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G13
04-27-2021, 01:58 PM
Me neither

Snortles Chortles
04-27-2021, 02:00 PM
who

Skarne
04-27-2021, 02:02 PM
oscar makes great weiners

BlackBellamy
04-27-2021, 03:04 PM
If I want arrogant millionaires to preach to me about social justice I can just do that while looking in the mirror.

That's because I'm an actor. I could win an Oscar for my arrogant millionaire portrayal if only someone could come down to my dank basement and film it.

GinnasP99
04-27-2021, 03:07 PM
Haven't had a TV in 1.5 decades.
Love you guys, have a great day <3

Ennewi
04-27-2021, 03:15 PM
https://youtu.be/2u2KSBq7y-o

Trexller
04-27-2021, 03:15 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8v0qpny.jpg

Shourty
04-27-2021, 03:20 PM
pfffffft.

BlackBellamy
04-27-2021, 03:23 PM
Take note:

Elon Musk has been announced as the upcoming guest host of Saturday Night Live.

To wit, one Aidy Bryant, a SNL repertory player since 2012, shortly afterwards opined on her twitter feed thusly:

Bryant, 33, reposted a tweet from Sen. Bernie Sanders as a thinly veiled dart aimed at Musk that read: “The 50 wealthiest people in America today own more wealth than the bottom half of our people.”

“Let me repeat that, because it is almost too absurd to believe: the 50 wealthiest people in this country own more wealth than some 165 MILLION Americans. That is a moral obscenity,” the cyber barb continued.

Since the SNL salaries are easily found, I have calculated that Aidy has grossed 2.079 million dollars from that alone, and considering she has also appeared in three films and numerous other television shows and productions it's fair to assume the public approximation of her net worth (https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-comedians/aidy-bryant-net-worth/) at 4 million dollars is accurate.

Using our handy shame-the-rich calculator (https://personalfinancedata.com/networth-percentile-calculator/?min_age=33&max_age=33&networth=4000000#results) we find Mz. Bryant to land on the 97.7% percentile ranking according to her age.

Another oblivious 2.3% percenter crying to the world about the evil .01% percenters of the world! Ladies and Gentlemen, Hollywood!

Resolved: That Aidy Bryant is a rich twit.

Horza
04-27-2021, 03:29 PM
Fuck you and fuck Elon Musk.

Ennewi
04-27-2021, 03:29 PM
Take note:

Elon Musk has been announced as the upcoming guest host of Saturday Night Live.

To wit, one Aidy Bryant, a SNL repertory player since 2012, shortly afterwards opined on her twitter feed thusly:



Since the SNL salaries are easily found, I have calculated that Aidy has grossed 2.079 million dollars from that alone, and considering she has also appeared in three films and numerous other television shows and productions it's fair to assume the public approximation of her net worth (https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-comedians/aidy-bryant-net-worth/) at 4 million dollars is accurate.

Using our handy shame-the-rich calculator (https://personalfinancedata.com/networth-percentile-calculator/?min_age=33&max_age=33&networth=4000000#results) we find Mz. Bryant to land on the 97.7% percentile ranking according to her age.

Another oblivious 2.3% percenter crying to the world about the evil .01% percenters of the world! Ladies and Gentlemen, Hollywood!

Resolved: That Aidy Bryant is a rich twit.

https://youtu.be/M63C14437rQ

Pulgasari
04-27-2021, 03:30 PM
Take note:

Elon Musk has been announced as the upcoming guest host of Saturday Night Live.

To wit, one Aidy Bryant, a SNL repertory player since 2012, shortly afterwards opined on her twitter feed thusly:



Since the SNL salaries are easily found, I have calculated that Aidy has grossed 2.079 million dollars from that alone, and considering she has also appeared in three films and numerous other television shows and productions it's fair to assume the public approximation of her net worth (https://www.celebritynetworth.com/richest-celebrities/richest-comedians/aidy-bryant-net-worth/) at 4 million dollars is accurate.

Using our handy shame-the-rich calculator (https://personalfinancedata.com/networth-percentile-calculator/?min_age=33&max_age=33&networth=4000000#results) we find Mz. Bryant to land on the 97.7% percentile ranking according to her age.

Another oblivious 2.3% percenter crying to the world about the evil .01% percenters of the world! Ladies and Gentlemen, Hollywood!

Resolved: That Aidy Bryant is a rich twit.

I think you're lost. Aidy Bryant goes in the BMI thread.

starkind
04-27-2021, 03:37 PM
I saw an article about Harrison Ford ripping Hollywood lol.

Toxigen
04-27-2021, 04:17 PM
Fuck you and fuck Elon Musk.

lol the poor guy hates the rich man

Horza
04-27-2021, 04:40 PM
The only people who don't hate Musk are his shareholders and bootlickers.

Ennewi
04-27-2021, 04:48 PM
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kimbal-musk-next-door-restaurants (https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kimbal-musk-next-door-restaurants-coronavirus_n_5e8ccb32c5b62459a9302dbb)

https://www.syracuse.com/entertainment/2019/11/gabriels-inferno-movie-trilogy-begins-filming-in-syracuse.html

Toxigen
04-27-2021, 04:51 PM
The only people who don't hate Musk are his shareholders and bootlickers.

Sorry you're too poor to invest for the future.

BlackBellamy
04-27-2021, 04:58 PM
Sorry you're too poor to invest for the future.

He's against visionaries in general. That's why he wants both Elon and me to get bent.

Horza
04-27-2021, 05:01 PM
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kimbal-musk-next-door-restaurants (https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kimbal-musk-next-door-restaurants-coronavirus_n_5e8ccb32c5b62459a9302dbb)

https://www.syracuse.com/entertainment/2019/11/gabriels-inferno-movie-trilogy-begins-filming-in-syracuse.html

Must be nice having that apartheid emerald mine money.

BlackBellamy
04-27-2021, 05:01 PM
Plus he's in love with Aidy Bryant.

BlackBellamy
04-27-2021, 05:02 PM
Must be nice having that apartheid emerald mine money.

Your house was built on a giant pile of dead American and African natives. If not then your McDonalds surely was.

FatherSioux
04-27-2021, 05:14 PM
Anyone who dislikes Elon is a Luddite pushing for some hippy compound existence.

Ennewi
04-27-2021, 05:27 PM
Anyone who dislikes Elon is a Luddite pushing for some hippy compound existence.

Zuckerberg and Bezos aren't exactly hippies or Luddites.

FatherSioux
04-27-2021, 05:35 PM
And I doubt they dislike him, probably just envious of him
Because he doesn’t live in the woke bubble of fear.

Those two are supremely rich and they live in fear, imagine that...sad really.

Kaveh
04-27-2021, 05:38 PM
He's against visionaries in general. That's why he wants both Elon and me to get bent.

Nah Elon is autistic, annoying, and complying with Chinese state rules

Kaveh
04-27-2021, 05:39 PM
Anyone who dislikes Elon is a Luddite pushing for some hippy compound existence.

Go bow before the PLA like Elon does

Then watch the original red dawn

Kaveh
04-27-2021, 05:40 PM
The only people who don't hate Musk are his shareholders and bootlickers.

I hate him because my model S is a piece of shit, it’s a spy camera with wheels.

Horza
04-27-2021, 05:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/IiPHZbc.jpg

G13
04-27-2021, 05:49 PM
Lefties can't meme

Ennewi
04-27-2021, 05:52 PM
And I doubt they dislike him, probably just envious of him
Because he doesn’t live in the woke bubble of fear.

Those two are supremely rich and they live in fear, imagine that...sad really.

If Bezos and Zuckerberg worship Cazic Thule than Musk worships Tunare, but only for her aesthetics.

FatherSioux
04-27-2021, 06:37 PM
Horza you are capital, know that sweet child.

HalflingSpergand
04-27-2021, 06:46 PM
Hypothetical wealth doesnt impress me much

Jibartik
04-27-2021, 07:42 PM
The only people who don't hate Musk are his shareholders.

The only people who are not shareholders are idiots though.

Must be nice having that apartheid emerald mine money.

according to this logic aidy briant should be flying rocketships to mars any day now.

bubur
04-27-2021, 07:48 PM
do not know how to watch the oscars or when they are

this is not a political statement.. did ppl actually look forward to this at some point or?

mofos you aren't even talking about the oscars in here. Y u always trickin me

G13
04-27-2021, 08:00 PM
do not know how to watch the oscars or when they are

this is not a political statement.. did ppl actually look forward to this at some point or?

mofos you aren't even talking about the oscars in here. Y u always trickin me

This thread is a textbook example how lefties troll and derail everything in this forum with their buffoonery

*See Ban Thread*

Trexller
04-27-2021, 08:14 PM
This thread is a textbook example how lefties troll and derail everything in this forum with their buffoonery

*See Ban Thread*

In this forum?

Lefties troll and derail everything in the world. Thats actually all they do. They piss and moan until people do what they want, just to shut them up. see: cancel culture

Every cloud has a silver lining tho, its hilarious to watch them devour their own. the competition for who can be the most liberal, the most woke, etc.

Reminds me of when i was a kid and parents forced me to church, that whole place was just some competitive piety circle jerk.

same for the religion of the libtards

Kaveh
04-27-2021, 08:14 PM
do not know how to watch the oscars or when they are

this is not a political statement.. did ppl actually look forward to this at some point or?

mofos you aren't even talking about the oscars in here. Y u always trickin me

How to discuss the oscars when none of us watched?

Interstellar and gladiator are the only movies made in the last 20 years that I can stand

Kaveh
04-27-2021, 08:15 PM
And anything Mel Gibson. I’d follow him into battle

Horza
04-27-2021, 08:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/J9cszL9.jpg

G13
04-27-2021, 08:19 PM
Thread about Oscars turns into an Elon Musk meme dump

Mods do nothing

Jibartik
04-27-2021, 08:22 PM
Imagine worshiping politics so much that you think the man trying to leave the planet to die on mars, pushes for UBI, and believes the universe is a simulation, is talking about petty bickering and american politics when he quotes the matrix.

Horza
04-27-2021, 08:27 PM
For the record, BlackBellamy brought up Musk for no reason.

Pulgasari
04-27-2021, 08:41 PM
Imagine worshiping politics so much that you think the man trying to leave the planet to die on mars, pushes for UBI, and believes the universe is a simulation, is talking about petty bickering and american politics when he quotes the matrix.

He was talking about politics. The red rose icon means 'yay socialism'. I don't know why. Computers are too hard these days.

FatherSioux
04-27-2021, 08:42 PM
For the record, BlackBellamy brought up Musk for no reason.

Look the Lib Troll is derailing and trolling. BB brought up MuskDaddy for a very specific reason that he explained. You then couldn't wait to let us all know you hated him.

G13
04-27-2021, 08:49 PM
For the record, BlackBellamy brought up Musk for no reason.

Not for no reason

It was related to his appearance on SNL (Entertainment related - On Topic)

Your first response in this thread:

Fuck you and fuck Elon Musk.

Your second reply (Trolling/Derailment set in motion):

The only people who don't hate Musk are his shareholders and bootlickers.

Your third reply: (Apartheid and Emeralds - Full Derailment in effect)

Must be nice having that apartheid emerald mine money.

Your 4th Post (A hijacked NPC meme about Capitalism - You're not even trying to post on topic)

https://i.imgur.com/IiPHZbc.jpg

Your 5th Post

https://i.imgur.com/J9cszL9.jpg

Is blatant trolling/derailing allowed here? Why bother posting if the mods won't do anything about it

Horza
04-27-2021, 08:56 PM
What does SNL have to do with the Oscars?

If you don't mind taking Elon's dick out of your mouth long enough to answer.

Jibartik
04-27-2021, 08:57 PM
He was talking about politics. The red rose icon means 'yay socialism'. I don't know why. Computers are too hard these days.

Ok got it so the guy who supported andrew yang was saying to become republican. :rolleyes:

Shawk
04-27-2021, 09:08 PM
SN15 Soon! WEEEEE

Hard Lefters and Hard Righters have one thing in common. They hate Musk.

Shawk
04-27-2021, 09:12 PM
I really find it sad that a person can only think about politics and associates it with literally everything.

Like when you are taking a shit do you call it a liberal poop if it is a big one? a tiny one would be a conservative poop?

So a tiny pp is that just a conservative pp?

Ennewi
04-27-2021, 10:16 PM
Like when you are taking a shit do you call it a liberal poop if it is a big one? a tiny one would be a conservative poop?

The difference in consistency would probably better represent each party, rather than the size.

Shawk
04-27-2021, 10:35 PM
The difference in consistency would probably better represent each party, rather than the size.

Interesting. Hmm.. I have to rethink this. I always thought democracy was a medium poop with corn in it but not too hard, not too soft.. Satisfying but leaves you wanting a little more :rolleyes:

Kaveh
04-27-2021, 10:55 PM
The only people who are not shareholders are idiots though.



according to this logic aidy briant should be flying rocketships to mars any day now.

Every index fund invested in domestic stock is about 1% Tesla (minimum)

Horza is unemployed and probably doesn’t have any retirement savings (SAD BIGLY). Max your Roth IRAs out losers, social security will be bankrupt by the time y’all are retiring

Kaveh
04-27-2021, 10:58 PM
401ks/403b max per year is $19500, if you aren’t doing that you are a very dumb mother fucker

Ennewi
04-27-2021, 11:13 PM
Interesting. Hmm.. I have to rethink this. I always thought democracy was a medium poop with corn in it but not too hard, not too soft.. Satisfying but leaves you wanting a little more :rolleyes:

So together at both extremes we are a mix of diarrhea and constipation, except whenever a violent uprising occurs, then it all comes out the other end and is harder to clean.

Pulgasari
04-27-2021, 11:17 PM
401ks/403b max per year is $19500, if you aren’t doing that you are a very dumb mother fucker

He says, doing usury, thinking he's opposed to doing usury.

Curious!

Shawk
04-27-2021, 11:47 PM
So together at both extremes we are a mix of diarrhea and constipation, except whenever a violent uprising occurs, then it all comes out the other end and is harder to clean.

Precisely!

Horza
04-27-2021, 11:51 PM
He says, doing usury, thinking he's opposed to doing usury.

Curious!

A minority white supremacist isn't consistent?

indiscriminate_hater
04-27-2021, 11:53 PM
Didn't watch - did minorities end up winning a percentage of awards that's greater than or equal to their percentage makeup of the population? Or will we be hearing angry black transgender intersectional feminists rant about it on Twitter for the next year?

Trexller
04-28-2021, 12:03 AM
A minority white supremacist isn't consistent?

Classic Chappelle's Show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLNDqxrUUwQ

Trexller
04-28-2021, 12:05 AM
Didn't watch - did minorities end up winning a percentage of awards that's greater than or equal to their percentage makeup of the population? Or will we be hearing angry black transgender intersectional feminists rant about it on Twitter for the next year?

Perfect.

Do you teach classes? i need to level up my skillz

Kaveh
04-28-2021, 12:19 AM
He says, doing usury, thinking he's opposed to doing usury.

Curious!

I play by the rules, but the rules should be changed

Toxigen
04-28-2021, 06:55 AM
lol horza

get a grip man

BlackBellamy
04-28-2021, 10:02 AM
What does SNL have to do with the Oscars?

If you don't mind taking Elon's dick out of your mouth long enough to answer.

My first post said "If I want arrogant millionaires to preach to me about social justice I can just do that while looking in the mirror." which was a reference to the Oscars.

My second post was an example of an arrogant millionaire preaching to me about social justice.

I feel I shouldn't be wasting my time explaining such connections as they are pretty clear to people used to forum-type communication, where topical replies follow topical replies and where the mere mention of something unrelated doesn't immediately spawn a new discussion in the same thread. But I am a humanitarian like that. Like the great Elon Musk.

Toxigen
04-28-2021, 10:14 AM
pBz0BTb83H8

Horza
04-28-2021, 12:17 PM
I feel I shouldn't be wasting my time explaining such connections as they are pretty clear to people used to forum-type communication, where topical replies follow topical replies and where the mere mention of something unrelated doesn't immediately spawn a new discussion in the same thread. But I am a humanitarian like that. Like the great Elon Musk.

I know conservatives are generally idiots, but come on.

bubur
04-28-2021, 04:33 PM
l9357mxngSE

Jibartik
04-28-2021, 04:36 PM
https://youtu.be/6d0LKfp07fc?t=311

bubur
04-28-2021, 05:19 PM
https://i.imgur.com/g4MUdTH.png