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RecondoJoe
04-03-2021, 07:09 PM
It was like the time was happening in slow motion as I saw their body go flying through the air, their legs scrambling backwards to try and stop them, but the momentum was too great, I knew they were going down, and I watched closely as their head bounced off the side-walk, cocking their neck sideways sharply.

I was scared this entire time that they wouldn't get up, but I really think they have so much drugs in their system that a blow that otherwise would have put them in the ICU, went completely unnoticed.

Phew that was scary AF, but my hand was forced. I then confiscated their phone because I know their crack-head ass is too stupid and dysfunctional to ever retrieve data off the cloud (if that's even possible with this burner phone).

Which is what started this entire altercation, them pointing their phone at me and telling me I was being filmed. I went to grab it from them and they swung at me and almost hit me on the jaw and I went berserk.

I'm still shaking from the adrenaline. If this hadn't been in broad daylight I would have savagely beaten them.

GRMurphy
04-03-2021, 07:10 PM
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04-03-2021, 07:57 PM
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Baler
04-03-2021, 07:59 PM
It's a good thing you're no longer scrawny.

Are your hands registered as lethal weapons?

RecondoJoe
04-03-2021, 08:13 PM
It's a good thing you're no longer scrawny.

Are your hands registered as lethal weapons?

yup it sucks too because my concealed weapons permit ran out, so i havent been able to wear gloves or put my hands in my pockets for months and its been brutally cold this season :(

Baler
04-03-2021, 08:15 PM
you should update your signature.
Instagram Model | Former Green Beret / Navy Seal
POAG | Professional Tree Climber | 50 SHM / 50 SHD / 50 CLR / 50 BRD
Associate’s Degree in EMS | Level 120 Goblin Rogue | Ultimate Alpha Male

a real ultimate alpha instagream model would have level 60 shm/shd/clr&brd, plus max level on WoW is 60 now, not 120.

Snortles Chortles
04-03-2021, 08:21 PM
falling for Forum larp
(LOL)

RecondoJoe
04-03-2021, 08:22 PM
you should update your signature.


a real ultimate alpha instagream model would have level 60 shm/shd/clr&brd, plus max level on WoW is 60 now, not 120.

its too hard to update it fam

Baler
04-03-2021, 08:23 PM
falling for Forum larp
(LOL)

sometimes it's fun to entertain people.

Baler
04-03-2021, 08:27 PM
its too hard to update it fam

Yeah what a drag, so anyways. Why was this person trying to film you on their burner phone?

RecondoJoe
04-03-2021, 08:34 PM
Yeah what a drag, so anyways. Why was this person trying to film you on their burner phone?

because i punched them in the face a few minutes bfore that, and they started following me around screaming that im being recorded and they going to call the cops (while calling me a snitch lol)

like who the fuck threatening to call the cops while calling other people snitches

Baler
04-03-2021, 08:37 PM
did it play out like this?
https://i.imgur.com/ozQIRyq.gif

RecondoJoe
04-03-2021, 08:39 PM
did it play out like this?
https://i.imgur.com/ozQIRyq.gif

it wasn't that sick, i didnt really have an arm hook, was more like a neck crank that quickly turned into a hip toss once i felt how flimsy this person was (this person weighs like 120 pounds)