Post your BMI

[Cecily]

I think people ignore what's said because A: lack of narrative structure or B: they've previously decided they don't like the poster. Like for example, I completely ignored what you said because I didn't feel like processing jigsaw rhetoric but Byue was being mean to you so I jumped on his shit anyways.

Free speech is great. That pro-ana elf is right about those forums being good sources of support for sick people like J, who should probably post there instead.

[Cecily]

I'm 5'10" and I think according to doctors I'm supposed to weigh 150 pounds? In the ARMY my weight fluctuated between 165-175 pounds, so when I got out of the ARMY and was finally able to relax my diet I ended up getting up to 195 pounds. I felt so fat because I had never weighed this much before, but people I would meet would still describe me as being the "super skinny" guy which caught me off guard because I felt so fat.

Years later I don't have body dysmorphia anymore, and I can genuinely say that I do not like to weigh less than 205 pounds. Not all men who are 5'10" are built the same. I have a 48 inch chest, and 20 inch arms naturally. I'm built more like the heavy weight fighters you see in the UFC who are of similar height. This idea that the only factor that should determine weight is height is ridiculous.

It makes a huge difference when I'm working manual labor. When I drop below 190 pounds, the chainsaw suddenly feels heavy, and I need to ask other men to help me pull a rope. When I am over 200+ pounds I pull a rope so hard that the men who are trying to help me fall over due to sheer amount of force I'm able to generate. I know which weight I prefer to be. I have random people always comment on how buff I am too. When you're lean you could be completely ripped, but unless you're walking around shirtless people just assume you are scrawny. When you're heavy and have muscle mass - people notice it from a mile away.

I remember being in the ARMY and having a little bit of a beer tummy and having to write this black kid up for being fat. He took his shirt off so I could measure his waist and he had an 8-pack of abs. It felt so surreal that he was considered grossly overweight by BMI standards. I think women get hit the hardest by these standards too.

When I went to MEPS to enlist, there was a female who was interested in joining as well. I can honestly say she was a 10/10 and looked like a Playboy bunny. The type of hot you don't see every day for sure. She failed the weight test for being obese due to her large breasts and curves... despite having a tiny waist.

BMI is simply a bad tool for individuals. This was made really clear in my health class 10 years ago, so people know this... They just don't care. If you apply a population tool to everyone it becomes a population tool. Just have to penalize the outliers as unhealthy so your data works. Institutions can't function with critical thinking about why exceptions happen.

[RecondoJoe]

BMI is simply a bad tool for individuals. This was made really clear in my health class 10 years ago, so people know this... They just don't care. If you apply a population tool to everyone it becomes a population tool. Just have to penalize the outliers as unhealthy so your data works. Institutions can't function with critical thinking about why exceptions happen.

I remember someone telling me that I should take measurements before I started a serious diet and workout regimen to lose weight. I did it, but I also weighed myself. I didn't think much of it.. I worked out super hard for like 4 weeks.. and when I weighed myself I had gained 10 pounds. I felt so upset and angry, and started having those thoughts run through my head about how much I hate people who have fast metabolisms because I had barely been eating, and had gone running every single night... then I remembered to measure my inches.. and I realized that I had lost 6 inches on my waist, literally... after that I've never put much emphasis on weight scales.

[starkind]

Sniper training is a reliable way to reduce ur body mass index.

I think people ignore what's said because A: lack of narrative structure or B: they've previously decided they don't like the poster. Like for example, I completely ignored what you said because I didn't feel like processing jigsaw rhetoric but Byue was being mean to you so I jumped on his shit anyways.

Free speech is great. That pro-ana elf is right about those forums being good sources of support for sick people like J, who should probably post there instead.

you probably have cool and normal friends irl, but i dont consider anyone here my enemy, most of u i would sit nexto on the bus or not be upset if u sat nexto me, even if u were spouting crazy propoganda about how the state is gonna liberate me and buy me a tesla and elf ears

even byue who fustrates me and upsets me a lot

i don't expect ppl to 'read and process' my garble because it is garbled and mangled, but like don't throw ur pennies in my face if u want to give me some, i'd prefer no pennies at all than getting pelted with them by angry schoolchildren just learning (freshly indoctrinated) about communism

the goal in life is elf ear jewlery like that lady has, she's a badass /pras 2 her, i bet she paid for them by selling books and not begging and getting scraps from the state

i doubt she wakes up in the morning and sees herself as a victim or at the mercy of the state and she's willing to speak up and say whatever the fuck she needs to to help her friends

licensed state approved and sanctioned and paid for therapy incoming in 30 mins so i will be busy and not spam replying, ttl (tbh these guys are great, they arent baadddd) (the goverment is tho) (and alone these guys are just as helpless to fix me as me, unless i want to fix myself) (they are even more clueless than u guys are about my circumstances)

[Cecily]

I remember someone telling me that I should take measurements before I started a serious diet and workout regimen to lose weight. I did it, but I also weighed myself. I didn't think much of it.. I worked out super hard for like 4 weeks.. and when I weighed myself I had gained 10 pounds. I felt so upset and angry, and started having those thoughts run through my head about how much I hate people who have fast metabolisms because I had barely been eating, and had gone running every single night... then I remembered to measure my inches.. and I realized that I had lost 6 inches on my waist, literally... after that I've never put much emphasis on weight scales.

Yep. One data point isn't going to tell you anything about what's going on with your body. Weight means a lot of things and it's meaningless not put into context with trended data and other factors considered. Something that stands out to me is that you put yourself through quite a bit of intensive cardio in a short period of time. So I learned a couple years ago that your body holds on to water to protect your muscles when you suddenly increase activity. I've read about people miraculously losing weight they couldn't get rid of after their activity level drops.

Are you weighing yourself first thing in the morning right after you pee? No? Do that. How nurses do it in the hospital. Weighing yourself at any other point isn't going to give meaningful information, not that weight alone is useful at all!

[starkind]

the only way to increase muscle mass is to build muscle

running sometimes increases endurance and mitochondrial efficiency but can lead to actually reduced muscle mass

think about it

imo its ok to be anorexic if ur suffering from a chronic illness that won't let u build muscle, better to be skinny and sick than 300lb and sick

[RecondoJoe]

Sniper training is a reliable way to reduce ur body mass index.

If I were going to seriously consider being a sniper in 2021 I would literally try to lose about 50 pounds. I'm too old to do something like that now regardless of my fitness levels... you know how when you're young... you don't have a care in the world and will do dangerous stuff without serious fear of the consequences.... and then when you get older you're worried about walking on ice or being out in the sun too long... yeah.. I'm the latter now...

the only way to increase muscle mass is to build muscle

running sometimes increases endurance and mitochondrial efficiency but can lead to actually reduced muscle mass

think about it

imo its ok to be anorexic if ur suffering from a chronic illness that won't let u build muscle, better to be skinny and sick than 300lb and sick

yup, this is why a lot of body builders WALK for their cardio. I like running though, it's one of my only healthy hobbies really. But it's also terrible for your joints, spine, and can hurt your gains.

[Cecily]

I actually wanna run to lose muscle fwiw.

[RecondoJoe]

I actually wanna run to lose muscle fwiw.

IDK what your financial situation is like but when I got my first stimulus check.. I bought an electric bicycle. It's a great workout tool that is better on your joints. You think electric bicycle.. would be too easy right? Well, you still use quite a bit of cardio and muscles to power it. The difference between an electric bicycle is that you can pedal up hills that would otherwise be impossible for most riders to travel up, and instead of going on a 5-10 mile bike ride, you can go on a 25-30 mile bike ride in the same amount of time. When you get off the bicycle you still feel like you been pedaling for the last few hours because you have... you just getting a lot more UMPH out of the pedaling you are doing and are able to go a lot more places on the bicycle... you can also turn the electric feature off and just pedal and then turn it back on when you get tired... I do this to conserve battery power, especially going down hills..

it's been a lot of fun... the 3 people I have let try riding on it have all tried to buy it off me ...

[starkind]

bikes are geat, really feel good on joints and u will still be able to sprint when you need/want to easily improve ur sprints by training on a bike if u want

take it from an obsolete ex military drone who had to bike after an accident, shaved 2 mins off my runtime

well here's my alarm, post again at 1:30pm maybe

[RecondoJoe]

bikes are geat, really feel good on joints and u will still be able to sprint when you need/want to easily improve ur sprints by training on a bike if u want

take it from an obsolete ex military drone who had to bike after an accident, shaved 2 mins off my runtime

well here's my alarm, post again at 1:30pm maybe

I always felt like bicycles actually build my leg muscles up.. like your thighs feel so tense when you get done.. I never really get that same feeling from running..

[strongNpretty]

Marathon runners legs vs cyclists legs will tell you all you need to know..

[unsunghero]

Marathon runners legs vs cyclists legs will tell you all you need to know..

Yup this is a no-brainer

Generally for running, the further you stretch the distance, the skinnier the elite athletes become

If you want to see the strongest and most muscular runners, look at the shortest possible distance sprints. There you will see mostly jacked (upper and lower body) runners with muscular legs

I used to do half marathons with a 7:40 av min/mile, but since getting into lifting and putting on upper body weight (which becomes DEAD useless weight for distance running), I’ve had to shorten my distance to 5k’s. And my performance has dropped. While I used to be able to do a 20min 5k, the last competitive one I did last November was only 23 min 40ish second finish time. So a noticeable decrease. And I love running, but try as I might, I can’t seem to get much beyond this current performance level

[unsunghero]

the only way to increase muscle mass is to build muscle

running sometimes increases endurance and mitochondrial efficiency but can lead to actually reduced muscle mass

think about it

imo its ok to be anorexic if ur suffering from a chronic illness that won't let u build muscle, better to be skinny and sick than 300lb and sick

This has been hotly debated in the fitness community but generally proven as not true

There are two kinds of cardio, including for running: high intensity and steady state. Steady state means running at a pace which is usually around 60% or so of someone’s max pace. And high intensity means running at a max pace, then taking a break, then repeat

As long as someone is taking in enough EXTRA calories to compensate for those burned in steady state cardio, even distance running (within a reasonable distance), there should be no loss of muscle. I have been able to make steady progress on leg muscle size while still running 3 miles at a time, 4 times per week

This is not true for HIT cardio however. Due to the high demands on the body, this type can and WILL directly impede muscle growth done via lifting, even with enough calories to compensate the expenditure, due the the extra tearing being done to muscle fibers. But for elite sprinters that only do sprints as their source of exercise, or else space out leg strength exercise appropriately, they can still develop their leg muscles well

[starkind]

And yeah HIT or sprints are good ways to actually gain muscle. I'm just saying people go so far to the point where they need to break down protien to keep going. And ur body will often consume protien before it tries to switch over consuming its fat stores, unless you are already consuming your fat stores. So carb loading can be bad.


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I want an implant in my brain (to basically control me like a robot) and body (to give adrenaline) that just lets me shut down into an unconscious state than the United States Government can turn my body into a living missile and I will run to the enemies of the state and karate chop them at inhumane speeds.

Then my body could be usefull to my fellow Americans.

[Patriam1066]

You need greater aspirations. We already have Canadians for cannon fodder

[unsunghero]

And yeah HIT or sprints are good ways to actually gain muscle. I'm just saying people go so far to the point where they need to break down protien to keep going. And ur body will often consume protien before it tries to switch over consuming its fat stores, unless you are already consuming your fat stores. So carb loading can be bad.


Hmmm, that I don’t know enough about either way. I know I personally only carb loaded before a timed competitive race, like a half marathon. I researched it first, and found out the serious competitors start doing it 2 days before their race, then the day before, but not on race day. Usually like full plates of rice, the goal is to become completely waterlogged, water-retentent, because that stored water in the cells somehow gets converted to replace lost glycogen. I never bothered to carb load before any regular exercise run though

Race day I would do a mix of sativa edible weed (which I always do when working out because it increases focus, and makes me enjoy my music more), 2 scoops pre-workout powder (for that super crank), and then I would beg a single Vicodin, oxy, or Percocet pill from a relative who had them leftover from surgery. I’d only do one of these pills on race day. These almost completely shut off the burning feeling of lactic acid

I’m not being drug tested, so why not? Lol. I don’t recommend doing something like that for a regular run, easy way to become addicted to opioids

[Toxigen]

Hmmm, that I don’t know enough about either way. I know I personally only carb loaded before a timed competitive race, like a half marathon. I researched it first, and found out the serious competitors start doing it 2 days before their race, then the day before, but not on race day. Usually like full plates of rice, the goal is to become completely waterlogged, water-retentent, because that stored water in the cells somehow gets converted to replace lost glycogen. I never bothered to carb load before any regular exercise run though

Race day I would do a mix of sativa edible weed (which I always do when working out because it increases focus, and makes me enjoy my music more), 2 scoops pre-workout powder (for that super crank), and then I would beg a single Vicodin, oxy, or Percocet pill from a relative who had them leftover from surgery. I’d only do one of these pills on race day. These almost completely shut off the burning feeling of lactic acid

I’m not being drug tested, so why not? Lol. I don’t recommend doing something like that for a regular run, easy way to become addicted to opioids

all that...for a half marathon?

*whistle*

[starkind]

You need greater aspirations. We already have Canadians for cannon fodder

I died as a small child this is me screaming an echo, a spirit wailing in the void. I'm sorry I failed you and your country.

[Byue]

I don't care much for marathons.

Sure, Kipchoge can run 42km in 2 hours 1 minute and this is impressive but have you ever heard of fast walkers WALKING 50miles in 3 hours 30 minutes?

I fucking love fast walking.

[unsunghero]

all that...for a half marathon?

*whistle*

Play to win, yo!

Was within top 10% for my age group (men 30-35) though! Still not good enough to qualify for Boston I don’t think. And I dunno if Boston even does a half, although they might

Actually misremembered, was a bit faster than what I originally mentioned

[unsunghero]

I don't care much for marathons.

Sure, Kipchoge can run 42km in 2 hours 1 minute and this is impressive but have you ever heard of fast walkers WALKING 50miles in 3 hours 30 minutes?

I fucking love fast walking.

There actually are fast walking races. I always picture that everyone has to act like they are at a pool or water park with a lifeguard saying “hey, no running!” And everyone is fast walking just below running speed lol

Edit: or fast walking is what we used to do during laser tag when the staff said “no running” down the darkened hallways

[Byue]

it's an olympic event.
I joined a fast walker crew.

For the first time in my life i feel like i am slow.
haha no running!
I'M WALING OVER HERE

[RecondoJoe]

i dont like to brag but walking fast is one of the only things im superb at... i can run 6 miles a day, and still get out ran by people who dont even run..

but i think where i was a fat kid who weighed like 300 pounds when i dropped down to 160 and picked up a ruck sack that weighed 60 pounds, my body was so used to carrying extra weight that it didnt even phase me. During SFAS I finished like 3 hours before anyone else. I remember how surreal it felt when I'm waiting at the finish line expecting people to be like 20-30 minutes behind me.

[Byue]

jesus fuck you are a trooper, loosing all that weight and turning to sports and pushing yourself.

[unsunghero]

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[GinnasP99]

Uqmc1jgE_OY

[unsunghero]

.,..

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/MD5QdgE.jpg

[unsunghero]

An old favorite of mine

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UdOcA55zmVk

[imperiouskitten]

lmfao

delusional

not really, I mean I know I score in a top percentile for trans ladies. So the distance between my perception and yours is about exactly the size of your mad that I'm way out your league. I've been catcalled, harassed by photographers at every bar or concert, etc since i was a kid, got millionaire fans who support my lifestyle to date, been to foreign countries on my looks in years past. i've always been lithe and gorgeous sry and there's tons of concordant evidence.

one time a group of high school girls basically mauled me when I was walking around my elite university, they all demanded a hug from me. when i was 22 (andro gothninja femboy mode). i look alot better than i did then now lol.

I think ppl who try to doink me on my looks don't understand that i'm not transitioning into cute. There's no chink in the armor here. I've lived like this (remarkably slender, hot & welldressed) since I was about 17. as soon as I grew long hair all my "bros" started falling in love with me, i got solicited by an older woman for a weird art model relationship, etc. The joys of being born tall, smart (therefore skinny), & strawberry blonde to two very good-looking parents. Bigger boobs than Cecily, who weighs over 205lb, at 140lbs (I take Estrogen tho and have female breasts, not just misrepresent my fatman titties 🤮 ) too which was a nice late bonus.

Truth is my looks have gotten me everywhere in life and yall should mock me for being a bimbo or housewife instead :p I'll let you know if my standard of living ever drops below upper middle class / whether I ever have to work again, tho. That's a fair enough test of how charming I am, no? :)

[Pulgasari]

not really, I mean I know I score in a top percentile for trans ladies. So the distance between my perception and yours is about exactly the size of your mad that I'm way out your league. I've been catcalled, harassed by photographers at every bar or concert, etc since i was a kid, got millionaire fans who support my lifestyle to date, been to foreign countries on my looks in years past. i've always been lithe and gorgeous sry and there's tons of concordant evidence.

one time a group of high school girls basically mauled me when I was walking around my elite university, they all demanded a hug from me. when i was 22 (andro gothninja femboy mode). i look alot better than i did then now lol.

I think ppl who try to doink me on my looks don't understand that i'm not transitioning into cute. There's no chink in the armor here. I've lived like this (remarkably slender, hot & welldressed) since I was about 17. as soon as I grew long hair all my "bros" started falling in love with me, i got solicited by an older woman for a weird art model relationship, etc. The joys of being born tall, smart (therefore skinny), & strawberry blonde to two very good-looking parents. Bigger boobs than Cecily, who weighs over 205lb, at 140lbs (I take Estrogen tho, not just RPing) too which was a nice late bonus.

Truth is my looks have gotten me everywhere in life and yall should mock me for being a bimbo or housewife instead :p I'll let you know if my standard of living ever drops below upper middle class / whether I ever have to work again, tho. That's a fair enough test of how charming I am, no? :)

can i say beard? i'm asking, not saying it. so can i?

[imperiouskitten]

just say it i'll facepalm after

[Pulgasari]

no too chicken

[imperiouskitten]

aw cmon

u can post it under academic license now, i just wanna know

[Pulgasari]

juris has a very nice beard

[imperiouskitten]

juris has a very nice beard

i get the joke but if u understood how brilliantly he manages the emotions of women this would hit different. girls love and trust him so quickly, he is soooooo alpha with them. best i've ever seen. like i've said i saw him make a young lady cum in literally 3 seconds of physical contact. if we were differently motivated people we would be chewing thru this local university student body.

he is the best male ever and also much much str8er than joe rogan, with a strong instinct to provide & protect, so i am glad u respect his face. he deserves all respect & reverence.

PS thank you for the compliment.

[Patriam1066]

He’s great with women, hence why he’s now with a lanky dude

My generation did a number on you young folks, and for that I sincerely apologize. I wish I could’ve been there to beat those of you without fathers and a church home. Things would’ve been different

SAD BIGLY

[Patriam1066]

,,

Planks don’t do shit

[unsunghero]

,,,,

[Cecily]

He’s great with women, hence why he’s now with a lanky dude

My generation did a number on you young folks, and for that I sincerely apologize. I wish I could’ve been there to beat those of you without fathers and a church home. Things would’ve been different

SAD BIGLY
I wish. LMK if you wanna adopt.

[imperiouskitten]

why would patriam even write that lol

he must be real mad about his hispanyolo grandkids

[Toxigen]

not really, I mean I know I score in a top percentile for trans ladies. So the distance between my perception and yours is about exactly the size of your mad that I'm way out your league. I've been catcalled, harassed by photographers at every bar or concert, etc since i was a kid, got millionaire fans who support my lifestyle to date, been to foreign countries on my looks in years past. i've always been lithe and gorgeous sry and there's tons of concordant evidence.

one time a group of high school girls basically mauled me when I was walking around my elite university, they all demanded a hug from me. when i was 22 (andro gothninja femboy mode). i look alot better than i did then now lol.

I think ppl who try to doink me on my looks don't understand that i'm not transitioning into cute. There's no chink in the armor here. I've lived like this (remarkably slender, hot & welldressed) since I was about 17. as soon as I grew long hair all my "bros" started falling in love with me, i got solicited by an older woman for a weird art model relationship, etc. The joys of being born tall, smart (therefore skinny), & strawberry blonde to two very good-looking parents. Bigger boobs than Cecily, who weighs over 205lb, at 140lbs (I take Estrogen tho and have female breasts, not just misrepresent my fatman titties 🤮 ) too which was a nice late bonus.

Truth is my looks have gotten me everywhere in life and yall should mock me for being a bimbo or housewife instead :p I'll let you know if my standard of living ever drops below upper middle class / whether I ever have to work again, tho. That's a fair enough test of how charming I am, no? :)

all of these words yet you post a RL pic from a piece of shit car with your beta husband

lmao

[imperiouskitten]

we dont really drive much bro idk what you want me to say. i retired young. under 30 and not an ostentatious type. car reliable, very low priority, husband hot (alpha).

also the post is about my looks and you dont even try to assail my looks except to say my husband has a beautiful twunky side you misinterpret as "beta", being a hog. Except he's also taller than you while being that pretty lol :)

i am never going to apologize to you for driving a 1996 civic with 40k miles on it. it's baller

[imperiouskitten]

also post a pic toxigen :)

[strongNpretty]

Fo'real, post that photo Toxigen...

[GinnasP99]

I'm still kinda fat, but this is me today
https://imgur.com/m9CmAnc.jpg

This was me about 10 months ago, I actually started my fitness journey like 6 months before this (so I was even fatter than this, I'm sure you can imagine how much of a blob I was)
https://imgur.com/2BwwsSS.jpg

Definite improvement, but I've got a ways to go before I'd consider myself "in good shape"

[unsunghero]

I'm still kinda fat, but this is me today
https://imgur.com/m9CmAnc.jpg

This was me about 10 months ago, I actually started my fitness journey like 6 months before this (so I was even fatter than this, I'm sure you can imagine how much of a blob I was)
https://imgur.com/2BwwsSS.jpg

Definite improvement, but I've got a ways to go before I'd consider myself "in good shape"

Very noticeable fat loss, WTG!

[strongNpretty]

Lookin good dude!!! And you have added +10 to tan! Nicely done.

[GinnasP99]

Thanks guys, have a good day

[Gustoo]

i am never going to apologize to you for driving a 1996 civic with 40k miles on it. it's baller

New car shaming is ultra disgusting trick from the car industry. Its really easy to get a car loan that allows you to spend 40,000 dollars over the next 72 months for no purpose other than to look like you have more money than people with cheaper cars. Its gross and its not good for the environment.

a 1996 honda with 40k miles is elite low probably worth like 6-8000 dollars if its a stick shift no joke possibly more they're classics for kids these days now. But besides that they're one of the most reliable easy to service best cars ever made so...good call.

All other forms of shaming are fine, but car shaming I really can't stand for.

and JK shaming dumb.

[unsunghero]

,,,

[unsunghero]

,,,

[GinnasP99]

I'm still kinda fat, but this is me today
https://imgur.com/m9CmAnc.jpg

This was me about 10 months ago, I actually started my fitness journey like 6 months before this (so I was even fatter than this, I'm sure you can imagine how much of a blob I was)
https://imgur.com/2BwwsSS.jpg

Definite improvement, but I've got a ways to go before I'd consider myself "in good shape"

C'mon elf pals, lets see your bodies

[unsunghero]

David Goggins is one of my idols. Skip to 2:30 to hear more about him

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gT_1X2hvA8A

[unsunghero]

Billy is a little on the loud side and puts a lot of theology in his messages, but he can be one heck of a hype man sometimes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iiByqenA9tE

[starkind]

Billy is a little on the loud side and puts a lot of theology in his messages, but he can be one heck of a hype man sometimes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iiByqenA9tE

lol i would have ate this ngl for lunch when i was 15 ;p :eek: :cool:

he's almost 'right'

[unsunghero]

lol i would have ate this ngl for lunch when i was 15 ;p :eek: :cool:

he's almost 'right'

I still like it at age 37, it’s never too late to change/improve one’s life

Although the picture didn’t age well. Conor McGregor lost to Dustin Poirier in fairly spectacular fashion in his last fight and now isn’t even a current contented for the belt. Many say he is a shadow of what he once was. Although I believe he can come back

[starkind]

I still like it at age 37, it’s never too late to change/improve one’s life

Although the picture didn’t age well. Conor McGregor lost to Dustin Poirier in fairly spectacular fashion in his last fight and now isn’t even a current contented for the belt. Many say he is a shadow of what he once was. Although I believe he can come back

What he says is absolutely true until a bigger gang of fish comes along and kicks your teeth in. Cooperation is absolutely essential and you are only as strong as your weakest, and we don't live alone in the woods, and most of you would get eaten by a bear, cougar, or wolves if you tried.

That said, excuses are bullshit. Facts are real however, and you must learn to accept them, as well as the fact that you will never control the bullshit other people believe in.

[GinnasP99]

Still waiting on our politically obsessed elves to post pics, can't imagine why they won't

[starkind]

Still waiting on our politically obsessed elves to post pics, can't imagine why they won't

I did. From my toilet. Yall have permission to repost it if you saved it.

[GinnasP99]

I was referring to senior slobber

[Cen]

So I have a funny picture from one of these naked races i've done. They give you a bib for some reason, even though they write your number on your leg for timing. I made good use of the bib for a picture ;p Lot of skin shown here so I wont embed it ;D

https://i.imgur.com/fjaIUz1.jpg

My BMI is pretty high. I feel like if you stick with a nice program that does 5 lifts, and keep yourself moving just a little bit you can keep yourself a little less lean and be fine.

[Gravydoo II]

So I have a funny picture from one of these naked races i've done. They give you a bib for some reason, even though they write your number on your leg for timing. I made good use of the bib for a picture ;p Lot of skin shown here so I wont embed it ;D

https://i.imgur.com/fjaIUz1.jpg

My BMI is pretty high. I feel like if you stick with a nice program that does 5 lifts, and keep yourself moving just a little bit you can keep yourself a little less lean and be fine.

My man that is fucking hilarious. This guy, right here, might be the coolest dude on the forum. You got my vote.

[GinnasP99]

7xTsPjxsOXc

[imperiouskitten]

Still waiting on our politically obsessed elves to post pics, can't imagine why they won't

you won't find many fat atheists in online selfy foxholes that's for sure

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/HzBJ4qC.jpg

[Cen]

https://i.imgur.com/HzBJ4qC.jpg

Hehehehe somatotypes, shelved with alchemy, geocentrism, astrology, and chiropractic

[starkind]

Modern medicine is insane.

[Gravydoo II]

People actually believe chiropractors "help" them. lol

[starkind]

People actually believe chiropractors "help" them. lol

People like being touched.

[Gravydoo II]

Thanks :p if you want the real NSFW version tho it's and a little more hilarious.

I appreciate it, but I'm good on the man meats. Dont get yourself banned posting pp pics. lol

Start a frikken onlyfans. Get paid for that.

[Cen]

People like being touched.

It's like cracking your knuckles. Does it feel good for that moment? Kind of. It doesn't really do anything tho.

[Gravydoo II]

People like being touched.

Tell it. Imagine going to your mechanic and he says

"welp.. I cant "fix" it. What I can do is this. We're gonna work your suspension, make it travel around. Gonna compress all the shocks and articulate the wheels til they bottom out or run out of travel. Then we're gonna turn the steering wheel back and forth, a lot. Even though the shock is broken, leaking, and collapsed, we wont replace or repair it. We're gonna put these straps on the front and back of the frame, then pull really hard til we hear some clicks. Then we're gonna get out a power hammer, beat on the shock and shock mount. Then you can come back in a month and we'll do it again. "

Starkind im having flashbacks of this gay dude i knew in the navy. He used to go to the doctor all the time to get felt up. He told me one day in line "just get me in there, feel me up already!" and it was kind of a joke til people noticed he was there once a week. Once he found out this handsome commander was a dentist, he started having tooth problems. LOL Shit was hilarious. That poor doctor didnt know this dude just wanted some touch lolol

[starkind]

The only reason I won't let Cen touch me is that I'm gross and don't deserve it. :o

[Cen]

Now I want to do it more.

[Cecily]

So you don't think the body's alignment has anything to do with its function?

[Cen]

So you don't think the body's alignment has anything to do with its function?

So that question isn't technicially a loaded question, but the problem is that phrasing has multiple equivocations and your going to change it. "Allignment of the body" is a phrase used more for the psudeosciences.

Just because chiropractic isn't a science and someone makes that statement doesn't mean they are asserting any other type of claims. Likewise if someone disagrees with me on an issue im not going to say "so you don't think drinking water every day is part of a healthy diet?"

[starkind]

So you don't think the body's alignment has anything to do with its function?

I think you can realign a spine as much as you want but if someone continues to sit in a chair for 9 hrs a day stoned and hyperfixated on their coding and data entry, then proceeds to lift their 120lbs of backup hardrives and lawnmower on the weekend with their back and walk hunched over their shopping carts in malnutrition and exhaustion, what, is, kinda, the point?

[Pulgasari]

It's like cracking your knuckles. Does it feel good for that moment? Kind of. It doesn't really do anything tho.

That does feel good. It's like paying a lady to make you feel good.

[starkind]

Now I want to do it more.

By the way I wanted to say thanks for being nice to me anyway :)

[imperiouskitten]

Cen is just a beast, a nude beast streaking thru the board

1 of a proud few

[Cecily]

So that question isn't technicially a loaded question, but the problem is that phrasing has multiple equivocations and your going to change it. "Allignment of the body" is a phrase used more for the psudeosciences.

Just because chiropractic isn't a science and someone makes that statement doesn't mean they are asserting any other type of claims. Likewise if someone disagrees with me on an issue im not going to say "so you don't think drinking water every day is part of a healthy diet?"
No, actually, I'm gonna leave it exactly as it is since it's intended to be a loaded question since I disagree with your authoritative-sounding dismissal of an entire discipline. Form follows function. A problem in form leads to dysfunction. That's basic anatomy and physiology, a science which chiropractors happen to be musculoskeletal experts in.

[Gravydoo II]

Translation, ive paid a chiro like 10k.

[Cecily]

Naw. I don't have any money. It's kinda obvious there's benefit if you bother to think about it.

I moved my body in this direction so long it caused me problems. Maybe if you slowly push it back the other way it'd get better. What part of that is hard for you?

[Cen]

No, actually, I'm gonna leave it exactly as it is since it's intended to be a loaded question since I disagree with your authoritative-sounding dismissal of an entire discipline. Form follows function. A problem in form leads to dysfunction. That's basic anatomy and physiology, a science which chiropractors happen to be musculoskeletal experts in.

Now come on hang on a second.
I'm not an authority on very much.

I mentioned the problem with equivocations though. Sounds to me like we just agree.

Form follows function, I don't know what that means but it sounds good to me. A problem in form causes dysfunction. Sounds good too. Is that basic anatomy? I have no clue but sounds good to me. Are chiros an "expert"? In some equivocations that word sounds right.

So it sounds like we've been in agreement the whole time! :)


But have we?

[Patriam1066]

Chiropractors and physical therapists are quacks. Only God can heal you

[Cecily]

Actually, today I'm going to practice letting people be wrong on the Internet and being okay with it. Not that I think you're entirely wrong. Still, I feel like there's definite potential for therapies involving that field, particularly with fascia. Needs ALOT more research.

[Cen]

I mean I don't know anything about all that but..

I still don't think I've heard anyone admit they asked a loaded question, and think they are winning an argument about a topic. That's weird. Your supposed to explain why it's not, not tell me you are being an underhanded villainous deceiver bent on conversational domination!

[Cen]

Look someone call me if you want me to take my pants off it's all I'm good for :)

[Cecily]

I mean I don't know anything about all that but..

I still don't think I've heard anyone admit they asked a loaded question, and think they are winning an argument about a topic. That's weird. Your supposed to explain why it's not, not tell me you are being an underhanded villainous deceiver bent on conversational domination!
I am an underhanded villainous deceiver bent on conversation domination.

[Mead]

who won?

[fortior]

expected fatties being mad, got some bullshit about chiropractors

[hobart]

Chiropractors and physical therapists are quacks. Only God can heal you

The "science" behind chiropractics is quackery. Does it help some people? Maybe. Do some people think it helps them? More likely.

I'll put mental health professionals to this list too. I think there's science behind it, but I think the profession attracts weirdos in the same way the catholic church attracts pedos.

[imperiouskitten]

Chiropractors and physical therapists are quacks. Only God can heal you

Believe it or not, despite radical surgeries it was ultimately physical therapy that recovered both of my hands. It was having Juris massage / floss / stretch my nerves very carefully by hand that suddenly fixed me, years after my last surgery. External manipulation and physical therapy is V. important.

That said, the physical therapists I was provided by the medical system didn't explore massage as an option hardly at all. It was all strengthening exercises, which was not enough. so yes, they are quacks, but you'll still need a strong lad to rub you down.

expected fatties being mad, got some bullshit about chiropractors

dont be disappointed; I promise you Cecily is a fatty who is mad. Look into her post history; frightening person as far as slow moving lardos go (obsessed w/ me)

[Cecily]

Wonder if you had a fascia problem instead of a nerve problem. Connective tissue, how does it work? Glad you're not hurting, physically, anymore.

[Pulgasari]

Chiropracty has benefits, even if they're not structural or medicinal.

Get touched noobs

[imperiouskitten]

it's pretty good foreplay to turn the arms totally numb (in a very relieving way) with some vulcan level nerve manipulation too, let me tell you.

Pain is mostly gone, my fine motor control is definitely reduced from where it used to be however. The nerve is weird and gives bad sensory input, for instance it feels like the top of my hand is below the bottom of my hand, a very queer feeling. In all honesty I am pretty much stuck in silver hell on csgo and a lot of it is to blame on hitting the limits of my motor controlz, finding my arms/hands stiff that day etc. And the flossing / de-sticking seems to need regular upkeep. But that's not to paint a dark picture, I'm still dropping 50 bombs and attracting hackuzations I just got new consistency issuez to do with my thing.

So that's my status, I'm still kind of a crip but it's okay. I recommend getting touched

[Pulgasari]

it's pretty good foreplay to turn the arms totally numb (in a very relieving way) with some vulcan level nerve manipulation too, let me tell you.

Pain is mostly gone, my fine motor control is definitely reduced from where it used to be however. The nerve is weird and gives bad sensory input, for instance it feels like the top of my hand is below the bottom of my hand, a very queer feeling. In all honesty I am pretty much stuck in silver hell on csgo and a lot of it is to blame on hitting the limits of my motor controlz, finding my arms/hands stiff that day etc. And the flossing / de-sticking seems to need regular upkeep. But that's not to paint a dark picture, I'm still dropping 50 bombs and attracting hackuzations I just got new consistency issuez to do with my thing.

So that's my status, I'm still kind of a crip but it's okay. I recommend getting touched

Pon farr or Plak tow? :p

[imperiouskitten]

Pon farr or Plak tow? :p

yes

[imperiouskitten]

hey guys i am just checking in, because i have been losing weight lately even though i'd rather not, lol. the world just feels cleaner without ice cream n stuff drippin in behind my eyballs. I want to ask the obese and borderline "clinically" healthies, have you never felt a body load / sense of illness or slowness from eating lots of rich food?

extra, news for the fans. i Just had sex and it was really good. it seems that i have achieved regular contact with the HFO now, or maybe u'd say it's juris who has :p my skin has been rly good lately too so it's just going really well " health and wellness" wise, lot of confidence. Happy :)

[starkind]

Ice-cream retarded me.

But it's pretty good.

Idk.

Like I think if you only eat free range organic kosher were the animals never saw a steel cage or hypodermic needle. Where the soy protien isolate wasn't doused in pesticides, idk.

It's probably possible to be fat and happy.

But I rly doubt it.

My joints ache and I'm writhing in agony since I re-added straight up sin, greed, and gluttony to my diet. (Meat, fast food, oil, sugar)

Probably better for me to do without and the load is lighter in starvation.

I'm going to cram another French fry milkshake tho and pass out in a coma layer over the pain.

@impk. Honestly happy ur happy plz don't take my reply personally it's not about chu. It's not me being mad. Not openly anyway. I'm just channeling.

And ur essentially right.

[HalflingSpergand]

Personally love being fat black and jewish. Also not getting butt fucked and announcing it to strangers.

[imperiouskitten]

u forgot to say i said i quit teh board haha. dead combo

i buttfuck, thjerefore i am.

[imperiouskitten]

i am a sorceress of olympian body butt fucking, gazing into teh crystal ball of smooth body gyrations, supplying lubricant reviews, exploring teh minds and wisdums of rich & powerful men folk as they feebly try to GET to the butt fuck even tho i told them i never would but they still keep giving gifts basically right into my husband's hands (the cucks) etc. Without teh butt fucking, there is no context to the wisdom gained from my studies.

Even what is NOT butt fucking depends on butt fucking for me, for my life has been influenced by a lot of butt fuckers. That dcoesnt make me a whore by teh way, i led a chaste life outside of marriage like gr8-gr8 grandma would have wanted. not gr8 grandma cuz she was a dyke. U are infringing inside my person hood to imply i should not provide my butt fucking updates, which are known to be potent conversation pieces

[Nexii]

I also veer to the view that sexual vices should be visible to others. A vantage where it is verboten is detrimental to one's vigor. Those who are vexed by such vitae veto the human spirit's need for valency. In vignette, they violate and victimize only themselves by voluntarily adhering to sexual vacancy.

Nexii V

[HalflingSpergand]

You have to choose quitting the elf board or getting butt fucked. And all the elves know you can't quit the elf board

[Toxigen]

lol

[starkind]

I was saving this image for another thread.

But tbqh. This thread has the most penetration r now.

https://i.imgur.com/opmXowx.jpg

[Nexii]

A virtualized vestiment simulator may serve as a venue for those unable to voice their varied sexual desires.

No one veritably quits P99 or its communication vector, they merely take a vacation

[Jimjam]

In the grim dorkness of the forum posting there is only remission.

[starkind]

I prefer the dress to the assless chaps imo the dress just has more accessories and is a little more 'secretive' but like, u know there's a hole under there.

[Cecily]

Whore definition is -
1 : a person who engages in sexual intercourse for pay : prostitute.
2 offensive : a promiscuous (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/promiscuous) or immoral woman
3 : a male who engages in sexual acts for money

How to use whore in a sentence:

i am a sorceress of olympian body butt fucking, gazing into teh crystal ball of smooth body gyrations, supplying lubricant reviews, exploring teh minds and wisdums of rich & powerful men folk as they feebly try to GET to the butt fuck even tho i told them i never would but they still keep giving gifts basically right into my husband's hands (the cucks) etc. Without teh butt fucking, there is no context to the wisdom gained from my studies.

Even what is NOT butt fucking depends on butt fucking for me, for my life has been influenced by a lot of butt fuckers. That dcoesnt make me a whore by teh way, i led a chaste life outside of marriage like gr8-gr8 grandma would have wanted. not gr8 grandma cuz she was a dyke. U are infringing inside my person hood to imply i should not provide my butt fucking updates, which are known to be potent conversation pieces

[Cecily]

I also veer to the view that sexual vices should be visible to others. A vantage where it is verboten is detrimental to one's vigor. Those who are vexed by such vitae veto the human spirit's need for valency. In vignette, they violate and victimize only themselves by voluntarily adhering to sexual vacancy.

Nexii V
I am not questioning your powers of observation. I am merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a man in a fursuit -who- he is.


https://i.imgur.com/dkOnsXY.gif

[Gatordash]

I heard Netflix is moving in on your game

IJO5m6EFL6A

[starkind]

So basically irl is becoming IRC. :o

Thrive or die...

[Toxigen]

I heard Netflix is moving in on your game

IJO5m6EFL6A

fake and gay

[Pulgasari]

furries are the vanguard of the sexual pervert movement

[Mead]

hey guys i am just checking in, because i have been losing weight lately even though i'd rather not, lol. the world just feels cleaner without ice cream n stuff drippin in behind my eyballs. I want to ask the obese and borderline "clinically" healthies, have you never felt a body load / sense of illness or slowness from eating lots of rich food?

extra, news for the fans. i Just had sex and it was really good. it seems that i have achieved regular contact with the HFO now, or maybe u'd say it's juris who has :p my skin has been rly good lately too so it's just going really well " health and wellness" wise, lot of confidence. Happy :)

I just stay eating ice cream and fat (bmi calc says I’m overweight). I had vanilla bean last night— it was to die for.

[imperiouskitten]

I just stay eating ice cream and fat (bmi calc says I’m overweight). I had vanilla bean last night— it was to die for.

oh we know you are not described accurately by BMI meady boy

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/Xc0jcZF.jpg

[Cecily]

Still not smoking! Last time I did it for an extended period was with Well-well-well what do have here butrin, and that was great because it mitigated weight gain and withdrawal. The shitty thing was you get slammed by the withdrawals and weight gain as soon as you quit the medication. This time around I utilized progesterone, which I've done successfully once before, and, once again, using it for this purpose made me a major bitch. What's neat, though, about prog is that it's been shown to help women curb addictive behaviors during the luteal phase in their menstrual cycle. It works. Intensifies murder impulses for a week or two. Pretty scary. I felt like dog shit for about a month and just now snapping out of it.

Up 5 lbs from already high baseline, but I'm healthier. Mood stabilizing. Skin looks better. Breathing easier. Fat is sticking in the right places. I went up a bra cup size in a week, right after I bought a couple new 34Cs, which are now verging on too tight. 34Bs retired after a year of service. /salute

Research shows 80% of people who quit smoking gain ~10 lbs in a year. A not small number gain 20. That's fucking horrible, but I am pretty sure I know why this happens. Spoilerrrr: it's not diet or exercise related. It's gonna be harder to fix than quitting smoking was, I think, but I have a plan. For right now, the ++fat is a major transition boost and I may let that ride for a little.

[GinnasP99]

day 19, cigarette free. 2,900 pushups

[imperiouskitten]

For right now, the ++fat is a major transition boost and I may let that ride for a little.

delusional

[imperiouskitten]

I also veer to the view that sexual vices should be visible to others. A vantage where it is verboten is detrimental to one's vigor. Those who are vexed by such vitae veto the human spirit's need for valency. In vignette, they violate and victimize only themselves by voluntarily adhering to sexual vacancy.

Nexii V
a vitalizing view, dripping w/ verity
You have to choose quitting the elf board or getting butt fucked. And all the elves know you can't quit the elf board
thats demonstrably not tru. in fact, i never butt fudcked until i was a 10 yr veteran of this board. i made sure my consent was DEEP. and i poaSted about it to the board as soon as i lost my V
Whore definition is -
1 : a person who engages in sexual intercourse for pay : prostitute.
2 offensive : a promiscuous (https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/promiscuous) or immoral woman
3 : a male who engages in sexual acts for money

How to use whore in a sentence:

but liek i said i cant be a whore, for i only butt fuck with my husbando. I think I am more accurately described as a sci fi lothario, queer bait or just plain rape bait as well as kind of a ruthless tease. Since i have been orbited by butt fuckers all my life and have to in retrospect acknowledge most of the men around me have been pedos, and ive been roofied in bars, seen the world and traveled to Japan on my looks (yes i got catcalled by japanese girls plenty) and whatnot, and been pressured by PLENTY of pedophile sickos to screw and never gave in on my celibacy til i met a good person (Juris).

I think its a tactical misstep for u Cecily to call me a whore, since i'm not and my explanation kind of draws attention to the fact that my "creepdar" is plenty accurate. Its normally considered "normal" to have at least 1 sexual partner by 30, not whoreish FYI. And cringey that you're keen to judge and revile me for being a "whore" on the basis that an actual crack whore IRL who smokes rocks sleeplessly until she thinks i'm a federal agent and blows up my phone, who u look up to, was jealous of my looks, perceived education & perceived wealth & thus went nuts on me.


Anyway i'm still living this virgin bride life. married before my first butt fuck. gave myself to a male with joy, no niggling sensation of feeling humiliated by being a wife (being that I am a woman). and yes, got to spend plenty of time as a courtesan too while not putting out, because i am that uniquely attractive to men in powerful positions. It's geisha vs hooker, in an era when geishahood is basically ded and i'm the last of the breed. sooo thats just one more thing for all the ice-addled crypto-glory-holers with herpes on their ass to seethe on. let's see Asteria, who i guess is not a whore?, flex her "expensive" $300 anal sex services in reply again lmao

[Pulgasari]

Don't you have on only fans on pornhub?

[imperiouskitten]

Don't you have on only fans on pornhub?

not my fault dicklesses drop hundreds and thousands to watch my husband get busy on me. and I'm not a whore for letting a dyke tie me up in suspension in front of a crowd either. that's called art and community, and as the possessor of the body that draws crowd it is incumbent on me to facilitate

[Pulgasari]

not my fault dicklesses drop hundreds and thousands to watch my husband get busy on me. and I'm not a whore for letting a dyke tie me up in suspension in front of a crowd either. that's called art and community, and as the possessor of the body that draws crowd it is incumbent on me to facilitate

Ok but you get money for it?

[imperiouskitten]

Sure do :D

[Cecily]

I like how you meet all 3 definitions. That's my favorite part.

[imperiouskitten]

which 3? like the hollywood triple threat? i can't rly sing altho I can dance a few dances and act :) does writing count for a 3rd threat?

[imperiouskitten]

I don't engage in sexual acts for money. I edit and post footage for money. I let middle aged lesbian school teachers tie me up in public merely for fun.

Teh fact is, I am a slut and exhibitionist, as well as a talented empath and unusual beauty, and I like people who are kind. Alot, but not enuf to mix blood. Betazoid, not whore. Stay fat and lonely while i live ur dreams

[Cecily]

LARPing Hellraiser isn't exactly what I'd call my dreams.

[imperiouskitten]

No this is more like TNG where they send a hot, brilliant empath to flirt with all the crew to keep them happy. Except I'm also banging a mean Klingon with an angel's face.

also sorry you didn't got cis lesbian to top you for rope art photos while a hushed crowd whispers about how pretty and young your alabaster pedobait body looks all twined up in ropes from the ceiling. very hellraiser lol. also sorry i got that guy u crushed on too

[Cecily]

also sorry you didn't got cis lesbian to top you for rope art photos while a hushed crowd whispers about how pretty and young your alabaster pedobait body [WTF?] looks all twined up in ropes from the ceiling. very hellraiser lol
https://i.imgur.com/CgeeHIg.gif

[imperiouskitten]

https://i.imgur.com/CgeeHIg.gif

yes it looks like that, also that extra weight u put on is doing u tons of favors ! no haha actually she was a cute late 40s lezzy schoolteacher, very umm...understated, while still cute normie. She reminded me of my 3rd grade teacher lol. You'd have loved to feel what its like, when a lezzy top feels comfortable playing with u cuz you dont creep them out. For me however it was mostly just an oddly intimate fun, i just liek gusy i guess.

less dat more dis (but cameras not rly allowed)
https://i.imgur.com/rFKZnAg.png

[Pulgasari]

the Weave is strong 💪

[imperiouskitten]

mom would be real proud.

[imperiouskitten]

anyway, i was alive for Trump and particularly New Zealand and realized that the pastime of gaslighting weak people as deep into mental illness as you can (" baseball ") is actually pretty shitty and costs lives and eats our culture away. I did change things that day (NZ). I never took you for Evil alignment and you never repped it but yeah, you're empathetic enough you should have grown by now especially with a conscientious person like me in your orbit castigating you.

Please don't stay the same forever and ever because you are locked in an ego battle between your small cock and me. I'm demonstrably better in every meaningful way, I'm right, I've obviously been there and done that and I really hope you can just consider where you fit in in the world. to die on Incel Hill is a sad sad end for you, of all people, a reflection of some strong emotion toward me which absent me wronging you I can only assume is envy or status jockey fever or the gut reaction to defend the assailed man, who does not deserve to be harangued for using the N word by this N word sow. which is a cringe and vom path to Hell and destroyed friendship.

collaborator

[Byue]

is this the place where we write about our sexual fantasies?

mine is going to a girl's house and she has tons of books and I think she's smart and seems like you go the opposite direction.

too subtle?

[Nexii]

anyway, i was alive for Trump and particularly New Zealand and realized that the pastime of gaslighting weak people as deep into mental illness as you can (" baseball ") is actually pretty shitty and costs lives and eats our culture away. I did change things that day (NZ). I never took you for Evil alignment and you never repped it but yeah, you're empathetic enough you should have grown by now especially with a conscientious person like me in your orbit castigating you.

Please don't stay the same forever and ever because you are locked in an ego battle between your small cock and me. I'm demonstrably better in every meaningful way, I'm right, I've obviously been there and done that and I really hope you can just consider where you fit in in the world. to die on Incel Hill is a sad sad end for you, of all people, a reflection of some strong emotion toward me which absent me wronging you I can only assume is envy or status jockey fever or the gut reaction to defend the assailed man, who does not deserve to be harangued for using the N word by this N word sow. which is a cringe and vom path to Hell and destroyed friendship.

collaborator

Cecily is a lost cause I'd cut your losses and give up. The combination of misanthropy (attacking those who she thinks are weak) and dysphoria (anyone who enjoys sex is a whore) doesn't bode well for ever enjoying the company of another person.

[Jimjam]

is this the place where we write about our sexual fantasies?

mine is going to a girl's house and she has tons of books and I think she's smart and seems like you go the opposite direction.

too subtle?

Didn’t you know BMI stands for ‘Bitching, Megalomania and Insemination’?

[Toxigen]

jesus fucking christ

[heyokah]

Oops, strolled into the wrong saloon. Good day gentlemen.

[Jimjam]

jesus fucking christ

Ikr. Everytime we have a nice body positivity, active lifestyle, mutual support thread it descends into oversharing of details which aren’t even tangentially related and bickering so the thread dies.

We need a negativity thread to be a sump for slagging each other off so the positivity threads can survive untainted.

[Cecily]

Can we not just admit it's entirely J being a malignant narcissist skank derailing this entirely good faith discussion of BMI from the beginning?

[Gatordash]

Its like I'm sometimes reading a different language in off-topic.

[Pulgasari]

Can we not just admit it's entirely J being a malignant narcissist skank derailing this entirely good faith discussion of BMI from the beginning?

https://i.imgur.com/ynogdjc.gif

[starkind]

I'm perfectly cool and normal.

Wishing everyone wellbeing, health, strength, and vitality.

[starkind]

P.s. I circled the cutest one.

https://i.imgur.com/2BfUQoE.jpg

[imperiouskitten]

is this the place where we write about our sexual fantasies?

mine is going to a girl's house and she has tons of books and I think she's smart and seems like you go the opposite direction.

too subtle?
only the new think i'm makin thangs up.
YqJAnQTwmJs

reminder this pic is a remote control selfie.
https://i.imgur.com/3luJ2e4.png

Cecily is a lost cause I'd cut your losses and give up. The combination of misanthropy (attacking those who she thinks are weak) and dysphoria (anyone who enjoys sex is a whore) doesn't bode well for ever enjoying the company of another person.

nonono i got my wrench in pokesans brain. Cecily is lost to a fate worse than death.

Jimjam i'm sorry if you are not aware of the backstory here, Cecily is fat as you know, and she coordinated with her jealous friend to meet me IRL to sexually assault me to cause emotional trauma early in my transition. It was a mean girls scene where I got drugged, pressured into bed by 2 girls then abused verbally and ran off sobbing. All parties gaslight and claim nothing happened in retrospect. Back then the narrative was that I am some sort of social retard who is too shy to hang and broke into tears for no reason, but since then I have been re-classified as AGGRESSIVE and controlling. And so, because she is profoundly envious and lacks any moral scruples whatsoever about sexual assault and creepy, stalkery sexual hazing Cecily "picks a side" to her greatest convenience: denigrating the target of her envy. Complete with a narrative incompatible with reality, and contradicting her original conception of things (she knows she is full of shit).

Therefore after numerous attempts to lower a rope to Cecily to climb out of the sewage, fat threads have become the vector for keeping Cecily aggro'd against me and ensuring she can not change or develop unless she (unlikely) can find the genius or moment of clarity to finally apologize profusely. If she stays in pole position to combat me she remains unfit to nurse a sexual assault victim, nor care for a dependent, nor take on a healthy romance etc. Contradicting sexual assault claims without any personal knowledge of the situation acts as a very strong frictional force preventing emotional feminization in Cecily, not that such would be happening anyway unmedicated. The masculinity of it pleases me. However even knowing the whole story, my husband says one should not strike back against a cripple even if they strike first at every meeting. So I get where you're coming from, but personally I'm okay with boiling rapists and their collaborators in acid. And that's why the fat threads are all about Cecily's un-lived dreams, even though i get heavy sighs from some others.

Had incredible butt fucking last night btw.

[Pulgasari]

nonono i got my wrench in pokesans brain.

it's more pummeling than torsion. :p

[GinnasP99]

let's re-rail this trainwreck. Here's my dinner tonight, 6 eggs scrambled with cheese and I'm gonna call that 4 strips of bacon.

https://imgur.com/rxYverD.jpg

Skated an hour today, then finned around the pool for maybe 2ish hours. 3,100 pushups.

Get healthy guys. You're worth it.

[Nexii]

Taking healthy pescetarian food ideas

Sitting around 172 lately which is ok, kinda want to drop 3-5 lbs though

[GinnasP99]

Here's my recommendation for you. You're already 172 pounds, so whatever you're eating, it's working.

I would eat exactly the same thing as you're eating now, but increase cardio output by maybe 30ish%. The key to actually incorporating this is finding a cardio activity that you actually love. Try bicycling, skating, running, swimming, fucking rock climbing. Whatever.

If you eat the exact same but burn more calories consistently, you will lose weight.

[Nexii]

only the new think i'm makin thangs up.

nonono i got my wrench in pokesans brain. Cecily is lost to a fate worse than death.

Jimjam i'm sorry if you are not aware of the backstory here, Cecily is fat as you know, and she coordinated with her jealous friend to meet me IRL to sexually assault me to cause emotional trauma early in my transition. It was a mean girls scene where I got drugged, pressured into bed by 2 girls then abused verbally and ran off sobbing. All parties gaslight and claim nothing happened in retrospect. Back then the narrative was that I am some sort of social retard who is too shy to hang and broke into tears for no reason, but since then I have been re-classified as AGGRESSIVE and controlling. And so, because she is profoundly envious and lacks any moral scruples whatsoever about sexual assault and creepy, stalkery sexual hazing Cecily "picks a side" to her greatest convenience: denigrating the target of her envy. Complete with a narrative incompatible with reality, and contradicting her original conception of things (she knows she is full of shit).

Therefore after numerous attempts to lower a rope to Cecily to climb out of the sewage, fat threads have become the vector for keeping Cecily aggro'd against me and ensuring she can not change or develop unless she (unlikely) can find the genius or moment of clarity to finally apologize profusely. If she stays in pole position to combat me she remains unfit to nurse a sexual assault victim, nor care for a dependent, nor take on a healthy romance etc. Contradicting sexual assault claims without any personal knowledge of the situation acts as a very strong frictional force preventing emotional feminization in Cecily, not that such would be happening anyway unmedicated. The masculinity of it pleases me. However even knowing the whole story, my husband says one should not strike back against a cripple even if they strike first at every meeting. So I get where you're coming from, but personally I'm okay with boiling rapists and their collaborators in acid. And that's why the fat threads are all about Cecily's un-lived dreams, even though i get heavy sighs from some others.

Had incredible butt fucking last night btw.

I mean you don't need to tell me. Cecily has creeped and stalked on me for years even though we were casual friends for a couple of months at best. Not even close or intimate friends by my standards. While females can be stalkers, it's true that it's a predominantly male sort of behavior. What I sense is a lacking of understanding human emotions on a real level. There's nothing to soften or feminize cause it just isn't there. When you've been with others void of true empathy you can just tell. Any caring or concern comes off very fake as it's not an easy thing to fake.

Don't think Pokesan is salvagable either. Anyone that fragile in their 30s probably isn't going to ever grow up. His reactions are like my 10 year old self when I discovered porn was a thing.

Maybe my own life experience has jaded me, but most people usually don't change very much.

[Cecily]

Please stop projecting your ex onto every problematic relationship you have. I'm not stalking you. I occasionally laugh at the absurd personified by an adult dressing up in an animal costume. I also find it funny that J has sunk so low that a furry is her only ally here. I don't actually have a problem with you, besides you interjecting yourself into conversations in an attempt to get some kind of attention which you frankly do not merit.

[Nexii]

Please stop projecting your ex onto every problematic relationship you have. I'm not stalking you. I occasionally laugh at the absurd personified by an adult dressing up in an animal costume. I also find it funny that J has sunk so low that a furry is her only ally here.

You aren't much like my ex at all on the whole. J might be a narcissist but at least she has empathy. You never will which is why you'll always be alone and never succeed in the medical field. Imagine thinking I care what you think of me being a furry. Been into that scene for a long time. In fact I think it's funny that costumes trigger you. Well they don't really, you just pretend your emotions to get a reaction. You're completely fake Cecily. I do wonder what it's like to live in such a void? I suppose that's why you do what you do, boredom

[starkind]

GBUznGsSJ1U

https://i.imgur.com/3EsQE2c.png

realistic

[Wall O Lead]

After reading this thread...

I like to imagine you're the same people I see at the gas station at 2am buying blunt rolls and clearly coming down from some hardcore binge.

Here's my rating...

Mental Health = 1/10

Entertainment/Shock Value = 10/10

[Pulgasari]

GBUznGsSJ1U

https://i.imgur.com/3EsQE2c.png

realistic

Bk_fnPFH2XQ

[HalflingSpergand]

After reading this thread...

I like to imagine you're the same people I see at the gas station at 2am buying blunt rolls and clearly coming down from some hardcore binge.

Here's my rating...

Mental Health = 1/10

Entertainment/Shock Value = 10/10
You are at that same gas station bud

[Cecily]

*Hands you your change* Thanks, have a good one!

I was that graveyard clerk for a decade.

[nostalgiaquest]

What kind of square calls them “blunt rolls”?

Hello Mr Drug Dealer, I’d like to purchase two marijuana’s please.

[Cecily]

Marijuana blunt injectors were some pretty intolerable customers. My people smoked joints, bowls, or bongs. LEMME GET A DUTCH MASTER AND SOME NEW PORTS

[Wall O Lead]

Ohhh... Shit. My bad. Didn't mean to offend. Never been much for drugs.

[Gwaihir]

Inside of every fat girl, is a skinny girl dying to get out
Because she ate her

[Jimjam]

Hey pals!

I just wanted to post an update to my body story.

I’m down 85 kilo to 77 kilo since my journey began prompted by this thread. Thank you for the encouragement!

My physio has taken some quad measurements, and apparently despite my weight loss I’m also making some good gains in that area too!

I’ve been given a new range of exercises to continue my development plan and an so grateful for the gains and losses I’ve already made so far.

[Cecily]

That's 187 -> 169.4 lbs since April. Fantastic work, Jim!

[Jimjam]

Thank you! Down from ~25 to ~23 so a decent step out of the overweight bracket! And that is despite pigging out recently for Father’s day and my Birthday!

[imperiouskitten]

*Hands you your change* Thanks, have a good one!

I was that graveyard clerk for a decade.

Not me ever :cool:

[Cecily]

You were probably busying dropping out of medschool around then. Never I ever have done meth in my underwear in front of an old rich guy for money.

[Pulgasari]

You were probably busying dropping out of medschool around then. Never I ever have done meth in my underwear in front of an old rich guy for money.

Annoying. It goes 'Never have I ever', does it not?

:mad:

[imperiouskitten]

You were probably busying dropping out of medschool around then. Never I ever have done meth in my underwear in front of an old rich guy for money.

that guy fell in love and financed our whole life for a year btw until he finally freaked out about the fact that i wasnt gonna fuck him, ever. at that point he got nasty and pretty scary and he is a drug dealer after all. glad i always hid my address from him. Anyway, I'll never apologize for adventuring nor being a credible ultra-hot exotic muse to powerful men who are up their own ass about their own intellects and all too happy to pay me without getting any sex. (This might sound ruthless but the man is a likely murderer who nearly OD'd me to death the night I met him too, so I went ruthless. Most solicitous chasers are sick, i wouldnt mistreat some sweet old guy. so, trigger warning on my apparent androphobia. i love males)

[Cecily]

Glad you got out of that unharmed, besides the OD yeah... I was fucking worried about you.

[unsunghero]

Yo all, I’m back. Wasn’t banned or anything, just had some RL stuff happen that took basically all of my attention for a while, but gettin the itch to play some P99 again when I get back from Cali in 10 days

Will post a progress pic from the beach maybe in a few days

Keep at it

[Toxigen]

drug dealer

powerful men

pick one

[Wall O Lead]

Update.

Day 17, still a fat ass.

[imperiouskitten]

drug dealer

powerful men

pick one

first of all, escobar was powerful. controlling a lawless area makes you about as powerful as caesar and more powerful than a supreme court justice in a certain space bro.

idk, once you graduate to owning a convincing legit front and your country estate hits about 7 structures, I call it powerful enough. not talking el presidente or escobar for this guy of course, but certainly on an entirely different plane from the average jack and jill both in money and the adjunct power that comes from being a dealer with local police connections etc. u can flex if you want, but i've been to dinner at amazon employee #12 and 13's house too on an even more powerful man's arm and I am aware it was a more impressive location. You're not teaching me :p

plus on the other hand, neither of those people struck me as able to have somebody killed. i'm not sayin i know my guy could but i have to assume so. Juris is more alpha tho with more German Power, bcuz he never would stoop so low.

so dont get tiggered. I am not some plain Patriam-style authority-worshiper who is unable/unwilling to qualify powers by their decency and would be officially required by prosperity gospel to suck the dick of the drug dealer and marry him and change my wife's surname to his because networths prove that he deserves her more than me. my FAVORITE power is not worldly but inner :3

[Bardp1999]

I have gained 5 lbs since this thread started

[imperiouskitten]

my stomach is sick and i am precipitously losing weight. basically intestines have ground totally to a halt, stomach won't drain, and rehydrating my guts every morning causes a puking fit. full fasting is the only way to avoid teh symptoms, so ive had like 2 bites of food a day for last 3 days. but ive been slowly starving for 3 months at least. think excruciating starvation pangs even as your stomach tells you ur wayyy too full to fit any foodd

lost 20lbs in the last while. looking rly cute but i might have to venture into ana weight bounds to defeat this illness :( see you at 130lbs, havent been there since i was 17 (thirstypedo city to be this tall/skinny andro teen lookin) and it's pretty fkn tiring to diet below about 140lbs for me at 6'1".

LUCKILY, my whole problem has a new drug for it based on loperamide which does basically the inverse. so i am not expecting demise. just a weight class ive been failing to reattain since college XD

[Cecily]

Yeah, that sounds horrible. Good luck getting over the GI issues. Those can really suck.

[starkind]

don't kill urself cuz food is gross just find something high caloric and sup with vita and then worry about something else, because u are not consuming enough to harm this world and u have every right to live even if u are not feeling gr8

[Toxigen]

totally normal and healthy

[starkind]

totally normal and healthy

https://i.imgur.com/FzcW3fQ.png

Your advent was surprisingly quick.

[Nexii]

Not the best way to lose weight but yea I lost about 5 just from being sick a lot lately. 168 or so now.

[starkind]

i would literally mail u guys each a pallet of ensure if i knew were u lived like on one of those actual giant wooden pallets

[Nirgon]

I'd be more interested in grip/hand strength tests and their results here.

[HalflingSpergand]

Attempt sobriety

[starkind]

I'd be more interested in grip/hand strength tests and their results here.

I had a really hard time cutting through my kiwi and peeling open my yogurt container.

Also holding about 8oz of water in a coffee mug is a real triumph, sometimes gotta wait till it's cool enough so I can drink more than a sip to make it lighter, and not drop it.

I got a 24 oz smoothie bullet but I drop all the damn time every it's full cuz it's really honestly too heavy and my muscles tremor.

[unsunghero]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hcgw55e3A-M

[starkind]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hcgw55e3A-M

good video but it gets worse :p

hehehehehe

*flex*

(but u can do it anyway)

push ur body to it's limits and just find out were they r if anything out of curiousity, don't think about what is gonna happen, just make it happen, just do it

[unsunghero]

good video but it gets worse :p

hehehehehe

*flex*

(but u can do it anyway)

push ur body to it's limits and just find out were they r if anything out of curiousity, don't think about what is gonna happen, just make it happen, just do it

Agree

I just like hearing about survival situations and what people are capable of when their back is truly against the wall