Xosire: 90% rezzes for 1k

[Ashimar]

If you're Xosire, or someone who would be just like him,
visit my website - www.angelfire.com/ill/worksucks/
But if you're a nice, helpful and friendly person don't visit the link.

Let's go ahead and get more people to make clerics that way we can all boost their ego when we need their help in times of distress and death.

Hes in The Mystical Order. That mean's he's too important.

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[Ashimar]

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[nambar]

not getting kicked from tmo, don't bother. as for everyone else they already know he's an idiot.

[Loly Taa]

Somehow I woke up in the middle of the night at 4:37am because my troll sense was tingling. All I have to say is this;

[naez]

xosire the best troll get out chantelly

[Orruar]

Let people sell their services for any price they wish and quit your whining. If you don't want to pay 1k, nobody is forcing you to ask him for a rezz. Some may be willing to pay that price, especially if they lost a level or die a lot and require rezzes to keep xp going in the right direction.

[Jigga]

who the fucks cares. You know how many overpriced items you buy a day and you still do? Bottle water has like 1000% mark up and im sure you saw a bottle of water for sale but yet you didnt make a post.

[Hobby]

i want to see a bottled water thread now...


make me happy!

[JenJen]

is that the original hydro?

[jilena]

lol I don't see why this deserves a thread. Xosire was the first (and last) person on p1999 I ever refused to group with after he trained the shit out of my group and then gated in addition to just being bad (the best part being one of his RL friends was in this group). That was in Befallen like last March. If people still haven't figured out that he is a tool with over a year of tool-ness behind him I dunno what to tell them.

As for charging 1k for rezzing... If you are dumb enough or rich enough to pay that then have at it. I am pretty sure most non-warriors/rogues can solo that exp faster than they can make 1k. If you don't wanna pay it, don't. Eventually their price will come down if they get no business... *shrug*

[Taryth]

If people still haven't figured out that he is a tool with over a year of tool-ness behind him I dunno what to tell them.


^


Pretty odd that any guild would want him, in any case. I'm actually a little surprised.

[Maurk]

xosire gives us tmo members 50 percent off
so 500p isn't that bad for a rez.

[Bruno]

Everyone already knows this clown is terrible. He's in the proper guild as well. Everything is as it should be.

[Knuckle]

xosire gives us tmo members 50 percent off
so 500p isn't that bad for a rez.

I applied on your thread and still haven't heard back. plz pm

[muffins]

why r u all such fucking cry babies

[Ledzepp02]

xosire gives us tmo members 50 percent off
so 500p isn't that bad for a rez.

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[Tiggles]

Wait....? You guys are getting the discount too?

he said that was only special for me

[Kassel]

Everyone already knows this clown is terrible. He's in the proper guild as well. Everything is as it should be.

[Spud]

'twas was a couple weeks ago at the Karnors entrance.

Just hanging out minding my business.

Xosire comes by and gives me a rude gesture for no reason what so ever and continued on his way.

Was my first and only encounter with this cleric in game.

[Pico]

1. tell him 1k for a rez is no problem
2. get rez
3. don't pay him

problem solved

[dark warrior]

for one thing it was 96% rez for 1k 90% is only 800p:D damn never thought id see my rez prices on the forms all good want one of my rezes pst to me in game ill be happy to hook u up

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[naez]

200p for that extra 6%?


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[Doors]

jew lyfe

[Bubbles]

1. tell him 1k for a rez is no problem
2. get rez
3. don't pay him

problem solved

That would be rude.

1. tell him 1k for a rez is no problem.
2. get rez
3. /q

[soup]

That would be rude.

1. tell him 1k for a rez is no problem.
2. get rez
3. /q

1. tell him rez for 1000 is fine
2. get rez
3. give him 100 and then laugh at him when he says the 1000 wasn't a typo

^ win

[YendorLootmonkey]

CLERICS CHARGE WHAT THEY WANNA

[Daldolma]

1. Tell him 1k for a rez is no problem
2. Get rez
3. Switch to monk/necro/SK
4. Train
5. Tell him drag to ZL is 1k
6. Get consent
7. Drag to most obscure, populated area of zone
8. ???
9. Profit

[muffins]

1. Tell him 1k for a rez is no problem

8. qoute 4chan memes
9. never get laid

[Marley]

CLERICS CHARGE WHAT THEY WANNA

I only charge a small amount of Teabaggin'.. definetly not 1k! If you paid that much, trolls on you .

[Tasslehofp99]

Very glad this guy isnt in my guild anymore! LOL Jay Kay Xosire<3 roffflez

[Daldolma]

Not my fault your guild sucks, bro. Keep putting in 18 hour days and being in the shittiest guild on the server. Let me know how that works out for you.

[Kuriin]

So, basically druids can charge up the ass for ports but clerics can't charge obscene amounts for resses? Nice.

[Tiggles]

Everytime TMO rezzes someone for 1k or charges someone 120k for a circlet of shadows.

An angel gets it's wings.

[Bruno]

So, basically druids can charge up the ass for ports but clerics can't charge obscene amounts for resses? Nice.

You just made that up.

[Kuriin]

You just made that up.


Yep. I was never one of those clerics or druids to charge. Donations are great, though. Recall a huge thread regarding Tralina and money for ports. Though, it was a joke?

[KilyenaMage]

Everytime TMO rezzes someone for 1k or charges someone 120k for a circlet of shadows.

An angel gets it's wings.

How ironic....because it was actually TR trying to sell COS and Charasis items for 150k+

[Tiggles]

How ironic....because it was actually TR trying to sell COS and Charasis items for 150k+

How Ironic it was TMO who locked down the CoS camp from Kunark launch and was trying to sell them for 100k+ because people thought they where getting nerfed in like 2 weeks (it won't get nerfed till late velious)

Probably made close to 300k off CoS's from that camp as well as binding all the melee to fire pots.

wait...thats not even irony at all you are pretty retarded.

[Daldolma]

Omgz, melees bound at firepots. That's so useful.

Wait, no. No, it's not. It makes no cot-damn difference. Without gate, being bound at the firepots is worthless. And sure, you can buy gate potions. You can also buy Leatherfoot Raider Skullcaps and Lizard Blood Potions, which are instant, cheaper, and put you in more convenient locations. The only raid content that pot room gives you a step up on is Vox, and unless you're planning on keeping all your melees at 52, that's going to be short-lived. Any decent guild also has their melees stocked up on Frost Potions, which means CR time is your only real advantage. Grats on having the best second-chance capability for Vox.

[Loly Taa]

And sure, you can buy gate potions. You can also buy Leatherfoot Raider Skullcaps and Lizard Blood Potions, which are instant, cheaper, and put you in more convenient locations.

You didn't know? Gate potions are instant too. WC/Cazic more convenient than pots? I think not.

btw Faydedar hangs out near pots too brah. From there it's a coth chain or a succor away. Think about that next time you're waiting on the boat to Timorous.

[Daldolma]

Fay can blow me.

The most valuable thing about LoE's is the fact that you can bind melees in PoM come Velious. But that's a long, long way away.

[Tiggles]

tmomadcuzbad

is the best tag ever

[Mcbard]

Somehow I woke up in the middle of the night at 4:37am because my troll sense was tingling. All I have to say is this;

Not with those elbows, yes, no, yes, what?, yes, thunder thighs, no.

[KilyenaMage]

How Ironic it was TMO who locked down the CoS camp from Kunark launch and was trying to sell them for 100k+ because people thought they where getting nerfed in like 2 weeks (it won't get nerfed till late velious)

Probably made close to 300k off CoS's from that camp as well as binding all the melee to fire pots.

wait...thats not even irony at all you are pretty retarded.

And TR was locking down HS selling Hand of the Reapers for 150k+ each.

If anyone actually payed 100k+ for a CoS it's their own damn fault. All they had to do was look for 1 of several forum threads explaining that the COS doesn't get nerfed til post-velious and also drops like water.

[Guybrush]

Send a tell to Grundwald any time Xosire tries to charge you 1k for a resurrection, I will travel anywhere you need me for 500p HALF THE PRICE YOU'D SPEND ON XOSIRE. Support clerics who aren't cunts. Support Grundwald.

[Chanur]

TMO doing a lot of hating on TR via tags. Being so far behind must really make you want to ninja loot something.

[naez]

like gebs?

[shdwdrake8]

Hi guys.

[Loly Taa]

TMO doing a lot of hating on TR via tags. Being so far behind must really make you want to ninja loot something.

Certainly ain't me bro. I'm too busy using my two tags for "young phillip" and "poor lisa"

You got some forum mod/admin access to back that claim up or are you just pulling shit out of your ass again? =)

[Chanur]

You can't even figure out who I am on your guild or keep the training/ninja looting douchebahs out. Your opinion means fuck all.

[Loly Taa]

You can't even figure out who I am on your guild or keep the training/ninja looting douchebahs out. Your opinion means fuck all.

You try really hard but your troll-fu falls short of Tiggles even on his worst days.

[Chanur]

Yet you run to respond like a good little dog anyway.

[Loly Taa]

Yet you run to respond like a good little dog anyway.

I'm at work! Chatting with you is a great way to pass the time. Isn't there something you should be doing?

[Chanur]

I'm at work too, getting paid to talk to you!

[Rogean]

Weren't they selling it for 100k so Melee could bind themselves in firepot room before that got nerfed?

[Asher]

Weren't they selling it for 100k so Melee could bind themselves in firepot room before that got nerfed?

The point was to have the only guild with melee bound in the firepot room. They were never up for auction, at least not till after.

Asher

[Dantes]

Omgz, melees bound at firepots. That's so useful.

Wait, no. No, it's not. It makes no cot-damn difference. Without gate, being bound at the firepots is worthless. And sure, you can buy gate potions. You can also buy Leatherfoot Raider Skullcaps and Lizard Blood Potions, which are instant, cheaper, and put you in more convenient locations. The only raid content that pot room gives you a step up on is Vox, and unless you're planning on keeping all your melees at 52, that's going to be short-lived. Any decent guild also has their melees stocked up on Frost Potions, which means CR time is your only real advantage. Grats on having the best second-chance capability for Vox.

Agreed. You can gate yourself at 1K/pop. Or you can pay a nearby druid 50pp to port you anywhere in the world. I suppose if they want to raid Ak'Anon or Qeynos - they'll be first to mobilize.

[Asher]

Agreed. You can gate yourself at 1K/pop. Or you can pay a nearby druid 50pp to port you anywhere in the world. I suppose if they want to raid Ak'Anon or Qeynos - they'll be first to mobilize.

There is a spell called Translocate that comes out in Velious that makes being bound here very useful.

Being bound here also makes CRs much easier.

Asher

[Messianic]

Agreed. You can gate yourself at 1K/pop. Or you can pay a nearby druid 50pp to port you anywhere in the world. I suppose if they want to raid Ak'Anon or Qeynos - they'll be first to mobilize.

Some srsly needs to down that Mechanical Dragon

[Ele]

Agreed. You can gate yourself at 1K/pop. Or you can pay a nearby druid 50pp to port you anywhere in the world. I suppose if they want to raid Ak'Anon or Qeynos - they'll be first to mobilize.

Which one is the Qeynos firepot? :p

[Daldolma]

There is a spell called Translocate that comes out in Velious that makes being bound here very useful.

Being bound here also makes CRs much easier.

Asher

If you're bound in pot room in Velious, you're doing it completely and entirely wrong. You bind in Plane of Mischief, unless your goal as a guild is to spend Velious farming Faydedar. And hey, maybe it is. I won't judge (any more than I already have).

PS: If you're getting translocated, why not just get translocated to wherever you're trying to go, instead of hitting the pot room middle man?

[Hobby]

Because the pot room is full of pot...

:/?

[Skope]

pomischief bind was pretty important.

Also, don't you dare touch the mechanical dragon.

[doobiesnizax]

yeah last time grouping with this newb he lets the whole group die in basement while fighting weak ass verix then proceeds to disbands rez's his guildie to loot the vp key piece and wont rez the rest of the group...wtb red 99 so we can kill retards like this

[muffins]

yeah last time grouping with this newb he lets the whole group die in basement while fighting weak ass verix then proceeds to disbands rez's his guildie to loot the vp key piece and wont rez the rest of the group...wtb red 99 so we can kill retards like this

you are very mad

[Bruno]

yeah last time grouping with this newb he lets the whole group die in basement while fighting weak ass verix then proceeds to disbands rez's his guildie to loot the vp key piece and wont rez the rest of the group...wtb red 99 so we can kill retards like this

Haha. Even though I duo'd Verix, he isn't a push over. If you aren't paying attention, or aren't ready for him, he will definitely cause some trouble.

[Shannacore]

Somehow I woke up in the middle of the night at 4:37am because my troll sense was tingling. All I have to say is this;

Haha, what the hell is this about

[Asher]

If you're bound in pot room in Velious, you're doing it completely and entirely wrong. You bind in Plane of Mischief, unless your goal as a guild is to spend Velious farming Faydedar. And hey, maybe it is. I won't judge (any more than I already have).

Yes, the goal of lots of melee is to bind in PoMischief where they cannot even solo yard trash. It makes transport for them so much easier too. I know I love being dumped in the middle of Cobalt Scar when I zone out of PoMischief. It gives you easy access to everywhere. :rolleyes:


PS: If you're getting translocated, why not just get translocated to wherever you're trying to go, instead of hitting the pot room middle man?

Some locations cost portal fragments which for some reason wizards do not seem to carry all the time. Spell: Translocate does not. No Translocate will take you near Halas and sometimes being near the city is better than being near the spires/rings.

Asher

[Chanur]

Haha, what the hell is this about

Anyone that complains about his cadre of ninja looting terribads is a troll in his mind.

[Loly Taa]

Anyone that complains about his cadre of ninja looting terribads is a troll in his mind.

Oh Chanur my dear, 106 posts? 93 of them in R&F? Nawww, you're not a troll brah.

[Hasbinbad]

says loly: 65/129
rofl

[Doors]

You could be the biggest dickhead in the world, if you play a cleric people will pretend to like you regardless.

[Loly Taa]

says loly: 65/129
rofl

You run your mouth so goddamn much I am not gonna even start tallying up your shit.

[Marley]

Because the pot room is full of pot...

:/?

Only reason i make my rounds!