View Full Version : There is no legitimate competition on the internet
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 08:11 AM
Just occurred to me that there is literally zero legitimate gaming competition on the internet. The top percentage are cheating lying hacking whatever it might be, the only variable is how large the top percentage is. The only way to compete is to be the best cheater. It renders internet competitive gaming completely pointless in my opinion. It also says something profound about humanity.
Snortles Chortles
03-23-2021, 08:37 AM
do animals cheat
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 08:54 AM
Dogs clean their shitholes with their tongue and i bet people would too if they could reach
Bardp1999
03-23-2021, 09:45 AM
OP got head blasted on Counter Strike and came here to rage - praying for you
EDIT: Git Gud
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 09:51 AM
I realize this concept is a world view shattering situation for some of you that have invested your entire lives into online gaming
Cecily
03-23-2021, 09:57 AM
The resources aren't real, so there's no real competition. It's like playing Cowboys and Indians. It's fun to pretend, but at the end of the day you're still a white suburbanite kid who is going to be late for dinner.
Snortles Chortles
03-23-2021, 10:13 AM
speaking of playing pretend
Cecily
03-23-2021, 10:38 AM
You pretend to work to get pretend money to buy things for pretend status in our pretend civilization. It's all really real, for sure, but a few nukes will change that pretty darn quick. I've played Fallout. I know how this ends.
Anyways, before the bombs drop on Rome again, is it ok with you if I customize my avatar?
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 10:44 AM
Theres no nukes dumb ass
Your avatar sucks
Cecily
03-23-2021, 10:48 AM
Say that to my face and not on the internet and see what happens, fucker.
https://i.imgur.com/6PIjdmB.jpg
cd288
03-23-2021, 11:19 AM
Imagine deciding that people would care about this post
magnetaress
03-23-2021, 11:24 AM
Mythic wow shadowlands firsts are probably real. Try Area51. Or whatever the goblin sever.
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 11:28 AM
Lot more upset nerds/cheaters than i thought honestly.but i remember that one tranny poster saying they were top % at CS and i was think oh sweet u use walls and aimbot and u think we give a fuck what a loser
Jibartik
03-23-2021, 11:34 AM
what do they do to cheat? inflate their chairs to be more comfy?
The resources aren't real, so there's no real competition. It's like playing Cowboys and Indians. It's fun to pretend, but at the end of the day you're still a white suburbanite kid who is going to be late for dinner.
Wait, the football score is a resource?
magnetaress
03-23-2021, 11:43 AM
I have never cheated. Just a tranny leaf in a tranny wind.
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 11:56 AM
what do they do to cheat? inflate their chairs to be more comfy?
Depends on the game what will give an advantage
Jibartik
03-23-2021, 11:58 AM
I wonder if that is something we should get over though.
Like, its not taht people cheat in games, it's that people are cheaters?
It's like blaming religion for bad thigns religion does.
The one thing that online gaming, religion, war, and serial killing has in common: People.
magnetaress
03-23-2021, 12:01 PM
Is having female levels of estrogen during a match of CS:Go cheating?
Jibartik
03-23-2021, 12:03 PM
If you are a man in a womans league, yes. :p
BlackBellamy
03-23-2021, 12:09 PM
I just play games that give cheaters zero advantage. Like Project1999 for example. You can cheat all you want, doesn't affect my life...at...all.
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 12:11 PM
The pinnacle of online gaming competition is who can cheat better. Just pointing out this undeniable fact. Imo rendering online gaming completely pointless and the internet as a whole since it's mostly lies
Black if you are not competing then it doesn't affect you. I understand just chilling.
Jibartik
03-23-2021, 12:37 PM
The pinnacle of gaming competition existence across all life forms cheat succeed better at all costs.
maybe.
JUST MAYBE
the test of life is to see if you break that chain.
But probably, were all dust in the wind and this is the same principal how dust succeeds at being dust.
Cassawary
03-23-2021, 12:54 PM
You win when someone from the chat room performs the fusion dance with you irl
cd288
03-23-2021, 01:00 PM
Lot more upset nerds/cheaters than i thought honestly.but i remember that one tranny poster saying they were top % at CS and i was think oh sweet u use walls and aimbot and u think we give a fuck what a loser
Yet here you are posting OPs and comments like this while calling someone a loser. Oh the irony
Cecily
03-23-2021, 01:00 PM
maybe.
JUST MAYBE
the test of life is to see if you break that chain.
But probably, were all dust in the wind and this is the same principal how dust succeeds at being dust.
I'm trying to. None of this shit matters and we're all going to the same place, so maybe it's a better use of your time to help fellow prisoners rather than accumulate imaginary points (irl money etc).
Regarding football, it'real, fake, resources when you're talking professional. College or highschool, there's still real, fake, resources. They just aren't being shared with the players. This relies on competition for competition's sake. Being the best, whatever the fuck that is. More fuel for narcissistic fire this country runs off of.
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 01:05 PM
Jesus was right!
Jibartik
03-23-2021, 01:05 PM
The irony is we keep trying to figure out a better system, but we found one like 2,000 years ago.
It's just not fun if you are upset! :o
Life is about not being upset I think.
Cecily
03-23-2021, 01:08 PM
Disagree. It's our suffering that gives life its meaning.
imperiouskitten
03-23-2021, 01:11 PM
I think I would pick Hindu if I had to because you can kinda pick and choose what you wanna be, like you can live by a graveyard and do acid boogies covered in ash or you can be a starving ascetic or crossdress or w/e u wanna do and they got a worship system for that.
Cecily
03-23-2021, 01:14 PM
Set yourself on fire when your husband dies, rampant sexism, caste system. Pass.
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 01:17 PM
Moron alert
imperiouskitten
03-23-2021, 01:18 PM
Lot more upset nerds/cheaters than i thought honestly.but i remember that one tranny poster saying they were top % at CS and i was think oh sweet u use walls and aimbot and u think we give a fuck what a loser
oh noice i missed this bait
yeah i was cal main global in csgo rogean can vouch for me. he's pretty damn good too. glad u remembered.
never used cheetz outside of griefing, what kind of incredibly sad loser would want to play like that...like to impress online nerds??? the whole point of teh game is training up and getting better, like that's where the dopa comes from. so u would have to get MORE dopa from being literally gay, trying to get the CS community (retards btw) to like you, than from mastering a skill to elite level. anyway i know ur trolling but yes you are right i literally can't not bite this 1, love u
Jibartik
03-23-2021, 01:23 PM
Disagree. It's our suffering that gives life its meaning.
you're thinking of entropy.
suffering is what gives existence meaning to a daemon.
imperiouskitten
03-23-2021, 01:28 PM
Is having female levels of estrogen during a match of CS:Go cheating?
i have gotten my play up to high level 1nce since transition. it actually happened pretty fast. one of my main issues was always inconsistency of an adhd sort of type, where i found it difficult to "really" play most of the time although I could fry at a near pro level for short periods. I think this was somewhat mitigated on E. I climbed from ice cold, no play for a year to pretty hot in just a week or so which is def faster than usual.
Butt, I really hated the way my heart would pound when I was really cooking. I used to live for it. but the flame for pwnage went out. It probably was kinda painful the whole time is the funny thing. so, oh well.
Toxigen
03-23-2021, 01:30 PM
gungame 4 lyfe
Cassawary
03-23-2021, 01:31 PM
you're thinking of entropy.
suffering is what gives existence meaning to a daemon.
The suffering of man is both necessary and useful
imperiouskitten
03-23-2021, 01:35 PM
You win when someone from the chat room performs the fusion dance with you irl
attempted this several times, but when it stuck it stuck big. and Ya it's the #1 highest forum victory condition, but most forum victories i want to hoard. Whereas with this, I wish y'all all the best :3
Jibartik
03-23-2021, 01:40 PM
The suffering of man is both necessary and useful
you're mixing up entropy with suffering lol
people think getting cancer and death is suffering, that is entropy
letting it cause you to suffer is letting a daemon (negative energy) cause you suffering (pain), there is no need to suffer because entropy is absolute. It'd be like being frustrated that 1+1 always comes out to 2. Its not going to change weather you are suffering or not. There is only understanding.
Without entropy you wouldn't understand suffering, and therefore would not be able to enjoy the opposite of it.
You should let entropy reveal the joy in life, not let entropy force you to spend it suffering.
Get it yet guys?
The only thing that matters: A positive mental attitude.
PMA!
imperiouskitten
03-23-2021, 01:43 PM
i think suffering factors in to life's meaning, depending on what u mean by those 2 words, but actually i would contend that it's the limited time we get to experience which is the definitive axis. triumph over the suffering is definitely huge. but it only exists in relation to the limited time, the gratitude for bearing witness to some un-suffering beauty in your limited time. spending precious time connecting with the people you love. as well as plain old solitary moments of awe at creation. being able to give the few young & pretty years of your life to somebody special. even the most complexly colored seafoamy sunset would look like some sort of colossally ugly fractal prison without the blessed & cursed dimension of time, which gives even annoying minutiae meaning. Nah i dont think it's suffering that's definitive, although I definitely see where the notion would come from, wat with how intrinsic to life and strangely inescapable suffering is. But why shouldn't the joy be the definitive experience, because it's rarer? Don't dwell on the sad stuff :p
Cassawary
03-23-2021, 01:45 PM
you're mixing up entropy with suffering lol
people think getting cancer and death is suffering, that is entropy
letting it cause you to suffer is letting a daemon (negative energy) cause you suffering (pain), there is no need to suffer because entropy is absolute. It'd be like being frustrated that 1+1 always comes out to 2. Its not going to change weather you are suffering or not. There is only understanding.
Without entropy you wouldn't understand suffering, and therefore would not be able to enjoy the opposite of it.
You should let entropy reveal the joy in life, not let entropy force you to spend it suffering.
Get it yet guys?
The only thing that matters: A positive mental attitude.
PMA!
Entropy refers a system not an individual.
Jibartik
03-23-2021, 01:50 PM
Entropy refers a system not an individual.
It refers to the unfettering end of things, thats it.
The end of life.
The end of your individual life.
The end of my life.
The decay of matter and energy.
The passing of time.
It is that everything that comes to an end, and understanding that everything comes to an end, allows you to enjoy the time you have.
If you spend that time thinking about suffering, you are doing the opposite of what entropy is designed to do by the grand creator of the universe.
Entroy reveals the suffering of life, so you can see the joy of life. Not for you to revel in its passing enjoying the suffering by spending your life thinking about it forcing you into a lifetime of suffering.
You can help people, and not suffer at the same time.
Suffering is a product of entroy, just like joy or anger is. Its just one of the many biproducts. Not the mission.
Cassawary
03-23-2021, 01:54 PM
It refers to the unfettering end of things, thats it.
The end of life.
The end of your individual life.
The end of my life.
The decay of matter and energy.
The passing of time.
It is that everything that comes to an end, and understanding that everything comes to an end, allows you to enjoy the time you have.
If you spend that time thinking about suffering, you are doing the opposite of what entropy is designed to do by the grand creator of the universe.
Entroy reveals the suffering of life, so you can see the joy of life. Not for you to revel in its passing enjoying the suffering by spending your life thinking about it forcing you into a lifetime of suffering.
You can help people, and not suffer at the same time.
Suffering is a product of entroy, just like joy or anger is. Its just one of the many biproducts. Not the mission.
18 wrongs don't make a right.
Jibartik
03-23-2021, 01:56 PM
Im trying to give you the meaning of life here. I actually know it's not 42, it's understanding and becoming one with entropy!
You know how many people have been searching for this? I got the cliff notes! :p
HalflingSpergand
03-23-2021, 06:02 PM
Why dont u shove ur PMA UP YOUR ASS
magnetaress
03-23-2021, 06:44 PM
I gave you these life words today if you will accept them.
Kaveh
03-23-2021, 07:36 PM
18 wrongs don't make a right.
Hearty lol
Kaveh
03-23-2021, 07:39 PM
Set yourself on fire when your husband dies, rampant sexism, caste system. Pass.
When iranian and indo-aryan religions split, the concept of angels and demons was reversed for the two. One class of deities became venerable in the iranian pantheon and demons in the Indian, and vice versa
I’m not sure why this happened or even how it’s applicable to this conversation or any other, but it’s one of those eccentricities of history that fascinates me
For my part, I’d definitely choose Zoroastrianism. Huge emphasis on the truth and purity of the earth, dwelling, plus Mithra (Mitra) worship is kind of bad ass. War/sun god
Kaveh
03-23-2021, 07:40 PM
Pokesan had the best posts in this thread. Halfling sperg #2
Baler
03-23-2021, 07:58 PM
The netcode we use for online video games is based on the same net code we've been using for ~20 years.
It's not until everyone is on high speed internet that a better netcode can be produced. And I already know someone is going to call bs on this but that doesn't make it false.
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