The origin of man

[Jibartik]

earth 3 coming soon: scientists want to send 67 million sperm samples to moon (https://www.insider.com/scientists-want-to-send-67-million-sperm-samples-to-moon-2021-3)

That's how we got here on earth 2 no doubt in my mind.

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/h3S4o3Z.jpg

[DeathsSilkyMist]

This will make the moon pregnant. From that pregnancy, a second baby moon will be born. Will look cool and ruin the tides.

[Nocht]

Yeah but who can shoot a load that far?

[HalflingSpergand]

Science is straight up bull shit. You buy any of that you have brain damage. Get fucked

[bubur]

lol drunk night for HS

i feel it bro

[Skarne]

Anyone ever wonder what Obama’s last name was?

[HalflingSpergand]

Nope dont drink,smoke, do drugs, i eat food and drink water thats it brother. Occasional tylenol or ibuprofen i know im weak. I'll let you know first if i fall off the wagon

[HalflingSpergand]

And coffee so ya love me some coffee ooooooooooo baby see u in the morning bitch

[bubur]

Anyone ever wonder what Obama’s last name was?

soetoro

pronounced sutoro; traditional (ie 1950s-1999 or so) bahasa indonesia. no i dont wonder du u?

[magnetaress]

Nope dont drink,smoke, do drugs, i eat food and drink water thats it brother. Occasional tylenol or ibuprofen i know im weak. I'll let you know first if i fall off the wagon

I took 675mg of Tylenol once since my ER visit, that day was 4 ibuprofen. Coulda bleeded out.