postcard shot. Did not disappoint.

[Encroaching Death]

Do you have a laptop there so you can play EQ?

[unsunghero]

Nice view!

[unsunghero]

Wow flower deliveries are expensive, yo

Probably the last time I do that. Just wanted to make the other girls at her office jealous because that’s how it goes on TV

[Basanos]

I discovered today that my wife does not have breast cancer, it was a false alarm.

[Encroaching Death]

I discovered today that my wife does not have breast cancer, it was a false alarm.

dammit

[Trexller]

I discovered today that my wife does not have breast cancer, it was a false alarm.

:):D:)Hell yeah man thats great news to receive especially on valentines day. you and the lady better do something wild for the occasion.

like, go out to dinner and order TWO desserts

you crazy kids, you

[Encroaching Death]

go out to dinner and order TWO desserts


He's unemployed.

He can't afford it.

[Trexller]

He's unemployed.

He can't afford it.

Rob gimme your cashapp I'll cover a nice valentines dinner so you and the wifey can celebrate the good news in style

[Encroaching Death]

Rob gimme your cashapp I'll cover a nice valentines dinner so you and the wifey can celebrate the good news in style

There's the financial system he's looking for :cool:

[Trexller]

There's the financial system he's looking for :cool:

it's a gift, not a handout

im feeling unusually generous today.

bi-polar life is a wild ride.

[unsunghero]

I discovered today that my wife does not have breast cancer, it was a false alarm.

What???

She went through chemo I thought

[Trexller]

What???

She went through chemo I thought

rob is currently contacting every malpractice attorney in the tri-state area.

he's gonna get paid son. paid.

[unsunghero]

rob is currently contacting every malpractice attorney in the tri-state area.

he's gonna get paid son. paid.

Yea that would be a pretty big fuck up misdiagnosis on their part!

[Basanos]

What???

She went through chemo I thoughtSeveral times. And total body irradiation.

[unsunghero]

Several times. And total body irradiation.

All based on a misdiagnosis?

Yea that sounds like malpractice. This is why when I had the lump on my neck ultrasounded a while back the ultrasound tech wouldn’t tell me whether it was cancer or not, even though I could tell she knew. She said due to liability concerns for a misdiagnosis she did not have the credentials to tell me. So I had to wait until the doctor could tell me it wasn’t cancer. So I think whoever gives the diagnosis could be liable for the result of that diagnosis

[aussenseiter]

The booby cancer scare was after the lymphoma/leukemia diagnosis and treatment?

[Trexller]

All based on a misdiagnosis?

Yea that sounds like malpractice. This is why when I had the lump on my neck ultrasounded a while back the ultrasound tech wouldn’t tell me whether it was cancer or not, even though I could tell she knew. She said due to liability concerns for a misdiagnosis she did not have the credentials to tell me. So I had to wait until the doctor could tell me it wasn’t cancer. So I think whoever gives the diagnosis could be liable for the result of that diagnosis

they will settle out of court and Rob will live large, playing EQ for the rest of his days.

[Kaveh]

I would need more context but yes, it sounds like a big error and Rob and his wife should be compensated for it

[aussenseiter]

I would need more context but yes, it sounds like a big error and Rob and his wife should be compensated for it

She has a mammogram scheduled today. When she was initially diagnosed with leukemia, they also noticed a small cluster in one of her breasts. The chemo for the leukemia likely knocked it out, but they wanna make sure

[Basanos]

All based on a misdiagnosis?

Yea that sounds like malpractice. This is why when I had the lump on my neck ultrasounded a while back the ultrasound tech wouldn’t tell me whether it was cancer or not, even though I could tell she knew. She said due to liability concerns for a misdiagnosis she did not have the credentials to tell me. So I had to wait until the doctor could tell me it wasn’t cancer. So I think whoever gives the diagnosis could be liable for the result of that diagnosisShe definitely has leukemia. She's had dozens of bone marrow samples, and an entire allogeneic transplant.

This would have been on top of that, but it turned out to be nothing.

[Kaveh]

Thanks Wonkie

[nostalgiaquest]

Girlfriend is processing her photos from Raja Ampat. Sometimes it's nice to have a girlfriend who's into photography. Sometimes in a royal pain in the ass, but it can pay off!

Reef Manta. This one is rare since usually they have white bellies with black spots, this one's opposite.
https://i.imgur.com/wQ6mju5.jpg

Pygmy Seahorse. About 2cm's tall.
https://i.imgur.com/cQ2uFC2.jpg

Nudibranchs
https://i.imgur.com/yCQfkHH.jpg

Some Corals. Good to see healthy ones exist somewhere on Earth.
https://i.imgur.com/ou61F7R.jpg

Big ol Porcupine Ray.
https://i.imgur.com/6xN6z2k.jpg

Wobbegong Shark
https://i.imgur.com/umiqzRM.jpg

Some shrimp on a coral. You can see eggs in her belly if you look close.
https://i.imgur.com/cbCgr6y.jpg

more coral
https://i.imgur.com/W8dxHqr.jpg

me filming something with my gopro. I'll eventually make a compilation movie of footage.
https://i.imgur.com/3V6khPg.jpg

[Philistine]

Made dinner with the 4 year old, AND she ate the dang thing.

[unsunghero]

Nice ocean wildlife pics, looks like out of National Geographic or something

[Jimjam]

Nice irl pokemon, i’m glad your wifes boobs are okay, its great when the kid finishes dinner you spent a lot of time on!

Made a desert my mum used to, similar to trifle, and the kid loved it.

[Encroaching Death]

I managed to remove the barrel out of my mouth without crying.

Baby steps.

[Ekco]

I managed to remove the barrel out of my mouth without crying.

Baby steps.

this is the type of shitposting i like reading first thing in the morning.

[Patriam1066]

Saw the northern lights a few nights ago in anchorage right outside our window. I’d post pictures if I could figure out how, but it was a pretty amazing experience. Best night of them yet after 9ish months in alaska

[unsunghero]

Saw the northern lights a few nights ago in anchorage right outside our window. I’d post pictures if I could figure out how, but it was a pretty amazing experience. Best night of them yet after 9ish months in alaska

One of my fav sights as a kid, never seen IRL though

[nostalgiaquest]

Got a promotion, and raise, and a bonus today. First round of jumjum juice is on me!

[Duik]

Awe, two Princesses in a Santa sleigh.
Your sister is pretty.

[Encroaching Death]

At work, currently thirsting over this chick on the Dell Premier site:

https://gcdnb.pbrd.co/images/SzbMzz5u3VGv.jpg

[Toxigen]

Drive to Survive comes out today.

Pras.

[Patriam1066]

At work, currently thirsting over this chick on the Dell Premier site:

https://gcdnb.pbrd.co/images/SzbMzz5u3VGv.jpg

WTB hips

[Encroaching Death]

WTB hips

They're there, that dress is hiked up like hell and gives the illusion.

[unsunghero]

Got a promotion, and raise, and a bonus today. First round of jumjum juice is on me!

Gratz

[unsunghero]

Renaissance Festival was busier than I remember this year, good times though

[unsunghero]

Dagger crafted from pure quartz I got at Ren Fen

Stats I was told are:

13dmg
30 delay
+10 dex

[Swish]

Renaissance Festival was busier than I remember this year, good times though

Always wanted to go to the US and attend one of those.

[Philistine]

It snowed at our house, 1000 ft above sea level. Kids lost their minds.

[Trexller]

Renaissance Festival was busier than I remember this year, good times though

turns out unsung is one of those people who look like their persona

not a good or bad thing, just sayin

[unsunghero]

turns out unsung is one of those people who look like their persona

not a good or bad thing, just sayin

Slightly high on weed, only 1 beer there though then I switched to coffee, and I only like how I look in about 1 out of 5 photo attempts

[Duik]

Unsung. Disliking yaself 80% of the time is pretty harsh. Consider hitting like or subscribe more often.
Also, ya sister is hot.

[Patriam1066]

Northern lights were out again last night. Best I’ve seen yet. I would highly recommend people try a trip to alaska (probably Fairbanks is best) in late February solely to see them

It’s very cool for one who has never experienced them before

[unsunghero]

Also, ya sister is hot.

Me hermosa espanola ;)

[WizardEQ]

Ice skating and dinner date

She’s not a very good skater (first ever ice or roller or in-line either which is weird), but she’s super nice, nicest girl I ever met, very pretty

No interest in dating anyone else atm

More importantly, what does she think about your EQ habits and does she play as well?

[MrSparkle001]

Renaissance Festival was busier than I remember this year, good times though

Which one is that? The ones near me aren't until late spring and the big NY faire is late August.

[unsunghero]

Which one is that? The ones near me aren't until late spring and the big NY faire is late August.

They probably try to time it for the best weather. Here in AZ that’s around now. Was overcast at the start of the day but beautiful and sunny 70 degrees by 2pm

The Ren Fen is the big festival with knights and jousting, all themed around medieval renaissance times. We watched the live jousting, went through the torture museum, did some rides, ate some turkey legs and steak on a steak

We got there right when they opened at 10am which is the way to avoid the pileup that occurs on the 2 lane street leading to Gold Canyon. And before noon it wasn’t too bad, crowd-wise. But between noon-2pm the crowds got pretty crazy, the food and drink lines were sometimes 20+ people long

[MrSparkle001]

Oh Arizona. That's Sir Maximilian, Countess Cordelia, maybe Sir Edgeron and crew. Sir Max's son is jousting now too as I think Sir Gareth.

I see them every year in NY. I even dress up at times.

[unsunghero]

More importantly, what does she think about your EQ habits and does she play as well?

I don’t play these days, haven’t logged in in more than a month

My problem is I get my sights set on some goal and then when I get it I burn out. Last goal was saving up for Ice Silk Cap which I got, then stopped logging in

My next goal is to memorize Bedlam at 58 which I have in my inventory. But I’m about 90% from 58 and the 50’s levels are nightmarishly slow

I came close to logging in this past weekend. I’ll prolly try to log in sometime this week maybe

But nah, she doesn’t game. She doesn’t think I game these days because I really don’t, but she DOES know that I was once rank 1 worldwide in WoW arenas during original TBC, because everyone who knows me soon learns that fact from me ;)

[nostalgiaquest]

Today is the 4 year anniversary of me moving to the Netherlands from the US. It's been a lot of ups and down but overall I'm feeling pretty good about it these days. I still miss the fuck out of the Pacific Northwest though.

https://i.imgur.com/YjhhwBZ.jpg

[Duik]

Today is the 4 year anniversary of me moving to the Netherlands from the US. It's been a lot of ups and down but overall I'm feeling pretty good about it these days. I still miss the fuck out of the Pacific Northwest though.

https://i.imgur.com/YjhhwBZ.jpg

DONT ZOOM IN!#!
My eyes, ohhh my eyes. It burns.

If a bum was a bucket, you'd chuckit.
It has both a crack and a hole.

Also, caught up with a dude who still plays dnd pen and paper style. Gatehouse security guard, 2hrs later i went home...
Good chat.

[unsunghero]

I’ve seen a pic of those fields before, didn’t realize it was there. Very purdy!

Edit: yea zoomed and wtf mang

[Ekco]

you can tell it's someone mooning by just looking at the thumbnail, you people zooming in are freaks.

[unsunghero]

Got the gf her birthday present today. 7 speed beach cruiser

Can’t afford one for myself so will have to just jog next to it I guess :/

[Duik]

My ex failed to show up for the follow-up hearing in our custody case where she was supposed to show the progress of her urinalysis testing and behavioral therapy, so the judge commuted the temporary order to a permanent order and took the matter off the Calendar.

Undisputed full custody of the kids awarded, and after paying out the equivelent of two four year college tuitions worth of child support to a alcoholic with a meth addiction over the past three years, im no longer getting 45%of my income siphoned by a degenerate that neglects our children.

We had beef tenderloin for dinner afterwards.

P.s. I didnt hire a lawyer and wrack up 50k in debt either.

Its sad that this is what for you is "something good that happened today."
But that is fucking great news, even to someone who does not know you.

You are a good human (elf?)

[Duik]

Got the gf her birthday present today. 7 speed beach cruiser

Can’t afford one for myself so will have to just jog next to it I guess :/

Get ya arse on that girls bike and get the girl jogging.
If you need to ask why, ya asking the wrong question.

[unsunghero]

Get ya arse on that girls bike and get the girl jogging.
If you need to ask why, ya asking the wrong question.

Lol

Figures the few hours of the one goddamn day I’m transporting it home from work in the back of my truck we get a sudden torrential downpour of rain. It’s rained multiple x/week all winter here in Seattle, er I mean AZ

I tried drying it with a towel as best I could, but can’t get it in between the sprockets. I dunno shit about bikes, hopefully it won’t rust

[Trexller]

Lol

Figures the few hours of the one goddamn day I’m transporting it home from work in the back of my truck we get a sudden torrential downpour of rain. It’s rained multiple x/week all winter here in Seattle, er I mean AZ

I tried drying it with a towel as best I could, but can’t get it in between the sprockets. I dunno shit about bikes, hopefully it won’t rust

you're good man, things like bikes are powder coated, enameled or made of rust resistant parts.

if you're really concerned, things like spray-on silicone lubricants will displace most of the water molecules that found their way into the metal.

i mean like WD-40 specialist silicone spray... not the silicone based "personal" lubricants.

https://www.amazon.com/WD-40-Specialist-Resistant-Lubricant-STRAW-SPRAYS/dp/B00631GSSI/ref=sr_1_3?keywords=silicone+spray&qid=1677724196&sr=8-3

[Duik]

Yes, he is a well intentioned young man, sorta feel a bit bad for sexualizing a pleasant jog/ride.
Na, on ya bike boy.
Unless her booty is sizable, then get her on it, cause i need the world to continue to go 'round.
Also, use lube. No, not that one. Flingproof chain lube will keep that chain pulling better than a 6 sec CH chain.
Ha, I see T' Rex 'Ller is already down the lube road...

[unsunghero]

Yes, he is a well intentioned young man, sorta feel a bit bad for sexualizing a pleasant jog/ride.
Na, on ya bike boy.
Unless her booty is sizable, then get her on it, cause i need the world to continue to go 'round.
Also, use lube. No, not that one. Flingproof chain lube will keep that chain pulling better than a 6 sec CH chain.
Ha, I see T' Rex 'Ller is already down the lube road...

Also a tire pump, and a chain/lock

A bike is not just a bike I’m discovering :/

[unsunghero]

Grand Canyon with the gf and her family

[goblinmob]

Looks nice, dawg. Even for a gray day. Which is nice weather in my opinion.

[unsunghero]

Looks nice, dawg. Even for a gray day. Which is nice weather in my opinion.

Ty, it was raining and fog obscured the view for a while :/

But it cleared up somewhat

[aussenseiter]

Cute couple but knock it off with the Muslim beanie.

[unsunghero]

Cute couple but knock it off with the Muslim beanie.

Lol kk

[goblinmob]

I'm pretty excited about this summer. My brother in law sold his company so it'll be the first summer since my girls been born that I don't have 2 jobs and we'll get to do all that kinda lame stuff!

[unsunghero]

I'm pretty excited about this summer. My brother in law sold his company so it'll be the first summer since my girls been born that I don't have 2 jobs and we'll get to do all that kinda lame stuff!

What you scheming on doing?

[goblinmob]

Well for a wedding present, we got like this lifetime pass book thing for like all the state parks and stuff so just a bunch of that kind of stuff. Drive to a random park somewhere in a random town. Try the lake, the river, whatever local restaurants or stores. Idk find those stupid machines that'll smash a penny into a picture for the girls. We tried winter vacations but that just sucked.

[nostalgiaquest]

Finished up my compilation video for scuba diving in Raja Ampat. Upgraded my setup before the trip so I actually had dive lights for the first time. And got lucky that another dude on the boat had a drone.

https://vimeo.com/807111324

[unsunghero]

Finished up my compilation video for scuba diving in Raja Ampat. Upgraded my setup before the trip so I actually had dive lights for the first time. And got lucky that another dude on the boat had a drone.

https://vimeo.com/807111324

Very cool

What was that string like creature around 6min? Not a sea snake…

Sweet footage

[nostalgiaquest]

I believe it’s a banded pipefish.

[unsunghero]

Hit up Slide Rock, Sedona on way back from Flagstaff

[unsunghero]

Talking to this 18yr old who last year laid her arms open so bad she needed emergency surgery, the new record for worst ever wrist cut as a minor (previous was a dude who needed staples, every other kid does almost no damage)

And there’s some hope there it seems. Tying to instill it. Coming up with this plan involving her goals to be independent, formal supports like counseling, etc. She seems on board

As I’m wrapping up, casually ask “whats your plan for the rest of today?”. She replies with “you don’t want to know”. Then I ask “You saying that has me worried, are you saying your plan is to try to hurt yourself”. Her reply “yes I plan to kill myself today”

I just wanted to grab the plan I had written out and pile it into my mouth and slowly chew it up in front of her…

Anyway, she ended up in a BH hospital

[Patriam1066]

Well, kudos to you for making a difference. I couldn’t do your job

My wife works in pediatrics and all she talks about is how many more girls have eating disorders now. I guess it’s social media that has everyone messed up. Sad

[Swish]

I gave blood this week. I used to donate regularly but stopped going when they said you couldn't just walk in and had to make an appointment (first world problems).

If you're healthy and can do it, you should do it :)

[goblinmob]

Sometimes it be like this

[unsunghero]

Someone at work left this humongous bowl of brownies which was just open exposed to air and going to go bad

So I took a grip of them home. Brownies are my biggest food weakness in life…

[goblinmob]

Free break room food is too good to pass up. I once ate an entire box of hard taco shells with banana peppers rings strictly due to principle. Never got no brownies tho =/

[unsunghero]

Free break room food is too good to pass up. I once ate an entire box of hard taco shells with banana peppers rings strictly due to principle. Never got no brownies tho =/

Lol same, I hate seeing donated food go bad

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/VXlRyGj.jpg

[goblinmob]

That looks badass!

[Philistine]

Had a great first week with a new class.

[goblinmob]

Every victory counts!

[unsunghero]

Gf’s 13yr old kid didn’t know how to ride a bike. He’s nerdy and smart, introverted type

I told her that’s ridiculous, when he gets to college he might want to be able to bike across campus. That or longboard. So I bought a co-worker’s barely used mountain bike for $50, screaming deal

Today the day to learn buddy

Dunno shit about bikes so I just ran holding the seat repeating “pretend it’s a very sensitive racing controller and keep the handlebar facing forward. When you slow down you lose control so when in doubt, speed up!” After a while I just kept repeating when in doubt speed up

Dude learned in a day, no training wheels required. Jogged 2 miles with her and them around the park because fuck bikes. Bikes are for gays. He was going full out to where I couldn’t catch him running and I told him there, now you have a tool to stay ahead of zombies that can run full speed. Let him TEMPORARILY keep the bike too

When we got home, if it were me I woulda been taking that thing all over the neighborhood. He went right back to his tablet. Makes me feel like a sad boomer to see that :(

Pic is awkward bc I didn’t know she was taking one, I think I was talking

[goblinmob]

..When we got home, if it were me I woulda been taking that thing all over the neighborhood. He went right back to his tablet. Makes me feel like a sad boomer to see that..

Lol yeah I'm already getting some of these moments with my 4yo and have to fight my discouragement. If these kids are anything like us, probably ain't gonna appreciate shit we do for them till they hit their 30's and start looking back on it. It takes a while before saplings grow up to produce fruit! It's a weird mental trick to wanna do something when you're not gonna see returns for maybe a decade+

Not sure if that's how much it impacted you, hit home for me lol so it's just me throwing my take out there

[nostalgiaquest]

Got inspired to finally go through gopro footage from an Iceland trip back in August and make a video. Highlights from our road trip around the ring road. Came out pretty good I thinks!

For your lazy sunday viewing pleasure - https://vimeo.com/809452966

[nostalgiaquest]

Oh hey, looks like youtube copyright let this one slide by. I can embed it now!

Edit: the quality is shit though on the embed. oh well.

ExpYVKwjMtU

[goblinmob]

Some sweet scenery! I'm sure no video could hold a candle to actually being there!

[Jobaber]

Wow, I saw walgreens today.

[goblinmob]

Wow, I saw walgreens today.

Still, that's pretty goo-.. well!.. well, it's still... ehh.. it's aight..

[Patriam1066]

If you’re in alaska, man your posts. Aurora’s out

[unsunghero]

Zoo date with the gf, beautiful weather for it

Running out of adventure ideas. Once I teach her how to swim (had to teach her kid how to ride a bike too, I guess I will show how to do all the things….) next up might be kayakin the salt river

[unsunghero]

Going on only 1-2 hours of sleep today because had to be up ass early for mental health court on that suicidal teen I mentioned before…

When I’m this tired my body craves food so bad, especially junky food. Someone brought in donuts this afternoon and I had 2

A co-worker said “did you have that big beautiful cinnamon swirl one?” And I said “yea”

He said “damn I wanted that one, I went to get a napkin and it was gone. Didn’t you already have one?”

And I said “ah shit sorry man, I wasn’t even all that hungry that was basically defensive eating”

And he was like “what is defensive eating?”

So I had to explain, lol

[Toxigen]

bought tickets for George Strait - Chris Stapleton concert

paid too much but ill be damned if i miss a chance to see country's greatest to ever do it

[Patriam1066]

Drove to Seward on a sunny day (yesterday) listening to drive alone by osiris with my Australian shepherds while the wife was with her friends. I wish I did drugs, alaska is beautiful and I was near a transcendent state cruising and taking it all in

https://youtu.be/lFV3JpZrmlU

[unsunghero]

Drove to Seward on a sunny day (yesterday) listening to drive alone by osiris with my Australian shepherds while the wife was with her friends. I wish I did drugs, alaska is beautiful and I was near a transcendent state cruising and taking it all in

https://youtu.be/lFV3JpZrmlU

High on life yo

[GinnasP99]

Went to church, had a nice meal there. Then the men's group did a bunch of work around the church to prep for easter. We were throwing tons of stuff in the dumpsters, some of it was bins of old books, they let me take what I wanted so I got like 40ish books tonight for free.

[Patriam1066]

Nice man!

[unsunghero]

Went to church, had a nice meal there. Then the men's group did a bunch of work around the church to prep for easter. We were throwing tons of stuff in the dumpsters, some of it was bins of old books, they let me take what I wanted so I got like 40ish books tonight for free.

I jealous of anyone who reads

[Philistine]

Drove kids across 5 states and neither nor passengers were murdered.

[unsunghero]

^
Hell o’ a drive

[unsunghero]

At work today, had a mom request for her adult daughter who is psychotic, staring into space, paranoid that electronics are monitoring her, hearing voices, doing bizarre things like apologizing for raping her (very confused) mother

Daughter comes out and she looks kinda like death. Pale, dark rings under her eyes, but super anxious and appearing frightened. She is extremely reluctant to speak unless in my work vehicle (can’t allow unless doing a transport). She can’t follow a conversation, but at one point she mentions that she is being poisoned by radiation, and points to various electronics. She said she feels sick

So I check back in with the mom about physical symptoms. The mom is like “none that I saw but her anxiety has been through the roof. She has been pounding Benadryl, she’ll go through a 200 quantity bottle in like 2 days. Anyway, she can’t stay here, she needs to go somewhere, she’s frightening me”

Me: “Yes she needs to go to an ER right now” (Benadryl being one of the few OTC drugs that can kill you). Then to myself thinking the radiation was a delusion, but no wonder she looked like death and said she felt sick, girl’s poisoning herself with benadryl and is too psychotic to realize it

Got her to an ER, they were saying it’s surprising she wasn’t seizing. Glad to help out! ;)

[unsunghero]

Helped a legless, completely blind homeless guy take a shit today. Really not part of my job description…

He mentioned he always pisses himself but didn’t want to have to shit himself and was begging me to help him. McDonalds was trespassing him off the property so they didn’t want him using theirs. But with me wheeling him in and buying (with my own money) him a soda that made him a customer so they couldn’t refuse

Had to wait while he washed the piss off his shorts in their sink, and I could tell he was legit blind by how badly he kept fumbling trying to find the sink handles and soap. Luckily I didn’t have to help him get from his chair to the toilet. But afterwards I could see why they hated this kind of stuff, there were shit stains all over the floor after he left and the toilet was clogged with paper which I assume was his. Sucks for the cleaning crew! :(

He then asked me to wheel him off their property and next to a busy city street. He had a sign that read “Blind man needs legs”. He asked if it was facing the right way, it wasn’t, it was facing him and upside down. I put it the right way and into his hands. He asked if the cars could see him and I said yes, and he held out his dingy sign

I could have wheeled him facing a wall and he was so blind he wouldn’t have realized it, just sat there holding his sign upside down at a wall. But I did my best to position him like he wanted

He refused to go to an ER and said shelters won’t take him due to his medical issues. Aside from this being an Adult Protective Services report and a half, there was nothing more I could do for the guy

[Ekco]

Helped a legless, completely blind homeless guy take a shit today. Really not part of my job description…

He mentioned he always pisses himself but didn’t want to have to shit himself and was begging me to help him. McDonalds was trespassing him off the property so they didn’t want him using theirs. But with me wheeling him in and buying (with my own money) him a soda that made him a customer so they couldn’t refuse

Had to wait while he washed the piss off his shorts in their sink, and I could tell he was legit blind by how badly he kept fumbling trying to find the sink handles and soap. Luckily I didn’t have to help him get from his chair to the toilet. But afterwards I could see why they hated this kind of stuff, there were shit stains all over the floor after he left and the toilet was clogged with paper which I assume was his. Sucks for the cleaning crew! :(

He then asked me to wheel him off their property and next to a busy city street. He had a sign that read “Blind man needs legs”. He asked if it was facing the right way, it wasn’t, it was facing him and upside down. I put it the right way and into his hands. He asked if the cars could see him and I said yes, and he held out his dingy sign

I could have wheeled him facing a wall and he was so blind he wouldn’t have realized it, just sat there holding his sign upside down at a wall. But I did my best to position him like he wanted

He refused to go to an ER and said shelters won’t take him due to his medical issues. Aside from this being an Adult Protective Services report and a half, there was nothing more I could do for the guy

Jesus Christ.

[Jobaber]

Thank you JFK (https://www.wbur.org/news/2013/10/23/community-mental-health-kennedy) for turning my restaurant bathroom into a homeless shit bathing wash center.

[Trexller]

Jesus Christ.

That's an unsunghero

and chill out, Jibartik